Team Muppet vs Elite Army (5449 views)

no Domi
fr Tomoyo
pl Lynx
gb Wolf
gb Gaunt
ee verydead
nl Enigma
pl bounce
de metla
de warpex
nl Constan
fi Statti
05.10.13 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Muppets_Domi 100 kills
Killing Spree EA|bounce 7 frags without being killed
Accountant EA|Statti 178% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Muppet_TOMOYO 31 gibs
...and stay dead! EA|Eni 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Muppets_Domi 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Muppet_TOMOYO 56 SPAM kills
Fragstealer EA|warpex 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Muppets_Duro 242 damage per frag
What objective? Muppets_Domi 493 XP
Red Shirt Muppets_Duro 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Muppets_Duro 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore EA|Statti 162 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut EA|Statti 9 team kills
Gingerbread man Muppet_TOMOYO 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EA|Eni9735459602310131011487732981/01/352/315/1317114456
EA|conzy753444559111111746762272320/00/639/242/20166104510
EA|warpex763465166416187537103884140/011/742/234/2214815555
EA|metla712324765121518690465745900/118/70/2932/1114710048
EA|bounce89301596614035982887553570/02/951/399/1816713375
EA|Statti1634849654315981509585479061/07/265/3132/1415714553
EA|9420613573709592473569454926427972/039/2249/3184/1415913056
Muppet_TOMOYO10538681743132231408375714630/024/90/3256/91749867
Muppets_Domi128493100772611151566195414850/05/872/4624/815712264
Muppets_Duro281862280702124736106313711/10/421/532/15215133211
Muppets_Wolf41185266370464364101235480/00/529/441/816816137
Muppets_Watermelon39228297490312556390396130/10/425/406/18192122311
muppets_Lynx442123273503134857100402860/02/633/370/17152138310
muppet6516902904418541581492645694527661/031/6180/3789/1717612948
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Eni10013821211400438683272730/01/219/141/2KKKDK/DDKDDDDDDKKD/DK/KDDKKXKKKKKDDKDKKK/KD
EA|conzy581081831300733343404540/00/213/122/11DKKKD/KKDDDDDDX/D/KKDDK/DDKDDKDKK/D/DKDDKK/DKKDDKD
EA|warpex10017719192036332434691620/04/317/91/5TDK/KK/KXKXKKKD/DDDKDKKDK/KKDDKXKKTDKDT/K/XDD
EA|metla8410221256137291722662820/17/30/1016/4DD/D/DTDDKKTDDDKKKK/D/KKDSKKXKDK/DTKDK/DKKKK/KKDKD
EA|bounce13015730235033451922891690/01/524/128/6XDDTKKDK/KDDDKKDKKKKDKXDT/DKKKKKKK/DDKKDTKKDKDKKKXKKDDDKDKD
EA|Statti21019342209042602635732841/05/133/117/9DKKKXDKKKDDKTKKKDKKKKDKKDKKDDKKDKKKXDKTKDTKKKKD/KKKXKKKK/KKDDKTDDKKKD
EA|1148751511393911329239881827310241/118/16106/6835/37
Muppet_TOMOYO109148353217109552530971380/013/30/1322/6KDKKKSKDK/K/KKKDKKDKKDKKDD/DDDDKD/KK/KDKK/KDKK/KDKDKDK/DDKKKK/DDDKK
Muppets_Domi1031673332800750684001720/01/529/163/3/KKKDDDKDKKKDK/KDDK/K/DKKKDKDKK/KDDDKDDKKKDDKK/KDK/DDDKDKDKKDKDKK
Muppets_Duro1860632300614724427181/10/24/201/3D/D/D/DDKKDKDK/DDDDDDDK/DDDDDDDK/DDDDD
Muppets_Wolf38701026300117284294900/00/310/190/3DKDDDDDDDKDKD/KDDKDDDDKDDDDKDKDKDKDD
Muppets_Watermelon369412333005250739561480/00/28/174/7KDDDKKDKK/KDKDDKDD/DD/DD/D/KDDDKDDKDDDDDDDDKD
muppets_Lynx41721331200619734213720/01/212/160/6DDKDDDK/KDDDK/KD//KDK/DD/DDDKDDDDKDDDKDDKKDK
muppet5861110918636103418273239885381/115/1763/10130/28

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Eni8110222275004405438311891/00/018/133/8D/DDKDDKKKDDDKDKD/D/KK/KKKDKDKKKKDDDKDDKDDKKDDKKD
EA|conzy471019194004184520051170/00/39/70/6KDKDDDKKDDDK//X//DDDDDKKDDKKD
