Malibu vs POKEMANS (2343 views)

nl kApot
nl iNsAA
nl uNd
de shady
be heady
ca nplane
27.02.14 00:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mAlibuiZoutlAw 38 kills
Killing Spree mAlibuiZoutlAw 4 frags without being killed
Accountant mAlibuiZoutlAw 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! mAlibuiZoutlAw 6 gibs
...and stay dead! mAlibuiZkApot 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mAlibuiZoutlAw 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pls 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer mAlibuiZmOnicA 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pls 401 damage per frag
What objective? mAlibuiZoutlAw 252 XP
Red Shirt pls 50 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pokeheady 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mAlibuiZoutlAw 161 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pls 1 team kills
Gingerbread man pokenplane 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pls56208285050115788470232130/03/223/303/428214039
pokenplane5020224483002263236357950/02/522/220/026313226
pokeheady24151104001112332259051690/10/010/241/1332144110
poke45561621388124917529192854770/15/055/244/129213928
mAlibuiZmOnicA7818931392102063075630360/02/128/170/120314134
mAlibuiZoutlAw9025238426001781166622401/02/332/213/121415843
mAlibuiZkApot5321219364001848625277450/03/115/161/125614725
mAlibuiZ756538811712105519285175291211/07/175/164/122414934
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pls118611311100620591102180/01/010/52/0/K/DKDKDK/KKK/KK/KK/KDKD
pokenplane3637411000591389200/00/04/60/0K/K/DK/D/KDDD/D
pokeheady101011000056691312930/00/01/40/0K////DDD/DD
poke55108183210016364133061110/01/015/152/0
mAlibuiZmOnicA5845712000512101511180/00/16/60/0DD/K/DK/K/DK/KDDKKD
mAlibuiZoutlAw85566720021537110900/00/06/40/1//KDKDDDKDKKK
mAlibuiZkApot30413101004559102100/00/03/50/1D/DKD///KDDDK
mAlibuiZ5814216293001133063641180/00/115/150/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pls15362130013171117201050/00/13/70/3DD/DDDDX/KDTDD/KD
pokenplane5849712000517371872950/01/16/70/0KD//KK/DDD/KKX/KKDDD
pokeheady213131401158591653760/00/03/81/0DK/DDK/DT/D/SDDKD/
poke31116123901213430752452760/01/212/221/3
mAlibuiZmOnicA1425210700041590116700/01/09/30/0KKKDK/KK//DDKKK/K
mAlibuiZoutlAw1505912820022136166300/00/010/62/0DKKKDDKKKKDK/K/DKKDK
mAlibuiZkApot425137000415191477450/01/12/20/0//KD/KDK/D
mAlibuiZ11116225222001052454307450/02/121/112/0
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pls3883821300330923371540/01/16/161/1/DKKK//DKDDDDKDDDKKDDKDDDDDDD
pokenplane5090102020082979294800/01/49/80/0/K/K//KDKDK//DDD/KDKDKDDK/DDKD
pokeheady237831300011305230100/00/03/120/0KDDD/DDDDDKDKDDD
poke3725121545001273768620540/02/518/361/1
mAlibuiZmOnicA877314162101030872400180/01/013/50/1/SDK//K/K/K/DKK/KDKDKDKKDK/K/K/
mAlibuiZoutlAw1009417171001033072541400/02/214/51/0D/KDDK/KK/K//KKKKD/K/DDK/K/KK/KDKK
mAlibuiZkApot7376111530072226243500/02/09/80/0/KKDDK/DDD/KK//KDDKK/KD/KK
mAlibuiZ8724342486102786207376580/05/236/181/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pls100285510031022830360/01/04/20/0DDK/K//KKK
pokenplane602635100469464500/00/03/10/0/KK//DK/
pokeheady1003233000148963900/10/03/00/1KDKDK/
poke87861113200822052114360/11/010/30/1
mAlibuiZmOnicA01904000142055200/00/00/30/0D/DD
mAlibuiZoutlAw304331010031136130901/00/12/60/0/KDDDKD/K/DDD
mAlibuiZkApot504424000355834400/00/01/11/0KD//K/
mAlibuiZ2710651810072114220501/00/13/101/0

