Skull Commando Squad vs kettutytot (3056 views)

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CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
16.10.13 17:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ass{dildoprophet 48 kills
Killing Spree ass{dildoprophet 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ass{dildoprophet 120% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ass{dildoprophet 12 gibs
...and stay dead! ass{dildoprophet 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ass{dildoprophet 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ass{homoboi 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sCs.t1Mbo 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gMen.ViKOZAURUS 282 damage per frag
What objective? ass{dildoprophet 334 XP
Red Shirt sCs.m1Tja 59 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? gMen.ViKOZAURUS 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ass{dildoprophet 230 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sCs.shyboy 1 team kills
Gingerbread man sCs.m1Tja 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ass{alphaboy732473749721985308316990/01/236/371/123116324
ass{dildoprophet1203344840120078993716100/02/343/303/118717964
ass{homoboi6823832462101465396477180/01/128/315/220413834
ass{8581911713521313024062219541170/04/1107/319/220716044
sCs.m1Tja4721728595001555028119180/01/225/382/519713827
sCs.t1Mbo611081930210104085430700/01/118/180/121513945
sCs.shyboy10732048459019975487262350/04/043/332/320319454
sCs.706459513416113419341211522530/06/086/334/320515745
gMen.ViKOZAURUS57831221000229653241400/00/112/180/024715428
57831221000229653241400/00/112/180/024715428
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ass{alphaboy8143911000318321433180/00/18/71/0DDD/KK/KDKKDDKDKK/KD
ass{dildoprophet606161020021854154400/01/25/60/0DKDKDKDK//KDDDKD
ass{homoboi414151200081154117000/00/05/40/0/K///DK/KK/DDK//D
ass{6114520332001348404147180/01/318/171/0
sCs.m1Tja446849100110351743180/00/04/70/1K/KDDDDDKKDDD
sCs.t1Mbo1255810811031716142100/01/19/40/0K//KKDDDK/DKSKKKDKK
sCs.shyboy75406830011396167600/02/04/70/0KDDK/KDDKKDDDK
sCs.811662025510541474840180/03/117/180/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ass{alphaboy100567720011408143600/00/07/60/0KDKKDDKD/DKDKK
ass{dildoprophet88678900031491140000/00/17/51/0/KK/K/KDDKDKKDKDD
ass{homoboi575547000211701192180/01/01/52/0K/DK/KDKDDD
ass{821781923200640694028180/01/115/163/0
sCs.m1Tja614581310061421124300/00/18/50/1DK/KK/DDK/DK/DK/DK/KD
sCs.t1Mbo331941200061206147200/00/04/50/1DDD//K/DK/DK/DK/
sCs.shyboy55505900031401135400/01/04/50/1D/DDKKDDK/K/KD
sCs.501141734100154028406900/01/116/150/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ass{alphaboy6032353002636750400/00/03/30/0DDK/K/DK
ass{dildoprophet1503464300099779200/00/05/41/0DDKKDKDKKK
ass{homoboi502136010259659700/00/02/21/1DKD/KKS/D
ass{87871215610422292139400/00/010/92/1
sCs.m1Tja401225100065785900/00/02/40/1DDKDDKD
sCs.t1Mbo1002755100179960600/00/05/40/0KKKK/DDKDD
sCs.shyboy7527340001683764940/00/02/21/1KK/DKDD
sCs.72661014200221392229940/00/09/101/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ass{alphaboy66284620111271113950/00/05/50/0DKDKDTKD/KD
ass{dildoprophet25035521000101375800/00/05/30/0DKDKKKXK
ass{homoboi1001333000218931900/00/05/30/1K/KDDKKD/KD
ass{13976121130132473221650/00/015/110/1
sCs.m1Tja282627000244490100/00/02/50/0//KDDDKDD
sCs.t1Mbo0405000036480800/00/00/50/0DDDDD
sCs.shyboy2255394100017601095180/00/08/41/0KKDKKKDKKDDKK
sCs.84831116100225682804180/00/010/141/0
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gMen.ViKOZAURUS5269101900012295303000/00/110/170/0DDKDDKDKDKDK/KKDKDDKDDDDDDDDK
5269101900012295303000/00/110/170/0
ass{alphaboy70731217020231523109360/01/111/130/1K/KDKSDKDDKSKDKDKDDDDKDDKDK/KDD
ass{dildoprophet157124221450023378234300/01/020/111/1KKDKKKKKKDKDKDKK/DDDKKKKDK/KDKDDKKKD
ass{homoboi106103161520003173280000/00/014/152/0DDDKDKKDDDKKKDKDKKDKDKKDKKDKDKD
ass{1113005046720497038252360/02/145/393/2
sCs.m1Tja385182120041648302400/00/16/152/2DKX/DDD/KD/KK/DDDDDDKDKDKKDDDD
sCs.shyboy14113624174012430936491050/01/024/140/1DKKTDDKDKKDKDDKKKDDKKDKDKKDK/KDKD/KKKKKDKK
sCs.9018732386016595766731050/01/130/292/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gMen.ViKOZAURUS10014220001670211400/00/02/10/0DK/K
10014220001670211400/00/02/10/0
ass{alphaboy661523000023144900/00/02/30/0DKKDD
ass{dildoprophet1001311100026032400/00/01/10/0DK
ass{homoboi33513000025739900/00/11/20/0KDDD
ass{6633471000748117200/00/14/60/0
sCs.m1Tja1001544000229734900/01/03/20/0KKK/DD/K
sCs.shyboy3314131002205188180/00/01/10/0/K/D
sCs.6729571004502537180/01/04/30/0

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Player Chats
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: u boys gonna get raped
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: did u consolt ur doctors in advance?
