cock and balls torture vs Hazz and co (3511 views)

nl latiN
fi Sherclock
at DonMatthias
fi hazz
fi tOMBA
fi KIPE

CB ET 3on3 OC Fall 2013
Third League
Group A
14.10.13 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth h( tOMBA 112 kills
Killing Spree h( tOMBA 5 frags without being killed
Accountant h( tOMBA 132% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! h( tOMBA 34 gibs
...and stay dead! h( KIPE 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning h( tOMBA 99 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! h( tOMBA 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cbt! latiNN 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cbt! Sherclock 277 damage per frag
What objective? h( tOMBA 671 XP
Red Shirt h( KIPE 116 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? h( KIPE 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore h( tOMBA 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut h( tOMBA 3 team kills
Gingerbread man h( KIPE 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
h( KIPE504105911620323311824154012120/01/754/736/4200129314
h( tOMBA1326711128534032619151157731980/07/599/499/517118654
h( hazz674577010324112313880147703160/04/958/659/9198142510
h( 78153824130478468244855459447260/012/9211/6524/919015249
cbt! DonMatthias614606210216032612599136583540/06/353/696/720313447
cbt! latiNN9646480832003812866142323080/04/575/664/616117145
cbt! Sherclock705677811212022220479169652580/011/461/788/1126315149
cbt! 74149122029748085645944448559200/021/4189/7818/1120915247
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h( KIPE57901526601733463920540/01/013/182/1K/K//D/DKDK/K/DDDDKDKDDKDTKKDKKDK/KDDDDKDD
h( tOMBA1081282523400104560408900/02/122/111/1K//KK/KDKKDKDK/K/KKK/KDK/KDKKK/KKD/KKDKD/DKDKDDD
h( hazz57671628600830683848360/00/416/150/2/KDDKKDKDK/KD/KKDK//KKDD/KDDKD/DKDKXDDD/DDKDD
h( 7428556771601251097411857900/03/551/443/4
cbt! DonMatthias77124172250043697301600/00/014/193/1DDKKKDDKDKKKDDDD/DXK/XKDDKDKDDKDD//KKDKKK
cbt! latiNN11111720186021329538191080/02/118/152/1DKDDKDDDDDKKDKKTDDKTKDKKDKDDDKKKK/KKKDKK
cbt! Sherclock55123152730064865413900/03/212/170/2DK/DDDKDKD/DDKK/DDKK/DDKDDDKDKDDDKKDK/K/DK
cbt! 81364526714021111857109741080/05/344/515/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h( KIPE2068420110415652102180/00/14/140/0DDDD///DS/DDDKDKDDKDDDKD
h( tOMBA92961314800424332502180/01/112/90/0/DKK/DK/DK/KDKDKDKKDDKKDKDK
h( hazz90100101151022040215000/01/18/71/1/KKKDKDDDDKKDKKDKDKD/S
h( 67264274514201060386754360/02/324/301/1
cbt! DonMatthias78631114201717721418250/01/011/70/0K/D/KD/K//D/KKKDKDDKKK/TKD
cbt! latiNN10962121110022167214300/01/211/70/0/KKDKKDKKDKK/DKDDKKDDKD
cbt! Sherclock6865111600052815247700/01/09/111/1/DKD/DK/DK/KDKD/KKDKKDDDKXKD
cbt! 8519034413011467546038250/03/231/251/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h( KIPE7048710300212011520360/00/06/81/0D/DKK/DKDDDKDKKDK
h( tOMBA187501582013173013401190/01/111/34/1/KKKKDKKDDKKDK/KTKK/KKDK
h( hazz66426910001505138100/00/05/81/2KKDDDDDDKKKKXDDD
h( 10814028276015443642411550/01/122/196/3
cbt! DonMatthias5053612400210851330180/00/05/91/2KDKK/DDKDDD/DDKDDXK
cbt! latiNN100628840009411362360/00/08/50/3DDKKKKDDKDKDDKKD
cbt! Sherclock61738133013221517441360/01/16/82/1DK/DDK/DK/KDDKKDDDKKTD
cbt! 70188223311015424144361900/01/119/223/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h( KIPE364641131036871049180/00/24/60/2DK//K/XXDSDKDDXDKD
h( tOMBA1506912820241523123970/01/112/31/0K/K//TKKTKKD/KKKKDDDKK
h( hazz25363121014107811931200/00/22/42/2D////DDDDDKTKDKD
h( 70151193161311328834811450/01/518/133/4
cbt! DonMatthias705071020039631036880/05/10/62/0DDDKD/KDDKK/KKK/D
cbt! latiNN100327710011029108000/00/07/60/0KD/DKKKDKDDKKD
cbt! Sherclock62475810021489117200/00/04/41/2KD/KKD/KDDKDD
cbt! 771291925400634813288880/05/111/163/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h( KIPE2362626110519363811200/00/26/180/1DDDDKDDSK/DKKDDDDDD/K/D/DDDD/DKDD
h( tOMBA901471820800242773449360/02/115/141/3DKDKKDKDKDDKKKKKDK/DDKDKDDK/DDDKKDKDDK
h( hazz5810614244004236031541240/02/29/163/2/DDDDDKDD/DDKDDKDDDDKKDKD/DK/DKKKKKDKK
h( 5731538701310118573104141800/04/530/484/6
cbt! DonMatthias668814211008288230601090/00/214/110/0K/KKKK/KDDDDD/DK/KDDK/KK//DKKDKD/DD
cbt! latiNN1351121914401425932413920/00/118/72/2KKDDTKKD/KDKKD/KKDKKKD/KKK/KDKDKKD
cbt! Sherclock1301642620300549393100980/05/117/134/2KKDKKKD/XDKKKDKK/DK/KDKKKKKDKKKDDDKDKK/K/KDDDKD
cbt! 1103645955801171041485732990/05/449/316/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h( KIPE1009623236011230892999660/00/221/93/0K/KK/K//KK/KKDK/K/KKDDKK/KK/K//KDKKDDD/KDDTKKDD
h( tOMBA24118129121000346283154180/00/027/92/0KKDKK/KKKK/KKKKDKKDK/KKKKKDDKKKKKDDKKDKKD
h( hazz1101062119700538293044360/01/018/152/0KKDKKDKDDKKK/KKDKDDK/K/K/K/DKDKKDDKKXDDKD
h( 15038373542301201154691971200/01/266/337/0
cbt! DonMatthias30827232022220037981140/00/09/170/4/DDTKDDDDDKDDDDDKTDDDDD/KKKDDDDK
cbt! latiNN56791425400028413415720/01/113/260/0DDDDDKDDDDXKDDKDKDKDKDXDDDKDDDKKDDKDKKDKK
cbt! Sherclock46951328201141564333240/01/013/250/3DKDDDXDDDDK/KDTDDKDDDDDDDKDKKKDDDDKDKKDKDKD
cbt! 44256347680339197115462100/02/135/680/7

