thenerdest vs Pornoduo (2085 views)

19.03.14 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cae /nerdest 31 kills
Killing Spree cae /nerdest 5 frags without being killed
Accountant cae /nerdest 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Pornoduo#Lagz 7 gibs
...and stay dead! Pornoduo#Lagz 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cae /nerdest 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Pornoduo#Lagz 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Pornoduo#Lagz 140 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cae /nerdest 266 damage per frag
What objective? cae /nerdest 216 XP
Red Shirt Pornoduo#Joka 39 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cae /nerdest 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cae /nerdest 240 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cae /nerdest 2 team kills
Gingerbread man nsd /nerdest 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Pornoduo#Lagz621552134700653165120360/03/613/205/225315135
Pornoduo#Joka641752539400952715487180/02/122/281/121114154
Pornoduo#6333046731100151058710607540/05/135/286/123214645
cae /nerdest11521631275023523355811091/06/325/191/216920756
nsd /nerdest8221527333001153745006360/11/224/172/419915234
/nerdest9743158608021410607105871451/17/249/173/418418045
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Lagz77457920031321109200/01/25/41/0KKDKDKK/DK/K/DDD
Pornoduo#Joka3327390002909133200/00/03/70/0D/DDK/KDKDDD
Pornoduo#5572101820052230242400/01/28/111/0
cae /nerdest225709420001374119400/01/18/30/0KDKKDKDKDKKKK
nsd /nerdest50524800021050103600/01/03/50/1D/KDDKD/DDKK
/nerdest138122131220022424223000/02/111/80/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Lagz623758200012931279360/00/13/52/2DKDKDKDKKDDDD
Pornoduo#Joka464361320031172142700/00/06/100/0DDDDK/DKDDDKDK//KKD
Pornoduo#54801121400324652706360/00/19/152/2
cae /nerdest1284397200011021410190/01/07/61/1KKDKKDKDKDDKKDDK
nsd /nerdest128759710031604105500/00/08/31/1KKKD/KK/KDDK/KDK
/nerdest1281181814300327062465190/01/015/92/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Lagz801845200162572400/00/04/40/0KDKDKDK/D
Pornoduo#Joka85356700031384996180/00/05/41/0/K/DK/DKDKDKK
Pornoduo#83531012200420091720180/00/09/81/0
cae /nerdest1003966000111221024180/00/06/50/0KDK/DKDKDKKD
nsd /nerdest3322261001598985180/00/02/40/1DDKDK/DD
/nerdest6761812100217202009360/00/08/90/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Lagz16643531001119576300/02/11/12/0DK/KDKKK
Pornoduo#Joka3504872200189761500/02/05/10/0KK/KKKKKD
Pornoduo#2589112530022092137800/04/16/22/0
cae /nerdest1418170001597112000/01/20/30/1KD/DDDDD
nsd /nerdest281527000178197200/00/22/30/1DD/KDDDDK
/nerdest213331400021378209200/01/42/60/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Lagz0605000145060800/00/00/40/0DDD/D
Pornoduo#Joka251414000051859200/00/01/30/1KDDDD
Pornoduo#1320190001968120000/00/01/70/1
cae /nerdest5013120011415450160/00/02/10/0DTK/
nsd /nerdest23339731003785518180/00/06/11/0K/KX/KK/KKK
/nerdest142528510141200968340/00/08/21/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Lagz0604000043265400/00/20/20/0DDDD
Pornoduo#Joka50824000039152500/00/12/30/0DKDDKD
Pornoduo#2514280000823117900/00/32/50/0
cae /nerdest50033511010623383561/03/02/10/0KKKTKKD
nsd /nerdest1501232000155644000/10/03/10/0KDKX/K
/nerdest325458310111179823561/13/05/20/0

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Player Chats
Pornoduo#Joka [Countdown]: hf
[10:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:54]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:59]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:00]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:59
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: gg
[3:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[2:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:40]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:59)
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:33]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:33]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:59
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: gg
Pornoduo#Joka [Warmup]: gg
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: Good thing it's over fast!
Pornoduo#Lagz [Countdown]: :D
[1:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:06]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:59)
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: wp
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: :D
[8:53]: The Doors are opening!!
Pornoduo#Joka [8:16]: fast, faster the fastest
Pornoduo#Joka [8:15]: :D
[8:07]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:52
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: wrong desicion
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: :D
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: we dont really like deli
nsd /nerdest [Countdown]: 2simple to care
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:52)
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: gg guys bye
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: thanks gg
[Intermission]: Pornoduo#Joka disconnected
[Intermission]: nsd /nerdest disconnected
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: puhelin

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