Buy him ,fuck u vs ET in 2014 lol (2208 views)

be dooppi
be xAeee
cl hanS
ro Stary
md eujen
de s1LENT
25.03.14 23:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth xAeee 75 kills
Killing Spree 2k14.Stary 6 frags without being killed
Accountant dooPPi BLABLABLA 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hanS. 20 gibs
...and stay dead! hanS. 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning xAeee 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 2k14.Stary 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer xAeee 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Stefan cel Mare 230 damage per frag
What objective? 2k14.Stary 485 XP
Red Shirt Stefan cel Mare 98 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ch1lent 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ch1lent 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hanS. 4 team kills
Gingerbread man hanS. 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ch1lent79390617718021913351135501820/10/659/514/3219176410
2k14.Stary91485626816031711796109602280/04/249/4211/819016166
Stefan cel Mare55378549811121212114130121220/02/750/714/622413129
St73125317724345174837261375225320/06/7158/7119/621115648
xAeee9042075831401181395413968720/08/165/573/818616866
dooPPi BLABLABLA99435716919321714183111043321/04/360/434/620015444
hanS.5233248922014299385121892920/03/238/5711/619613137
hanS.78118719424453476437522372616961/015/2163/5718/619415146
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ch1lent701051420130163746393380/00/315/120/1//KKKXDK/TDDDKDKK/KDKDKD//DXDDDKDKKDK
2k14.Stary401181025202827433257830/00/110/122/4DK//T/K/KDDK/DDK/DKDKD/TDDDDDDK/KKDDD
Stefan cel Mare511331631201737313583420/02/215/220/2DKDK/KD/KDDKDKKD/KXDDDDD/DDKK//KKDXDKDK/KDDTDDDKDD
St54356407617042110220107731330/02/640/462/7
xAeee1401492820500545213682180/05/022/151/1/KDKKDKKDKDKKKKKKDKDKDKX/KDDDKKDK/KKK/KK/DDKKKKDD
dooPPi BLABLABLA6810713191106359131931480/01/111/111/1K/DDDKDDK/DDKKDK/DDK/KKDK/KK/KSDX
hanS.6085142370210266133451000/00/110/116/1K/DDDDDDKK//KK/D/DTK/DKDK//K/KK/DDDTKKK
hanS.89341556213122110773102202660/06/243/378/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ch1lent851121720101735033645710/10/115/113/0/DK/KKDKK/DDK/K/KKK/KDDKKDD/TKKDKDDDKD
2k14.Stary1001101919600329603050180/02/115/142/2K/KKKKKDKDDKKDKDDDKDKDKDK/KK/KKDDDXKDDD
Stefan cel Mare651011726410231143558360/00/215/202/1DDKDKDDDK/KDKDKK/KKDKDDDKDDDDKDKKSKDDDKDDKD
St8332353651111129577102531250/12/445/457/3
xAeee79112192440063394344700/02/116/141/3/KDDKDK/KDKDKDDDKDKDD/K/DK/DKK/DDDKKDKKKDKK
dooPPi BLABLABLA1041172221700343083066361/01/119/161/1/KDKDDKDDKDKDKKDKK//KDKDKKDKDKDDDKKDKKKKDKD
hanS.42106112670092551306400/01/010/150/2/K/KDD/DK/DDDKDDK//DDD/K/KDDKDDKDDK/K
hanS.753355271180018102539577361/04/245/452/6
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ch1lent11711320173004339727941030/00/119/101/2DKKKKDDDDKDKKDKKKDKK/KKDDKK/KD/DKK/KDX
2k14.Stary15716322144014391126811090/02/018/103/0K/K/KKKKDD/KKDKDDKKKKKKDKDKKKDK/KKDTD
Stefan cel Mare63791219400129002720180/00/011/131/2DKDDDDKKDKDKDKKDKDDK/DDKDDDDKKD
St1123555450110191020881952300/02/148/335/4
xAeee68891522200231913951360/00/014/191/2KKDDKDKDD/KDDK/KDDXDDDKKDKDDKDKDDDKDKK
dooPPi BLABLABLA1061131716311331322848420/01/113/100/2K/DKKK/KDDKSKDT/KXKKDKKDDDKKDKDKDKD
hanS.33729270124187234091380/00/18/213/1DDD//DK/DKKDDDDKKXDDKTDSTDDD/KDDDKKDDDD
hanS.69274416552398195102082160/01/235/504/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ch1lent5060102010022705317800/00/110/180/0KD/KDDDDDDDDDDKXKDDDDKDKKDK/KDK
2k14.Stary110941110400221821972180/00/06/64/2K/KKKDDDKDDKKKDKDKDK/
Stefan cel Mare4065922101223693151260/00/39/161/1KDDKDDDKDKDKDDDTKDDDDDKDDDDK/D/K
St672193052601672568301440/00/425/405/3
xAeee76701317301528482888180/01/013/90/2DDDDK/K/KDKKDK/KKDKKKD/DDKDTK/D
dooPPi BLABLABLA1469819138115315219971060/01/017/62/2K/K/DKK/DKSKKKDTKKDKK/DKKDK/KKKKDD
hanS.87691416600623012371540/02/010/102/2DKKDK/KK/K/DKKDKXK/DKK/DK/DDDKXD
hanS.1032374646171216830172561780/04/040/254/6

