eXecutors vs 30 seconds to MARS (3170 views)

fi LORDI
si m1tja
pl upload
ro Damon
nl GiZmOoO
be SupNa
18.01.14 20:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [B] byquu 28 kills
Killing Spree GiZmOoO FROM MARS 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [B] byquu 133% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Damon FROM MARS 9 gibs
...and stay dead! Damon FROM MARS 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [B] byquu 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [B] byquu 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [B] LORDI 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SupNa FROM MARS 437 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO FROM MARS 199 XP
Red Shirt Damon FROM MARS 26 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [B] M1TJA 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [B] byquu 250 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [B] byquu 1 team kills
Gingerbread man [B] byquu 9 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[B] M1TJA44731125201327633619880/00/110/192/125114528
[B] LORDI801152025300434874422180/01/218/181/317417743
[B] byquu1331742821201960343537910/01/125/113/021616852
[B] 8336259717021612284115781970/02/153/116/021416344
GiZmOoO FROM MARS951992021800536583566620/00/218/142/118317065
Damon FROM MARS851412226900338124476180/02/018/202/317317234
SupNa FROM MARS521411325301541084242420/02/011/180/231617034
FROM MARS76481557220011311578122841220/04/047/184/222417144
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[B] M1TJA28262710109721185700/00/02/61/0DKDDDDKDTD
[B] LORDI1334486000012641393180/01/17/60/1DDKKXKKDDDKKKDKX
[B] byquu1124198101518511194310/01/07/32/0DT/KKK/KKDK/K/KK/D
[B] 9111119212025408737721190/02/116/153/1
GiZmOoO FROM MARS62635820011251122980/00/24/51/0KK/KKDDDDDKDD
Damon FROM MARS44324920021070159400/00/04/50/2/DDKDDKK/DDDK
SupNa FROM MARS87437820031451126400/01/05/40/1K/D/DKKKKDDDK/K
FROM MARS64138162560063772408780/01/213/141/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[B] M1TJA2521312100110291381180/00/03/100/1DD/DDDDDKKDDKDD
[B] LORDI603761010011081168000/00/16/70/1DDKDDK/KDKDKDDDK
[B] byquu14257107000219551268420/00/19/41/0D/K/KKDDKDKKDKKKK
[B] 761151929200440654329600/00/218/211/2
GiZmOoO FROM MARS2758311450011431998540/00/010/31/0KK/KKDKKKKKKKDD
Damon FROM MARS100531010200114081599180/01/08/81/1KK/KDKDKDKDDKKDKDDKD
SupNa FROM MARS44544910021490146800/01/03/70/0K/DDKKDD/DDKD
FROM MARS1401902523800443294065720/02/021/182/1
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[B] M1TJA1501332000118362500/00/03/10/0K/DKK
[B] LORDI752634100267969000/00/03/20/0/K/DKDK
[B] byquu50052511000114257000/00/05/10/0DKKKKK
[B] 2429111720032004188500/00/011/40/0
GiZmOoO FROM MARS401825000251063300/00/02/30/0K/KDD/D
Damon FROM MARS25914100050660900/00/01/40/0DKDDD
SupNa FROM MARS252114000086976200/00/01/40/0DDKDD
FROM MARS304841310021885200400/00/04/110/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[B] M1TJA751334000157942800/00/12/21/0K/KDDKD
[B] LORDI60835100146365900/00/02/31/1K/DDKKDD
[B] byquu80244500021086505180/00/04/30/0K/DKD/KKD
[B] 72451014100421281592180/00/18/82/1
GiZmOoO FROM MARS503524100146670600/00/02/30/1DD/KXDK
Damon FROM MARS2334773400082867400/01/05/31/0DKKKDKKKKD
SupNa FROM MARS2523140010298748420/00/02/30/1DKTDDD
FROM MARS1031051011501115922128420/01/09/91/2

