CitiZen vs ET in 2014 lol (2350 views)

fi froxe
fi fantax
fr StrAf
ro Stary
nl base
bg Infanity
19.01.14 19:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth #ET.2014 Dota2Player 40 kills
Killing Spree #ET.2014 Infaa 5 frags without being killed
Accountant #ET.2014 Infaa 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! #ET.2014 base 10 gibs
...and stay dead! #ET.2014 base 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning CitiZen//StrAf 23 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! #ET.2014 Dota2Player 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer CitiZen//froxe 63 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #ET.2014 Infaa 278 damage per frag
What objective? #ET.2014 base 163 XP
Red Shirt CitiZen//fanta 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? CitiZen//froxe 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #ET.2014 Infaa 115 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut CitiZen//fanta 1 team kills
Gingerbread man CitiZen//StrAf 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
CitiZen//froxe4772183810011282233781980/02/213/233/215789211
CitiZen//StrAf7798364740014547446821230/01/323/192/415210037
CitiZen//fanta48116255151111588060851640/03/217/192/423511725
CitiZen//582867913610113614176141454850/06/253/197/418110228
#ET.2014 Dota2Player7713340515101165425333570/02/319/246/016410335
#ET.2014 Infaa8314929354005497554031120/03/123/150/317215454
#ET.2014 base83163344110001153745603540/02/219/143/315813735
#ET.2014 8044510312719102716891163392230/07/261/149/316513145
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CitiZen//froxe6003500020000/00/01/12/2K/DK/DKD
CitiZen//StrAf78711141001196419771050/00/01/40/2DXD/KDDD
CitiZen//fanta44218183011214923561580/01/12/22/0KK/TDKKDD
CitiZen//612822374014411343332630/01/14/74/4
#ET.2014 Dota2Player11135201840033034211700/01/14/22/0/K/DKDKK/KDKK
#ET.2014 Infaa2125314200019792120940/00/00/20/1DDD
#ET.2014 base100401414500120662039360/00/03/01/2DDK/KKK
#ET.2014 77100374611004707962761300/01/17/43/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CitiZen//froxe687215221006282233781980/02/112/151/0DKDKD/K/KDK/KDKDKDK/KDK/DKDKDDDK/DDKD
CitiZen//StrAf739117233001235102705180/01/315/71/1K/KKDD/D/D/K/K/K/KDKDK/KDK/KK/K/DK/DKDKD
CitiZen//fanta5095122420093731372960/01/111/110/3/DK/DKDDK/K/DKD/DDDK/KD/KDK//KKDKDDD
CitiZen//642584469600271006398122220/04/538/332/4
#ET.2014 Dota2Player43981023110535083216570/00/28/152/0DDDD/KSKDDK/DDK/DK/DDDKKDD/DKDKDK
#ET.2014 Infaa1001241717200429963283180/03/014/110/2KDKKKDKDD/DKKDKD/K/KDDDKDKDKK/KKKD
#ET.2014 base831231518500433083564180/02/211/122/0DKK/KKDKDK/DKDDKDKK/DD/DKDDDKKKDK
#ET.2014 75345425881013981210063930/05/433/384/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CitiZen//froxe0001100030000/00/10/70/0DDDDD/DDD//
CitiZen//StrAf80081000010000/00/07/81/1KDDDKDKDKD/DDKKKKD
CitiZen//fanta5505901010000/01/04/60/1DDDK/KSKDDKDDK
CitiZen//450133001050000/01/111/211/2
#ET.2014 Dota2Player1000101000030000/01/07/72/0K/K/KKDK/DDKDDKKKDDK
#ET.2014 Infaa22509400010000/00/19/20/0KKKKK/KKKKDDD
#ET.2014 base5505900060000/00/05/20/1D/K/DK/K/K/DK/
#ET.2014 12702423000100000/01/121/112/1

