turbot vs We pwn all (2450 views)

fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
pl Cisy
pl SkyLine
pl Baczo
21.03.14 21:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [turbot] vokki 58 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] vokki 8 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT STATTI 120% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [turbot] Swanidius 17 gibs
...and stay dead! we Baczo PWN 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [turbot] Swanidius 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT STATTI 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer we cisy pwn 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! we SkyLine PWN 304 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT STATTI 423 XP
Red Shirt we cisy pwn 81 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT STATTI 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT STATTI 204 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut we cisy pwn 3 team kills
Gingerbread man [turbot] Swanidius 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[turbot] vokki118358584960116943874113010/06/147/296/416315186
TURBOT STATTI12042353449028954188404270/02/247/336/2180201712
[turbot] Swanidius89294566317001999968947361/02/148/415/3179142410
turbot107107516715632034328975251987641/010/1142/4117/317416569
we SkyLine PWN57277386671191042810666590/11/336/512/427415948
we Baczo PWN643083656140014776692871300/00/132/334/821616638
we cisy pwn48218398160312700490221350/03/637/602/4180111310
pwn5580311320327143525198289753240/04/6105/608/422314539
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] vokki20013426131018318019811720/00/025/52/1KXKKKKD//KKDKKKK/KK//KKKKK/TKK/K/DKKDKKDK
TURBOT STATTI17317426154011374135522130/00/024/143/1/KTDKKKKKKKDDKDDKKDKDKKKKKDKDKDXKKKDDDKKKKD
[turbot] Swanidius959721221000938923219360/01/020/130/0K/KKKD/DDKDDKKK/KDD/K/K/KK/DKDDKKDKKDK/K/KD
turbot15640573501502181081387524210/01/069/325/2
we SkyLine PWN69103162340003792383900/00/016/210/2DDKDDKDKDKKDDKDKDKDDDDKDDKKDKDKKDKDDDDK
we Baczo PWN38104718200318633441180/00/07/130/2DKDKKDDKDDKD/DDDDDDK//KDD
we cisy pwn2563935000030973533860/00/18/341/0DDDDDDDDDDKDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDDKDDKDDDDDKDKDDDDK
pwn44270327660038752108131040/00/131/681/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] vokki546361110021758136600/02/13/71/1DK/DDDKDKKDD/KDDK
TURBOT STATTI128649730011746155300/00/28/41/0KKKDKDKKDDK/DDKK
[turbot] Swanidius1627313840012215160900/01/010/72/0DKKKKDDKKDK/DKDKKDKKK
turbot115200282680045719452800/03/321/184/1
we SkyLine PWN4258614110421772079180/00/25/81/0KSDKDDK/DXD/KDK/K/DDD
we Baczo PWN5034612200312231784180/00/06/60/3DKKDK/DDD/D/DKKKDD
we cisy pwn8348101220121128185610/03/18/80/1/DDKDKK/TKDKKKDKDKDKDDD
pwn581402238511945285719370/03/319/221/4
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] vokki157121221430033436282900/04/015/103/1KDKK/D/KDK/KKKKDKKDKDDKDDKKKKKKKKDKD
TURBOT STATTI1551141492013293320652140/02/011/62/0/KK/KK/DDKKDKKDKKKKKDTKD
[turbot] Swanidius8881161820072481207901/00/012/113/1DKKDKDDDK/DKKDK/DK/K/KK/K/D/KDKXDKK
turbot133316524170113885069732141/06/038/278/2
we SkyLine PWN3166619201125603310410/10/16/141/2KDDDKDK/DKTDDKDDDKDDDDDDDD
we Baczo PWN75106121640012665294500/00/111/111/3DDDDKKDDK/DKKDKKDDKKDDKKDDKD
we cisy pwn4566102230031748259500/00/410/130/3DKKK/DK/KXDDDDDDK/DDDKDDDDDDKKDKD
pwn502382857901569738850410/10/627/382/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] vokki36404111003106412351290/00/04/70/1DK/D/DDDK/KDDKD
TURBOT STATTI307141300031121167000/00/04/90/1KKDD/DDDD/D/DDKKD
[turbot] Swanidius404361510021408204000/00/16/100/2DDDKK/KKDDDDDD/DDDKDK
turbot3515414392008359349451290/00/114/260/4
we SkyLine PWN10050101000041899143800/01/09/80/0KDDDKKKK/KK/KK/KDDDXX/
we Baczo PWN110641110600720151117940/00/08/33/0KKK/KDK/K//K/K/KK/DKD
we cisy pwn83411012102710311038480/00/011/51/0D/KDKD/K/K//KK/KK/KDTTKD
pwn98155313270218494535931420/01/028/164/0

