eXecutors vs Happy Tree Friends (2554 views)

pl upload
fi LORDI
si m1tja
nl base
de scOw
be SupNa
24.04.14 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ugothazed 43 kills
Killing Spree WINexe feres 5 frags without being killed
Accountant WINexe feres 136% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ugothazed 12 gibs
...and stay dead! ugothazed 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ugothazed 36 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! NICKKE 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer WINexe feres 142 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! WINexe m1tja 308 damage per frag
What objective? ugothazed 320 XP
Red Shirt NICKKE 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? WINexe m1tja 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore WINexe feres 276 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut WINexe feres 2 team kills
Gingerbread man NICKKE 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
WINexe m1tja3121920644001855028459550/00/414/366/627513238
WINexe feres13128838285128629050212020/02/035/173/216617353
WINexe lrd4017223583001567019354660/01/220/342/929116128
WINexe feres42051200040000/00/15/70/00014
WINexe 536798616212124518493228343230/03/174/711/018311736
ugothazed813204352121221966078511510/02/136/277/322514846
NICKKE58272406762132785367053170/03/227/2811/51969735
low8330133408001770215573720/02/031/190/421313945
low7289311615926337024534201295400/07/094/1918/421112845
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WINexe m1tja8431120004475117500/00/01/70/1DD//K/DDD/DDD
WINexe feres3008293000010606761120/02/07/20/1KDKKKKKKKKDD
WINexe lrd4526511100412171478180/00/05/40/3K/D/DDKK/DKD/DKD
WINexe 11815115261008275233291300/02/013/130/5
ugothazed55655921041313106800/00/14/31/0SKK//D/K/KDDKD
NICKKE5354815110613371005360/00/14/74/0KDD///KD/K/DKDKDD/KDKKS
low8358563003679679180/00/05/30/0K//DKDD/KKK
low6417718306201333292752540/00/213/135/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WINexe m1tja604135100361250300/00/00/23/0///DDKKK
WINexe feres40042411010670566130/00/05/10/0KTKDKK
WINexe lrd3322261002615777480/00/12/30/1XKD//DKDD
WINexe 164105912301518971846610/00/17/63/1
ugothazed7523341000716719180/00/02/41/1DDKXKKDD
NICKKE4022250013594581130/01/02/10/1/K//TKDD
low661823000053659700/00/02/20/1DKDKD
low6063712101318461897310/01/06/71/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WINexe m1tja2862828100624113975370/00/18/170/4/DDDDDDKDDDDDDDDKKKDKDK/DD/DDKD/DK//
WINexe feres6668812110520931841360/00/06/62/0DKD/KKS/KDKDK/DKK//D
WINexe lrd4481112500052845455900/00/110/151/4DDDKD/D/DKDDDDKDDDDDDKDK/DKK/DKK/KKD
WINexe feres41051200040000/00/15/70/0/DDDK/KDK/KDDK/DD
WINexe 45211327721020734910375730/00/329/453/8
ugothazed96146252640112520137521250/01/020/135/1K/TKKD/K//KKKDKKDK/KKDK/KK/KK/K/KD/DKDDKDKDKD/DDDKK/
NICKKE6610018274101436382992540/01/013/114/2X/KK/K/K/DDKDKDKK//K/K/D/K/DDKSKDK/K/D/K/KKDDD
low86129131520093236224100/01/012/50/1/KKK/K/DK/K///KKKKDDKKK/D/DD
low8337556681011351207589851790/03/045/299/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WINexe m1tja4273819200520042806180/00/35/103/1/KKDD/K/DDDK/KDKDD/KDKDDDDD
WINexe feres141961712301324671938410/00/017/81/1DKDTDKKKK/DKKDKK/KK/KDKKDKDKKD
WINexe lrd314351610042024254000/01/03/121/1K/DDKX/D/KDKDD/DDKDDDD
WINexe 7121230476011264957284590/01/325/305/3
ugothazed7686101350152430231280/01/010/70/1DKD//DK/KKDDKDDKKKK/DT/K
NICKKE609612201009228421272140/01/18/93/2/KDKK///KDDD//DKDKDKDD/KD/KXKKDK/
low81961316300525702056540/01/012/90/2KDKKD//KDDDK/K/KDK/KKKDDDKDKD
low72278354990119728464952760/03/130/253/5

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Player Chats
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: didnt know fucking a minor is consireded a legal offence in the states
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: sHOUTOUT sUPNA <3
low [Warmup]: Thanks my slovenian friend
low [Warmup]: Did you enjoy 2 months of life?
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: Yes (:
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: You?(:
low [Warmup]: Yes :)
low [Warmup]: got a girlfriend etc now for 1,5month
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: Gz :)
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: is she single by any chance?
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: I broke up with mine (:
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: XD
low [Warmup]: oh to bad bro:) she hates it when i game tho:p had to do smth once on ts for 10min only and she got kinda mad on base :D
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: thats dating material then? :P
WINexe m1tja [Warmup]: lets play my darlings and scow :)
NICKKE [Warmup]: but she said i had a sexy voice so its al ok
low [Warmup]: true
low [Warmup]: she said to you to hurry up tho maybe i lied
WINexe m1tja [Countdown]: LORDI stay in spawn u r the lowest
low [Countdown]: gl
WINexe m1tja [Countdown]: lordi boxe
WINexe lrd [Countdown]: no
WINexe m1tja [Countdown]: boxes
WINexe lrd [9:58]: soz4ownage
WINexe lrd [9:39]: oh u can lean in ET
WINexe lrd [9:18]: wtf
WINexe lrd [9:15]: ufcking cheating cum bag
[9:11]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:53]: The side gate has been built!