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Player Chats
[6:00]: The Main Door has been breached!
[5:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:10]: The Service Door has been breached!
[4:03]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:40 (original: 6:43)
[11:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:50]: how do u get those pings btw
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:50]: 120
CitiZen//fanta [11:50]: dunno >(
[11:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
CitiZen//fanta [11:50]: depends on host much with wif
CitiZen//fanta [11:50]: i
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:50]: looks like kamz on netlimiter
#ET.2014 Infaa [11:50]: it's not lag, it's called skill in this game
[11:50]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
CitiZen//fanta [11:50]: yeah really fun to move with this )D
CitiZen//StrAf [11:50]: what u just said is called a joke ?
CitiZen//StrAf [11:50]: cuz i didnt laught
[11:50]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
#ET.2014 Infaa [11:50]: nah thats called sarcasm
#ET.2014 Infaa [11:50]: stupid shit
CitiZen//StrAf [11:50]: too stupid to get it i guess
[11:50]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:50]: u are ddosing base that explains the pings
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:50]: busted*
[11:50]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[11:50]: Axis team locked from spectators by CitiZen//fanta
[11:50]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[11:50]: Axis team locked by CitiZen//fanta
[11:50]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[11:50]: #ET.2014 base Server command overflow
[11:50]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
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[11:50]: #ET.2014 base connected
[11:50]: dsadasd connected
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[11:50]: FIGHT!
CitiZen//froxe [11:40]: nice pause
[11:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: u fucking retards
CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: fucking this game up
#ET.2014 Infaa [11:38]: nice whine
CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: brb 10mins
#ET.2014 Infaa [11:38]: you fucking cunt
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:38]: ???????????
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:38]: lol
[11:38]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:38]: ET in 2014 ftw
CitiZen//fanta [11:38]: 22s played, 2 pauses
CitiZen//fanta [11:38]: gg
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:38]: people are mad and not even know why
[11:38]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
^PRADIOBOT [11:38]: xD
CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: we wont allow specs btw
[11:38]: CitiZen//froxecalled a vote.
CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: go gtv
[11:38]: Vote FAILED! (KICK RADIOBOT)
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:38]: we wont care btw
[11:38]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: then unpause
^PRADIOBOT [11:38]: nerd
^PRADIOBOT [11:38]: XD
^PRADIOBOT [11:38]: madness
^PRADIOBOT [11:38]: again
[11:38]: RADIOBOT disconnected
#ET.2014 base [11:38]: lol froxe..
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#ET.2014 Dota2Player [11:38]: mad fintard is mad
[11:38]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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CitiZen//froxe [11:38]: not mad
[11:38]: FIGHT!
[11:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
CitiZen//froxe [11:26]: I just dont want extra people here
CitiZen//froxe [11:15]: thats why gtv created
[11:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:59]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
CitiZen//froxe [10:55]: I really need to brb 10mins soon tho :P
[9:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
#ET.2014 base [7:41]: wth
[7:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:14]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
#ET.2014 base [3:25]: :D
#ET.2014 base [3:24]: :D
[1:27]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:26]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:33
#ET.2014 Infaa [Intermission]: well defended
CitiZen//froxe [9:03]: yes, this game sucks so much nowdays
#ET.2014 Infaa [8:54]: stfu
CitiZen//froxe [8:33]: not talking to u
CitiZen//StrAf [7:57]: 8'D
CitiZen//StrAf [7:57]: 8'D
CitiZen//fanta [7:54]: this ping is killing me
CitiZen//froxe [7:48]: anyhoo, gotta brb 10mins
CitiZen//froxe [7:46]: they finish 2v3
CitiZen//froxe [7:29]: gg tho
CitiZen//froxe [6:39]: ggs
[6:38]: CitiZen//froxe disconnected
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [6:35]: lol
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [6:34]: is he always
#ET.2014 Dota2Player [6:31]: this moronic?
CitiZen//fanta [6:26]: kinda
#ET.2014 base [5:45]: :D

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