LIKE A BOSS vs cat in a hat (3314 views)

be aNGER
be ChilAx
be dooPPi
be eron
be Jerreuh
be r4pZ
fi tintti
fi hazz
fi maza
nl Freddy
fi tOMBA
nl woott
16.03.14 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth boss.zPaR 104 kills
Killing Spree boss.zPaR 7 frags without being killed
Accountant boss.zPaR 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! boss.eron 26 gibs
...and stay dead! boss.Jerre 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning boss.zPaR 95 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! boss.aNGER 34 SPAM kills
Fragstealer WHISKAS hazz 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! boss.Jerre 218 damage per frag
What objective? boss.zPaR 615 XP
Red Shirt boss.eron 112 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? boss.Jerre 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore boss.zPaR 219 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut boss.ChilAx 5 team kills
Gingerbread man WHISKAS smak 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
boss.Jerre30273311041202256183118462820/00/1327/513/13199114418
boss.dooppi724857610420121913547153544972/08/658/658/13178146310
boss.aNGER76397699020131811595110872950/023/614/4934/1616812267
boss.ChilAx6053944721415158514121194280/02/840/387/1119416638
boss.zPaR127615104812011101727117108970/19/695/581/316620975
boss.eron775068611226031214411135325810/04/862/7419/2016812146
boss.72281541056311241699715218104621802/046/8296/7472/2017914659
WHISKAS maza93569879321141517512149842310/18/681/612/720115944
WHISKAS woott7647970911312241085796915880/02/1246/4711/1215510557
tOMBA106526948922022917574114754450/02/676/4716/818712954
WHISKAS hazz96528899323041113620108532230/032/1126/5932/1415311776
WHISKAS smak76492709217033012692127845760/03/963/397/1718113948
WHISKAS Freddy6339752811314178791117343950/01/346/469/1516914366
WHISKAS 852991462539109319126810467152124580/048/3338/4677/1517413256
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss.Jerre333241200016481597860/00/34/50/2/KKDDDDDKKDDDDDD
boss.dooppi878114165005236420611020/03/110/81/2/KK/DKKDD/DKKDK/KDDKKDDK/KDKDK
boss.aNGER53297134020125316951130/00/25/74/3KDDTDKKDKKDKDKDTDDDDDD
boss.ChilAx1121209820022018173600/00/18/51/1KK/KDKDDKKXKDDKK/D
boss.zPaR250111208800127352000360/02/218/50/0KKKDKK/KKKKKDKKDDKKKDKDKKKKD
boss.eron61531321700221421873760/00/011/172/3DDKK/DXDKDDDD/KDKDKDKDKKDKDKDKDDDKD
boss.99426677826021111160109624130/05/956/478/11
WHISKAS maza81751316201321332230130/00/014/130/0KDKDDDKDK/KDDKKDDKDKKKDK/TD/KD
WHISKAS woott766313173006166814401080/00/313/90/1DDDK/DKDDKK//KKDKDDKX/KK/KK/DKXD
tOMBA1226111940041785131000/00/18/31/1K/KD/KDK/KKKDKDKK/KD
WHISKAS hazz84771619601224752012620/08/01/178/1KDKDKDKDKDDKDK/KDKDKDT/DDKDDKXKKDKDKD
WHISKAS smak62631016100519752181720/01/09/80/3DDDKK/K/DDD/D/DKKDDKK/KKKD
WHISKAS Freddy366141100119261987620/00/14/81/1DDD/DKDDKDDKDDTK
WHISKAS 77400678816032110962111603170/09/549/5810/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss.Jerre5044816601211441635370/00/17/112/2DKKDDDDDDDDDD/K/DKDDTKKKK