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: for some hc therapy
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: "consolt"
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: rip english
ass{alphaboy [Countdown]: consult
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: XD
ass{alphaboy [Countdown]: u fag
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: suk my kok
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: 13.77cm cu
ass{alphaboy [11:57]: :D
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:15]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
ass{alphaboy [10:54]: wh
[10:34]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ass{alphaboy [9:58]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE since 1872:)
sCs.m1Tja [9:15]: XD
ass{homoboi [9:13]: da aims
ass{homoboi [9:11]: :d
ass{alphaboy [9:11]: :D
sCs.m1Tja [9:10]: :D
ass{alphaboy [7:59]: xDDD
ass{homoboi [7:51]: :D:D
ass{alphaboy [7:43]: :D
ass{alphaboy [7:43]: :D
ass{alphaboy [7:42]: :D
ass{alphaboy [7:42]: :D
sCs.t1Mbo [7:42]: XDDDDDD
[7:34]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
sCs.t1Mbo [7:33]: LOL
ass{alphaboy [7:31]: :D
[6:11]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ass{alphaboy [6:11]: :D
sCs.shyboy [6:00]: :XD
ass{alphaboy [5:59]: :D
ass{alphaboy [5:59]: :D
ass{alphaboy [5:50]: LO
ass{alphaboy [5:38]: timbo put it off
[5:36]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:25
sCs.t1Mbo [Intermission]: ive finnish detected3.0
sCs.m1Tja [Intermission]: timbo mvp
ass{dildoprophet [Intermission]: timbo 48acc
sCs.shyboy [Warmup]: :XD
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: itmbo 50 acc and 10% hs acc
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: xD
ass{alphaboy [Countdown]: sad cheater
[6:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ass{alphaboy [5:44]: xD
sCs.shyboy [5:43]: :XD
[5:38]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
ass{alphaboy [5:37]: mirnmg tj
[5:20]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
ass{alphaboy [5:11]: :D
ass{alphaboy [5:04]: :D
ass{alphaboy [4:42]: :D
[4:32]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ass{alphaboy [4:31]: xD
sCs.shyboy [4:31]: :XD
sCs.shyboy [4:30]: :XD
sCs.shyboy [4:30]: :XD
ass{alphaboy [4:29]: xDDDDDD
ass{alphaboy [4:27]: mtjafucker
ass{alphaboy [4:26]: hahahaha
[4:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
ass{alphaboy [4:24]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
sCs.m1Tja [4:23]: XDDDDDDDDDDDd
ass{alphaboy [4:18]: u know me too well
ass{alphaboy [4:17]: oh my god
sCs.m1Tja [4:15]: XD
ass{alphaboy [4:14]: mothefucker
sCs.m1Tja [4:04]: timbo : lordi always goes went
[4:03]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ass{alphaboy [4:01]: :D
ass{alphaboy [4:01]: :D
ass{alphaboy [3:59]: timbo
ass{alphaboy [3:58]: fu
sCs.m1Tja [3:57]: XD
sCs.t1Mbo [3:55]: xD
sCs.shyboy [3:39]: "im full hes not that stupid
sCs.shyboy [3:38]: XDD
ass{alphaboy [3:35]: :D
[3:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:34]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:04]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:47]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ass{alphaboy [1:46]: XD
ass{alphaboy [1:15]: :D
ass{alphaboy [0:51]: soz4ownage
ass{alphaboy [0:51]: soz4ownage
[0:51]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ass{alphaboy [0:51]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
sCs.shyboy [0:49]: :XD
sCs.shyboy [0:49]: :XD
ass{alphaboy [0:48]: XD
ass{homoboi [0:46]: :DD
ass{alphaboy [0:43]: dis shouting at ts
sCs.shyboy [0:43]: fuck u nerds
sCs.t1Mbo [0:42]: XD
[0:22]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:25)
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:31]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:31]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
ass{alphaboy [10:19]: >D>D
ass{alphaboy [10:14]: cheaers
[10:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
sCs.shyboy [10:00]: xD
ass{alphaboy [9:54]: i thought ustopped cheating mitja
[9:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
sCs.t1Mbo [9:20]: XD
ass{alphaboy [9:16]: soz4ownage
[9:09]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[9:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:50
sCs.shyboy [Intermission]: that was clean and skiled gaming
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: u guys cheatin tho
sCs.shyboy [Warmup]: XDD
ass{homoboi [Warmup]: cf journal incoming m8s
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: XD
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: go make it already
sCs.shyboy [Warmup]: I will reconnect on next map
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDDD
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: both teams cheating except me
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: gg
ass{homoboi [Warmup]: im writing it as we speak
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDD
ass{dildoprophet [Warmup]: nice teamkill @ spawnway
ass{homoboi [Warmup]: and speaking to grand anticheat commander Gary "Killerboy" Johnson