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Player Chats
pls [Warmup]: whats ur map
pls [Warmup]: ah ufo
pokeheady [Warmup]: this kapot lol
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: XD
pokeheady [Warmup]: asking me where i am
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pls [Warmup]: lets cointoss who starts
pls [Warmup]: heads
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: no
pls [Warmup]: k
pls [Warmup]: ufo
pls [Warmup]: first
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: i dont agree with that
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: cu
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: faggot
pls [Warmup]: too late
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: wtf is ur problem
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: we didnt agree
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: + it aint the rules or shit
mAlibuiZmOnicA [Warmup]: what does it matter
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: cancer idiot
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: now rup the fuck up already
pls [Warmup]: u voted yes
pls [Warmup]: that means agree
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: we wait fucking 20 min already
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: its forfeit anyhow if u dont rup
pls [Warmup]: not really retard
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: tag on please
pls [Warmup]: we still got 10 min
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: or its a second thing for forfeit
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
mAlibuiZkApot [Countdown]: no tag
mAlibuiZkApot [Countdown]: forfeit
mAlibuiZkApot [Countdown]: cu
pls [Countdown]: cu
pokeheady [Countdown]: xD
mAlibuiZoutlAw [11:53]: its rules :]
pls [11:47]: so quit now
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:31]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:29]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
mAlibuiZkApot [10:00]: this map
mAlibuiZkApot [9:57]: always 50 fps xD
[9:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:32]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
pokeheady [9:15]: XDDDD
[9:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mAlibuiZkApot [7:44]: nice
mAlibuiZkApot [7:43]: faggot
pls [7:38]: u furi?
mAlibuiZkApot [7:35]: :D
[7:03]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
mAlibuiZkApot [6:48]: gg
[6:44]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[6:44]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:17
pokeheady [Intermission]: Havnt played this game for ages lol
mAlibuiZkApot [Intermission]: sneaky
mAlibuiZmOnicA [Intermission]: cliche
mAlibuiZkApot [Intermission]: :D
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: shady from ap or what
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: NotReAdy!
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
pls [Warmup]: wat
pls [Warmup]: not really
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
[2:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:22]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
mAlibuiZoutlAw [0:39]: :D
pokeheady [0:34]: lol xd
mAlibuiZkApot [0:04]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:17)
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
[11:08]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[10:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:16]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[4:26]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:56]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
pokeheady [1:54]: pls someone tell me shortest way to obj
pokeheady [1:52]: fucking shitmap
mAlibuiZoutlAw [1:47]: NOCLIP
pokeheady [1:39]: lets rematch
mAlibuiZkApot [1:36]: :D
mAlibuiZoutlAw [1:27]: other maps then
pokeheady [1:19]: as long as its not this
pokeheady [1:18]: idc
pokeheady [0:42]: So lets do it now skip this round
mAlibuiZkApot [0:39]: no
pokeheady [0:16]: some of us got more to do then play et kapot
pls [0:09]: no
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Intermission]: then why u play
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Intermission]: :]
mAlibuiZkApot [Intermission]: wij spelen jullie map
pls [Intermission]: LOL andyf1 no kills
pls [Intermission]: :D
mAlibuiZkApot [Intermission]: jullei spelen ons map dan ook af
pls [Intermission]: :>D
pls [Intermission]: >X>:D
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: NotReAdy!
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
pokeheady [Warmup]: its my first game in weeks
pokeheady [Warmup]: so shut up nerd
pokeheady [Warmup]: rly
mAlibuiZmOnicA [Warmup]: its not like we forced you to play
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: bitches getting mad
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Warmup]: dais me rollin
mAlibuiZkApot [Warmup]: ReAdy.
mAlibuiZmOnicA [Countdown]: monica monica
pokeheady [Countdown]: u forced me to come without aimbot
mAlibuiZmOnicA [Countdown]: my mufking nica
mAlibuiZkApot [Countdown]: ok do it
mAlibuiZkApot [11:58]: come with aimbot
mAlibuiZkApot [11:58]: xD
mAlibuiZkApot [11:51]: enjoy 1 year ban
[11:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:07]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
mAlibuiZoutlAw [10:59]: :D
mAlibuiZoutlAw [10:59]: easy peasy lemon squeezy
mAlibuiZoutlAw [10:50]: I CANT AIM ON THIS SHIT MAP
pls [10:41]: furi?
mAlibuiZkApot [9:32]: :D
mAlibuiZkApot [9:32]: :D
mAlibuiZkApot [9:32]: :D
[9:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
mAlibuiZkApot [8:57]: :D
[8:56]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:18]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:43 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: pokeheady disconnected
mAlibuiZoutlAw [Intermission]: gg
mAlibuiZkApot [Intermission]: gg
mAlibuiZkApot [Intermission]: XD
[Intermission]: mAlibuiZoutlAw disconnected
[Intermission]: mAlibuiZkApot disconnected
[Intermission]: mAlibuiZmOnicA disconnected

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