boss.dooppi27715180002101225601480/00/03/152/1KDDKDDDKDDDDDDD/DDKD/KD
boss.aNGER214731572002195575300/02/00/513/1KDKK/KDKKKKKKDD/KKKKDKX
boss.ChilAx75756820038101552540/00/06/20/3KKD///DDKKDDKK
boss.zPaR180901810410125962390420/04/114/80/0KDKDKKKDDKKKSKDDDKKKKKKKDKKD/
boss.eron77751418500322261987500/03/19/102/4/KKDDDDDKD/DKDDKKDKDDKDKDKKK/KKD
boss.10442866771911139743108773310/09/339/5119/11
WHISKAS maza73791115200125821605400/01/210/90/4DDDKKKKDKKXDDKDKDK/DDDKKDDD
WHISKAS woott30684130011798176360/00/15/60/5/KDDDDTKDDKDDDDKDD
tOMBA93621415500226651626400/00/210/84/4DKD/DDKXKDKKDDKKKDDKK/KDKKDDKD
WHISKAS hazz10075141410122024186790/02/211/92/1DKKKKKDDK/KTKDK/KKKDKDDDDDDKD
WHISKAS smak90681011600414481401400/00/28/32/2KDKKDD/KKKK//KDDKK/DD
WHISKAS Freddy110701110200213601481180/00/08/53/3D/KKDKKKKKKDD/KDDKKDD
WHISKAS 8342264781602121087797431530/03/952/4011/19
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss.Jerre74422610067123572540/00/52/140/2DKD///DDDDKDXDDD//DDDDDDD/DDD
boss.dooppi64881625300429263741500/03/213/180/1/KD/KDDKDKD/DDDKKDDDDDKDDKKKDK/DKKDDDKKKD
boss.aNGER3177929110725183897640/01/26/162/4DDD//D/KXK//DDKDDDDKK/KKDDDDDKDSD/DDDKD
boss.ChilAx3182619201412412626490/00/26/101/2/DKK/DD/DDDDTKKDDDD/DDKDKD
boss.zPaR104152252420144090449310/03/122/161/0/KDKDD/KK/DDKKKDTKKDDKKDDKDDDKDKDKDKKDKKK/KDKKDKKD
boss.eron69921826201230103751310/00/116/213/1K/DDDKKDDDKTKKKDDDKDDKDKDXDDDK/DKDKKDKDKKDDKDD
boss.515357614911132714497220802490/07/1365/957/10
WHISKAS maza1201452420601650473186670/05/119/131/0DDKKK/KDTK/KDK/K/K/KKKDKDKDKDKKKDDKDKKK/KKDDD
WHISKAS woott11510422194004351920051440/02/013/161/0KDKDXK/KKKD///KKKDKDKKKDKKDKKKKKDDDKDDKDDD
tOMBA13315324185016479918802740/02/019/124/0DDK/DKDDKKK/K/KKKDKDKKKKK/KDK/KDDKKK/KDDKTK
WHISKAS hazz112116181640023026247800/03/213/112/2KDDKKKXDKDKDDKDKKKKKKKDDDK/DDK/DKKD
WHISKAS smak1111412018601633712874620/01/320/70/2K/KKKKDD/KTDKDKDKD/KK/KK/KDDKDDDKKK/KKD
WHISKAS Freddy92941314110423182074370/00/111/62/3KSDKDKDKKDDD/DKDKK/KKK/K/DXK
WHISKAS 11475312110526132822080144975840/013/795/6510/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss.Jerre35325141007975111400/00/12/50/1/K/KK/DK//D/KDDDD/D
boss.dooppi127941411200421401673360/00/014/50/3KDKXKKKDKKDKDKDK/KDK/K/K/D
boss.aNGER12274119401218021261300/06/12/74/1KDTKXKDKDKKX/KKDKDKK/DD
boss.ChilAx75102683031108217441490/00/19/30/3DTDKKTKDDKKT/DDKD
boss.zPaR10084101020032431222000/00/010/70/0D/K/DKKKDKKDKK/KDDKD
boss.eron868013155004271815501380/00/17/85/3DKDKKKDDDDKDDKX/KK/KKKD/KKD/D
boss.9146659671704211114895623530/06/444/359/11
WHISKAS maza6060915111121982558130/01/08/81/1K/KSDDDKDDDKDDDKKDDKDTKKD
WHISKAS woott305831000148441355280/00/33/11/2/KD/DDDTD//KDK
tOMBA6062915200421161949180/00/18/111/0/KDDKKDKK/KDDDDKDDKDX/D/K
WHISKAS hazz7250811401112131535120/04/11/64/3KDDKDKDDKKKKT/DDDDDK
WHISKAS smak6959913000419721809320/00/25/94/1KDDKD/XKDKDXKDDDXD/K/KK/K
WHISKAS Freddy5751814401412191942310/00/09/80/2//D/DKDTDKDDDKKDD/DKKKK