EA|warpex588817291138243641832340/05/112/63/12DDKD/KKDDDKD/KSKKKDD///TDDDD/KDK/DKDD/KKKDKDKKDTT
EA|metla445181820071264184700/04/20/74/3//DD//DDKDKDK/D/DDDKDK/KKKX
EA|bounce76902026700132413957900/01/119/160/9KDDDKKDKDDDDDKKK/DDKDDDDKKKDDKDDKDKKKDKDKDKDKDX
EA|Statti13115625199305401827512020/00/117/88/2KDDDKDD/KKKDKK/K/KKKD/KKKKDKSKDKKKSKKSKK/KDD
EA|7358810113828432916858185748321/010/875/5718/40
Muppet_TOMOYO1391583223100110588921321540/06/20/1124/1KKD//KKK/DKKKDKK/KK/KK/TD/KKXKDDK//KKKKKKKDKDKDKDKDK/KDKD
Muppets_Domi136168413015116682130252730/00/224/1718/4KDKKD/KKSKKD/KKDKKDDKD/KKK/KKKDKKDKKTKDDKKKK/DKKDKDDKKK/KDKKDKDKDDDDKKDK
Muppets_Duro114932630061221300400/00/13/130/6DDK///KDDDDDD/DD/K/DDDDDDDDDD
Muppets_Wolf505510203013128631891880/00/110/151/1/KKKDDKKDDDKDDD/KDDDDTDDKK/DKDD
Muppets_Watermelon50881020300519502714600/10/110/110/4//DKDKDKDD/DD/X/KDDKKKXDDDKDDKKD
muppets_Lynx50849181015140727941700/00/110/80/5K//KD/DDD/XDDDTDDKK/KDKKDKDDK
muppet7360210513735143518574168588450/16/857/7543/21
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Eni16665106210212491166180/00/19/31/0/KKDDKKKDKKSKDK/K
EA|conzy225849430101014502110/00/110/20/2TKDKKKXKKDDDKKK
EA|warpex70417101002843156200/01/16/60/3DKXKXDKD/KDKKKDDDD/
EA|metla663469000012051155540/03/10/53/3DDDDKDDDKDKDKKK
EA|bounce3325412200111151493580/00/24/70/1KDDDDK/DDDDKKDDD
EA|Statti17069171010221290812031490/00/06/713/1DKKKKTKDKKDKDK/KTDKSDKKDDKKKKS
EA|122318535118336833470812900/04/635/3017/10
Muppet_TOMOYO80468102213135912291670/03/10/46/2/DKKK/KSDDXK/SKKDTKDD
Muppets_Domi20093168200121581157900/03/011/62/1KKDKDKKK/DKKKDKKKKKKDKDD
Muppets_Duro722881100001241162000/00/08/100/3KDDDKXDDDKKDKDDKDKDKX
Muppets_Wolf333039101067915231250/00/14/60/2KDDDTKDDKDDDD
Muppets_Watermelon362141120128091249660/00/13/51/4DKDDTK/KDDXD/KDDD
muppets_Lynx413151200118351556310/00/16/60/4KDDDDKK/DDTDDKKDDD
muppet7724944617247708183344790/06/432/379/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EA|Eni10049662003943504180/00/06/10/3/DKK/DKK/KKDX
EA|conzy180519511001274316500/00/07/30/1KKKKDSDKKDKKKD
EA|warpex100408800029341174180/01/27/20/2KKK//DDDDDKKKKKD
EA|metla924512134024151813062540/04/10/79/1KT/KDKKDK/KKDKKD/TDK/DDKDKD
EA|bounce100295500009531016400/00/14/41/2KDKDKXKDDDKX
EA|Statti240661253030214310202710/02/09/54/2KKXKDKKDKKKDTKKXDKKDTT
EA|135280524210159776553366510/07/433/2214/11
Muppet_TOMOYO66346920011310111340/02/30/44/0DDKDKKKD/DDKDKD
Muppets_Domi14265107100116141358500/01/18/71/0DDKD/KKDKKDKKKKKDXX
Muppets_Duro4549511102080215803530/00/16/101/3DKDKDDDDDXXKDKKDDDTTX
Muppets_Wolf373038002267111171450/00/05/40/2DKDTKDKDDD/XT/
Muppets_Watermelon3025310102029711203390/00/04/71/3DDDDDDKDDDKKDTTX
muppets_Lynx412551220116421477130/01/25/70/2DKKDDTDDDDKDKDDDK/
muppet6022832577075533677659040/04/728/397/10

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Player Chats
EA|conzy [Warmup]: shoutout kane
EA|conzy [Warmup]: idiot
EA|warpex [Warmup]: shoutout warpex, hope ur watching me
EA|conzy [Warmup]: Iam sure he is
EA|warpex [Warmup]: :3
EA|bounce [Warmup]: shout out to medskilled pazzi idf hes watching
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: statti you not on E|A member list
EA|bounce [Warmup]: lolz
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: so mercs allowed
EA|conzy [Warmup]: wolf u r funny
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: gg
EA|Eni [Warmup]: asked if we could use him days ago
EA|warpex [Warmup]: as I said
EA|Eni [Warmup]: was agreed on days ago
EA|Eni [Warmup]: can you rup?
