MYSTERIOUS MONKEYS vs one.soldier (5180 views)

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de sTOWNAGE
de TimeN
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gb Artstar
gb crumbs
gb koop
gb MerlinatoR
ee Night

ClanBase ET EuroCup XXVIII
Group B
Fifth Matchweek
25.11.13 22:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth one.crmbs 68 kills
Killing Spree one.crmbs 9 frags without being killed
Accountant one.crmbs 124% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! one.crmbs 25 gibs
...and stay dead! one.MerlinatoRYCN 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning one.crmbs 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! one.kOOp 25 SPAM kills
Fragstealer one.crmbs 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [mMonkeys.Simon] 229 damage per frag
What objective? one.crmbs 410 XP
Red Shirt one.Nait 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [mMonkeys.WaffeN 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [mMonkeys.Simon] 183 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [mMonkeys.DrLag] 6 team kills
Gingerbread man one.kOOp 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
one.MerlinatoRYCN552242850111111510462972571/00/319/318/618212339
one.kOOp10528759561901251095960143350/017/212/2225/718610753
one.rabot75297476390023854094981080/01/345/261/818215138
one.Nait8933457641902151076991522380/07/336/3916/718914334
one.Artstar843184956152212848468563640/01/340/353/217311845
one.crmbs12441068552500141037392271950/04/159/345/515316894
one.8918703083449836100542294704414971/030/1211/3458/517813556
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo]7933750621013119626103834430/06/342/385/719316536
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]67286385711029728876343730/17/618/4215/519213436
[mMonkeys.DrLag]67296416115068800680642350/02/537/346/1419513245
[mMonkeys.WaffeN52226336360110638096981850/00/432/372/11193154312
[mMonkeys.TimeN]7526545607036799583811570/00/639/423/817814045
[mMonkeys.Simon]583063457102257749100691710/02/828/276/1522817137
[mMonkeys.6617162413605931749470445422915640/017/8196/2737/1519714937
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
one.MerlinatoRYCN33617213001115841769580/00/25/82/1KX//KKDK//D//DD/DKKDD//K//DDD
one.kOOp9411716172019407421091200/01/110/43/2D/KKTKKD//KK//DKDKKD/K//DK/DKKDKKK
one.rabot9410218193001331722523180/01/017/50/0DKKD/K/////KK/KKK/KKDK//K/KDKDK//KKKD
one.Nait8811023268017457431331000/03/114/167/3DKTKKDDKXKDDDKKDKK//KKDKDKDD/K/DKDKKDK/KDDDK/DDKKK/
one.Artstar95932122400539542208570/00/117/141/2DKDK//KKKKDDKKDDDKKD/K/DKKDKK/DKDKDKKDDKKDD
one.crmbs1701632917700642513260540/01/028/90/2DKDKKKKKKKKDKKKDKKDDKK/KK/K/K/DKK/DKKDKKDK/KKD
one.9664611412227025121609150024070/06/591/5613/10
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo]62971727101534014594780/03/014/191/1KDDDD/KK/DDKDDKKKDKDDTK/DDD/DKDKDKDKDDDK/KKKD
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]7399141920052191297800/01/09/154/2KXKKX/KDD/KDDXD/KKDKK/D/DKDDKKDKDKDD
[mMonkeys.DrLag]6511213204042232129971150/00/113/142/2TD/DDTDDKDDDDTKDKDDKDK/KTKKKDKKDKDKDD
[mMonkeys.WaffeN33598240001203935381500/00/26/192/3KDKD/DDDDDDDDDDKDDDKXDKDDKDDKDKXDD
[mMonkeys.TimeN]551141120402225523546510/00/113/160/1KXTKDDKDDDKKDDDKDDDDK/KDD/KDTDKKDD
[mMonkeys.Simon]3484823100424983956720/02/36/130/3DK/DDKKD/DDDKDDK//DXDDDKDKDDDKDD
[mMonkeys.545657113312071915002216094660/06/761/969/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
one.MerlinatoRYCN10938121121001274140000/00/07/85/2KDDDKSKDKKDKKKDKDDKDDKK
one.kOOp724681130052083123100/02/01/54/1KKDDKDKK/K/DDK//DK/
one.rabot456192010062065317600/00/08/91/3DK/DKDKDK/D/DK//D/DDDDDKDKDKK
one.Nait455951110031182184800/01/04/50/3DKDDD/K/DKDKDD/K
one.Artstar7576912400214852179180/00/09/80/0KKDDDKKKDD/KDDKDKK/DD
one.crmbs92811314700318552138180/00/011/102/0DK/KD/KK/DDDKDKDDKDDKKKKKKD
one.733615679181019994411972360/03/040/4512/9
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo]8384101241042301190100/00/18/62/0KSKDD//KKDK/KD/KKDKDKD
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]122811193012225615012550/00/07/75/0KKKTKDDKKK/DKKDKD/KDD
[mMonkeys.DrLag]7365111510011692153500/00/011/90/6DDKKDKDDKDDKKDKDKKXKD/KDDDD
[mMonkeys.WaffeN906691050031468146700/00/19/60/1/KKDXKDDDKKKDKD/K/KD
[mMonkeys.TimeN]71501014100221961509360/00/03/92/3DKKDKDKDDDDDKDD/KKK/KKDD
[mMonkeys.Simon]80101810411020592031240/00/18/41/3KSDDKDKDKDKKTDDKKDD
[mMonkeys.8744759701822121197299443150/00/346/4110/13
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
one.MerlinatoRYCN5742472010109711241990/00/03/61/2DKKDDDTDKXDKD
one.kOOp123631613600521761260670/07/10/59/2//DK/KDKK/KDDKKD/KKKDKKDKKKKD
one.rabot13780118400119481682360/00/211/50/0KDKDKDKKDKKD/KDDKKK
one.Nait10070141450022770166000/00/17/97/1DKDKDDKDKX/KKDDDKKDKK/DKDKKKD
one.Artstar8888892013103910531280/00/08/61/0DKKDKDDKK/TD/KKD/K
one.crmbs1107011107001148715951050/00/08/73/2K/DKDKKDKKKDKDDDDKKDK
one.10341364612602121051783745350/07/437/3821/7
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo]1008712123022193617843470/03/110/71/2KKKDKKDKKDK/KDD/DDKKDTKDTD
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]2640415401194016181000/01/32/102/2D/KDDXDDDKDDKDDKDTDDD
[mMonkeys.DrLag]5050612601213601492500/00/16/61/4KKDKKTDD/DKDD/DKDXDD
[mMonkeys.WaffeN6150813001411461861350/00/09/60/3KD/DK/KTKDKK/DDK/DDKDD
[mMonkeys.TimeN]110591110100218051554180/00/19/71/3/DDKDXDKDKDK/KKKKDKKXDKX
[mMonkeys.Simon]5337815210111872208180/00/15/43/8K/DDDDKDDKDKKDDDKKSKDDD
[mMonkeys.6732349771615128374105175680/04/741/408/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
one.MerlinatoRYCN458351140001149200401/00/14/90/1DDKDDKDKDKDDDDKD
one.kOOp1266119158006262614141480/07/01/89/2K/KK/K/K/KDKKDD/KDDKKXK/KKKKXKDKDKDD
one.rabot5654916100313552117540/00/19/70/5/DKDDK/KDDK/KDDDDKDDDDKKK
one.Nait1159515135013224325111380/03/111/92/0KDKKKDDKKDKKDDK/KDTDKDK//KDKK
one.Artstar846111135212200614161610/01/26/71/0D/KSKDKSKKKKTDKDKDDDDDKK/
one.crmbs107961514400427802234180/03/112/80/1/KKKDK/K/DKDKDDKD/KDKKDKKKKDD
one.89450748227221812159116965191/014/643/4812/9
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo]100691111200019882104180/00/110/61/4KKDKDKDKDDDKDKKDKDKDKD
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ]6466914200119011537180/15/30/104/1DXKDDDDKDDXKDDKKDDKKK/KDD
[mMonkeys.DrLag]78691114401326332040700/02/37/53/2KKDKDKDKDKDKT/DDD/KKDKDK/D
[mMonkeys.WaffeN505181610021727283200/00/18/60/4D/DDKDDD/KDKDKDDKKKDDKDD
[mMonkeys.TimeN]81421316101014421772520/00/414/100/1DDDDKKDKDKDKKDKDDKKTKDKDDDKDKD
[mMonkeys.Simon]11184109301020051874570/00/39/62/1TKDKDDKDKDKKKXDKDKDKD
[mMonkeys.8138162801303611696121592150/17/1548/4310/13

