AntiClimax vs abstraction (2409 views)

be juicy
be r4pZ
nl Sir5alL
pl nejm
pl kapla
pl jumper
fi crod


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
20.08.13 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth aClmx'rApZ 60 kills
Killing Spree JUMPERR 5 frags without being killed
Accountant JUMPERR 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! JUMPERR 13 gibs
...and stay dead! aClmx'Juicy 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning aClmx'rApZ 55 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! JUMPERR 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer aClmx'rApZ 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! n 247 damage per frag
What objective? aClmx'Sir5alL 335 XP
Red Shirt aClmx'rApZ 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? n 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Kapla 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut aClmx'rApZ 2 team kills
Gingerbread man aClmx'Sir5alL 34 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
n57298376441014728275101580/06/225/482/219711639
JUMPERR9028154601302161000291372380/03/247/374/118515253
Kapla612313964700108061102251480/03/431/472/120716038
Kapla6981013018824124025345268725440/012/4103/478/119614347
aClmx'Sir5alL673354770100134936784503170/02/339/233/219912144
aClmx'rApZ7933060751112211055997761770/03/455/410/417612947
aClmx'Juicy672544466130020871091751870/04/639/391/219813946
aClmx'7191915121134137528636274016810/09/6133/394/219113046
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n65301320100319641769360/01/00/51/1K/DKDDD//DD
JUMPERR602161010021425149900/00/04/40/0KDKD/DKD/K
Kapla832356200011791512540/00/02/30/0KDDDK
Kapla69742436400545684780900/01/06/121/1
aClmx'Sir5alL4317716200413751794550/00/03/30/0DDK/K/K//D
aClmx'rApZ903091030041804131500/00/05/20/0K/KDKK/D/K/
aClmx'Juicy8142911100117351489860/00/14/11/1DDKKKK/KD
aClmx'718925376009491445981410/00/112/61/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n3344390001963128500/00/13/80/0DDDXKDDDD/KKD
JUMPERR7748793023146713151120/00/17/52/0DDTTKDKKK/KDD/KDK/
Kapla112369830011399128700/01/17/61/1DKXKDKD/KKKDDDKDKK
Kapla7412819266025382938871120/01/317/193/1
aClmx'Sir5alL87437810021310113800/01/16/40/1KKDK/KKDDK/KDDD
aClmx'rApZ634271111031301135600/00/07/60/1K/KKD/SD/KDDKDKKDD
aClmx'Juicy751234100461352800/02/05/60/0K//KDKKDDD/DKKK/D
aClmx'7597172331093224302200/03/118/160/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n6641462002133390800/02/12/30/0D/D/KDKKKD
JUMPERR12042651000908920360/00/06/50/0DKKKKDKDKDD
Kapla7036710000112461680400/00/17/80/0KDKKD/KDDKDDKDDKD
Kapla851191721300334873508760/02/215/160/0
aClmx'Sir5alL133648600041413967860/00/18/20/0X/K/DKDK/KKKK/K
aClmx'rApZ664269101210511414180/03/14/60/0/KKTKDDKDDD/DDKK
aClmx'Juicy4021410200210441106180/00/14/70/0/DDDDKDKDKKD/D
aClmx'8012718253018350834871220/03/316/150/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n2495729100530223548820/00/07/240/0DDKDKD/DDDDDDKDD//DDDDD/KDDDDKK/DKDD
JUMPERR1091212321400440403302360/03/119/151/1KDDKDKDDKDKDDDKDKK/K/K/DKKDKDDKDKKKKKDD/KKKK
Kapla2971827200524643765180/00/27/201/0KDDDDDDDKDDDDK/DKDKK/DDK/DK/D/DDDDD
Kapla542873877700149526106151360/03/333/592/1
aClmx'Sir5alL6910616234001533672671580/01/014/81/0K/K/K/D//KD/KKK/DD/KK/DK/K/K/DKD/KK/K/D
aClmx'rApZ10012026264001140303454720/00/126/120/2KDDKK/KKK/K/KDK/K/KK/KD/KDKDDKD/KDKKDKDK/DDKK/KK/KDD
aClmx'Juicy779921276001232183401360/02/219/130/0DKKKDKD/KK/KK/KDKK/K/DK/D/KKK/D/KDDK/DKK/DDDDK/D
aClmx'8232563761400381061595261660/03/359/331/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
n088100010300400/03/013/81/1KKKDKDK/KKDDKK/DDKKK/KKDDKDKKS
JUMPERR80491215400721622101540/00/011/81/0DK//DKKK/KD/DKK//DKK/KDDKKD
Kapla76651013000317731981360/02/08/100/0DDDKDKKK/KDK/KDKDKK/DDD
Kapla52202322841013393540821300/05/032/262/1
aClmx'Sir5alL521059173019190218801180/00/18/62/1////K/DD/TKK/DK/KKDDDDK/KKD
aClmx'rApZ63961219201123732237870/00/213/150/1KKKDDKKK/DDDKDDDDDDDKDKDDDKDDKKT
aClmx'Juicy5080714300121002651470/00/27/120/1K/DDDDDKXDKDDDKKDDKKDDX
aClmx'55281285080211637567682520/00/528/332/3

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Player Chats
