desesperados vs TRUE MIRROR pwrd by #r@g (2297 views)

pt Saeba
br vAPOR
br youseF
fi caej
fi nsd
fi Ethic


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
22.10.13 01:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth +mir CAE 74 kills
Killing Spree +mir JLo 4 frags without being killed
Accountant +mir CAE 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! desesperados vAPOR 20 gibs
...and stay dead! desesperados vAPOR 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning +mir CAE 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! desesperados saebAZinho 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer +mir JLo 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! +mir CAE 276 damage per frag
What objective? desesperados vAPOR 514 XP
Red Shirt desesperados saebAZinho 104 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? desesperados jujuF 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore +mir CAE 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut +mir JLo 5 team kills
Gingerbread man desesperados jujuF 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
+mir JLo69422628912152911375118182921/07/455/534/418313145
+mir nsd6543465996112312301140161680/03/960/683/318914046
+mir CAE84484748811031515493152242270/06/771/640/620917348
+mir 72134020127629296739169410586871/016/7186/647/619414846
desesperados saebAZinho703917310414002214435147312020/05/362/806/019814235
desesperados jujuF71436679318153113297117564580/02/769/531/319812549
desesperados vAPOR82514698420012713326126823210/113/652/515/319315136
desesperados 74134120928152168041058391699810/120/6183/5112/319613937
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+mir JLo8210619232011032542671361/00/219/110/0K/K/DD/KTK//KDKKKKDDDK/DKK/KKDD/KDK/K/DKDDK
+mir nsd1059620192008334330681080/02/217/91/0K/KDDD/KKKKDDKKKDD/KDK/DKK/KKK/K/K/KDKD
+mir CAE911042123700638483592360/02/119/160/1/K/KKDKKK/KXDKDDKKKDDDKDKDKK/KDDKKDD/KKDK/DDD
+mir 9330660651101241044593311801/04/555/361/1
desesperados saebAZinho48941429300631944114580/01/012/231/0DDDKDDK//KDDKDKDKK/KD/KDDD/KDKDDDDDK/DKDDKD
desesperados jujuF3485926301529863025700/00/310/180/0/DKTDDDKDDDDDDD//KDK/K/DDKDKDDDDDKKD
desesperados vAPOR851501821400531513306540/14/114/140/1DDKXKKD/KDKDDK/KKDDDK/DDDKKDKKDKDDKK/KK/
desesperados 5632941761001169331104451820/15/436/551/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+mir JLo68991116300625532770520/01/010/100/1KDKD//K///KDKDK/KKDDDDDKDKXK
+mir nsd3784112910082324324200/00/211/190/1KDDKDD//KXDKK///DDKKDDDDKD/DD//DKKDDKDDDD
+mir CAE701201420302333063521570/01/115/150/1DDKK/TKD/DKDKKDKDDDDKDDDK/KDKDDKDTKK
+mir 58303366570217818395331090/02/336/440/3
desesperados saebAZinho7582152040053512293200/01/111/153/0DDKK/DDKDDDDKDKKDK/DK/KDKKDKX/KK/KDD
desesperados jujuF10010219196011032222264680/00/020/90/0K//KKKD/D/KDKK/DKKK/K//KDK/DDKT/KKKKDKD
desesperados vAPOR6675142170092799298700/02/112/110/0K/K/D/D/DKD/KKDK/KDDK/KDKKKDK/K/DDD
desesperados 80259486017012495338183680/03/243/353/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+mir JLo65981320512624052656720/02/111/112/2DDKDKDTKK//KDSD/KKDD/DTKDKDDK/DKDK/K
+mir nsd58127142421042898308500/01/212/201/0KDDKDDX/DKX/DSDKDKK/DD/DKKDDKDDDKKDKDKDDK
+mir CAE78881519101225993247980/01/115/150/2KDKKTD/KKDDKDDDKDKK/DXDKKDDKDDKDKDKD
+mir 67313426382312790289881700/04/438/463/4
desesperados saebAZinho86942023400330753203860/01/117/192/0DKKKDKDKKDDDKD/KDDKKDK/DDDKDKD/KKKDKDKKKDDD
desesperados jujuF778714181017306822122190/00/214/81/2KDKDK/DXD/KK/KKDK/KDK/KD//KDDDKKTD
desesperados vAPOR11314017155014284524871310/02/014/102/2KKDT/DKKK/DDKDKKKDK/KDKK/KDDDKKKDX
desesperados 923215156100214898879024360/03/345/375/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+mir JLo6056915000413021674180/01/08/100/1K/KKKDD/DK/KD/KDKDDDDKDD
+mir nsd6056610001213891679600/00/16/71/0TKDD/DKKDK/DDDKDK
+mir CAE118911311000227111927360/00/113/80/1KXKKDKDKDK/KDDDKKK/KDKDDK
+mir 7920328360018540252801140/01/227/251/2
desesperados saebAZinho6959913100220622029400/01/08/110/0DDDKKDDKD/DKK/DDKDKKKD
desesperados jujuF71851014412314781815650/01/011/100/1DDDK/K/KDDDDKST/KKKTDDKKDKD
desesperados vAPOR10061993003174015581000/01/26/62/0D/KDKK/KDKKDDXKKXK/D
desesperados 8020528368128528054022050/03/225/272/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+mir JLo623458202310779311140/02/03/52/0DK/T/TKDD/KKKDD
+mir nsd128419700011406141300/00/19/50/1KKDKKXDKDKDK/DDKK
+mir CAE128529700011696153100/02/17/50/1/KKDKKKXDKKKKDDDD