WHISKAS 5834046781114189562111481340/05/734/4311/9
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss.Jerre2755518100811811724810/00/15/70/2DDKDDKD/D/DK////K/K/DDD
boss.dooppi1007717177023248922831432/02/311/82/4DDKKTK/KDKXKDKKXDKTDDKDKK/KDKDKDKK/DDD
boss.aNGER100951313400624351673540/06/01/45/3KK/KDK/D/KKKX/K/K/KKKKDDDDD
boss.ChilAx60919154013173221931360/01/26/93/1DK/DKD/DKDKTDD/DKKKDKDDKD
boss.zPaR153111201330012954281600/10/020/110/1DDKKXKDDKKDDK/DKKKKKKDKDDKKKDKKKKD
boss.eron1071171514501026111704690/00/18/105/3KKDKKDTKDKKDDKDDKKDKDKKKDDDKDD
boss.91546799024042113402123934832/19/751/4915/14
WHISKAS maza100841212201021982678800/10/013/100/2DKTDKDKDKKDKKDDDKDDKDKDKKX
WHISKAS woott64102914410114181686150/00/26/103/2/XDDKXKKDXKKDKDSDDDDDKDKKD
tOMBA14210820143016313823951130/00/218/43/1KDKKKKDKDDKKKDK/K/DK/KKDK/KKK/KDK/T
WHISKAS hazz77107141830022196163600/06/20/107/4KDKDKKDDDDDKDDKD/DDKDKDDKXK/KKDKK
WHISKAS smak42798191025191325022640/01/29/70/4K/XKDKKDKTKDD//KDDKDDDDDTD/DD/
WHISKAS Freddy31636193022153025052290/00/15/123/4DDTDDDDDKTDKKDD/DDDKDD/KKDD
WHISKAS 76543699616161612393134027010/17/951/5316/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss.Jerre3866718301115232204240/00/27/91/4TKXDDDDDDDDDDK/DKDDKDDKDKDK
boss.dooppi58741017310126163036180/00/07/113/2D/DKDKDDDDKKKDKDKKDKDSDDKDD
boss.aNGER73491419500116321808340/08/10/106/4DDDDDKKDKDKKDKDDDDKDKKKDKK/KDDKDD
boss.ChilAx5769814110216312268400/01/25/92/1/KKDDKDDKK/KDDKSDDDKDDD
boss.zPaR68671116100024653189180/00/211/110/2DDDDDKDKDKKKDKDDKKDDKDKKDDD
boss.eron728913182011170426672170/01/411/82/6XTDKKDDKD/DDDDKKDDKDKKKDDDDKDKDKK
boss.61414631021522611571151723510/010/1141/5814/19
WHISKAS maza1201261815800433542727180/01/317/80/0K/KKDKDKDDDK/KDK/DKKK/KDKKKDKKDKD
WHISKAS woott1058419182008261014422870/00/36/56/2K/KKD/KKKKK/KKDKK/KKDD/KDDD//DKKDDKK/
tOMBA8880161830073071231500/00/013/93/2KD/K//K/DKKKDDK/KDD/DK/KKDDKDKKDKK
WHISKAS hazz12610319155012268613251400/09/40/69/3KDKDK/KDKKKDKTDKK/KDDDKDKDKKDKKKKDD
WHISKAS smak868213153006201320171060/00/012/51/5/KD/KK/DKXKK/DKDDKDKDKK/DDK/K
WHISKAS Freddy76581013300414381745180/01/09/70/2KDKK/DKDKKDKDDKDD///KKD
WHISKAS 100533959424013115172115715690/011/1057/4019/14

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Player Chats
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: hazz better then razz
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: I can rime nice
boss.ChilAx [Warmup]: rup
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rhyme he
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: dikke
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: gewet wel wak bedoel
boss.eron [Warmup]: blame dooppi
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: das genoeg
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rup
boss.eron [Warmup]: wete we ni
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: eron hack
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: ge zie da
boss.eron [Warmup]: bedoelde rimi?
