haxan vs Hi2u (2563 views)

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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
03.10.13 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TSTi iz hax-on 25 kills
Killing Spree Johannes iz haxgay 4 frags without being killed
Accountant TSTi iz hax-on 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! combi^&fereS 6 gibs
...and stay dead! Trixor ^Diz haxan 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TSTi iz hax-on 20 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! combi^7ezvok 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TSTi iz hax-on 185 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Trixor ^Diz haxan 298 damage per frag
What objective? combi^7ezvok 166 XP
Red Shirt Trixor ^Diz haxan 31 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? combi^7nais 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TSTi iz hax-on 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut combi^7ezvok 1 team kills
Gingerbread man combi^7ezvok 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Johannes iz haxgay81127222740033903432800/01/120/191/317716045
Trixor ^Diz haxan4511414314018323436812620/00/013/172/523111925
TSTi iz hax-on931592527300948054571720/00/020/162/119216935
iz hax72400618511012011942125803340/01/053/165/120014935
combi^7ezvok63166193030112368731922290/01/114/165/119410625
combi^7nais8814223264017328438351450/00/019/202/314314846
combi^&fereS7911222286001237723211540/00/020/182/117111535
combi76420648413023110743102384280/01/053/189/116912335
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Johannes iz haxgay1252454100063264600/00/05/30/0DKDDKKKKD
Trixor ^Diz haxan60193510007007241040/00/02/31/1KDKKDDDD
TSTi iz hax-on662946000110261152540/00/03/41/0DKK/DKDKDD
iz hax847212152001235825221580/00/010/102/1
combi^7ezvok603435000150255000/00/03/40/1DDXKDDK/K
combi^7nais114498710131116944370/00/05/41/0KKK///TKKKKKDDDD
combi^&fereS604135400190486400/00/03/30/1DDDDKKK/
combi^781241417501525222358370/00/011/111/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Johannes iz haxgay281527000062496700/00/02/70/0DDDDDKDDK
Trixor ^Diz haxan142817100260270000/00/01/30/2DDDDK//D
TSTi iz hax-on2003510510021167914180/00/06/31/0KKK/K/KKDKKDKDK
iz hax81781319200423932581180/00/09/131/2
combi^7ezvok331526100266860600/00/01/31/0DK/DDKD/
combi^7nais10028662000812100500/00/06/30/1DKDKKKDDKDKD
combi^&fereS17507400010000/00/06/31/0KK/KDKKDKKD
combi^10343151630031480161100/00/013/92/1
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Johannes iz haxgay15025641001105573300/00/06/30/0KDKKKDK/KD
Trixor ^Diz haxan40825100138664100/00/02/40/0/KDDKDD
TSTi iz hax-on1252654000276752600/00/05/20/0KDKK/KKD/
iz hax10559131320042208190000/00/013/90/0
combi^7ezvok100374400114755611800/00/04/31/0/KDKDKDKT
combi^7nais161816000060482700/00/01/60/1DDDDDXKD
combi^&fereS661746000282182000/00/04/40/0KDK/DDKDK/
combi^61729160013190022081800/00/09/131/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Johannes iz haxgay502524100138257600/00/02/10/2D/DKDK
Trixor ^Diz haxan50812000110119100/00/01/10/0D/K
TSTi iz hax-on2003842200095364500/00/04/20/0KKDKKD
iz hax100717830021436141200/00/07/40/2
combi^7ezvok601635100367651400/00/02/21/0/K//KDKD
combi^7nais092010020000/00/02/31/0/KDK/KDD
combi^&fereS133500000100180/00/00/20/0D/D
combi^6430552006676514180/00/04/72/0
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Johannes iz haxgay1332043100153543700/01/03/10/1KKDXK/DK
Trixor ^Diz haxan100266610139427761400/00/06/21/1/KDTK/KK/KDKD
TSTi iz hax-on401925000269477100/00/02/30/0D/K/DDK
iz hax916512142016217119841400/01/011/61/2
combi^7ezvok163716000161478100/00/10/41/0DK/DDDD
combi^7nais1503132000047452000/00/02/20/0KDDKK
combi^&fereS501748000389687000/00/04/50/0KD/D/DKDK/KD
combi^728581600041984217100/00/16/111/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Johannes iz haxgay601835000067596900/00/12/41/0DKDDKDKD
Trixor ^Diz haxan1625160001503649180/00/01/40/1DD/DDKD
TSTi iz hax-on01205000219856300/00/00/20/1D//DD
iz hax2555416000313762181180/00/13/101/2
combi^7ezvok15027641004752180490/01/04/01/0K/K/K/K/KK
combi^7nais6073500022785391080/00/03/20/1K/DK/KDD
combi^&fereS80324520041151657360/00/03/11/0K/K//K/KD
combi^9766131430010218113761930/01/010/32/1

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Player Chats
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: thats gay
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: Reina: say me it myface
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: :D
combi^7nais [Warmup]: WALTER
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: WHITE
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: provok
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: i watched last episode 20 mins ago
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: testi told me that you suck donkeyballs and that he is always owning you
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: he died like a boss
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: that's false
combi^7nais [Warmup]: white is boss
combi^7nais [Warmup]: lets tag white
TSTi iz hax-on [Countdown]: he died indeed like a boss
combi^7ezvok [Countdown]: atleast about the fact he owns me
TSTi iz hax-on [Countdown]: was awesome:$
combi^7nais [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT BLADE
combi^7ezvok [Countdown]: you dont need to know about the other
[11:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:25]: :-D
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:24]: :-D
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:24]: :-D
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:24]: :-D
Trixor ^Diz haxan [11:23]: :-D
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:13]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:13]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:46]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:41]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:25]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:34
combi^7nais [Intermission]: fast & furious
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: fast and gay
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: imo
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: :x
combi^7nais [Warmup]: yes
combi^7nais [Warmup]: with upload
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: <3
combi^7nais [Warmup]: only
combi^7nais [Warmup]: u jelly
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: fu