+mir 10612723222025417938751140/04/219/152/2
desesperados saebAZinho633071110021379159600/01/06/90/0DDKDDDK/KDDKDKK/KD
desesperados jujuF71375720011175128500/00/25/40/0/KDDDKKDDDKK
desesperados vAPOR4140512000413211298360/01/24/60/0KDDDK//DKDDKKD//D
desesperados 581071730300738754179360/02/415/190/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
+mir JLo7129570000784111600/01/14/60/0DDDKDKDKKDKD
+mir nsd50305101000941152900/00/15/80/1DKKDKKDDDKDDDDD
+mir CAE25292800011333140600/00/22/50/0DDD/DDDDKK
+mir 4988122510013058405100/01/411/190/1
desesperados saebAZinho100328810041213857180/00/18/30/0KKDK/KK/K/DD/KDK
desesperados jujuF11140109200513681155360/01/09/40/0K/DKKKDDK/K/KKK//KD
desesperados vAPOR100486610021470104600/03/02/41/0KK/D/KDDKKKD
desesperados 10412024234001140513058540/04/119/111/0

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Player Chats
desesperados vAPOR [Countdown]: gl hf
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: hf
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: Attraction
[9:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
desesperados jujuF [9:14]: xD
[9:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
+mir CAE [5:45]: :D:DD
+mir CAE [5:43]: those lags
[5:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
+mir CAE [4:23]: hmmmmm
[4:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
desesperados jujuF [2:29]: DAT TRUCK
desesperados jujuF [2:28]: troll
[1:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:58
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: Attraction
desesperados vAPOR [Countdown]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: :D
[10:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
desesperados jujuF [8:47]: xD
desesperados jujuF [8:43]: xD
+mir CAE [8:42]: :P
+mir CAE [8:42]: :P
+mir CAE [8:42]: :P
desesperados jujuF [8:38]: <jokerrr> lets play et lol
desesperados jujuF [8:38]: <jokerrr> im banned from league of legends
desesperados jujuF [8:38]: <jokerrr> my nigga
[8:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
desesperados vAPOR [8:35]: :D
[8:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
desesperados jujuF [7:57]: dat teamplay
desesperados jujuF [7:55]: mirin
[7:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:17]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
desesperados jujuF [5:48]: xD
desesperados jujuF [5:48]: xD
desesperados jujuF [5:48]: xD
desesperados jujuF [5:48]: xD
[3:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:36]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
+mir nsd [1:16]: :Dd
desesperados vAPOR [0:24]: wp
[0:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:45 (original: 10:58)
+mir CAE [Warmup]: but it doesnt matter
+mir nsd [Warmup]: he didnt ask the masterchef
+mir nsd [Warmup]: :XD:X:DX::D::D::X
+mir nsd [Warmup]: :XD:X:DX::D::D::X
+mir nsd [Warmup]: :XD:X:DX::D::D::X
+mir nsd [Warmup]: :XD:X:DX::D::D::X
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: play against u guys
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: its always intse
desesperados vAPOR [Countdown]: gl hf
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: intense
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: xD
+mir nsd [Countdown]: I think the majority of people playing online want to get along and show respect, but when they are confronted by someone that insults them, I believe they feel obligated to defend themselves (rightfully so) and show their own resentment for the offensive
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:52]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:49]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
desesperados jujuF [9:37]: :D
[9:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
desesperados jujuF [5:42]: :D
desesperados jujuF [5:42]: :D
desesperados jujuF [5:42]: :D
desesperados jujuF [5:41]: :D
desesperados jujuF [5:41]: :D
desesperados jujuF [5:41]: :D
[5:29]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
+mir CAE [3:59]: so i was going to fullspawn
+mir CAE [3:57]: thats nice
[2:24]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
desesperados jujuF [1:21]: gg vapor
[1:20]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:39
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: Attraction
[10:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:34]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
desesperados jujuF [4:35]: TAILS
+mir nsd [4:29]: well lagged
[4:27]: desesperados jujuFcalled a vote.