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Player Chats
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: rup now
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: we are LAN proof'd
[B] byquu [Warmup]: ye i was siting next to mystic
[B] byquu [Warmup]: hes my friend
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: my mate actually texted mystic in real life and got reply to his config
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: funny shit :D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: whoa so cool
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i dont give a fuck man xDD
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: XD
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: no its not cool but its funny
SupNa FROM MARS [Warmup]: /cg_teamchatonly 1
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: damage = skill nice kankerkurwabraincubigmacyesimmad
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: damage = skill nice kankerkurwabraincubigmacyesimmad
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: ye
[B] byquu [Warmup]: anyway guys
[B] byquu [Warmup]: get face and muscles
[B] byquu [Warmup]: now rup
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: xD idd
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: get face?
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: man
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: gizmo do u got muscles
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: arnold is muscular and he has face
[B] byquu [Warmup]: :XD
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: still everyone hate on him
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: idk why
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: gg
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: :D
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: :/
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i dont have much muscles but got face
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: cu
[B] byquu [Warmup]: cu
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: face>muscles
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: so ill lay the smackdown on ur weak ass
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: muscles > face
SupNa FROM MARS [Warmup]: /cg_teamchatsonly 1
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: well i think your still skinny and less than 80kg
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: so
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: cu
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: ye shut up and rup
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: xD
[B] byquu [Warmup]: u have to write it in console supna fucking newschooler
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: yes im 40kg
[11:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[B] byquu [11:06]: :XD
[B] LORDI [11:00]: :D
[B] LORDI [11:00]: :D
[B] LORDI [10:58]: :D
[B] M1TJA [10:57]: WTF
[10:55]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:55]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[B] M1TJA [10:43]: u had no head
[B] M1TJA [10:39]: i must see it on replay really
[B] LORDI [10:39]: ye unhit gizmo :D
[B] M1TJA [10:38]: xD
[10:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [10:35]: Xdd
[10:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[B] byquu [9:55]: soz4ownage
[9:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[B] LORDI [9:53]: :D
[B] LORDI [9:52]: soz4ownage
[9:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[B] LORDI [9:03]: :D
[B] LORDI [9:03]: :D
[B] byquu [9:00]: soz4ownage
[8:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[B] LORDI [8:52]: :D
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[B] LORDI [8:04]: soz4ownage
[7:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:24]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:35
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: hhehe
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: G3G3
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: insult us plz
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: for anger skill boost
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: im not like that sorry
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: that was for warmup now serious
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: shoutout azur
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: i always insult purely for that reason (
[B] LORDI [Countdown]: (:
[B] byquu [4:02]: soz4ownage
[B] LORDI [4:01]: soz4ownage
[3:51]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[B] M1TJA [3:13]: XD
[B] LORDI [1:08]: :D
[B] LORDI [0:37]: :D
[B] M1TJA [0:24]: his nade
[B] byquu [0:01]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:35)
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: play 3rd map now?
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: or ufo first?
[B] M1TJA [Intermission]: my dmg is like the date of azur's bday
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: xD
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: the year*
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: 21:09:49 ??? Join: Elviss (webchat@chi183.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl)
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: shoutout timbolina
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: the return of the king
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: :D
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: rup
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: guys rup fast or forfeit Aniky told me
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: houd je bek teringaap
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: stop eating shit all the time
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: but its healthy
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: u talking to azur right?
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: and good for my colon
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: just dont whine for once
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: we will ready up if we are
[B] byquu [Warmup]: rdy up please
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: but we got no all day
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i know
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: gonna play more offis before going sleep
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: you still need to paly 45849 offis
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: >D
[B] byquu [Warmup]: LOL
[B] byquu [Warmup]: u are talking about playing milion offis
[B] byquu [Warmup]: :XD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i got a legit reason for it the last few weeks
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: gg
[B] LORDI [Countdown]: millions? man 45849 isnt millions
[B] byquu [Countdown]: it is
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[B] M1TJA [11:26]: soz4ownage
[B] LORDI [11:25]: :D
[11:18]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [10:08]: xd
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [9:30]: xD
[9:24]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:37
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: zZZzz
[B] byquu [Intermission]: im 10x better than mitja
SupNa FROM MARS [Intermission]: map not in mappool lol forfeit
SupNa FROM MARS [Warmup]: map not in mappool lol forfeit
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: lol forfeit :S
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[B] M1TJA [Warmup]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[B] byquu [Warmup]: soz4ownage
[B] LORDI [Warmup]: soz4ownage
[B] M1TJA [Countdown]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[B] LORDI [2:19]: :D
[B] LORDI [2:00]: :D
[B] LORDI [1:57]: :D
[B] LORDI [1:49]: :D
[B] M1TJA [1:29]: base you are an idiot gg
[1:20]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[B] M1TJA [1:00]: wtf
[B] M1TJA [0:49]: dipshit u have no head
[B] M1TJA [0:46]: reporting to naiky
[B] LORDI [0:20]: xD lost
[B] LORDI [0:18]: fuck this info
[B] LORDI [0:08]: nice
[B] LORDI [0:07]: LOL
Damon FROM MARS [0:05]: GG
[0:02]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:36 (original: 2:37)
[B] LORDI [Intermission]: gg
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: Xdd
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: SAD
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: AS
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: d
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: aw
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: sd
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: WA
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: cu kanker
[Intermission]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: SupNa FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO FROM MARS disconnected

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