robertdonkeys vs Alpha Males (2427 views)

fi froxe
fi vokki
at DrLagAlot
fi pupup0x
fi niKoj
fi fatcat
06.01.14 19:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat 44 kills
Killing Spree RD/jrkko 8 frags without being killed
Accountant RD/jrkko 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! RD/froxe 10 gibs
...and stay dead! AAMUJA!pupup0x 50% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning RD/froxe 37 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! RD/jrkko 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer RD/froxe 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! AAMUJA!pupup0x 305 damage per frag
What objective? RD/jrkko 335 XP
Red Shirt AAMUJA!pupup0x 60 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? AAMUJA!pupup0x 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore RD/DrLagAlot 190 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut RD/froxe 1 team kills
Gingerbread man AAMUJA!pupup0x 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
RD/froxe952814142101117766458841370/03/037/242/118713744
RD/DrLagAlot7930630386019763270113120/02/325/264/125418547
RD/jrkko9533541427111380736799960/01/135/276/319715885
RD/9092211212223233923369196945450/06/197/2712/321316055
AAMUJA!pupup0x23164146070018397374561290/00/514/320/628412428
AAMUJA!jkN49221255170114581566761730/00/025/341/323313135
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat8628944511000189303838900/04/137/303/221116445
AAMUJA!516748316224015019091225213020/04/176/304/224314036
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RD/froxe617211183118261223191370/00/010/102/0/KDTK/K/KK/SK/KDD/KDKDDDD/K/KDD
RD/DrLagAlot861221315100431182730620/02/110/91/1KDKKK//D/KKDDDKKKKDDDDK/KKDD
RD/jrkko941261617300637093229540/01/014/101/2KDK/XDKDKD/D/KD/DKDD/KDKKKKKKKK/KD
RD/80320405071118943982782530/03/134/294/3
AAMUJA!pupup0x2084525400815072741310/00/25/120/3KDDD/DK/D///DDDK/DDDDD/KKDD/DD
AAMUJA!jkN45108920300730353325360/00/08/131/0DKDD/KDDKK//D/K//D/KDKDDDDDKK
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat105129181750073736337300/01/116/91/0K//DD/KD/DKKK/KKDKK/KDKKKK/DKDDDKKK
AAMUJA!57321326212002282789439670/01/329/342/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RD/froxe8581121440042436223800/01/011/90/1KDKKDKK/D//KDK/KKDDKDKDDKD
RD/DrLagAlot4674613201421562255840/00/07/90/0K/D//DDDK/DDDKDTDKKK
RD/jrkko1181301311200522721377360/00/010/73/0KKKD/K/D/KKK/DDKXK/DKKKDK
RD/83285313880113686458701200/01/028/253/1
AAMUJA!pupup0x193842110097872283980/00/14/90/2DD/DD//KDDDDK/D/K/DD/D/K/
AAMUJA!jkN76791013300521502074180/00/010/70/1DKK/K/DKK/D/KDKKKDK/DDD
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat6475111710062933250700/00/010/111/0DKDDDK/K/KD/DKK/KKD/DK/DKKDD
AAMUJA!53192255150020587068641160/00/124/271/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RD/froxe17559743000107562100/00/07/40/0KDDKKDKKDKK
RD/DrLagAlot120576510011530102100/00/25/31/0KKDDDDK/KXKK
RD/jrkko7146570112872100060/00/14/42/0DKKD/D/DKKSTKD
RD/122162181641133477264260/00/316/113/0
AAMUJA!pupup0x601835100168695200/00/03/50/0DKKDDK/DX
AAMUJA!jkN2734311101163012771190/00/04/80/2KDDDKDDD/KDDTDD
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat87437810041326124800/03/04/30/1K/KK/K/KK/DDDKD
AAMUJA!589513243016264234771190/03/011/160/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
RD/froxe183691160005154170600/02/09/10/0/KK/KKKK//K/KKKKD
RD/DrLagAlot1005355200082810051660/00/03/52/0KDKDDKKDDK
RD/jrkko100337720001220119300/00/07/60/1KKDKDDDKKDDKKD
RD/12815523184005358929041660/02/019/122/1
AAMUJA!pupup0x2224291000993148000/00/22/60/1DKDDDDDKDDD
AAMUJA!jkN4203700010000/00/03/60/0DKDDK/KDDD
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat88428930011308126100/00/07/71/1DKDDKDKK/DKKDDKDK
AAMUJA!5166132540022301274100/00/212/191/2

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Player Chats
[8:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:56]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:26]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
RD/froxe [2:45]: mitä D:
[0:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:34
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [Countdown]: HR^stRay: Who are you 2 never heard of you wtf
[9:51]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:09]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:37]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[6:06]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [5:37]: :----D
[5:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:18]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:16 (original: 11:34)
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [Intermission]: GG
AAMUJA!pupup0x [Warmup]: max 10 min jaksan kokonaisuudessaa tätä mappia pelata
AAMUJA!pupup0x [Warmup]: kummatki rundit yhteenlaskettuna
[11:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[11:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:32]: FIGHT!
[11:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:00]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [10:57]: gg elisa
[10:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
RD/jrkko [9:34]: :(
[9:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
RD/DrLagAlot [9:02]: le derp herp
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [8:59]: kobajaki: Cant be mad at retards, theyre special
[8:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [8:18]: :----D
[8:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [7:43]: natsi ddossaa
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [7:42]: gg
AAMUJA!jkN [7:40]: :::DDDdDdDdddddDD
[7:02]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:57
RD/DrLagAlot [Warmup]: this froxe guy
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [Warmup]: amazing
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [Warmup]: ly bad
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [4:08]: :----D
[3:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[2:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:16]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[0:45]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[0:07]: asd disconnected
RD/froxe [0:04]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:57)
AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: AAMUJA!AlmostFatnoCat disconnected
[Intermission]: RD/froxe disconnected
AAMUJA!pupup0x [Intermission]: naku ei kest'ny
[Intermission]: AAMUJA!pupup0x disconnected

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