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Player Chats
h( hazz [Warmup]: care whether you defend or attack this first?
cbt! latiNN [Warmup]: dont care
h( hazz [Countdown]: glhf
cbt! DonMatthias [Countdown]: just start and have fun :)
cbt! DonMatthias [Countdown]: gl
h( KIPE [Countdown]: u2!
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot.
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot.
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot.
cbt! latiNN [Countdown]: u2:)
cbt! latiNN [Countdown]: :{D
[2:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:47]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[2:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[1:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:22]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
cbt! Sherclock [0:08]: Sometimes when my dad isnt home i like 2 cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
cbt! Sherclock [Intermission]: aw
h( hazz [Intermission]: juissi:d: kuvittelen itteni sen tilalle
h( hazz [Intermission]: juissi:d: paskon käteeni ja masturboin
h( hazz [Intermission]: juissi:d: sit katon sen ja kiihotun
h( hazz [Intermission]: hazz: mitä jos se tekee siitä videon
h( hazz [Intermission]: hazz: mitä jos niilo22 raiskaa mut
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: wp
h( KIPE [Intermission]: gg
[11:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
h( hazz [10:37]: MREOW to all the cats
[10:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:20]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:39 (original: 12:00)
h( KIPE [Intermission]: gg
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: I don't always use wh
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: But when I do I'm obvious :)
h( KIPE [Countdown]: hf
[8:38]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: The side gate has been built!
[7:55]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
h( KIPE [7:14]: fak
[4:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:47
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: :D
h( KIPE [Intermission]: gg
cbt! Sherclock [Countdown]: god sake this lag
h( hazz [Countdown]: :<
[5:21]: Allies capture the factory district!
cbt! latiNN [5:14]: you flew against i?
cbt! latiNN [5:13]: it?>
cbt! latiNN [5:07]: lucky bastard
cbt! latiNN [5:06]: :D
[4:41]: The side gate has been built!
[4:35]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[4:29]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[3:58]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[3:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:07]: The side gate has been built!
[1:26]: The side gate has been destroyed!
h( hazz [0:29]: gg
cbt! latiNN [0:28]: gg
h( KIPE [0:27]: wp
h( hazz [0:01]: adler erdenberg ufo frostbite deli gr
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:47)
h( tOMBA [Warmup]: you get to pick which team I guess
cbt! DonMatthias [Warmup]: CARE LETS PLAY
cbt! DonMatthias [Warmup]: ups
cbt! Sherclock [Warmup]: alla bra
cbt! DonMatthias [Warmup]: :)
h( hazz [Warmup]: :d
h( hazz [Countdown]: glhf
h( KIPE [Countdown]: hf!
[9:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:24]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cbt! Sherclock [7:54]: my aimbot gets confused :(
[7:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:34]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
h( tOMBA [6:34]: KIPE's mouse breaking or something
[6:34]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
h( KIPE [6:34]: soz
[6:34]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:34]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:34]: FIGHT!
[2:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:23]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
h( KIPE [0:10]: wp
[0:08]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: Xdddd
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:51
[11:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:14]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
cbt! Sherclock [1:13]: well spelade
cbt! latiNN [0:56]: wellplayed:)
h( KIPE [0:50]: ggwp!
cbt! Sherclock [0:12]: we could have used that fullhold :d
h( KIPE [0:07]: :D
h( KIPE [0:03]: 7sec <O
h( tOMBA [0:02]: russell is the best
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:51)
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: 9secs longer and there was another map
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: xD
h( tOMBA [Intermission]: ggs
h( KIPE [Intermission]: ggs
h( hazz [Intermission]: russell watches child porn
cbt! Sherclock [Intermission]: :d
[Intermission]: h( KIPE disconnected
[Intermission]: h( tOMBA disconnected
cbt! Sherclock [Intermission]: thanks
cbt! latiNN [Intermission]: gg boys
[Intermission]: cbt! Sherclock disconnected
[Intermission]: cbt! latiNN disconnected
[Intermission]: cbt! DonMatthias disconnected

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