Buy him ,fuck u vs Trybson TEAM (2290 views)

be dooppi
fr kaZiM
fr Pupa
pl SkyLine
pl bAstek
pl Baczo
06.03.14 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth T- SkyLine! 98 kills
Killing Spree bhfu doopSTER 6 frags without being killed
Accountant T- SkyLine! 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! T- SkyLine! 15 gibs
...and stay dead! T- bAstek 15% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning T- SkyLine! 81 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! T- SkyLine! 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer T- bAstek 195 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bhfu Pupa 229 damage per frag
What objective? bhfu kaZIMIZEr 594 XP
Red Shirt bhfu kaZIMIZEr 119 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bhfu Pupa 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bhfu Pupa 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bhfu doopSTER 4 team kills
Gingerbread man T- SkyLine! 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bhfu doopSTER735158411412142516669174735370/02/277/819/619815266
bhfu kaZIMIZEr735948711913023116629163872500/05/779/745/1119113846
bhfu Pupa56462571028022112813168182270/02/552/695/6225165411
bhfu 681571228335331877461115067810140/09/5208/6919/620515258
T- bAstek715767310211102614324142971400/03/265/675/819613936
T- SkyLine!935779810515023119615162692060/05/581/6514/520015537
Tw1lko854838610011122016739155453950/05/176/743/519515459
Tw1lko83163625730737247750678461117410/013/1222/7422/519714947
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bhfu doopSTER951041920300233623439720/00/117/142/3XKK/KDDKDDKDDKDDKKDKDKKDKDKKDK/KKDKDDKDD
bhfu kaZIMIZEr801131215101320072165690/01/112/90/3TKDD/KKDDKDDDKXDKDKK/KKKDKD/D
bhfu Pupa649311173011214327321070/01/010/111/2DKKDDKDTKDDDKDDKDDDKDDKDKK/DK
bhfu 8031042527026751283362480/02/239/343/8
T- bAstek75831216200219342092680/01/010/131/2DDKKDKDKDKD/DDDK/KDKDKXDDKKKD
T- SkyLine!1091052321000538203171180/01/216/146/0KDDK/K/KKK/KKKDK/KDDKKDKDDKKKDD/KKDKDDDDKKKD
Tw1lko738511152112258222491870/00/07/111/1KDK/DDKK/KKDDKKDTSDDDDDKKDK
Tw1lko8627346524119833675122730/02/233/388/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bhfu doopSTER565691610041730220900/00/09/120/0K/KDDDKDD/DK/DKKDDKDK/DKD
bhfu kaZIMIZEr60771220200524312455180/01/111/110/3DKK/KDDDDK/DDKD//DDKDKKDD/KDKDKK
bhfu Pupa6676812000314732072630/00/08/80/1D//KDDKDD/KKDKKDKDDK
bhfu 6120929483001256346736810/01/128/310/4
T- bAstek1377211800011957172000/00/111/60/1DKK/KDKXKDKDKKKDKDKD
T- SkyLine!6463914001025372258350/00/07/143/0KDDKDKKDTDDDKDDDDKKDKDKD
Tw1lko1776716930012242165600/01/013/82/0KDDKKKKKDKK/KKKDKKDKKDDKD
Tw1lko1262023631301267365634350/01/131/285/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bhfu doopSTER30558261024249836651310/01/19/200/2DDK/DDK/DDDXDKDD/KKDDDDDKTDDDD/DKDDKT
bhfu kaZIMIZEr3674822200220903142580/01/37/170/1DDDKDKDDDKDDDDDDKDDKDKKD//DKDDX
bhfu Pupa3470823001424853722210/01/28/180/0DK/DDKDDDTDD/DDDDDXDDKKKK/D/DDKKD
bhfu 331992471303107073105292100/03/624/550/3
T- bAstek1141291614200932162229180/02/114/40/0K/KKKDKKK/KDKK//K///KDD/KK/KKD
T- SkyLine!1181121916501837132222720/00/017/83/0K/KKDK/KK/KKDDKK/K/KK/KK/KDT/KDDKDKD
Tw1lko1731072615100436002622940/03/123/110/0KKDDDKD/KKKK/KKKKDKKDKK/KDKKKKXDKKDK/KDKKD
Tw1lko1353486145801211052970731840/05/254/233/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bhfu doopSTER100751111000221761733690/01/09/91/0D/KD/KDDKDKDKKKKKKDDDK
bhfu kaZIMIZEr12186171440062228138900/00/014/83/0/KKDK/KKK/KKK/DKK/KDDKDDK/KKDKD
bhfu Pupa605561000021477174200/00/26/60/0DDKDK/DKDD/DKKDK
bhfu 9421634354001058814864690/01/229/234/0
T- bAstek31475160101807205100/00/05/120/2DDKDDDDDK/DKDKDSDDDKD
T- SkyLine!100701111300318211768760/01/110/60/1KD/KDKDKKK/KDK/KDKDDKD
Tw1lko6959913100122362062180/01/08/110/1KKKDKDDKDDK/DDDDDDKKKD
Tw1lko671762540410548645881940/02/123/290/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bhfu doopSTER9410418192017347732101030/00/018/121/0D/KK/DKD/KDTD/KKKDK/KKD/KK/KKKKDDDKDDK
bhfu kaZIMIZEr90991921301736623633870/01/118/131/1DKDKKKDKK/KK/DKKK/KXD/DKD/TK/DKDKK/DDKDKDD
bhfu Pupa88971517300831493279360/00/013/102/0K///KKKDK/KK/K//DKKDXDDDKDK/KKDDK
bhfu 9130052578022210288101222260/01/149/354/1
T- bAstek441191125400631923210360/00/011/170/2DK/DDDKDKDKKDDD/KDD/KD/KDDDD/KDDKK/D
T- SkyLine!61115132140053850368950/01/112/150/1KDDKDDD/DD/KKK//DDDXKDDKDK/KDKDKKKD
