30 seconds to MARS vs cock and balls torture (2501 views)
Damon
SupNa
staminaboy 
jeewee latiNo
BOBiKA 
21.10.13 19:00 CEST
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | Damon | 62 kills |
| Killing Spree | Damon | 5 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | :D | 121% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | nopeapoika:3 | 9 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | jeewee | 24% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | Damon | 60 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | jeewee | 7 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | Damon | 178 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | 20fps | 251 damage per frag |
| What objective? | Damon | 349 XP |
| Red Shirt | fapgod | 65 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | fapgod | 11 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | nopeapoika:3 | 204 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | Damon | 2 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | fapgod | 22 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
| 20fps [11:32]: | oef 20fps:D |
| [11:14]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
| fapgod [10:59]: | > DDDDDDDDDD |
| fapgod [10:59]: | wtf |
| :D [10:53]: | kkr sniper |
| [10:23]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| :D [9:49]: | men muis valt uit |
| :D [9:47]: | heel de tijd |
| 20fps [9:41]: | 20fps so np |
| :D [9:37]: | ja:P |
| fapgod [9:13]: | :D |
| fapgod [9:13]: | :D |
| fapgod [9:13]: | :D |
| fapgod [9:12]: | :D |
| fapgod [9:12]: | :D |
| fapgod [6:10]: | no fucking hits with this ping |
| [6:05]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
| 20fps [5:36]: | ofc another one |
| fapgod [5:19]: | I have no clue what im hitting |
| :D [5:14]: | 18 acc me |
| fapgod [5:09]: | 30acc here I come! |
| :D [3:53]: | 30sec viel die uit |
| fapgod [3:44]: | hits |
| [3:44]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| Damon [2:28]: | LOL |
| Damon [2:27]: | WHY ? |
| Damon [2:26]: | xD |
| jeewee [2:23]: | not deaf |
| fapgod [2:09]: | cause lags |
| fapgod [2:08]: | thats why |
| [2:02]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
| [2:01]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [1:31]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
| [1:31]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
| [1:15]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| fapgod [0:43]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:43]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:43]: | :D |
| [0:40]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| jeewee [0:27]: | did you shoot before you got of the stairs? |
| jeewee [0:20]: | weird |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| fapgod [Intermission]: | well this was shit |
| jeewee [Intermission]: | weird weird weird |
| :D [Intermission]: | u dont say |
| 20fps [Intermission]: | my god what a nightmare to play like this:D |
| :D [Intermission]: | 15 acc with this kkr mouse who worked 6min |
| fapgod [Warmup]: | ;D |
| fapgod [Countdown]: | I sometimes got fucking Mount Everest on my lagometer |
| [11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
| [10:46]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [10:29]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
| [10:29]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
| [10:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [9:27]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [9:25]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [9:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| fapgod [8:50]: | :D |
| fapgod [8:50]: | :D |
| [8:41]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [8:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [8:24]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [8:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [8:10]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [8:04]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [7:41]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [7:38]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [7:28]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| fapgod [7:15]: | ffs |
| [6:41]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
| [6:21]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| [6:20]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [6:03]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| [5:49]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
| [5:41]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
| [5:08]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
| jeewee [5:07]: | gg |
| [5:04]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
| [5:04]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:55 (original: 12:00) |
| 20fps [Intermission]: | not fair for jeewee |
| jeewee [Intermission]: | :P |
| 20fps [Intermission]: | we lagg the shit out of the pc and he doing all alone |
| fapgod [Intermission]: | ze |
| :D [Warmup]: | nuja twas ook ni super serieus ik kan amper spele en je 2 mate ook niet |
| 20fps [Warmup]: | readyup |
| :D [Warmup]: | dus ist 2v1 |
| 20fps [Countdown]: | we wont make any chance |
| :D [Countdown]: | wat een war |
| jeewee [Countdown]: | glhf |
| fapgod [Countdown]: | hf sukna |
| :D [11:33]: | fu bobsuka |
| [11:07]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [10:57]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [10:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [10:29]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| fapgod [8:27]: | fucking lags ruining this game |
| fapgod [8:27]: | :d |
| 20fps [8:15]: | jepP |
| [8:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [8:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| jeewee [7:14]: | ? |
| jeewee [7:13]: | AGAIN |
| jeewee [7:11]: | such a weird push |
| [6:16]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| :D [6:02]: | perfecte timing mouse |
| :D [6:00]: | KKR BS |
| [5:26]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [5:17]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [4:47]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| fapgod [4:07]: | why the fuck it moved |
| fapgod [4:06]: | right |
| fapgod [4:05]: | :D |
| 20fps [2:40]: | after this match on nl serv w/o ettv? |
| :D [2:32]: | u joking me? |
| :D [2:28]: | my mouse ain't workin |
| jeewee [1:30]: | gg |
| Damon [1:26]: | G3G3 |
| 20fps [1:12]: | not even gonna playaxis part btw |
| 20fps [1:09]: | just useless |
| :D [1:07]: | same |
| :D [1:04]: | cant move it now |
| fapgod [0:50]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:50]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:50]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:50]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:49]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:45]: | but you are one |
| 20fps [0:39]: | once again the germans fuckt us up |
| jeewee [0:10]: | xD |
| fapgod [0:04]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:04]: | :D |
| fapgod [0:04]: | :D |
| 20fps [Intermission]: | gg |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| [Intermission]: | 20fps disconnected |
| fapgod [Intermission]: | wp |
| Damon [Intermission]: | g3g3 |
| jeewee [Intermission]: | wp |
| [Intermission]: | jeewee disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | Damon disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | :D disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | nopeapoika:3 disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