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: lol
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: mercs allowed then x)
|FBI|MMFB [Warmup]: mercs mean?
EA|warpex [Warmup]: be more afraid of me than of him
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: well that's not funny, maybe we should bring some et stars also
EA|Eni [Warmup]: you already have you and domi
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: member for the day
EA|conzy [Warmup]: you are the star here
EA|conzy [Warmup]: now rup
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: domi is a member
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: fool
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: We are in TM since some time already
EA|warpex [Warmup]: Statti and warpex star on EAS side
EA|warpex [Warmup]: and you both
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: xD
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: So I dont get what oyou are trying to say
EA|conzy [Warmup]: late we lekker gaan spele
|FBI|MMFB [Warmup]: i wish to start match
EA|Statti [Warmup]: since when have I been an et star
EA|Eni [Warmup]: im saying just rup
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: farqun, merc means mercenary
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: nice to have a match against actual members but ok
EA|Statti [Countdown]: have fun
Muppets_Wolf [Countdown]: lol
EA|Eni [Countdown]: we are actual members
EA|warpex [Countdown]: ill make pentakill
Muppets_Watermelon [Countdown]: glhf
EA|warpex [Countdown]: be awrare
EA|warpex [Countdown]: GL HF
Muppet_TOMOYO [Countdown]: ye
Muppets_Wolf [Countdown]: this aint LoL
EA|bounce [14:38]: nope
EA|Statti [11:56]: ;D
[11:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:27]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
EA|Statti [5:48]: lol :o
|FBI|MMFB [5:45]: :P
[5:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:53]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:39]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 14:59
Muppets_Duro [Intermission]: haha
EA|warpex [Intermission]: 14:59 hackers
Muppets_Duro [Intermission]: gg :)
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: gg
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: lol
muppets_Lynx [Intermission]: gg
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: nice on TM
EA|Eni [Intermission]: Time goes to 00:00
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: merc did the most work lmao
EA|Eni [Intermission]: time set: 14:59
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: good work
Muppet_TOMOYO [Intermission]: gg statti
EA|warpex [Warmup]: gg warpex?
|FBI|MMFB [Warmup]: all ready please
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: we rup when we are rdy sir
Muppets_Duro [Warmup]: lol why so hurry
EA|bounce [Warmup]: nope
EA|bounce [Warmup]: rup
EA|warpex [Warmup]: rupssss
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: 1 BRB
EA|conzy [Warmup]: np
EA|warpex [Warmup]: p
EA|conzy [Warmup]: ?
EA|Statti [Warmup]: the longer we wait the more drunk I'll get
EA|warpex [Warmup]: problem
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: tactics
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: :DdDddDDDD
EA|conzy [Warmup]: rofl
EA|Eni [Warmup]: metsuri style
EA|warpex [Warmup]: dont underestimate drunk finnish players
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: drunk crittie style
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: I've seen crittie drunk, please.