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Player Chats
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: SOO is stary
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: rup
Stefan cel Mare [Warmup]: romanian claim he was romanian but not true
Stefan cel Mare [Warmup]: !!!
hanS. [Warmup]: real nick silent
hanS. [Warmup]: haha
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: rup
ch1lent [Countdown]: :D
ch1lent [Countdown]: :D
ch1lent [Countdown]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Countdown]: OR FORFEIT
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Countdown]: :O)
[Countdown]: hanS.called a vote.
hanS. [Countdown]:          µæµæµæµæµæµæ! ¶: ®
[Countdown]: Vote cancelled
[10:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:38]: :O)
ch1lent [9:26]: :D
ch1lent [9:26]: :D
ch1lent [9:26]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:24]: :O)
[8:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ch1lent [8:48]: :/
ch1lent [8:48]: :D
[7:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:50]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:50]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
xAeee [6:51]: die eujen
[6:50]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:50]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
ch1lent [6:51]: :(
ch1lent [6:50]: :(
Stefan cel Mare [6:50]: D
ch1lent [6:50]: :(
ch1lent [6:50]: :(
[6:50]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
ch1lent [6:50]: :(
ch1lent [6:51]: :(
ch1lent [6:50]: :(
[6:50]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:50]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:50]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:50]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:50]: FIGHT!
[6:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:17]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
dooPPi BLABLABLA [5:21]: rly
[5:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:10]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:56]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ch1lent [1:44]: :D
ch1lent [1:44]: :D
ch1lent [1:44]: :D
ch1lent [1:44]: :D
ch1lent [1:44]: :D
ch1lent [1:44]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [1:39]: :O)
ch1lent [0:47]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [0:42]: :O)
[0:31]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:28
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: rup
ch1lent [10:14]: :D
ch1lent [10:14]: :D
ch1lent [10:14]: :D
ch1lent [10:14]: :D
ch1lent [8:31]: :(
Stefan cel Mare [8:11]: D
xAeee [7:28]: though it was a body x)
2k14.Stary [7:26]: Xd
2k14.Stary [7:18]: make me talk
2k14.Stary [7:16]: again
2k14.Stary [7:15]: zzz
xAeee [7:14]: xd
[7:02]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
xAeee [6:53]: stary's fault
[6:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ch1lent [6:35]: :D
[6:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [3:16]: :O)
ch1lent [3:15]: worth
ch1lent [3:14]: :D
ch1lent [3:14]: :D
Stefan cel Mare [2:34]: D
[2:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [1:06]: PAUSE
[1:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [1:05]: :O)
[0:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
xAeee [0:26]: :<
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:28)
2k14.Stary [Intermission]: gonna magic reconnect
2k14.Stary [Intermission]: got 90 ping
2k14.Stary [Intermission]: for some reason
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Intermission]: lie
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: :O)
2k14.Stary [Warmup]: ok check my ping now
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
hanS. [9:06]: >*
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:06]: wtf
[9:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:06]: FIGHT!
ch1lent [9:06]: thats why we lose in csgo
ch1lent [9:05]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:04]: :O)
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:01]: no u
dooPPi BLABLABLA [8:58]: µ
[8:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [6:46]: :O)
[6:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
xAeee [6:34]: new this fight would end like this :<
ch1lent [6:26]: :D
[6:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:39]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:30]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
ch1lent [4:09]: :D
Stefan cel Mare [4:09]: D
ch1lent [4:09]: :D
[4:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
2k14.Stary [3:14]: ACE'D
2k14.Stary [3:14]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [3:02]: getting mad of some plays
Stefan cel Mare [2:54]: D
[2:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
ch1lent [1:47]: :D
[1:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:55]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Stefan cel Mare [0:01]: doppi
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Stefan cel Mare [Intermission]: i know a solution for your lag
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
hanS. [Intermission]: my best game
xAeee [Intermission]: u mean hanS
xAeee [Intermission]: ^^
Stefan cel Mare [Intermission]: D
Stefan cel Mare [Intermission]: ahahhaha
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Intermission]: .
hanS. [Warmup]: ........
Stefan cel Mare [Warmup]: come stary ts
Stefan cel Mare [Warmup]: mnaybe i can help you
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: ?
xAeee [Warmup]: rup need to sleep !
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Warmup]: rup
2k14.Stary [Countdown]: dooppi
2k14.Stary [Countdown]: u using
2k14.Stary [Countdown]: wireless
2k14.Stary [Countdown]: or cable?
dooPPi BLABLABLA [Countdown]: vcable
[11:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
dooPPi BLABLABLA [10:44]: :)
xAeee [10:29]: fml
[10:28]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:28]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ch1lent [10:08]: ak47?
ch1lent [10:07]: :D
ch1lent [10:07]: :/
ch1lent [10:07]: :D
[10:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [10:04]: xd
dooPPi BLABLABLA [10:01]: looks alike
[9:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ch1lent [9:14]: wat
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:12]: :O)
ch1lent [9:11]: :D
ch1lent [9:11]: :D
ch1lent [9:11]: :D
ch1lent [9:11]: :D
ch1lent [9:11]: :D
ch1lent [9:11]: :D
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:10]: HAHAHA
dooPPi BLABLABLA [9:06]: dat
[8:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [8:23]: :O)
[8:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [8:18]: THIS EUJEN =-
[7:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:59]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Stefan cel Mare [6:44]: D
[6:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
dooPPi BLABLABLA [6:07]: :O)
[5:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
ch1lent [4:38]: :(
[4:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:37]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:03]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:56 (original: 12:00)
2k14.Stary [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: dooPPi BLABLABLA disconnected
[Intermission]: 2k14.Stary disconnected

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