Desi Bros vs Pornstars (3064 views)

ca SaNdHu
ca SingH
ca RaNA!
ca A|G
us hobbit
us vein


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
17.08.13 04:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth db/RaNA! 56 kills
Killing Spree dale@pornst*r 11 frags without being killed
Accountant ^PPornstar.A|G 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^PPornstar.A|G 12 gibs
...and stay dead! d^Wb^H/^WSingH 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^PPornstar.A|G 55 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hobbit@pornst*r 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer dale@pornst*r 176 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! db^H/SaNdhu 276 damage per frag
What objective? hobbit@pornst*r 331 XP
Red Shirt db^H/SaNdhu 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? db^H/SaNdhu 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^PPornstar.A|G 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut db/RaNA! 2 team kills
Gingerbread man db^H/SaNdhu 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
db/RaNA!783085672100219962496232900/05/249/504/2172134511
db^H/SaNdhu4425033733202291829198540/01/131/431/8278123214
d^Wb^H/^WSingH793134557120116857283383090/00/143/393/119014655
db/6687113420225235727378271596530/06/1123/398/1213134410
^PPornstar.A|G85302556512022010344101402030/01/355/401/418815636
hobbit@pornst*r68331466771119925186481540/01/139/467/320112746
dale@pornst*r723044360110119756485903260/02/239/383/1176143118
pornst7593714419230145827159273786830/04/2133/3811/118814267
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
db/RaNA!5310015284007309937161620/01/114/190/2DKXDDKKDK/K/KK/KKKD/DDKDDK/K/KDKDDD/DDDDDDDD
db^H/SaNdhu3282103120043047405000/00/110/210/5K/KDKDKKD//DDDDDDDDDDKDD/KDDDDDDDKDDDKDKD
d^Wb^H/^WSingH5011012244017268127931520/00/111/162/0T/K/K/K/KKKDKDDKDDKD/DK/DK/DDDDKDDDDD
db/4529237831001188827105593140/01/335/562/7
^PPornstar.A|G9610124254001341413575540/00/124/100/1K/DKKKDDDDDK/KK//KK/KK/K/DDKD/KK/KK//DKKD/KDKK/KK
hobbit@pornst*r82121192320073336277200/01/013/165/0/K/DDKDKDDKDDDDD/KKKDKDDKKDKDKK//K/K/KKKKD
dale@pornst*r1831522212900330822480180/02/019/91/0DDDDDDK/K/KKKKK/DKKDKDKKKKKKKKKKKK
pornst1203746560150023105598827720/03/156/356/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
db/RaNA!1231373226400746224116360/04/124/184/0D/KDK/DDKKDDKDKKKKK/DKKKK/KDKKDKK/KKDDDDKKK/KKDKKDK/DKKDKD
db^H/SaNdhu6211215241001240713263360/01/014/120/0DKKDK/DKK/DK/DK//D/KDD//DD/K/K/KK/KKDKD
d^Wb^H/^WSingH80981620200532483308360/00/016/140/1K/KK/DKKKDDDK/DKKDDDK/DDKKKDDK/KDDDK
db/8834763707002411941106871080/05/154/444/1
^PPornstar.A|G741262027501640764166740/01/219/181/1/KDDDDKKDK/KDDKDDKKDDKDDKDKK/K/DKD/KDKTDKDDKK/DK
hobbit@pornst*r531161426110435093551180/00/114/190/3DD/DKD/KKDDKDKKDDDDK/KDDKDDK/DDKDDDXKSDKDK
dale@pornst*r41861229100931024224900/00/212/180/0KK/DKDD/KDK/DDDDKDKDDKK//D/D/KKKDD//DDDDD
pornst5632846827111910687119411820/01/545/551/4
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
db/RaNA!75226810241028827560/00/08/40/0D/KK/KDDK/KT/KTD
db^H/SaNdhu5533590105119079900/00/04/31/2K/K/DK//KKX/SXDD
d^Wb^H/^WSingH85466720021200114100/00/05/51/0KK/KKDKD/DKDD
db/7210117243121134182767560/00/017/122/2
^PPornstar.A|G424137200110691139360/00/03/60/1DXDDD/KDKKD
hobbit@pornst*r456151120051114132600/00/04/61/0KDDD/K/KD//DD/KK
dale@pornst*r402941000155849531710/00/04/41/1TDD/KK/D/D/DKK/
pornst42131122840111276734182070/00/011/162/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
db/RaNA!30493101001875964360/00/03/90/0KD/DKDDDKDDDD
db^H/SaNdhu33233901018741086180/00/03/70/1DDDKDDKDDDKS/
d^Wb^H/^WSingH183591164002144310961210/00/011/40/0DKK/KKKKKKD/KDDKK
db/8213117255104319231461750/00/017/200/1
^PPornstar.A|G1333486101010581260390/00/09/60/1KDKDDKKDKDKTKXKD
hobbit@pornst*r1143387201312929991360/00/08/51/0KD/DKKDKKDKKX/KT/
dale@pornst*r5537591002796933470/00/04/71/0KDKDDDK/D/KKDD
pornst10110421224025314631922220/00/021/182/1