EA|warpex [Countdown]: gl hf
EA|Eni [Countdown]: ofc peter knows everything about drunk fins
Muppets_Domi [Countdown]: Its my job
EA|Statti [14:45]: got ya
[14:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EA|Statti [11:15]: got to love german servers
EA|conzy [11:01]: lol
[10:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:57]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:52]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
EA|Statti [5:32]: bad lean
Muppets_Domi [5:09]: sadas
[3:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
EA|warpex [3:30]: esve
Muppet_TOMOYO [2:44]: carried by merc
Muppets_Wolf [2:36]: disgusting
EA|warpex [2:31]: i carry them :/
EA|warpex [2:28]: why no one realizes
EA|Eni [2:22]: you have 2 ex-EC/NC players
Muppets_Wolf [2:17]: EX
Muppets_Wolf [2:16]: EX
Muppets_Wolf [2:14]: EX
Muppets_Domi [2:12]: I
[2:12]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 12:47 (original: 14:59)
Muppet_TOMOYO [Intermission]: etpub players nowadays
Muppet_TOMOYO [Intermission]: big deal
Muppets_Domi [Intermission]: I've been in Tm for atleast a year
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: stop whining guys plz
Muppet_TOMOYO [Intermission]: mmfb
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: this bullshit
Muppet_TOMOYO [Intermission]: chatting is whine?
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: allowing to have mercs
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: ok lets do nextmap
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: i take mercs as a insult
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: means you need somebody new to beat us?
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: LE
EA|conzy [Warmup]: wolf xD
EA|Eni [Warmup]: no it means no normal line up players are available
EA|Eni [Warmup]: we could also have tried to play this at 7 am
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: LE
EA|Eni [Warmup]: but I doubt ANYONE would have been present
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: fine by me
EA|warpex [Countdown]: i would :3
Muppets_Domi [Countdown]: I would.
Muppets_Wolf [Countdown]: ^
EA|Eni [Countdown]: except the real nerds
EA|conzy [Countdown]: lol
Muppets_Watermelon [Countdown]: NO MAN
Muppets_Wolf [Countdown]: nobody you say?
EA|warpex [Countdown]: FCKcjdxcvd
Muppets_Domi [Countdown]: But hey, im a loyal palyer
Muppets_Domi [Countdown]: :DdDddDDDD
EA|warpex [Countdown]: /rq
[14:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
Muppets_Domi [13:40]: This is just lame.
[13:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
Muppets_Wolf [13:32]: rematch wihtout your carry
[13:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
EA|warpex [13:12]: cmon we have constan
Muppets_Wolf [13:07]: fu
Muppets_Wolf [13:06]: idgaf
[13:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
Muppets_Wolf [13:00]: you getting a merc if bs
Muppets_Wolf [12:57]: is
[12:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
EA|conzy [12:54]: wolf pls play
EA|conzy [12:53]: wtf
[12:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
Muppet_TOMOYO [12:37]: he's just sad and so are we, and so r u
[12:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
EA|conzy [12:31]: :D
Muppets_Wolf [12:18]: we'll get a merc then we'll reply
Muppets_Wolf [12:12]: see how much of difference that makes
EA|warpex [11:58]: you just insult ur own players
EA|warpex [11:57]: not nice
EA|Statti [11:48]: but im just really drunk
Muppets_Wolf [11:44]: lol
Muppets_Wolf [11:26]: in insulting the fact of your whole clan you couldn't find ONE person
[11:21]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
|FBI|MMFB [11:03]: and insulting others isnt good?
