abstraction vs 30 seconds to MARS (3604 views)

fr Apricot
pl nejm
fi latee
ro Damon
be SupNa
bg Z


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
10.12.13 19:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 30s to Damon 80 kills
Killing Spree 30s to Damon 6 frags without being killed
Accountant 30s to Damon 136% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 30s to Damon 18 gibs
...and stay dead! abstraction#l 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 30s to Damon 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 30s to happiness 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 30s to Damon 160 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 30s to happiness 484 damage per frag
What objective? 30s to Damon 453 XP
Red Shirt SSTAT WARRIOR 104 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SSTAT WARRIOR 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore abstraction#l 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 30s to happiness 5 team kills
Gingerbread man SSTAT WARRIOR 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
30s to Damon136453805918002512745101721860/06/271/323/315917265
30s to happiness574324274805241008297792440/11/538/358/924013269
nejm'stinyasshole913765864901201240894712800/02/351/392/521414846
ne91126118019735066935235294227100/09/3160/3913/520415157
abstraction#l69343466715021910080114502061/06/134/437/521917148
abstraction#n383203285303269597114002870/03/427/525/330013428
SSTAT WARRIOR48265501041303308244105423100/01/445/657/7165101311
ST5092812825631087527921333928031/010/4106/6519/722813539
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon125951512400228832267360/00/015/100/1DDKKDKDKDKKDKX/KDK/KKKKKKDDD
30s to happiness1701241710502127492159820/00/017/82/1DKK/KKKTKDKDTDKDKKKKKDKDKDKKD
nejm'stinyasshole1368615112014279516561540/00/114/82/0KK/KKDDXDXTKDKK/KDK/KKKDKK/KD
ne144305473311037842760822720/00/146/264/2
abstraction#l2047315400516222373540/00/03/90/3X/DDK/DK/DDDDDDXK/D/
abstraction#n3562720100516972685680/01/05/151/0/DDDDD/DKKD/KDDKDDD/KKDK/DD
SSTAT WARRIOR578216284026276333691270/00/016/202/2K/KDTK/DD/DKKKDKDKDKKDDDKDDDDDDDKDDTKD/DKDK/K/
ST37191266390216608284272490/01/024/443/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon13389161250062578212300/01/014/61/0DK/K/KKKKDK/KK/KDK/K/KDKKKDD
30s to happiness86311210011582199700/00/00/91/2DD/DDDDDDKDDD
nejm'stinyasshole66721015200424441967180/00/06/90/2KDKKK/DKDKKDKDK/D/KDDDDD/
ne6922427398001166046087180/01/020/242/4
abstraction#l8364101230051791202800/00/08/52/0DDDK/KKDDK/K//KKDKK/DK
abstraction#n5386815100726162102360/00/07/61/0KKDD/K/DDDD/KDD/K/KK/K/
SSTAT WARRIOR585010172005168024741060/00/19/91/2KKDDDDKDKKDDDK/KDK/DD//KD/K
ST65200284460017608766041420/00/124/204/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon240461252003143566500/02/010/20/0KDK/KK/KKKK/KKKKD
30s to happiness100386610021143103300/01/23/12/1K/DDK/KKKKDD
nejm'stinyasshole121218000365591200/00/11/30/1DD/K//DDD
ne11796191930083233261000/03/314/62/2
abstraction#l37233820025471131180/03/10/50/0D/DDDDKDKK/
abstraction#n222629001110351213440/00/22/51/1/TKDDDDKDDDD
SSTAT WARRIOR8533672002102888900/00/05/51/1DKXK/K/KDDDKDK
ST48821124401526103233620/03/37/152/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon120266520031131748180/00/15/11/0/K/K/KDDKKK
30s to happiness1621160012463621170/10/02/30/0/DDTD/KD
nejm'stinyasshole125375400011094963360/00/05/40/0DKDKKKKDX/
ne87841215201626882332710/10/112/81/0
abstraction#l571747200284198301/00/03/50/0K/DKDKD/KDD
abstraction#n4222370014863914270/00/04/30/0/KTD/K//KDD
SSTAT WARRIOR2810270003628791580/01/01/40/1DXDDDK//K/
ST4249921201923322688851/01/08/120/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon1118619171006310528351320/02/117/100/2/KKD/KK/DDDKKKDXKDKK/KKDKK/KKD/DDKXKKD
30s to happiness4791102110210201023651450/00/110/62/4KK//DDK/K/D/DK/DT/K//D/DKKDDTKKDD
nejm'stinyasshole100971616300634692476720/01/115/80/1K/DK/KK/KKDDKDKKDKK/DKKDK/K/DDDK
ne86274455450222858476763490/03/342/242/7
abstraction#l8711014163023336130481160/01/011/134/1DDKKKD//KDDDDK/TKKKDKDKKKDTDDKDKX
abstraction#n38778210008217025171040/02/15/131/1/D/K///K//DDDXDKDDDDXKDKD/KKDKD
SSTAT WARRIOR349010295011021453019190/00/29/172/0/DD/DD/K/K/DDK/K/DD//DDDDDKDDKKDDKDK/KTD
ST53277326680321767685842390/03/325/437/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
30s to Damon15011112840051613153400/01/010/31/0KDK//KD/K/KKDKKKK/KK
30s to happiness369571900082135160400/00/26/81/1/KD//D/KD//K/D/DKDDDKDDDKK
nejm'stinyasshole11072111020021951149700/01/010/70/1DKK/DDKDD/KKDKKDDKKKK
ne992783037600155699463500/02/226/182/2
abstraction#l13382129100219181887180/02/09/61/1K/KDK/KKKKDDKKKKKDDDD
abstraction#n304741310111216196980/00/14/101/1DDD/DDDKTDKKDKDDDD
SSTAT WARRIOR37061600040000/00/15/101/1/KD/DKK/DDKKDXDDDDKDD/
ST671292238201731343856260/02/218/263/3

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Player Chats
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: yw apricot
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: je t'aime
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: :):