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Player Chats
one.rabot [Warmup]: rea
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [Warmup]: they're fucking watching a video over whatsapp about a pizza with chocolate and sausages and shit
one.kOOp [Warmup]: sounds interesting
[mMonkeys.WaffeN [Warmup]: traditional german food u know
one.MerlinatoRYCN [Countdown]: hf
[11:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:41]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:57]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:29]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo] [1:43]: :}
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: Ready!!
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:56]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:10]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:11]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[4:15]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:44 (original: 12:00)
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Warmup]: abort u need to come next vainstream again!
one.rabot [Countdown]: I will man :)
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Countdown]: nice
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
one.Artstar [14:26]: D:
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo] [14:26]: dem server
[14:26]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[mMonkeys.DrLag] [14:26]: playing ET after getting sandwitched at football with headbutts is so much fun
[14:26]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[14:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:26]: FIGHT!
[14:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:54]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:27]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:28]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:31
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: ?
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Warmup]: Ready!!
[mMonkeys.TimeN] [Warmup]: !
[7:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:38]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo] [0:40]: :}
one.kOOp [0:34]: :o)
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo] [0:32]: :}
one.kOOp [0:30]: :o)
[0:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:31)
[mMonkeys.Simon] [Intermission]: gg wp
[mMonkeys.TomTurbo] [Intermission]: Gg wp
[Intermission]: [mMonkeys.TimeN] disconnected
[mMonkeys.rAMOZ] [Intermission]: ggwp
one.MerlinatoRYCN [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: one.rabot disconnected
one.kOOp [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: one.kOOp disconnected
[Intermission]: [mMonkeys.WaffeN disconnected
[Intermission]: one.MerlinatoRYCN disconnected
[Intermission]: one.Artstar disconnected
[Intermission]: [mMonkeys.Simon] disconnected
[Intermission]: one.Nait disconnected
[Intermission]: [mMonkeys.rAMOZ] disconnected
[Intermission]: [mMonkeys.TomTurbo] disconnected
[Intermission]: one.crmbs disconnected

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