[4:24]: Vote passed!
[4:24]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[4:24]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
+mir nsd [4:23]: but who am I to judge
+mir CAE [4:23]: heads
desesperados jujuF [4:23]: xD
desesperados jujuF [4:22]: xD
desesperados jujuF [4:22]: xD
+mir nsd [4:21]: I suck
[3:58]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:41 (original: 10:39)
desesperados jujuF [Intermission]: b4 adlern erden beach ice deliv ufo frost
desesperados jujuF [Intermission]: go
+mir nsd [Intermission]: deli
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: ice
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: Attraction
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: rup
+mir nsd [Warmup]: råking kan döda
+mir nsd [Warmup]:
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: satanaa vittu
+mir nsd [Warmup]: tupakakka
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: rup
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: we got a life
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: (play more games
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: LoL
+mir CAE [Warmup]: we dont
+mir CAE [Warmup]: have a life
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
+mir CAE [Warmup]: the way you lag
+mir CAE [Warmup]: is awesome
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: my wife is also playing
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: YEA
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: MAN
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: HURRY UP
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: we actually gonna have sex
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: at same time this offi
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: xD
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: dude my girlfriend is mad
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: come on
+mir CAE [Warmup]: like you have any..
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: :D
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: lol
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: come follow me at facebook sad nerd
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: www.facebook.com/sH0ckzs
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
+mir CAE [Warmup]: plz
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: got more then 1k follwers
+mir CAE [Warmup]: i got better things to do
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: www.facebook.com/alvarodaniel19
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: what u own in your life?
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: nothing
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: follow me on faceboko
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: sad nerd
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
+mir CAE [Warmup]: sad nerd and jobless
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: im not jobless
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: www.facebook.com/danibolina
+mir CAE [Warmup]: = 0
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: add me
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: plz
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: Im on bodybuilding
+mir CAE [Warmup]: what
+mir CAE [Warmup]: was talking about myself
+mir nsd [Warmup]: Why the fuck ppl follow u since u are such a silly, boring and sad person
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: CUZ I POST SHIRLTESS PICS ON FACEBOOK
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: xD
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: cause we are brasilian
desesperados vAPOR [Warmup]: :D
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: hot persons
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: GET MUSCLES AND U GET FOLLOWERS
+mir nsd [Warmup]: I'd never do such thing
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
+mir CAE [Warmup]: sorry but in finland girls like skinny nerds with big cocks
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: <jokerrr> lets play et lol
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: <jokerrr> im banned from league of legends
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: <jokerrr> my nigga
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
+mir CAE [Warmup]: not musclemans with small dicks
+mir CAE [Warmup]: we rup now
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: xD
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: hmm
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: rup cae
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: here they like macho latino
+mir nsd [Warmup]: jussi is angry now
+mir nsd [Countdown]: tho he has pretty big penis
desesperados jujuF [9:07]: :D
desesperados jujuF [9:07]: :D
desesperados jujuF [9:07]: :D
+mir nsd [6:24]: mouse broke
+mir nsd [6:22]: :(
[5:53]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:35]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:24
desesperados vAPOR [Intermission]: PORRA
+mir CAE [Intermission]: you warped to the transmitter
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: Attraction
+mir CAE [Warmup]: Isee
+mir nsd [Warmup]: :DD
+mir CAE [Warmup]: wish i had your muscles
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados jujuF [Warmup]: :D
desesperados saebAZinho [Warmup]: train hard
desesperados saebAZinho [Countdown]: every day
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: trembolone hard
desesperados jujuF [Countdown]: eat clembuterol
[3:39]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:44]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:03]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:14]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:09 (original: 4:24)
desesperados vAPOR [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: desesperados jujuF disconnected
[Intermission]: +mir JLo disconnected
[Intermission]: desesperados vAPOR disconnected
+mir CAE [Intermission]: bye
[Intermission]: desesperados saebAZinho disconnected

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