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Player Chats
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: 2014 -> problems running ET
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: pozdro Risk
we cisy pwn [Countdown]: pozdro Risk
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: fun
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: hf
we Baczo PWN [Countdown]: pozdro Risk
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
we cisy pwn [10:08]: SHTI
we Baczo PWN [8:52]: SURE
we Baczo PWN [8:50]: KURWO
we SkyLine PWN [8:49]: xD
we Baczo PWN [3:13]: FINTARD KURWA
we SkyLine PWN [3:08]: XD
we SkyLine PWN [2:44]: get hit
we SkyLine PWN [2:44]: :)
we SkyLine PWN [2:35]: we can hit u
we SkyLine PWN [2:31]: cant
[turbot] Swanidius [2:30]: xD
[turbot] Swanidius [2:26]: Yes u can very well
we Baczo PWN [2:10]: omg
[turbot] Swanidius [1:51]: Maybe u hit well but bad aim?!?!?
we cisy pwn [1:43]: =?
we SkyLine PWN [0:47]: swanidious
we SkyLine PWN [0:44]: u talking about bad aim?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: SUP?
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: u talking about bad aim/
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Yes?!
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: why?:S
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: when i was with yoko against u , u cant do anything your aim was on the 0 LEVEL
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: what?
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: when i was playing with yoko against u , u cant do anything your aim was on the 0 LEVEL
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: derpw
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: your statisitc on atack 4/20 xD
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: what the fuck :D
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: super aimer
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: ;D
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: ok
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: are u high?
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: rup
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: fun
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: cool story bro :D
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: cool but true
[turbot] vokki [Countdown]: maybe yoko carried you?
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: this yokoomust be true highskill
[11:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
we cisy pwn [10:52]: omg.... camps everywhere : *
[10:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:48]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[turbot] Swanidius [7:48]: statti's cheats overheated
[7:48]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:48]: Axis team locked from spectators by we SkyLine PWN
[7:48]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:48]: FIGHT!
[7:10]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
we cisy pwn [6:54]: *PAUSE*
[6:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: same thing for him?
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: just random freeze?
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: damn it looked so random
[6:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:54]: Allies team locked from spectators by [turbot] Swanidius
[6:54]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
we SkyLine PWN [6:54]: wp lagf
we SkyLine PWN [6:54]: XD
[6:54]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: xD
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: random freeze?
[6:54]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
we SkyLine PWN [6:54]: xd
[6:54]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: in game
[6:54]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: I had that one
[6:54]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:54]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:54]: FIGHT!
we SkyLine PWN [6:27]: gg
we Baczo PWN [6:17]: NEXT MAP CHANGE SERVER
we cisy pwn [6:13]: idd
TURBOT STATTI [6:11]: ping is fine
we Baczo PWN [6:07]: not
we Baczo PWN [6:05]: fine
TURBOT STATTI [6:02]: stable 98
we SkyLine PWN [5:59]: chhange server
we SkyLine PWN [5:57]: baczo cant hit
[turbot] vokki [5:46]: :D
TURBOT STATTI [5:46]: no idea who he even is
[turbot] Swanidius [5:44]: maybe put cheats on?!
[5:44]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:15 (original: 12:00)
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Hit then more?
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: fun
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [9:47]: xD
we Baczo PWN [9:24]: GET HIT
we Baczo PWN [9:20]: JEBANY FINTARDZIE
we cisy pwn [9:03]: mhm
we cisy pwn [8:59]: ncie hit
we SkyLine PWN [8:21]: check our pingnow
we SkyLine PWN [8:20]: 105
we SkyLine PWN [8:19]: :D
we SkyLine PWN [8:17]: yes its stable
we SkyLine PWN [8:16]: xD
we SkyLine PWN [8:16]: XD
we cisy pwn [8:14]: 108..
[7:52]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:36]: The side gate has been built!
[7:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:17]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:28]: HAHAHAHA
we SkyLine PWN [4:23]: only camp
[turbot] Swanidius [4:15]: jhahahha
[turbot] Swanidius [4:08]: hahah
we SkyLine PWN [1:53]: wp camp skill
we SkyLine PWN [1:52]: :D
TURBOT STATTI [1:46]: says u ;D
[turbot] Swanidius [1:44]: well
[turbot] Swanidius [1:41]: its ur shit lean only map :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: well
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: now u can start the leaning
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: Yes
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: :DDDDDDDDDD
[turbot] vokki [Countdown]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: I really need to get that quote
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: ye
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: get skill
we cisy pwn [9:55]: to show mom
[9:06]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:05]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[9:03]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:50]: The side gate has been built!
[8:23]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:17]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[5:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:43]: The side gate has been destroyed!
we SkyLine PWN [4:06]: rly fair play game when i cant hit u
[turbot] Swanidius [4:01]: xD
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:29 (original: 10:00)
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: we SkyLine PWN disconnected
[Intermission]: we cisy pwn disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: we Baczo PWN disconnected

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