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: stop ne keer me praten in teamchats in het nederlands kvoel mij als ne pool
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: if you know what i mean
boss.eron [Warmup]: tak
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: kurwa
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: jebane
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: pierdolaj
WHISKAS woott [Warmup]: shoutout sfinn
boss.eron [Warmup]: boom
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: ik praat in ET players taal he
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: snapte
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: XD
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: chilax = relax
boss.zPaR [Warmup]: V56
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: jeweeet
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: tj best
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rup
boss.ChilAx [Warmup]: ssshhht
boss.Jerre [Countdown]: glhf
WHISKAS smak [Countdown]: gl hf
boss.dooppi [14:07]: :O)
[12:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:51]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[12:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:43]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[12:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
boss.dooppi [12:37]: LOLZ
[12:26]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:03]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[11:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:47]: The Truck has been repaired!
[9:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:10]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[9:09]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[8:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:29]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:30
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rup
[6:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:42]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:34]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:21]: The side door has been destroyed!
[6:07]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[5:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:53]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[2:07]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[2:05]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[1:44]: The Truck has been repaired!
[1:21]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:18]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:12 (original: 7:30)
WHISKAS woott [Intermission]: wp
boss.eron [Intermission]: gg
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rup
boss.eron [Countdown]: hf
[11:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:43]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:16]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
tOMBA [5:17]: sfinn
boss.eron [3:58]: nice hit
[2:30]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:30]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[1:54]: Axis have returned the objective!
boss.zPaR [0:01]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rup
tOMBA [Warmup]: sfinn
WHISKAS woott [Warmup]: shoutout vallz!
WHISKAS woott [Countdown]: hazz > vallz tjwise
[11:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:50]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:13]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:27]: FIGHT!
[7:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:40]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
boss.zPaR [4:30]: GG
[4:28]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:31 (original: 12:00)
[14:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:03]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:52]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:12]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[12:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:51]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[11:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:09]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:04]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:55
boss.dooppi [Warmup]: rup
tOMBA [Countdown]: sfinn
WHISKAS woott [Countdown]: shoutout russel
tOMBA [Countdown]: buongiorno
[8:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:24]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:08]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
boss.zPaR [3:27]: :)
[3:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
boss.dooppi [1:54]: :O)
[1:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
boss.aNGER [0:29]: gg
boss.Jerre [0:22]: epic
WHISKAS Freddy [0:17]: weird
WHISKAS hazz [0:04]: shoutout squdi and vallz!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:55)
boss.Jerre [Intermission]: ty
WHISKAS Freddy [Intermission]: gg
boss.Jerre [Intermission]: v55
[Intermission]: boss.zPaR disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.Jerre disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.dooppi disconnected
boss.ChilAx [Intermission]: gg
boss.eron [Intermission]: cu
[Intermission]: tOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: WHISKAS woott disconnected
[Intermission]: WHISKAS Freddy disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.eron disconnected
[Intermission]: WHISKAS maza disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.aNGER disconnected

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