Muppets_Wolf [10:52]: getting mercs is fun?
|FBI|MMFB [10:43]: whining is not fun
Muppets_Wolf [10:39]: it is
EA|conzy [10:37]: it is
|FBI|MMFB [10:36]: so do :P
Muppets_Wolf [10:33]: when you're staring bullshit in the face
Muppet_TOMOYO [10:31]: u're admin act as an admin and nothing else
EA|Eni [10:31]: statti is now our official backup, and hopefully the only one
Muppets_Domi [10:23]: An admin not following his own rules
Muppets_Domi [10:22]: is fun aswell
Muppets_Wolf [10:16]: official back up isn't a member
[10:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
EA|warpex [10:14]: cmon guys just a game
EA|warpex [10:12]: enjoy it
Muppets_Wolf [10:08]: so hows he backup
Muppets_Wolf [10:03]: cant enjoy it with this bs
Muppets_Domi [10:03]: If i wanted to play some merc carrying a team
Muppets_Domi [10:01]: I would play EC
EA|warpex [9:51]: fuck
Muppet_TOMOYO [9:45]: yeah, admin is shutting his mouth right now
Muppet_TOMOYO [9:43]: guess why
EA|conzy [9:32]: ye blame the admin
Muppets_Domi [9:29]: Congrats, you ruined the cup on day one
Muppet_TOMOYO [9:26]: i announce a lu change for the rest of the competition btw
[9:22]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:37
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: u can announce on our forums
Muppet_TOMOYO [Intermission]: coming back with a brand new member
EA|conzy [Intermission]: np
EA|warpex [Warmup]: constan xp > statti xp
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: u can just get the fuck out also
EA|warpex [Warmup]: says all
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: The fuck is wrong with this cup
EA|conzy [Warmup]: XD
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: you need to register members
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: lol demand a rematch without your fucking merc
EA|Statti [Warmup]: I dont see how 1 member could change anything :S
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: but when you do it
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: gg statti, gg ea, gr8 sense of sportsmanship
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: It doesnt matter a fuck
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: one person carrying your clan
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: Statti
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: you dont see at all
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: how you impact the game
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: At all
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: taking out 4 players, with 1 strike
EA|warpex [Warmup]: YOU DONT SEE HOW I IMPACT THIS GAME!!
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: 3-4 times
EA|bounce [Warmup]: let me reconnect
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: oh shut the fuck up
EA|Statti [Warmup]: well you and tomoyo could be just the same
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: you dont
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: warpex
EA|warpex [Warmup]: :(
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: you are one annoying little cunt
EA|Statti [Warmup]: are*
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: statti made all the difference
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: we're not active players on the scene afaik
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: why are u comparing us
EA|Statti [Warmup]: well im not active either :D
EA|bounce [Warmup]: axis
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: yeah
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: You have been
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: full fucking nerd
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: for the last
Muppets_Duro [Warmup]: guys cmon
Muppet_TOMOYO [Warmup]: playing 24/7
Muppets_Watermelon [Warmup]: allright, more whining and whoring plz, viewer count going up
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: couple of years
Muppets_Duro [Warmup]: i wanna drink beer
Muppets_Domi [Warmup]: compared to us
Muppets_Duro [Warmup]: :D
EA|Statti [Warmup]: I wouldnt call 1-2 games / 2 weeks active
EA|warpex [Warmup]: XD WATER
EA|warpex [Warmup]: HES THE MAN!
Muppets_Wolf [Warmup]: lol
EA|bounce [Warmup]: rup
EA|bounce [Countdown]: ye
Muppets_Wolf [5:33]: we'll rematch with mercs
Muppets_Wolf [5:31]: lel
EA|warpex [5:28]: last time we played vs TM there was also no Domi or tomoyo i guess
[5:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Muppet_TOMOYO [5:20]: u must be damn stupid
Muppets_Wolf [5:19]: domis been in tm for ayear
Muppets_Wolf [5:18]: GG
Muppets_Domi [5:16]: I joined more than 1 year ago
Muppets_Wolf [5:16]: logic
Muppets_Wolf [5:06]: the herp and drp
EA|warpex [4:59]: TTRIPLE
EA|warpex [4:54]: JBOS DONE
EA|warpex [4:54]: BB
Muppets_Wolf [4:41]: sad really
Muppets_Domi [4:38]: This guy got down syndrom, or what is his deal?
Muppets_Wolf [4:24]: great admin
EA|warpex [3:44]: i mean, seriously, it's almost a dead game, why cry instead of having fun
Muppets_Wolf [3:36]: why hire mercs
Muppets_Domi [3:35]: Because if i wanted to play statti
Muppets_Wolf [3:34]: to win
Muppets_Domi [3:32]: I would've played EC
Muppets_Wolf [3:31]: a friendly game
EA|conzy [3:27]: :D!