Tw1lko44741125301830803389420/00/012/170/0/KDDDDD/DDDK/KDD/DKK/T/K/DKDKDD/KDKKD
Tw1lko5030835711101191012210288830/01/135/490/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bhfu doopSTER8612119225116342632171620/00/015/145/1DKKDKKT/DK/DKDDKKSDDDKKDD/KK//KDDK/DKKDKKK
bhfu kaZIMIZEr701451927100842113603180/01/117/161/3/KDDKXKDK/DKD/DDDDKDKK/KKDK/KDD/DK/DD/DDKKKKDKK
bhfu Pupa397192320032086327100/00/17/162/3/KDKDDDDDDKDDDDDKDKD/DDDK/KDDKDK
bhfu 653374772811179723100911800/01/239/468/7
T- bAstek781261823300732182995180/00/014/154/1DDDKDKK//KKDK/KKDDDKD/KDD/KK/KK/DKKDDKDKD
T- SkyLine!1041122322300103874316100/02/119/82/3K/DKDDKKKDKKKD//K/KKDKKK/K//DKKD//KKK/KDKKDDD
Tw1lko56911323100429993567540/00/013/160/3DKKKDDDKKDKKKD/DKDKD/DDKK/KD/DDDDDDD
Tw1lko79329546870021100919723720/02/146/396/7

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Player Chats
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: TALIBAN?
Tw1lko [Warmup]: ready
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: ready when ure ready
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: rup
[10:28]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
Tw1lko [9:56]: :<
Tw1lko [9:56]: :D
[9:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:26]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:26]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
bhfu doopSTER [7:39]: :O)
[7:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:47]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
Tw1lko [3:47]: :D
T- bAstek [3:46]: xd
T- SkyLine! [3:45]: XD
Tw1lko [3:43]: bastek
Tw1lko [3:41]: is fucking
Tw1lko [3:40]: nobrain
Tw1lko [3:36]: kill it before made eggs
[3:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:03]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:56
bhfu doopSTER [Intermission]: kazim good player
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: bastek one man army
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: ye
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: kazimir
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: the best
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: xD
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [Intermission]: playing abj
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [Warmup]: obj
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: rup
Tw1lko [Warmup]: abjective?
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
T- bAstek [Warmup]: obj on axis? :D
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: I prefer kazim before skyline
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: tsorry
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: <kaaZiM> only act like
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: <dooPPi> u mad ?
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: acting is for gays
T- SkyLine! [Countdown]: i prefer your mother xD
Tw1lko [Countdown]: :D
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Tw1lko [Countdown]: in oral deep troath
bhfu doopSTER [Countdown]: I did your mother
Tw1lko [Countdown]: sex
[8:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[7:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:46]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:57]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
T- SkyLine! [2:46]: gg
[2:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Tw1lko [2:11]: BASTEK
Tw1lko [2:11]: XD
[2:08]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[2:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:48 (original: 8:56)
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: gg
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: that bastek
T- SkyLine! [Intermission]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
bhfu Pupa [Warmup]: wtf
bhfu Pupa [Warmup]: this kazim
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: brother from france can u ready
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: fucking trashes
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: no
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: becase
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: U MAD BRACH
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: kazims father dancing?
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: nope
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: becase beyonce ?
