neds vs Alpha Males (2341 views)

fr Ange
fr Senty
fr Tiger
fi antzi
fi fat
fi naku
07.01.14 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth aM naku 48 kills
Killing Spree aM skruf 6 frags without being killed
Accountant aM skruf 96% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Ange #Neds 16 gibs
...and stay dead! Ange #Neds 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning aM naku 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SnTy #Neds 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer aM skruf 150 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Tiger #Neds 229 damage per frag
What objective? Ange #Neds 308 XP
Red Shirt Tiger #Neds 60 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Tiger #Neds 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Ange #Neds 152 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SnTy #Neds 2 team kills
Gingerbread man aM skruf 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Tiger #Neds52225316080010689082622050/02/427/391/6222138310
SnTy #Neds64296396012129698275822180/02/029/4810/317912436
Ange #Neds76308385016021679067367280/03/134/333/120814739
#Neds6382910817036143521778232114510/07/190/3314/120313638
aM skruf9627844468001865586239940/03/436/213/314913664
aM naku91295485316001379897367360/01/141/325/716613955
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis74256425711001786648172760/01/240/341/320614344
aM8682913415635004823211217782060/05/2117/349/317413954
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger #Neds58721017400421542555580/01/19/100/3KDDDKDK/KD/K/DD/KDDKDDDDKKKX
SnTy #Neds739314194026216422622000/02/010/144/0/TDKKD/K/DKD/KKDDKXDK/KKDDDDDDKKK/TK
Ange #Neds4778817201523802318260/01/08/120/1K/XDDDK/K/DTKDKK/DKKD/DDDDD
#Neds592433253100315669871352840/04/127/364/4
aM skruf88921517200824342216180/00/214/71/0//KD/K/DK/D/KDKKKKD/KKDDK/KKKDKD
aM naku6497111760052379201000/01/19/91/2DK/DKDK/KDDKDDDDDKK/K/KKK/DD
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis7583121650052322247200/00/111/91/1DKK/K/KDDKDDK//DDKDKK/KKKDDD
aM76272385013001871356698180/01/434/253/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger #Neds3869821200321812855390/00/17/141/2DDDDDKDDKKDDKDDK/DKD//KDDDKD
SnTy #Neds5282112111021883202700/00/09/162/2/KDDKK/KKDDDKDKDXDDDDDKDDDKDKDKS
Ange #Neds94115161780172791242120/02/014/101/0KDK/KK/KD/KDDDKD/DTKK/DKDKKK/K/KDK
#Neds61266355911111268557303410/02/130/404/4
aM skruf80781215400517762071360/00/111/70/2KD/K/KKDDKDKDD/K/KK/DKDKDD
aM naku1371052216300523952210360/00/017/94/2KDKKDK/DKD/KKDKKKDKK/DK/KDKDDKKKKKDK/
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis63831219200531322574400/01/111/130/0K/DDDDKKDKDKKK//DDKKD/K/DKDKDDD
aM93266465090015730368551120/01/239/294/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger #Neds4149512200214681745540/00/14/90/0K/DDDD/DDDDKDKDKK
SnTy #Neds6471914400117201980180/00/06/123/1DKDDDDKK/KDKKDDKDDDDKKD
Ange #Neds706071030021567158600/00/16/71/0KD/KDKDDKDDDDKK/K
#Neds581802136900547555311720/00/216/284/1
aM skruf18372116100313111047400/02/08/21/1K/DKKKKKK/KK/KDKD
aM naku8452111350022132186800/00/011/90/2DDKKDKK/KDKDDKDK/KKKDDDD
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis6949913200618681840360/00/09/50/1KKD/K/K/DK/DKDK/KDK/DD
aM11217331328001153114755760/02/028/161/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Tiger #Neds8035810000110871107540/01/17/60/1DDKDKDKDDKDKK/KDDK
SnTy #Neds83505630001215131300/00/04/61/0DKKDDKKDDKD
Ange #Neds116557630021168104200/00/06/41/0KK/KKDK/DKKDD
#Neds931402022600334703462540/01/117/162/1
aM skruf7536681002103790500/01/13/51/0K/KDKDDKDDKD/K
aM naku57414720011083127900/00/04/50/1DDKDKK/DDKD
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis100419920011342128600/00/09/70/1D/KKDKDKDKDKDKDKKD
aM77118192450043462347000/01/116/171/2

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Player Chats
SnTy #Neds [Warmup]: can you rup?
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [Warmup]: waiting on scrub
Ange #Neds [Countdown]: Hf
[11:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:23]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:36]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:23
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [Warmup]: Antzi winning dmg
aM skruf [Warmup]: :^)
aM skruf [Warmup]: :^)
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [Warmup]: probably quiting et now
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [Countdown]: ggs had fun
[8:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:19]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:19]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:19]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:19]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[8:19]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:19]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:19]: FIGHT!
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [7:53]: :----D
aM skruf [7:31]: :^)
[6:51]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [0:56]: vihun taso on patonki
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [0:55]: gg
aM skruf [0:51]: :^)
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [0:13]: WANTED TO SMOKE
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [0:10]: WHY U LITTLE
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [0:08]: GRRR
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:23)
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [Countdown]: HR^stRay: Who are you 2 never heard of you wtf
Ange #Neds [Countdown]: wut
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:45]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:45]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
aM skruf [9:41]: good pack :XD
aM skruf [9:39]: s
aM skruf [9:38]: *
[9:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [5:39]: :----D
SnTy #Neds [5:36]: LO
[5:36]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:36]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:23
aM skruf [Intermission]: :DDDDX
SnTy #Neds [Intermission]: TLOL
SnTy #Neds [Intermission]: DID YOU SEE ME AT BUTTON,
SnTy #Neds [Warmup]: omg
SnTy #Neds [Warmup]: no
SnTy #Neds [Warmup]: ,p
[5:38]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:59]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:42]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:42]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:41 (original: 6:23)
Ange #Neds [Intermission]: gg
aM skruf [Intermission]: wp :)
aM/Fappercatkuusysiviis [Intermission]: gg

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