turbot vs theniggateam (3600 views)

fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi Herpertti
ee Mexor
fr saNjih
fr kazim


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
15.08.13 17:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW 61 kills
Killing Spree ANAALIPORAAJA ))) 5 frags without being killed
Accountant ANAALIPORAAJA ))) 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW 17 gibs
...and stay dead! niggahpoissoN8D 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ANAALIPORAAJA ))) 49 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer niggahMexor 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! niggahk4Z1M 418 damage per frag
What objective? ANAALIPORAAJA ))) 426 XP
Red Shirt niggahMexor 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? niggahk4Z1M 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore niggahk4Z1M 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut niggahMexor 4 team kills
Gingerbread man niggahMexor 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
niggahMexor51219346720419729685454330/02/532/427/1021512836
niggahk4Z1M763625167900169433116022130/10/046/465/7185173410
niggahpoissoN8D7333648661400169416104202810/02/342/424/619615846
niggah6791713320025045126145305679270/04/3120/4216/619915347
jalmari66342416250271005289691160/04/134/465/624514546
ANAALIPORAAJA )))1104265651702131076178272670/01/249/338/319215354
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW9536061621720151120410393581/03/147/4110/718416244
an89112815817529243532017271894411/08/1130/4123/720715345
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
niggahMexor39851333200935503773940/00/39/192/2KKD//D/D/KDKDD/KDDDK/DDDDDK/KDDKDDDK/DDKDDKK/D
niggahk4Z1M54120132450082990417300/00/012/151/1/K/KKKDKK///KKD/DDKDDKDDKDDKDDD/DDK/D
niggahpoissoN8D68951319600128223619580/00/112/171/0KDKKDKDDDKDKKDKDDDDKDDDKDDDKKD/K
niggah5430039761300189362115651520/00/433/514/3
jalmari601051423101235863428670/02/011/182/1DDDDDDKDDKDDDT/KKDDDKKDDDKKK/KKKDKKDDD
ANAALIPORAAJA )))13515319141018388723392230/01/018/51/1KD/KKTKKDKKK/KK/KKKDDKDK/K///KDKK/
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW1131232522810940923595400/01/023/111/3KDKDKKD/KDKKXXDKDKKK/KKDK//DKKK/DKK/K/K/DKK/KKDSD
an10338158591012191156593623300/04/052/344/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
niggahMexor669112180035234327042470/01/110/94/3KDKDDD/TK/DKKDDKKK/KDDKDT/KD/TKDD
niggahk4Z1M11311925223005371636151390/00/021/164/4KDKDKKDKKKKD/KXKK/KKKK/KDK/KDDDKDDDDDKK/KDKXKDKXDD
niggahpoissoN8D941001617600729402820760/01/113/72/2/DKDK/DK/KDKDKDK/KKK/KDD/KK/KDKDK
niggah91310535790317899991394620/02/244/3210/9
jalmari52761121000126222918180/01/08/162/4KDDDD/DKKDDDDKKDDKDKDDDKKDKDKDDD
ANAALIPORAAJA )))94116171810003705313600/00/214/143/2KDKKKDKDDDDDKDKDDKDKDDKKDKDDDKKKKKD
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW6385121940042812294500/01/09/132/2D/K/KDD/DKDDDKKDKKKDK/DDKDDKDDK
an702774058500591398999180/02/231/437/8
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
niggahMexor010100017214600/00/04/71/2DKKDDDDKDK/KDDD
niggahk4Z1M13367129100115621567740/10/012/60/1KKKKKDKDKD/DKKKKDKDDD
niggahpoissoN8D858912141006194117401290/01/111/50/2KK/K/KKDKD/D/DKK/KK/KDDKDD
niggah7315724242008357534532030/11/127/181/5
jalmari286941410021578140500/00/14/100/1DDDDDDKD/DDDKDDK/K
ANAALIPORAAJA )))11076111040011963162400/00/09/92/0KDDDKKDKKKD/DDKDKKDKK
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW11181109310013621590181/01/05/83/0DDKDSKKKKDDKKDDKDKK
an832262533810349034619181/01/118/275/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
niggahMexor6042915001413311922920/01/19/70/3D/TKDK/DKDKDDDKDKDK/K/DKD
niggahk4Z1M85611200021165224700/00/01/90/1DDDDDDDD/DK/D
niggahpoissoN8D4352716100217132241180/00/06/131/2KD/KXDKDDKDDKKDDDK/DDDDD
niggah3715017431018420964101100/01/116/291/6
jalmari30092124301222661218310/01/011/21/0KTK/KKKKDKK/KKKDK
ANAALIPORAAJA )))100819910141206728440/00/08/52/0KK/K/DKDTDK/DKKKK/D
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW11671141220022938226300/00/110/94/2KD/DXDKDDKKKDKK/KXKKKDDDKKKD
an1722443525602864104209750/01/129/167/2