ass{homoboi [Countdown]: dont worry
ass{alphaboy [Countdown]: :D
ass{dildoprophet [Countdown]: who was the medic behind
ass{alphaboy [2:35]: lol
ass{alphaboy [2:27]: i always forget im not playing vs clean players
[2:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:03]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
ass{alphaboy [1:52]: soz4ownage
ass{alphaboy [1:51]: ASSERTING DOMINANCE since 1872:)
ass{alphaboy [1:32]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
ass{homoboi [1:30]: Slay3rs: ROFL AT LORDI :{DDD looks he is part of a rock band :DD
[1:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
sCs.t1Mbo [1:16]: dildoprophet = webe or sungi
[1:16]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ass{alphaboy [1:16]: webe
ass{dildoprophet [1:16]: webe
[1:16]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[1:16]: ass{homoboi connected
ass{alphaboy [1:16]: my team gives 0 infos
[1:16]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[1:16]: Allies team locked from spectators by sCs.t1Mbo
[1:16]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
ass{dildoprophet [1:16]: LORDI 1 - uglyface 0
ass{dildoprophet [1:16]: imo
ass{alphaboy [1:16]: xD
ass{dildoprophet [1:16]: gg winnersmans
[1:16]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:16]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:16]: FIGHT!
[1:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
sCs.t1Mbo [0:42]: XD
sCs.t1Mbo [0:29]: xp is win
ass{alphaboy [0:28]: :D
[0:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
gMen.ViKOZAURUS [0:14]: specunlock kankernicht
[0:08]: Allies team unlocked from spectators by sCs.m1Tja
ass{alphaboy [0:01]: tails
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:50)
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: we said no specs lol
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: gg forfeite
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: cu on cb
sCs.shyboy [Intermission]: brb guys
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: accept score
[Intermission]: sCs.shyboy disconnected
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: i write rerpot
ass{dildoprophet [Countdown]: hf cheating upload NERD FACE FAGGOT :D
ass{dildoprophet [Countdown]: u will lose :D
ass{alphaboy [Countdown]: xD
ass{dildoprophet [Countdown]: hf XD
sCs.shyboy [Countdown]: u too
sCs.shyboy [8:59]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [8:58]: sozdatnejmisgay
ass{alphaboy [8:56]: soz4ownage
[8:43]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[7:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:00]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ass{alphaboy [5:38]: LOL
ass{alphaboy [5:37]: XDD
ass{alphaboy [5:37]: WH
ass{alphaboy [5:36]: BUSTED
sCs.shyboy [5:20]: xD
ass{alphaboy [5:14]: CU UPLOAD
ass{alphaboy [5:13]: BUSTED
ass{alphaboy [4:30]: lo
[4:17]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
ass{dildoprophet [4:14]: too bad you are too bad.
ass{alphaboy [4:10]: :D
ass{alphaboy [3:55]: fucking upload sad cunt
ass{alphaboy [3:33]: LOL
ass{alphaboy [3:27]: u got bigger aimfov than webe
[3:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:48]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:13]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ass{alphaboy [1:09]: :D
ass{alphaboy [0:22]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
gMen.ViKOZAURUS [Intermission]: comms 10/10
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: upload reconnect 10/10
sCs.m1Tja [Intermission]: map 11/10
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: upload cheats 12/12
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
ass{dildoprophet [Warmup]: upload 50hs
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: mitjas brains 0/20
ass{homoboi [Warmup]: :DD
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: xDD
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: 33 hs acc
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: thats bott
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: ull get banned its gtv srv
ass{alphaboy [Warmup]: cu :D
ass{alphaboy [Countdown]: logs + guids
sCs.m1Tja [Countdown]: gg
[9:13]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:22]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:37 (original: 10:00)
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: xd
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: lmao
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: soz4ownage
sCs.m1Tja [Intermission]: xD
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: DOMINANCE FUCKING ASSERTED!
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: 1 minute time
ass{dildoprophet [Intermission]: uplow rolled :-D
[Intermission]: sCs.shyboy disconnected
ass{homoboi [Intermission]: closer than expectefd
ass{alphaboy [Intermission]: bot not enuff
[Intermission]: sCs.ViKO disconnected
ass{dildoprophet [Intermission]: by skilled
[Intermission]: ass{homoboi disconnected

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