turbot vs TALIBAN (2728 views)

fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
be dooPPi
be puma
nl kARMA
16.03.14 18:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TABON dooPPi 37 kills
Killing Spree TABON dooPPi 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT STATTI 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [turbot] Swanidius 19 gibs
...and stay dead! [turbot] Swanidius 61% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [turbot] Swanidius 30 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TABON dooPPi 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT STATTI 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TABON KARMA BE SUX 361 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT VOKKI 260 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT VOKKI 47 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^ETABON PUMA 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT STATTI 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [turbot] Swanidius 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TABON KARMA BE SUX 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TABON dooPPi84213374410001170416150180/03/328/296/219014056
^ETABON PUMA7424032439001260325607720/02/027/273/4189130412
TABON KARMA BE SUX742323243120113651261041210/00/229/264/220414245
TABON 7868510113031013619585178612110/05/284/2613/219413748
TURBOT VOKKI6826032477001160236371540/02/226/294/618813657
[turbot] Swanidius74235314219018647767881160/02/230/280/420916256
TURBOT STATTI821843137810553616426700/01/126/274/317316935
TURBOT746799412634112417861195852400/05/182/278/319015646
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TABON dooPPi8565121470042016142600/00/08/94/1/K/KKDKDDDKK/DDDKDD/KKKKKD
^ETABON PUMA5097816700520191695360/01/06/111/0/KDDDDD/DDD/DKDKK/K/KKDK
TABON KARMA BE SUX100911212500419811706870/00/012/80/0/DKDKK/DDKKDK/DKD/KKKKDK
TABON 782533242190013601648271230/01/026/285/1
TURBOT VOKKI78721114200414031749180/00/011/60/4KK/KDKKD/KKKKKD/D/KDDDDDD
[turbot] Swanidius905810111200119562058180/00/110/90/0D/KKDKDDKKKKKDKDDDKDD
TURBOT STATTI6136813100114682209340/00/07/111/1DDKD/KDKDKKDKDDDKDDKD
TURBOT7616629381500648276016700/00/128/261/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TABON dooPPi10080131330052677213800/02/29/62/0D/DDKK/KK/KK/KDK/KDKDKKDKD
^ETABON PUMA585071210021438175200/00/06/91/1D/DDK/DDKDDKKDKDKDK
TABON KARMA BE SUX8359101220051909185900/00/19/51/1/DKK/K/DK/KDDK/KKDDKDK
TABON 801893037600126024574900/02/324/204/2
TURBOT VOKKI3591617100520171965360/01/13/102/2/X///DDKDK/KDDDDKDKDDDKD
[turbot] Swanidius6472914101518382007800/01/19/60/2K//TK/KKKDDDDDK/DKKDK/DD
TURBOT STATTI90631011300218942052360/01/09/90/0KK/DDDDKKDKK/DKDKKDDK
TURBOT63226254250112574960241520/03/221/252/4
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TABON dooPPi623958000114351232180/01/14/60/0DDK/DKKDKDKDD
^ETABON PUMA1666310600031389100300/00/010/30/0KDKKK/KK/K/KKDKD
TABON KARMA BE SUX9046910300417231238180/00/16/43/1KDKDD/DK/KK/KK/KKDD
TABON 1061482424300845473473360/01/220/133/1
TURBOT VOKKI87527810011231141700/01/05/71/0KDKDKDKDDKD/DKK
[turbot] Swanidius3854513200114721959180/01/04/100/2D/KDDKDDDDDDKDDKDK
TURBOT STATTI6640461001770117100/00/14/30/1KKD/DKDDDK
TURBOT641461627400334734547180/02/113/201/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TABON dooPPi7729790001913135400/00/07/80/1DKKK/KKDDKDDDDXDK
^ETABON PUMA773079100211861157360/01/05/41/3KKKD/KDKDDK/KDDD
TABON KARMA BE SUX11361920108991301160/00/02/90/0DDKDDDDDTDD
TABON 55951527301329983812520/01/014/211/4
TURBOT VOKKI100458830011372124000/00/17/61/0DDDKDDKK/KKKDKKD
[turbot] Swanidius17551744001121176400/00/07/30/0DKDKKDKK/KK
TURBOT STATTI12845973101122999400/00/06/43/1KDKDKDKKD/DKKKSK
TURBOT1341412419101033812299800/00/120/134/1

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Player Chats
TABON dooPPi [Countdown]: :O)
TABON KARMA BE SUX [Countdown]: hf
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: hf
TABON dooPPi [11:55]: h
TABON dooPPi [11:54]: f
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:38]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:37]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:23]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:19]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:40
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: overrun
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: we waited 30 mins for this
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: gg
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TABON dooPPi [Warmup]: rup
[7:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT VOKKI [7:12]: nice try
[7:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TABON KARMA BE SUX [6:52]: asked m who's playing up :D cant give any comms
TURBOT VOKKI [6:43]: xD
[6:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:06]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:24]: FIGHT!
[2:10]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:06]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:53]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TABON dooPPi [0:58]: lolz
[0:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:15 (original: 7:40)
TABON KARMA BE SUX [Intermission]: roflgaming:D
[9:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:09]: The Service Door has been breached!
[5:23]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:36
TABON dooPPi [Warmup]: rup
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[4:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:44]: The Main Door has been breached!
[3:20]: The Service Door has been breached!
TABON KARMA BE SUX [1:31]: lol
TABON KARMA BE SUX [1:28]: quite retarted
TABON dooPPi [0:44]: gg
TABON KARMA BE SUX [0:26]: such a retard
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:36)
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Much retard
TABON dooPPi [Intermission]: xd
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: much win
TABON KARMA BE SUX [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: gg
^ETABON PUMA [Intermission]: gg
TABON dooPPi [Intermission]: he happy
TABON KARMA BE SUX [Intermission]: yea :D
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: TABON dooPPi disconnected
[Intermission]: TABON KARMA BE SUX disconnected
[Intermission]: TABON PUMA disconnected

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