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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
01.09.13 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth FRESHASFUCK 40 kills
Killing Spree LOUDASFUCK 5 frags without being killed
Accountant CLEANASFUCK 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LOUDASFUCK 4 gibs
...and stay dead! fOocS 13% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning FRESHASFUCK 31 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! saNjih's fanboi 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LOUDASFUCK 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY 298 damage per frag
What objective? FRESHASFUCK 238 XP
Red Shirt IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? saNjih's fanboi 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore CLEANASFUCK 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY 2 team kills
Gingerbread man FRESHASFUCK 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FRESHASFUCK91238404430113100557602890/03/131/231/025117334
CLEANASFUCK1222253932300870805805760/03/130/152/118218152
LOUDASFUCK92218343740013550859211500/01/126/152/216216053
ASFUCK10068111311310013422643193283150/07/187/155/219817143
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY531502751002379748842660/00/324/390/029517338
saNjih's fanboi4011218441105520571481930/02/19/322/2289159212
fOocS77118303940010614966531570/01/321/171/320517125
fOocS56380751345121819328226434160/03/354/173/326316828
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK9143111210012863203900/00/15/30/0DKKK/DKDKD
CLEANASFUCK6648812000222222001580/00/04/20/0KK/KKDK/D
LOUDASFUCK100391111200214372164960/00/05/21/1DKKDK/KK/DK
ASFUCK8613030353005652262041540/00/114/71/1
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY4615613001119582165200/00/02/60/0TDDKD/DDD
saNjih's fanboi8043810100022582114600/01/02/70/0XKDDDDDKKD
fOocS100201212300219882243940/00/04/21/1KDD/KDK/KDK
fOocS757826354013620465221740/01/08/151/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK951302223101957074058890/01/021/141/0///KKDKKK/KDD/KKDK/KD/K/KKDKDKKDKDK/TKDDKDKDKD
CLEANASFUCK1551773120300648583804180/03/126/132/1KDKKKKKD/KKDKKKDDKK/KKKKDKKK/KDKKDK/DKK/DKXK/DKKDKDD
LOUDASFUCK77931722100831003221540/01/115/121/1K/DK/DK/D/K/KDDKDDK/K/KDDDKKKKDKKDK/DKD
ASFUCK10940070655012313665110831610/05/262/394/2
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY50901428001140654744460/00/115/260/0DDDDKKDDKDDKKDDKDKDTKDDDDDKKDKDDDDDDKDKDD/K
saNjih's fanboi386110260101285745111330/01/17/212/2DKDDDDDDKDDDDDDDSDDDDKDKDKKD/DDKKDKK
fOocS66981827100841614410630/01/317/150/2KD////KKDDDK/DK/KDDDKKDX/KDKDKKDK/DDDKDKKDKDKD
fOocS5124942811111011083136652420/02/539/622/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FRESHASFUCK77657910031485150500/02/05/60/0KK/DDK//DKKDDKKD
LOUDASFUCK1508664100397153600/00/06/10/0K/KKKDKK//
ASFUCK114151131320062456204100/02/011/70/0
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY704571000011951193300/00/27/70/0DKDDKDKDKDDK/KDDK
saNjih's fanboi080800049052300/00/00/40/0DD/DD///
fOocS355371800052041245600/00/27/110/0

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Player Chats
[3:11]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[1:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
fOocS [0:31]: :D
[0:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:56)
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [6:30]: your good :XD
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [2:59]: wtf :(
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [1:01]: :D
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [1:01]: :D
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [1:00]: :D
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [1:00]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: may sound rude but i have to go to bed
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: sry
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: thanks
CLEANASFUCK [Intermission]: bb
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: :m
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: :<
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [Warmup]: oh:<
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: i beg u
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: sry
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [Warmup]: I was waiting for this part
CLEANASFUCK [Warmup]: thx bb
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: lets do this
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: 2v3
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: gogo
fOocS [Warmup]: play 2v2 so I g2g 2
FRESHASFUCK [Warmup]: get that point
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: he doesnt want to play anymore
LOUDASFUCK [Warmup]: ye sure
[11:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
saNjih's fanboi [10:42]: look my ping xd
saNjih's fanboi [10:28]: I think i can't play x)
LOUDASFUCK [10:25]: :)
saNjih's fanboi [10:14]: Lalalalalal
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [10:11]: I'm mad
saNjih's fanboi [10:09]: yeyeyeyeyey
LOUDASFUCK [10:05]: why do you have this ping
saNjih's fanboi [10:04]: Ahahahahah
[9:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
saNjih's fanboi [9:49]: Fucking brother
saNjih's fanboi [9:34]: I've got the worst connection in France
LOUDASFUCK [9:31]: hmm
[9:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
saNjih's fanboi [9:11]: If my bro go on inet to look stream, i got this ping
saNjih's fanboi [9:08]: But np
saNjih's fanboi [9:02]: It's pretty good
IZIBASH^C|ANTHONY [8:50]: are you cheating ? xd
[8:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:40]: The Allies have activated the crane!
FRESHASFUCK [8:38]: Dont need cheats
[8:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:52]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:07 (original: 12:00)
FRESHASFUCK [Intermission]: wp
LOUDASFUCK [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: FRESHASFUCK disconnected
[Intermission]: IZIBASH|ANTHONY disconnected
[Intermission]: LOUDASFUCK disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.