We pwn all vs turbot (2927 views)

pl Baczo
pl SkyLine
pl Kaczor
fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
27.03.14 20:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [turbot] Swanidius 52 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] Statti 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [turbot] Statti 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [turbot] Swanidius 13 gibs
...and stay dead! wPa|Kaczor 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [turbot] Swanidius 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT VOKKI 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT VOKKI 128 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wPa|Kaczor 232 damage per frag
What objective? [turbot] Statti 375 XP
Red Shirt wPa|Baczo 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wPa|Baczo 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [turbot] Swanidius 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wPa SkyLine///M 3 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT VOKKI 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wPa|Baczo65301426471012658767241120/10/035/497/4157103310
wPa|Kaczor653293757130011757679921260/21/333/353/620514038
wPa SkyLine///M8033048601003121004987623450/03/744/394/220914645
wPa7096012718130133524212234785830/04/7112/3914/219013038
TURBOT VOKKI69295446470116611763173410/02/135/418/71399955
[turbot] Swanidius93332525613011293349794653/04/345/351/618017536
[turbot] Statti104375484680112787776221400/04/040/335/316416666
turbot87100214416628034023328237335463/010/0120/3314/316114756
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Baczo90561011300414971261760/00/09/81/1DDKK/DKDKKDD//K/DKKXKXK
wPa|Kaczor306331040029951331180/10/12/51/1DDDDD//KKDDKD
wPa SkyLine///M8051810202113051506980/00/19/81/0KKDDDDDKDK/DKKTDKKTD
wPa6717021319027379740981920/10/220/213/2
TURBOT VOKKI62315800026581018180/01/03/51/1KKK/KDD/DKDDD
[turbot] Swanidius108651312101220171472291/00/013/80/2DKKKDKKDKKKDK/DK/KDDDKDTKD
[turbot] Statti1004966100114231307180/01/04/61/0KDK/KDKDKDKDX
turbot901452426201540983797651/02/020/192/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Baczo88528930041365116600/00/08/60/0K/KKK/KXD/DKK/DDDK
wPa|Kaczor75476810021051120600/00/16/50/0DKKDK/DK/DKDDK
wPa SkyLine///M765410130014224016251030/01/19/81/0K/DTKK/KKDKDD/K/DKDDDKKD
wPa80153243040110465639971030/01/223/191/0
TURBOT VOKKI6144813400211521353180/00/08/100/1DKDDDKD/D/DKDDKKKKKDD
[turbot] Swanidius505051020011522199900/01/14/80/0D/DKDDKKKDKDDDD
[turbot] Statti116787600021323130400/01/06/40/0KDDDD//KKKKKK
turbot761722029600539974656180/02/118/220/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Baczo62162152401002896306500/10/011/214/1KKDDKDDDDKDDDDDDDKDDKSKDKKKDDDDKKKDKDKD
wPa|Kaczor76111162140042545305500/10/116/140/1DKDDDDDDDDKK/KKDKD/K/KDKK/KKKDDDKKDKD
wPa SkyLine///M571071119400229793051900/02/29/130/2DKD/DKKKDDD/DKDKKDDKDDKDDKDKDD
wPa653804264810684209171900/22/336/484/4
TURBOT VOKKI761511621200531112683790/01/113/142/2D/K/K/KDKKXKDKDDDKDDDKDKK/DKDKD/DDKDKK
[turbot] Swanidius891071719200429443185362/01/114/130/1DKDDK/DKKKDKK/KKKDKDKDKDKKDKDDDDD/K/
[turbot] Statti13314124181017311625521040/01/022/102/1KKK/KKDKKKKD/KKKTKKDDK/D/KK//DDKKKDKKDKD/DK
turbot99399575850116917184202192/03/249/374/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Baczo183121110028291232360/00/02/70/2K/DDDD/DDDDKD
wPa|Kaczor75416810001146125300/00/05/51/3KKDDKDKDDKDDDK
wPa SkyLine///M11146109100216781316540/00/29/51/0DKDDKK/KK/KDKDDKDKK
wPa681181828300436533801900/00/216/172/5
TURBOT VOKKI7769791012119612632260/00/03/65/1DDD/KDDDKT/KKKKDK
[turbot] Swanidius1577211750021656126800/01/09/41/1/KDKKKDKDKKKDKKK/D
[turbot] Statti8546673001949112200/01/05/60/1KK/KKDDXDKKDDD
turbot10618724239015380136532260/02/017/166/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Baczo7707900020000/00/05/72/0KK/KDKDKDK/KDDDD
wPa|Kaczor60676103003183911471080/01/04/61/1DDKK/DKK/K/DKDDD
wPa SkyLine///M100729930031847126400/00/18/51/0D/K/DKDDD/KKKDKKKK
wPa7913922286008368624111080/01/117/184/1
TURBOT VOKKI61081300050000/00/08/60/2K/K/DKDDKKD/DKD/KDKD/
[turbot] Swanidius75386830031195187000/01/15/20/2/DKKK/KD/DKDDK
[turbot] Statti556159300110661337180/00/03/72/1DDKDKDDDDDKK/K
turbot64991930600922613207180/01/116/152/5