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: i feel the madness in the air
SSTAT WARRIOR [Warmup]: !D
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:42]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:42]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
nejm'stinyasshole [8:39]: gg
[7:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:55]: focking no coms
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:54]: ...
[6:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:53]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:53]: where is he ??
abstraction#l [5:57]: nice
[5:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:53]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[4:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:55
abstraction#n [Intermission]: carryedbyapricot.jpg XD
abstraction#n [Intermission]: 2bad my dmgleading works only at mixes
[7:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:04]: i revive
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:03]: yea gg
[6:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:18]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:18]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:09]: no way
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:09]: ...
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:07]: lo
[5:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
abstraction#n [4:19]: XD
[4:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
nejm'stinyasshole [2:13]: wd
[1:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[0:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[0:13]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:13]: FIGHT!
[0:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
nejm'stinyasshole [0:00]: nice bug
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: ;)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:55)
30s to happiness [Intermission]: nice bug
30s to happiness [Intermission]: wp
abstraction#l [Intermission]: ??
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: bug sure
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: .....
abstraction#l [Intermission]: what bug
30s to happiness [Intermission]: gg
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: LOL
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: i lagged down
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: u kidding me?
abstraction#n [Intermission]: keep the good mood :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: happiness guy
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: couldn't shot u
nejm'stinyasshole [Warmup]: u know when it open and u pause it won't open fully
abstraction#n [Countdown]: causeu can close it when its not
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: i paused cause i lagged and i swear it
abstraction#l [Countdown]: well u wouldnt have made it anyway.. but sry
abstraction#l [Countdown]: didnt know
[8:59]: The Doors are opening!!
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:37]: focking
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:36]: mates
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:36]: of shit
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:35]: ...
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:33]: cant shot anyuone
abstraction#n [8:33]: :'D
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:13]: now
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:12]: lowness
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:11]: gg
[6:35]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:24
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: vs
abstraction#n [Intermission]: shit time
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: bs
abstraction#n [Intermission]: to be honest
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: shit time
abstraction#n [Warmup]: ye
abstraction#n [Warmup]: its not a solid roll
abstraction#l [Countdown]: <Fruits-Apricot> CAUSE U ARE SHIT AND I M PRO
abstraction#l [Countdown]: <Fruits-Apricot> are you focking saurus?
abstraction#l [Countdown]: <Fruits-Apricot> shit nerds
abstraction#l [Countdown]: <Fruits-Apricot> focknig retarded
abstraction#l [Countdown]: <Fruits-Apricot> it's even more retarded
abstraction#l [Countdown]: <Fruits-Apricot> u dont win for shit
SSTAT WARRIOR [2:35]: pffff
[2:05]: The Doors are opening!!
abstraction#l [0:18]: gg
nejm'stinyasshole [0:16]: GG
[0:15]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:09 (original: 3:24)
abstraction#n [Intermission]: XD?
abstraction#n [Intermission]: wtf with switching my weap to pistol
30s to happiness [Warmup]: apri u should stop doing that shit
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: stfu
30s to happiness [Countdown]: first the pause.. now the swap
[10:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
30s to Damon [10:48]: the fuck
[10:48]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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SSTAT WARRIOR [10:48]: team of debiles
[10:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:48]: .........