n [Warmup]: his old acc didnt get banned so where is the point of accusing him of cheating with new tzac ac
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[4:36]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[4:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:44]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[2:07]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:22 (original: 5:28)
aClmx'rApZ [7:47]: ?
[7:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Kapla [7:25]: :(
[7:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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Kapla [7:25]: pozdro marv
[7:25]: aClmx'Juicy Server command overflow
[7:25]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
n [7:25]: pozdro prawdziwi koledzy: logi i sinnsyk
[7:25]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
JUMPERR [7:25]: sinnsyk to cwel
Kapla [7:25]: <3 abadaba
[7:25]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[7:25]: juicy connected
n [7:25]: abbadabba to cwel
[7:25]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
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[7:25]: FIGHT!
[7:08]: The Doors are opening!!
aClmx'rApZ [5:21]: gg
[5:15]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:44
JUMPERR [Warmup]: rupîtð banditð
n [Warmup]: pozdrawiam mojego przyjaciela z internetu
n [Warmup]: marvola
aClmx'Juicy [Warmup]: lets watch this match again
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: hackt nog meer
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: ga maar schoenen gaan poetsen
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: stront mongool
JUMPERR [Countdown]: stfu
n [3:01]: GG
[2:26]: The Doors are opening!!
[0:18]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:26 (original: 4:44)
n [Intermission]: gratuluje jumper
JUMPERR [Intermission]: dzieki
aClmx'rApZ [Intermission]: tails
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: they're afk
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: moron
[Countdown]: ncalled a vote.
n [Countdown]: f1?
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
JUMPERR [Warmup]: rupîtð banditð
[10:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:15]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
JUMPERR [7:41]: gg
aClmx'rApZ [7:32]: I liek ur aimswitch
[7:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
JUMPERR [5:59]:
[5:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
aClmx'rApZ [2:08]: hmm
[2:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
aClmx'Juicy [1:11]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [1:11]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [1:11]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [1:10]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [1:10]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [1:10]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
n [1:08]: kapla
aClmx'rApZ [1:04]: chapjla
Kapla [0:41]: chapjla ?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
aClmx'rApZ [Intermission]: nejm gtg?
n [Intermission]: got other 3rd
[Intermission]: fruits.Apricot connected
n [Intermission]: dont worry
JUMPERR [Warmup]: rupîtð banditð
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: i will try to paly
JUMPERR [Warmup]: no more offi
fruits.Apricot [Warmup]: dunno if i will lag
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: so we won
aClmx'rApZ [Warmup]: cu
aClmx'Juicy [Countdown]: we finish
[11:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
JUMPERR [11:42]: 5 s game
JUMPERR [11:42]: and pasue
JUMPERR [11:42]: i love it
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: dude
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: just leave
[11:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: /unpause
[11:42]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: ping stable
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: unpaus
[11:42]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: apricot just play.;
[11:42]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[11:42]: fruits.Apricotcalled a vote.