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Player Chats
[turbot] Statti [Warmup]: I dont have all night
wPa SkyLine///M [Warmup]: wrong team
wPa SkyLine///M [Warmup]: xD
wPa SkyLine///M [Countdown]: fun
[turbot] Statti [Countdown]: hf
wPa SkyLine///M [Countdown]: remember amazing situation
wPa SkyLine///M [Countdown]: XD tXD
wPa SkyLine///M [Countdown]: XD
wPa SkyLine///M [Countdown]: XD
[turbot] Swanidius [8:47]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[turbot] Swanidius [8:44]: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
[8:32]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:31]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[8:07]: Allies capture the factory district!
[turbot] Swanidius [8:02]: vitu paska XD
[7:53]: The side gate has been built!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:20]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[4:53]: The side gate has been built!
[4:34]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:34]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:34]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:34]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:34]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:34]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:25
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: A STATE OF TRANCE
[4:42]: Allies capture the factory district!
[4:40]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[3:31]: Allies capture the factory district!
[3:16]: The side gate has been built!
[2:37]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[2:31]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
wPa SkyLine///M [0:28]: gg
wPa SkyLine///M [0:26]: XD
wPa|Baczo [0:19]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:25)
[turbot] Statti [Intermission]: gg vokki
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Krapula vokki
wPa SkyLine///M [Warmup]: fun
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:17]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:17]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[10:17]: FIGHT!
[9:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:12]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:06]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:07]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[turbot] Swanidius [3:09]: Move bitches:S
wPa SkyLine///M [1:34]: gg
[turbot] Swanidius [0:34]: Pelkkää päätä statti
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: Oops I'm not
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:59]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:39]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:49]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:33]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:12]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
wPa SkyLine///M [7:54]: gg
[6:41]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:18 (original: 12:00)
[turbot] Statti [Warmup]: titan vs VP starting, lets go!!
wPa SkyLine///M [Warmup]: xD
wPa SkyLine///M [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
wPa|Baczo [7:53]: gg
[7:40]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
wPa SkyLine///M [7:15]: good serveur
wPa SkyLine///M [7:14]: :D!
wPa|Baczo [7:12]: ye
wPa|Baczo [7:09]: good brainers in team
wPa|Baczo [6:35]: gg
[6:33]: wPa SkyLine///M disconnected
wPa SkyLine///M [6:29]: xDDDDDDDD
wPa SkyLine///M [6:23]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill
wPa SkyLine///M [6:23]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation
[6:19]: wPa|Baczo disconnected
[6:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:46
[turbot] Statti [Intermission]: gg just in time for CS stream
wPa SkyLine///M [Intermission]: haha
[Intermission]: wPa|Kaczor disconnected

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