Muppets_Watermelon [3:23]: :D
Muppet_TOMOYO [3:14]: statti as u said u're the brainless dmg whore, no poitn arguing with u
Muppets_Wolf [2:50]: we already stopped caring about this match
EA|warpex [2:44]: we too
Muppets_Wolf [2:42]: lol
Muppets_Wolf [2:41]: bs
Muppets_Wolf [2:37]: hires merc to win
EA|warpex [2:23]: atleast you got tank
[2:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
Muppets_Wolf [2:20]: lo
[2:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
Muppets_Watermelon [2:19]: :D
Muppets_Domi [2:18]: oh shut it already
Muppets_Wolf [2:15]: we aren't even trying
Muppets_Domi [2:15]: you ignorant little cunt
EA|Statti [2:14]: if you tried to play instead of complaining you could have won
Muppets_Domi [2:09]: could have
Muppets_Domi [2:09]: oh ye
[2:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Muppets_Domi [2:02]: let me just single handed take out 4 guys
EA|warpex [1:45]: if statti can take out 4 guys by himself... then wtf are you doing
Muppets_Domi [1:40]: strikes
Muppets_Wolf [1:40]: we'll rematch you with our own fcking merc see how it makes a difference
Muppets_Domi [1:35]: sorry i am not efficent with those
Muppets_Wolf [1:31]: you telling me out of the WHOLE EA
[1:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
Muppets_Wolf [1:28]: you had nobody else?
Muppets_Wolf [1:24]: LOL
Muppet_TOMOYO [1:24]: we're nowhere near statti's lvl of tryharding
Muppets_Wolf [1:20]: pretty active clan
Muppets_Wolf [1:17]: loljk
EA|Eni [1:14]: its kinda dead
EA|Eni [1:13]: and jaymod
Muppets_Wolf [1:07]: sad
Muppets_Wolf [1:06]: very
EA|warpex [1:05]: TRIPLE!!!
Muppets_Wolf [0:59]: was typing stfu kid
EA|Statti [0:58]: you're just mad because you lose
Muppets_Wolf [0:56]: noi
Muppets_Domi [0:51]: We were already complaining
Muppets_Wolf [0:51]: mad cause merc to win
EA|Statti [0:49]: im drunk and hardly playing
Muppets_Domi [0:48]: before we started playing statti
EA|Statti [0:41]: well didnt know that
Muppets_Domi [0:39]: you are doing 75% more dmg than the rest of your team
Muppets_Domi [0:38]: ":D"
EA|conzy [0:31]: thats alot
EA|Statti [0:24]: 12 strike kills
EA|warpex [0:24]: tbh its warpex playing under stattis name
Muppets_Wolf [0:18]: some great admin to allow random mercs who aren't in a clan
Muppets_Domi [0:16]: 4 kills each spawn
EA|Statti [0:15]: -> wouldnt say some basic strikes so special
Muppets_Duro [0:11]: oke ty for this game
Muppets_Duro [0:10]: guys
EA|Eni [0:09]: you are doing 1k more damage than tomoyo, who is doing 6k more than the 3rd in ur team domi
Muppets_Duro [0:07]: i'm out :)
EA|Eni [0:06]: doesnt say a lot mate
EA|Statti [0:06]: well its not my fault your team doesnt dodge anything
EA|conzy [0:05]: wp guys
EA|warpex [0:03]: yea wp
Muppets_Watermelon [0:01]: thanks for game, wp
EA|warpex [0:01]: thx for match
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: lol wP?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:37)
Muppets_Domi [Intermission]: dodge
[Intermission]: Muppets_Duro disconnected
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: bullshit thats all
Muppets_Domi [Intermission]: when you get spawnkilled
EA|warpex [Intermission]: gg at supply
muppets_Lynx [Intermission]: thx for game
Muppets_Wolf [Intermission]: merc to win
Muppets_Domi [Intermission]: It seems you know ET statti
EA|conzy [Intermission]: wp, its just a game bb
Muppets_Domi [Intermission]: at all
[Intermission]: EA|conzy disconnected
|FBI|MMFB [Intermission]: enigma
[Intermission]: Muppets_Watermelon disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.