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: GET CANCER UPLOAD
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: I thought this was special between us
Johannes iz haxgay [3:14]: XD
Johannes iz haxgay [1:34]: die
Johannes iz haxgay [1:33]: :x
combi^7nais [1:27]: done
Johannes iz haxgay [1:25]: :D
[0:34]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[0:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
combi^7nais [0:02]: xD
TSTi iz hax-on [Intermission]: naiz
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:34)
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: our home map wtf
[9:26]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:24]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:22]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:02]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:02]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:57]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:04]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:55
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: never played a faster offi
combi^7nais [Warmup]: lets rematch if u want
combi^7nais [Warmup]: :D
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: u havent played with testi before ?
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: get cancer if u want
combi^7nais [Warmup]: xD
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: /q Testi for faster offi
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: :) Really unexpected vs you thb
TSTi iz hax-on [Countdown]: i expected easy rape from our side
combi^&fereS [Countdown]: :D
[2:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:48]: TSTi iz hax-oncalled a vote.
[2:48]: *** Match Reset! ***
[2:48]: Vote passed!
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: sänks ju
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: gay
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: <3
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: share the love
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: shoutout domi
combi^7nais [Warmup]: faggot
combi^7nais [Warmup]: piece of shit
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: domi <3
combi^7nais [Warmup]: nigger
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: <3
combi^7nais [Warmup]: trash
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: :P
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: shoutout fasol
combi^7nais [Warmup]: cock sucker
combi^7nais [Warmup]: domi
combi^7nais [Warmup]: CROUTE MAN
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: croûte-man
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: :D
combi^7nais [Warmup]: XD
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: rup me coupins
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: Shoutout to vatu!
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: rup man
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Countdown]: waiting for you to rup takes longer thn the match itself
combi^7nais [Countdown]: xD
[9:23]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:30]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:08]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
combi^&fereS [7:54]: really
combi^7nais [7:51]: xD
[7:15]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:44
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Intermission]: easy bash
combi^7nais [Intermission]: gg
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: izi
TSTi iz hax-on [Intermission]: not fastest offie ever
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: tails
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Intermission]: this guy
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Intermission]: is faster thn sqzz
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: <- tactical genius
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: tactical reset
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: unfair
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: see? tactical mastermind also wins cointoss
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: evil :S
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: i want you both to take your comments back about me being bad and only fast offies with me
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: :D
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: it hurt my feelings
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: :(
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: WE WERE JOKING MAN CMON
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: i was tactical mastermind with getting upload on full
combi^7nais [Warmup]: I never said u are bad
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: oh i was crying on the inside
combi^7nais [Warmup]: lol
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: i still am
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: :(I
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: feelings
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: hurt
combi^7nais [Warmup]: always knew u had potential man
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: butthurt
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: :D
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: NOW I GOTTA TALK with my psych tomorrow again
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: about all these mean people in et
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: praccing hard 24/7 and they still make fun of me:(
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: come on guys
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: im patato
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: youre playing all day
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: you should know the maplist
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: whos playing all day
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: your dog
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: ":D"
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: :D
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: ":D"
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: b4 beach erden ufo gr supply adler frost
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: goigoogogogog
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: im praying all day
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: does that count?