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Player Chats
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [Warmup]: he is ordering pizza
niggahk4Z1M [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
niggahMexor [11:08]: :D
niggahMexor [11:08]: :D
niggahMexor [11:08]: :D
niggahMexor [11:08]: :D
niggahMexor [11:07]: :D
niggahMexor [11:07]: :D
[10:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:38]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:57]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:36]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:57
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [Warmup]: I'm Batman
niggahk4Z1M [Warmup]: i'm spiderman
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:35]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:35]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:58]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [9:58]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[9:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [9:59]: SUPPP
[9:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [9:59]: im hungry
niggahk4Z1M [9:58]: idk
[9:59]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
niggahk4Z1M [9:58]: lol u mad???
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [9:59]: coz u bad???
[9:59]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
niggahk4Z1M [9:59]: no
niggahk4Z1M [9:58]: im happy
[9:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[9:59]: FIGHT!
[9:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
niggahpoissoN8D [6:41]: 8]
[6:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
niggahk4Z1M [2:13]: gg
[2:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:06]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:51 (original: 11:57)
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [Intermission]: why dont u guys gib? :D
jalmari [Intermission]: yes why
[10:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:14]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:36]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[8:36]: FIGHT!
[8:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[5:43]: niggahMexor client communication failure
[5:43]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
niggahk4Z1M [5:43]: pffffffffffff
[5:43]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: unpause u will day and we escort gg
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: DAY
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: DAY
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: DAY
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: WU TIIL DAY
[5:43]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: yes you will day unpause
[5:43]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[5:43]: niggahMexor connected
[5:43]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: DAY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
[5:43]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
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Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: unpause
niggahMexor [5:43]: i say lag unpause 100 times, they dont unpause wtf
[5:43]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
niggahMexor [5:43]: my french mates
niggahMexor [5:43]: :(
niggahMexor [5:43]: pause
[5:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:43]: i day you
[5:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[5:43]: FIGHT!
niggahk4Z1M [5:37]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jalmari [5:15]: good pause for knife tactics
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [5:12]: :D!
niggahk4Z1M [5:10]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[5:02]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:57
ANAALIPORAAJA ))) [Intermission]: ermine
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[6:51]: jalmaricalled a vote.
[6:48]: Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 12)
[6:28]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
niggahk4Z1M [5:44]: rly ?XD
[5:27]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
niggahMexor [5:04]: OMFG LAG TAPOUT
niggahMexor [5:01]: + 0,5 sec
niggahMexor [4:58]: to kill out
niggahMexor [4:57]: with fucking nerd
niggahMexor [4:56]: lags
[4:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
niggahk4Z1M [3:59]: can i leave?
niggahpoissoN8D [3:59]: 8]
niggahpoissoN8D [3:58]: 8]
niggahpoissoN8D [3:58]: 8]
[3:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
niggahk4Z1M [3:27]: mexor ammo sten
niggahMexor [3:26]: :D
niggahMexor [3:26]: :D
niggahk4Z1M [3:14]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [3:13]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [3:13]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [3:13]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [3:13]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
niggahk4Z1M [3:13]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [2:42]: :D!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [2:42]: :D!
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [2:42]: :D!
[2:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
niggahpoissoN8D [1:27]: :_D
niggahk4Z1M [1:11]: pro back shoot
Swanidius SF2 BETA, ET, CSGO OW [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:57)
[Intermission]: niggahk4Z1M disconnected
[Intermission]: niggahMexor disconnected
[Intermission]: niggahpoissoN8D disconnected

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