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: i get merc
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: ...
JUMPERR [11:42]: i said it to him
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: cause i just cannot move
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: dude
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: cannot shot
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: just play
[11:42]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: we fullholded
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: cant paly
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: dude
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: i gtg in 10m
JUMPERR [11:42]: unpause
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: hurryu p
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: reset it
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: jumper just do /unpause
[11:42]: fruits.Apricotcalled a vote.
[11:42]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: no
JUMPERR [11:42]: omg
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: get merc in
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: or unpause
[11:42]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: Y
[11:42]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
Kapla [11:42]: ye he will do it in 1 s
[11:42]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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Kapla [11:42]: cuz he is superhero
[11:42]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:42]: FIGHT!
[11:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
JUMPERR [11:41]: ok
aClmx'Sir5alL [11:41]: :x
JUMPERR [11:41]: bb
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: jumper unpause
JUMPERR [11:41]: i wil lwaiting 2 min
[11:41]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: Unpause
[11:41]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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[11:41]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: wait
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: coming
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: who is ur 3rd?
[11:41]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
JUMPERR [11:42]: olba
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: why
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: come
[11:41]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: coming
[11:41]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
fruits.Apricot [11:42]: reset
[11:42]: fruits.Apricotcalled a vote.
aClmx'rApZ [11:42]: No
[11:41]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
aClmx'Sir5alL [11:41]: LE FU
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: get some fairness ?
aClmx'Sir5alL [11:41]: ;)
JUMPERR [11:41]: so great
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: are you focking serious
JUMPERR [11:41]: fuck u
aClmx'rApZ [11:41]: get clean
[11:41]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
fruits.Apricot [11:41]: seriously
[11:41]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[11:42]: JUMPERRcalled a vote.
[11:41]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
JUMPERR [11:41]: tards
[11:42]: Kaplacalled a vote.
JUMPERR [11:42]: no fair
aClmx'Juicy [11:41]: thx accept scores
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:41]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
[11:41]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:41]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:41]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:41]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[11:41]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:42]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:41]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
aClmx'Juicy [11:42]: should get normal/new merc
[11:41]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:41]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:42]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:41]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:41]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:41]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:41]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:42]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:41]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:41]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:41]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:41]: FIGHT!
[11:41]: dianabol connected
[11:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
JUMPERR [11:31]: grea
JUMPERR [11:30]: t
JUMPERR [11:28]: u got it
JUMPERR [11:26]: noobs
[11:26]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:22]: Kaplacalled a vote.
[11:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
fruits.Apricot [11:10]: unfair
[11:00]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[10:56]: Allies team locked by aClmx'rApZ
[10:44]: Axis team unlocked from spectators by dianabol
[10:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: :(((((((((((((((((((((((((
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [7:03]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
[6:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
aClmx'Juicy [6:41]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [6:41]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [6:41]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [6:40]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
aClmx'Juicy [6:40]: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
[6:13]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:21]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:08]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
JUMPERR [4:35]: gg
JUMPERR [4:33]: so fair
aClmx'Juicy [3:36]: tryhard
fruits.Apricot [3:26]: you are focking unfair
aClmx'Juicy [3:17]: they also
aClmx'rApZ [3:16]: GOOD MOOD!
[3:16]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:43 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: aClmx'Juicy disconnected
[Intermission]: aClmx'rApZ disconnected
[Intermission]: fruits.Apricot disconnected
[Intermission]: dianabol disconnected
JUMPERR [Intermission]: nobbs is noobs
Kapla [Intermission]: 2v3 on flag gg
Kapla [Intermission]: so fair
Kapla [Intermission]: bb nerds

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