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: i am never mad bro
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: ye
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: beyonce style
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: :D
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: kazim is a child of Elton john
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: XD
T- bAstek [Warmup]: :xd
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: XD
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: hes qausimodo
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: XD
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: XD
Tw1lko [Warmup]: bastek is a child of joseph fritzl
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: ahahah
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: ahhahaha
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: idc
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: wilko
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [Warmup]: well i got money and beat u on ET good
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: idc
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: hahahahahaah
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: u are nice
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: but your fathers
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: thx
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: are gays
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: u fucking trahs
Tw1lko [Warmup]: DOPPI i hope
Tw1lko [Countdown]: thatn brejvik will find your family
T- SkyLine! [Countdown]: did u practital anal?
bhfu doopSTER [Countdown]: ure mother dancing naked on the street while shaving her legs
bhfu doopSTER [9:55]: skylin lize mi jaj
[9:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Tw1lko [9:32]: xmen
Tw1lko [9:32]: gives info
Tw1lko [9:32]: wtf
[9:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
bhfu doopSTER [9:32]: gmen wnb
[9:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
Tw1lko [9:32]: xd
[9:32]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:32]: FIGHT!
[9:04]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:49]: Axis recapture the factory district!
Tw1lko [8:19]: :D
bhfu doopSTER [4:41]: wankers
Tw1lko [3:41]: :D
[2:47]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:29]: The side gate has been built!
bhfu doopSTER [2:16]: :O)
bhfu doopSTER [2:15]: :D
bhfu doopSTER [2:15]: dooppi dopi do ..
bhfu doopSTER [2:15]: :D
bhfu doopSTER [2:15]: dooppi dopi do ..
[1:46]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
Tw1lko [1:32]: :D
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [0:55]: gg
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [0:04]: TALIBAN:Xx
bhfu doopSTER [0:04]: :O)
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [Intermission]: gg
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: rup
bhfu doopSTER [9:28]: wtff
[7:14]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:57]: The side gate has been built!
[6:30]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
bhfu doopSTER [3:36]: :O)
T- SkyLine! [2:10]: gg
[2:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:51 (original: 10:00)
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
T- SkyLine! [Warmup]: ready
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: rup
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [Countdown]: dooPPi is LIG
bhfu doopSTER [11:57]: ke
bhfu doopSTER [9:51]: dooppi dopi do ..
Tw1lko [9:49]: :D
T- SkyLine! [9:47]: kazimir hit
T- SkyLine! [8:47]: wpo luck
T- SkyLine! [8:45]: u fucking tras
T- SkyLine! [8:45]: h
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [8:22]: xD
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [8:10]: ok u cant win
bhfu doopSTER [7:45]: :O)
Tw1lko [7:29]: kazim
Tw1lko [7:27]: your brain
Tw1lko [7:26]: is amazing
Tw1lko [7:24]: like bastek
[7:24]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [7:23]: ?
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [7:19]: u mad?
Tw1lko [7:15]: yes
Tw1lko [7:13]: because bastek
Tw1lko [7:09]: is retarded
[6:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Tw1lko [6:46]: because his mother drink alkohol and smoke crac when she was in pregnat with this alien
bhfu doopSTER [6:42]: su
[6:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
bhfu Pupa [3:21]: gewt hit
bhfu Pupa [3:19]: polak
[2:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
T- SkyLine! [1:33]: gg
[1:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [0:49]: bastek xD
[0:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
T- bAstek [0:30]: :XD
Tw1lko [0:07]: DAVE HAS GOT BIGGER BRAIN THAN BASTEK
Tw1lko [0:06]: SRSLY
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
bhfu kaZIMIZEr [Intermission]: preshoot only
bhfu doopSTER [Warmup]: rup
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
Tw1lko [Warmup]: :D
[11:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
bhfu doopSTER [8:19]: TALIBAN?
[5:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Tw1lko [5:20]: :D
[4:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Tw1lko [2:45]: XD
Tw1lko [2:44]: WAT?
[2:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
T- SkyLine! [2:27]: gg
[2:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
T- SkyLine! [1:14]: gg
T- SkyLine! [1:13]: bastek
Tw1lko [1:12]: GGBASTEK
T- bAstek [1:07]: gg skyline
bhfu doopSTER [1:07]: POLAKS
bhfu doopSTER [1:05]: gg
bhfu doopSTER [0:47]: we win ?
bhfu doopSTER [0:45]: :O)
bhfu doopSTER [0:44]: :D
bhfu doopSTER [0:44]: dooppi dopi do ..
bhfu doopSTER [0:44]: IT'S ALL OR NOTHING.
bhfu doopSTER [0:38]: ___________________
bhfu doopSTER [0:38]: | | |*\\ Did u hear that?
bhfu doopSTER [0:38]: | NOOBTRUCK | |__\\__ Did it horn for u?
[0:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:22 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: Tw1lko disconnected
[Intermission]: bhfu doopSTER disconnected
[Intermission]: T- bAstek disconnected
[Intermission]: bhfu Pupa disconnected
[Intermission]: bhfu kaZIMIZEr disconnected

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