Doctor vs Pornstars (4749 views)

de Mabuse
de Ers
de Lagz
us hobbit
us vein
ca Empty

CB ET 3on3 OC Fall 2013
Fifth League
LB Round 1

Brackets
23.12.13 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Empty@pornst*r 77 kills
Killing Spree Empty@pornst*r 7 frags without being killed
Accountant Empty@pornst*r 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! +Ers 19 gibs
...and stay dead! +Ers 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Empty@pornst*r 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! +Mabuse 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer hobbit@pornst*r 195 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! +Mabuse 225 damage per frag
What objective? Empty@pornst*r 489 XP
Red Shirt +Mabuse 94 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? vein@pornst*r 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Empty@pornst*r 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut +Lagz 2 team kills
Gingerbread man vein@pornst*r 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hobbit@pornst*r76451628114101911523114321340/02/556/494/818613946
vein@pornst*r8045063799003012591101891260/00/259/394/8200129512
Empty@pornst*r104489777417001515225127501080/03/168/554/319817276
@pornst*r86139020223440106439339343713680/05/1183/5512/319514758
+Lagz65419558517022510249123332030/01/252/534/518614537
+Mabuse64466619418101912899135821540/03/045/7013/5211143310
+Ers65391548319011511223134241970/04/348/623/320816236
+Ers65127617026254135934371393395540/08/3145/6220/320215038
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hobbit@pornst*r605591510061763196100/00/18/71/1KD/KK//K/KKDDK/DDDDDKK/D
vein@pornst*r9276131410072603141900/00/012/51/2K/D/D/KK/DKKDK/K//KKKKDDKKD
Empty@pornst*r11478161410032731218700/00/013/113/0DD/KKKKKDKDDKK/KK/KKDKDKDDDKKD
@pornst*r892093843300167097556700/00/133/235/3
+Lagz73751115100417192438360/00/010/81/3DKK/D//DDKKKDD/KDDDKKDKKDK
+Mabuse3097723300518212481360/00/05/172/1K//DDDDDKKDD/DDD/DDDK/KDKDKDDD
+Ers75109912600320272178180/01/08/80/1KD/KDDDKDDKDD/KK/KKDK
+Ers59281275010001255677097900/01/023/333/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hobbit@pornst*r2958517100314592436180/00/14/101/3DDKK//DDDDK/KDDKDDDDDD
vein@pornst*r3390618100924351694180/00/16/80/0DK/KD/KK/KD/D////DDDD/KD
Empty@pornst*r113911715400529072498180/00/017/100/0/KDK/DDKKDKK/K/KK/DKKDKDKDKDKKKD
@pornst*r5823928506001768016628540/00/227/281/3
+Lagz618911187001021771950120/01/09/71/1DD/DK/K/K/K/DDDD/K/K/K/K/KDKK
+Mabuse6067915000724452474180/00/09/80/0/K/DDD/K/DD/KDKDK/KK/KDK
+Ers8665131560032006237700/01/010/122/0KKK/KDD/KDK/KKDDKDKDKDKDKDDD
+Ers69221334813002066286801300/02/028/273/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hobbit@pornst*r1575111741011513119000/00/010/51/1KDSKDK/KDKDKDKDKKKK
vein@pornst*r7067710300114161401540/00/17/80/0KDDKDD/DDKDKDKKKD
Empty@pornst*r300103186400026791672360/02/015/51/1KDKKKKKKKDKDKKKKDKKKDKDK
@pornst*r17622136231110256084263900/02/132/182/2
+Lagz2354313000210941571540/00/02/111/0KDDD/D/DKDDDKDDD
+Mabuse6949913010115511901180/01/07/101/2KDKDDXKDDDK/DKKKSDKDDDK
+Ers60509151011161821361390/00/29/111/1DKDDKDTKK/KDKDDKDDKDDDKDD
+Ers5115321411114426356082110/01/218/323/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hobbit@pornst*r8110491120061607908620/00/18/41/0DK//D//KK/KDKK/KKDKD
vein@pornst*r1778516910052248146100/00/014/32/1KKKK/KKKKK/KDK/DK/KK/KDKD
Empty@pornst*r757291240022302217300/01/08/90/1KDDKDDK/KKKKKDDD/DDKD
@pornst*r11126134327001361574542620/01/130/163/2
+Lagz5851712000113631928180/00/16/101/0KDDDDKDDDKD/KDDKKDK
+Mabuse336351510031396172100/00/04/101/2K/DKDDKDKDDDD//KDDDD
+Ers585071210011783250800/01/06/100/1D/DDDDKDDKKDKDKDDKK
+Ers501641939200545426157180/01/116/302/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hobbit@pornst*r60861220500123503010540/02/110/150/3DKKKDDDDDDKDDKKDDDKDKD/DKDDDDKKK
vein@pornst*r70841217100621652546540/00/012/80/3DKKKKDKKK/DK/DDK/D///KDDDKKDD
Empty@pornst*r6995913300225932074540/00/07/110/0KK/DDKDDKKDKDKKDDDK/DD
@pornst*r6626533509009710876301620/02/129/340/6
+Lagz115961513601522382276420/00/116/70/0KKDDDTKK/K/KDKDK/K/DKKK/KKDKD
+Mabuse106991615700230642613820/01/09/136/0DDKKKDXKDKDKDKKD/KDK/KDKDKKDKKDD
+Ers58721017200523282219400/00/110/100/0DDDDKKDKDK/D/DKKDD/K/KDK/KD
+Ers932674145150112763071081640/01/235/306/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hobbit@pornst*r14597161110022831192700/00/116/80/0KKDKKDDKKDKKDK/DKDKKKK/KDKD
vein@pornst*r814891120021724166800/00/08/71/2K/DDKDKKKD/DDKDKKDKD
Empty@pornst*r575081410032013214600/00/18/90/1DDDKDKK/DDKDDK/KDDKK/D
@pornst*r94195333640076568574100/00/232/241/3
+Lagz5754814301316582170410/00/09/100/1DK/K/KKDDDDDTKK/KDDDKDD
+Mabuse11591151370012622239200/01/011/123/0DKKDKD/DKDKKDDKDKKKDDKKDDKKK
+Ers504561230021461200600/01/05/110/0KDK/DKDDXKDDDD/KKDD
+Ers7419029391301657416568410/02/025/333/1