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: beach erden ufo gr supply adler frost
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: b4 raus
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: whyyy
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: depends if you're muslim or christian
combi^7nais [Warmup]: lol
combi^7nais [Warmup]: like we pracc
combi^7nais [Warmup]: XD
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: 2o2 only
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: phyzic is shit
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: I'm the shit now
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: compared to you 2
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: drop a map
combi^7nais [Warmup]: we are the combi man
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: hearthstone waiting for me
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: beach out
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: gr out
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: erden
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: supply adler frost
combi^7nais [Warmup]: adler out
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: this srv lagging hard
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: stary
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: THOUGHT IT WAS ME
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: :(
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: DAT STARY
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: :D
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: romanians ddosing
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: new meta
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: :XD
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: xD
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: this server really lagsalot
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: :D
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: huehue
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: It learned from the best
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: h3h3
combi^7nais [Warmup]: XDDDD
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: new rules of gravity
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: ftw
combi^7nais [Warmup]: XD
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: can u change it
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: xD
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: go rup
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: but but
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: 8)
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: but but
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: my stats
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: This gon be gud
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: i was opping nerfs
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: 8D
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: all ycn servers are lagging atm
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: I feel like upload
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: ycn having some probs
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: so i cant really change
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: u feeling handsome
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: or what
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: no lagging
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: nice try tho
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: lets hold it on 2-2 than, if you dont wanna play with this lag:(
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: ycn having probs
combi^7ezvok [Warmup]: cant be
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: changing servers wont help
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: :/
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: ycn providing gameservers to show off with their quality huh?
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: lets play with this lags
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: ":D"
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: should be funny
Johannes iz haxgay [Warmup]: BUT THATS WHAT WE JSUT SAID
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: lets see how my bot reacts to this lag
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: hope im not shooting walls
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: :XD
combi^7nais [Warmup]: trixor's ping is 17
combi^7nais [Warmup]: lol
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
Johannes iz haxgay [Countdown]: nvc_lagvalue "48 370"
Johannes iz haxgay [Countdown]: OOPS
combi^&fereS [Countdown]: HF
combi^&fereS [Countdown]: XD
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Countdown]: HOMEHOST
[9:06]: The Main Door has been breached!
[9:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
combi^7nais [8:42]: XDDD
Johannes iz haxgay [8:42]: win
Johannes iz haxgay [8:41]: :D
combi^&fereS [8:25]: :XD
[8:09]: The Service Door has been breached!
Johannes iz haxgay [7:44]: dafuq is this
Johannes iz haxgay [7:43]: :D
combi^&fereS [7:41]: XDDD
Johannes iz haxgay [7:39]: black magic
[6:47]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:12
combi^7nais [Intermission]: GG
combi^7nais [Intermission]: this is intense
combi^7ezvok [Intermission]: horrible
combi^7nais [Warmup]: 29 acc
combi^&fereS [Warmup]: :XD
combi^7nais [Warmup]: best acc for 7 years
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: so everything as normal
TSTi iz hax-on [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: never shot so many headshots
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: 7/34
Trixor ^Diz haxan [Warmup]: not abd
combi^&fereS [2:56]: :XD
Johannes iz haxgay [2:53]: wtf
Johannes iz haxgay [2:52]: :D
combi^&fereS [2:48]: 2hs
combi^&fereS [2:48]: XD
Johannes iz haxgay [2:40]: gave you 2 hs as well
Johannes iz haxgay [2:39]: xD
[2:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
combi^7nais [2:02]: XDD
[1:46]: The Main Door has been breached!
Johannes iz haxgay [1:25]: xD
[1:20]: The Service Door has been breached!
Johannes iz haxgay [0:41]: I jumped off in a lag from the door at main
Johannes iz haxgay [0:33]: and landed on the other side of the room
Johannes iz haxgay [0:33]: xD
combi^7nais [0:31]: fuck
TSTi iz hax-on [0:22]: wtf
TSTi iz hax-on [0:19]: its getting worse
Trixor ^Diz haxan [0:03]: WOULD HAVE OWN YOU SO HARD WIHOUT LAGG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:12)
combi^7nais [Intermission]: XD
combi^7ezvok [Intermission]: u jumped almost on the obj lagalot
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: yeah blame the lag
combi^7nais [Intermission]: gg guys
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: xD
combi^7ezvok [Intermission]: :D
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: it looked to me
[Intermission]: TSTi iz hax-on disconnected
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: like I was on it like 5 times
Johannes iz haxgay [Intermission]: already
[Intermission]: Trixor iz haxan disconnected

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