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Player Chats
:) [Warmup]: hi
peaches [Warmup]: yoyoy
:) [Warmup]: do I know you?
peaches [Warmup]: benched by ag gg
:) [Warmup]: fu
peaches [Warmup]: who r u again
:) [Warmup]: come here often?
peaches [Warmup]: i get around
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: get tags right ag
:) [Countdown]: clearly not enough, you need to lose some weight
dale@pornst*r [Countdown]: hf
dale@pornst*r [Countdown]: df
:) [Countdown]: hf
peaches [Countdown]: more cushion for the pushin
:) [11:58]: hobbit best
hobbit@pornst*r [11:52]: shoutout jon
:) [11:51]: true
[9:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:26]: :)has become a shoutcaster
[6:24]: peacheshas become a shoutcaster
^PPornstar.A|G [6:24]: xD
[4:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
dale@pornst*r [2:24]: pushups
[2:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
:) [2:24]: avi
hobbit@pornst*r [2:24]: those dont work abs silly
^PPornstar.A|G [2:24]: u guys are like so funny
[2:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
dale@pornst*r [2:24]: are like
[2:24]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [2:24]: need shock so i talk training with him
[2:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:24]: FIGHT!
[1:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
:) [Intermission]: A|G carry
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: no abs today
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: still not on team india
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: xD
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: singh wont accept me
:) [Warmup]: I know that feel
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: HOW SO
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: faggot quit pornstars without letting me know
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: ill always remmeber that
:) [Warmup]: ?!!?!!?
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: that was me
:) [Warmup]: season was over
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: soo could have let me know :(
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: thought we were bff for life
[9:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:47]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
^PPornstar.A|G [1:14]: ./payse
[1:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
dale@pornst*r [0:32]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: i dont pick ufo
:) [Warmup]: avi
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: but yet u pick this map
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: u promised me u wont pick this map cause i promised u i wont pick ufo
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: :D
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: my fps
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: is
:) [Warmup]: avi
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: analed
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: tell your mates
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: be a man of your word
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: i didnt promise u that, plus that was last match
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: ohh suck my dick
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: we never discussed erdenberg
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: i only said not ufo
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: do older erden
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: my fps too low o nthiso shit
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: i picked ufo and ur like omg if u choose ufo im gonna leave the server
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: this is why we wanted jon, less drama
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: troll?
db/RaNA! [Warmup]: i dont mind, but thats not on the ladder
:) [Warmup]: not in ladder maplist, sorry
:) [Warmup]: against rules
dale@pornst*r [Warmup]: fuck
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: oh god
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: jon shut the fuck up
:) [Countdown]: ok enjoy ban
dale@pornst*r [11:13]: fuck
dale@pornst*r [11:10]: this
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
^PPornstar.A|G [10:30]: rana ur a fuckhead
^PPornstar.A|G [10:29]: u know that
[10:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:49]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: tactical
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: tattical
[8:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [8:53]: tattical
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: so sad
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: just stfu and play
:) [8:53]: avi
[8:54]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: no
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: your a little bitch
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: stfu nub
[8:54]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:54]: madr chaud
:) [8:53]: guys :))) be nice :)))
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: teri amma choodo
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: ma ke lore
hobbit@pornst*r [8:53]: pches, shownormals 1 plz
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: lun pharla avde burhe da
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [8:53]: lmfao
[8:54]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: bhen di lun teri di
db/RaNA! [8:54]: LOL you're making no sense
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: XDDDDDD
db/RaNA! [8:53]: why are you mad over a fking online game?
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: sala guta
^PPornstar.A|G [8:54]: im not mad
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [8:53]: wtf is guta
[8:54]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: dog
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: :D
db/RaNA! [8:53]: sure looks like it
db^H/SaNdhu [8:53]: kuta hunda tattu
hobbit@pornst*r [8:54]: he meant puta
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
db/RaNA! [8:53]: :D
db^H/SaNdhu [8:54]: fudu sala
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: oh its kuta ?
[8:54]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: whats fudu
[8:53]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
db/RaNA! [8:53]: you
[8:53]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:53]: :<
[8:53]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:53]: FIGHT!
dale@pornst*r [8:47]: hi peaches
:) [8:36]: she is afk
peaches [8:22]: no
[8:18]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
peaches [8:17]: :P
db^H/SaNdhu [8:15]: :D
:) [8:12]: fu
:) [8:08]: ignoring me then
:) [8:07]: gg
peaches [8:05]: just got back like 2 sec ago
peaches [8:04]: haha
:) [8:01]: sure sure
:) [7:59]: check irc :P
^PPornstar.A|G [7:41]: cu @ lan
[7:37]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[7:36]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:24
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: GG
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: nice dmg vein
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: faggot doesnt stick to his words
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: fuck u up at lan
:) [Intermission]: mimi ni bora
db/RaNA! [Intermission]: lmfao
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: Pornstars , yeah we will fuck you
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:11]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
dale@pornst*r [3:01]: nice
[2:33]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [0:41]: gg
^PPornstar.A|G [0:38]: cu @ lan
hobbit@pornst*r [0:37]: GG
:) [0:29]: 3on3 after this?
^PPornstar.A|G [0:29]: xD
d^Wb^H/^WSingH [0:28]: omg
:) [0:26]: vs me and pch
:) [0:23]: one of you
:) [0:19]: well, 3 of you
dale@pornst*r [0:13]: avi
hobbit@pornst*r [0:06]: im not, gotta do abs
:) [Intermission]: loL
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:24)
:) [Intermission]: ggs
db/RaNA! [Intermission]: 3o3 jon?
:) [Intermission]: sure
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: 3on3 jon
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: gg wp
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: :<
db^H/SaNdhu [Intermission]: tht hold
[Intermission]: hobbit@pornst*r disconnected
:) [Intermission]: sure
db^H/SaNdhu [Intermission]: :)
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: xD

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.