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nejm'stinyasshole [10:48]: xD
[10:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:48]: FIGHT!
abstraction#n [10:36]: fuck that i havent binds for pause :S
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:28]: nice oe
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:28]: u apre i
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:26]: u pro
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:26]: man
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:46]: no brain FTW
SSTAT WARRIOR [9:40]: pieces os hit
[9:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:39]: omfg
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:36]: piece of shit
SSTAT WARRIOR [8:35]: .....
[8:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:31]: SSTAT WARRIORcalled a vote.
[8:30]: Vote cancelled
[8:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:36]: fock off
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:35]: i m alone
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:34]: vs 3
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:17]: wtf
SSTAT WARRIOR [7:16]: is this
[7:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
nejm'stinyasshole [6:22]: xd
[6:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
nejm'stinyasshole [6:21]: nejm
nejm'stinyasshole [6:20]: XD
[6:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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abstraction#n [6:01]: ?
[6:01]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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30s to Damon [6:01]: supna's mom raged xDDDDDDDDDD
30s to happiness [6:01]: xD
[6:01]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
30s to happiness [6:01]: i can't describe
30s to happiness [6:01]: hat rage
30s to happiness [6:01]: that*
abstraction#n [6:01]: he's mature so wtf
[6:01]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: are u serious
30s to happiness [6:01]: neverheard some1 sooooooooo mad
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: lol
30s to Damon [6:01]: it's like hate+rage
30s to happiness [6:01]: holy shit
30s to happiness [6:01]: smashing keyboaard and shit
30s to Damon [6:01]: xDDDDDD
30s to happiness [6:01]: XD
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: i bet i was more mad on adler
[6:01]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
abstraction#n [6:01]: lol, she saw him being bad
30s to Damon [6:01]: NO SHIT MAN
[6:01]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
abstraction#n [6:01]: adler was missunderstanding, apricot just let u get obj XD
[6:01]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: they said they got 2 @spawn way
[6:01]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
abstraction#n [6:01]: no, 2 spawnway
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: ... and not
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: fokc
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: this shit
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SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: i need 3 guys like me
30s to happiness [6:01]: THIS ALARM IS KILLING ME
30s to happiness [6:01]: XD
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: u wuldn't stand more than 5 mins on each map
[6:01]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
abstraction#n [6:01]: let him fcking go back
30s to happiness [6:01]: "That was satin mAn"
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: i know what i do
30s to happiness [6:01]: XD
30s to happiness [6:01]: HAHAHA
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: i know i will win
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: i know it
[6:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:01]: it's like that
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[6:01]: FIGHT!
[6:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
abstraction#n [6:01]: so get merc
abstraction#n [6:01]: maybe base
abstraction#n [6:01]: similar skills
[6:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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abstraction#n [6:01]: is she gonna stop
abstraction#n [6:01]: or
[6:01]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
abstraction#n [6:01]: so?
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abstraction#n [6:01]: sa
abstraction#n [6:01]: gsn
abstraction#n [6:01]: hm
abstraction#n [6:01]: a
[6:01]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
abstraction#n [6:01]: no, you
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[6:01]: FIGHT!
[4:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
abstraction#l [4:05]: .........
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[4:05]: FIGHT!
[3:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:58]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:01
[9:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:22]: wtf
abstraction#n [6:22]: WTF!?
30s to Damon [6:19]: gg
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
nejm'stinyasshole [5:35]: cmon
[5:34]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[5:34]: FIGHT!
[4:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
abstraction#l [4:58]: fuck this shit
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[4:58]: FIGHT!
SSTAT WARRIOR [4:08]: focking low
[4:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
abstraction#n [3:54]: fucking retards
[3:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:46]: focking
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:45]: 999
abstraction#l [3:38]: nice to play with 2 retards
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:30]: focking lows
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:29]: ......
30s to Damon [3:18]: gg
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:13]: pieces of shit
SSTAT WARRIOR [3:12]: ....
[2:44]: SSTAT WARRIOR disconnected
[2:40]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:20 (original: 10:01)
30s to Damon [Intermission]: G3G3
[Intermission]: abstraction#l disconnected
30s to Damon [Intermission]: CU
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: cheers nejm
[Intermission]: 30s to Damon disconnected
nejm'stinyasshole [Intermission]: 'solid roll'
[Intermission]: 30s to happiness disconnected
abstraction#n [Intermission]: cheers

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.