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Player Chats
+Mabuse [Warmup]: ReadY
hobbit@pornst*r [Warmup]: gl hf
+Ers [Warmup]: smae
+Ers [Warmup]: same
vein@pornst*r [Countdown]: hf
+Lagz [Countdown]: gl hf
+Mabuse [Countdown]: hf
[11:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Empty@pornst*r [7:50]: lol
[7:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
+Ers [4:21]: GG
Empty@pornst*r [4:18]: unhit with this shit ping
+Mabuse [3:15]: =D
[3:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:45
+Ers [Intermission]: ^^
+Mabuse [Warmup]: ReadY
[7:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:37]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Empty@pornst*r [4:46]: pussy
[4:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Empty@pornst*r [3:32]: awdjawdj
[1:43]: The Allied Truck is in position!
+Ers [0:48]: ÏÏ
+Mabuse [0:42]: wp
[0:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:07]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:45)
[11:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:34]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:10]: FIGHT!
[6:56]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:40]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:19
+Mabuse [Warmup]: ReadY
[5:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:50]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
Empty@pornst*r [4:11]: wtf
[3:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:40]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Empty@pornst*r [0:38]: .
[0:08]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:19)
+Mabuse [Warmup]: ReadY
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:03]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:42]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:42]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:57]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:57]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Empty@pornst*r [3:17]: fuck this lag duyde
[3:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Empty@pornst*r [3:14]: seriously
Empty@pornst*r [3:09]: cant even walk through a door
[2:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:33]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:26
+Mabuse [Warmup]: ReadY
vein@pornst*r [8:25]: wtf
[8:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Empty@pornst*r [5:40]: wtf
[5:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
vein@pornst*r [5:06]: wtf
[5:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Empty@pornst*r [2:46]: lol..
[2:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:23]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[2:23]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:02 (original: 9:26)
+Mabuse [Intermission]: wp
Empty@pornst*r [Intermission]: gg
+Mabuse [Intermission]: bye guys
hobbit@pornst*r [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: hobbit@pornst*r disconnected
[Intermission]: +Mabuse disconnected
[Intermission]: Empty@pornst*r disconnected
[Intermission]: vein@pornst*r disconnected

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