WINexe lrd [8:52]: scow retard
WINexe feres [8:50]: :XD
WINexe m1tja [8:46]: soz4ownage
WINexe m1tja [8:46]: soz4ownage
WINexe m1tja [8:46]: soz4ownage
WINexe m1tja [8:45]: soz4ownage
WINexe lrd [8:45]: soz4ownage
[8:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:17]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:08]: The side gate has been destroyed!
WINexe feres [7:44]: :XD
WINexe lrd [7:09]: fuck this cancer ping
[6:50]: The side gate has been built!
WINexe lrd [6:50]: FUCK ping
low [6:46]: XD
WINexe m1tja [6:38]: DID I OWN YOU
low [6:35]: abit
WINexe lrd [6:33]: a bit
[6:28]: The side gate has been destroyed!
WINexe lrd [5:56]: SURE
[5:04]: The side gate has been built!
low [4:39]: wtf
WINexe lrd [4:39]: soz4ownage
low [4:39]: xD
WINexe lrd [4:34]: I WAS LEANIGN SIDE
NICKKE [4:21]: ..
WINexe lrd [4:14]: XDDDDDDD
WINexe lrd [4:08]: they didnt shoot u - no heal
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:21
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: upload hasnt improved since i left ET
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: no surprise
WINexe feres [Warmup]: im cs:go player
WINexe lrd [Countdown]: same
low [Countdown]: gl
low [Countdown]: same
[5:41]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:39]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[5:36]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:19]: The side gate has been built!
[4:51]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
WINexe lrd [4:51]: soz4ownage
[4:44]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
WINexe m1tja [4:00]: Don't talk with tears in your eyes
[3:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[3:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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low [3:58]: :(
[3:58]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[3:58]: FIGHT!
WINexe feres [3:40]: :XD
WINexe lrd [3:39]: soz4ownage
WINexe lrd [3:39]: soz4ownage
WINexe lrd [3:39]: soz4ownage
low [3:36]: xd gg
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:31]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:50 (original: 6:21)
NICKKE [Warmup]: we alrdy speclocked upload
NICKKE [Warmup]: but nice try
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: obvious sign of aimbo
low [Countdown]: very nice try
low [Countdown]: 7/10
[11:41]: WINexe feres timed out
WINexe lrd [10:46]: u play like butt fucked retarded dog with fucking severe brain damage and halluciations
WINexe lrd [8:14]: god
WINexe lrd [8:08]: would like to bash ur skinny face in
WINexe m1tja [6:50]: soz4ownage
WINexe lrd [6:47]: soz4ownage
[6:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
WINexe m1tja [6:46]: this guy is lagging like a boss
WINexe m1tja [6:46]: impossible
WINexe lrd [6:47]: ye my ping is retarded
WINexe m1tja [6:47]: both of them
WINexe m1tja [6:47]: XD
[6:46]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:46]: WINexe feres client communication failure
[6:47]: WINexe feres connected
low [6:47]: scow loaded hacks because he thought feres would cheat
[6:46]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ugothazed [6:46]: :o
low [6:46]: gg
NICKKE [6:46]: xD
WINexe lrd [6:47]: idk why mitja had to take b4 when we could just fucking fh on ufo and be done wit hthis shti
ugothazed [6:47]: i trusted u!
low [6:47]: :(
[6:46]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:47]: WINexe feres Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
WINexe lrd [6:47]: u took b4???????
[6:46]: WINexe feres connected
[6:46]: WINexe feres disconnected
WINexe lrd [6:46]: or mitja trollin
[6:47]: WINexe feres connected
[6:46]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
low [6:46]: ofc we did
WINexe lrd [6:47]: oh god why did mitja take sd then
WINexe lrd [6:47]: makes no sense
[6:46]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
low [6:47]: :D
[6:46]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
low [6:46]: i had the same yesterday
[6:46]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
low [6:46]: very strange
WINexe lrd [6:46]: stop DDOSing me
[6:46]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
low [6:46]: woah u have stable:D i mean feres
WINexe lrd [6:46]: u saw my name on gtv and were like wtf that guy is a threat because of his awesome set of skills
[6:46]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
low [6:47]: oke bro
[6:46]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
WINexe lrd [6:46]: stop talkinmg to me
WINexe lrd [6:46]: use teamchat
low [6:46]: oke bro
WINexe lrd [6:47]: k
[6:46]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
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WINexe m1tja [6:47]: lordi is boss for talking bs
[6:47]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[6:47]: FIGHT!
[6:46]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
WINexe m1tja [6:46]: now he is back awesome
low [6:46]: we will pause next time
[6:46]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:46]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
low [6:46]: ah lag again kurva
[6:46]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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WINexe m1tja [6:46]: xD
[6:46]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:46]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
WINexe m1tja [6:46]: he lagged again
[6:46]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
low [6:46]: .??
[6:46]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:46]: FIGHT!
[6:42]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
WINexe lrd [6:42]: pause
WINexe m1tja [6:42]: w8
ugothazed [6:42]: get a new 3rd man
ugothazed [6:42]: this is nonsense
low [6:42]: we took a tactic 5 seconds lordi
[6:42]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
low [6:42]: just saying
[6:42]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
low [6:42]: can we go
WINexe feres [6:42]: that sucks
[6:42]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
low [6:42]: idd bro :(
low [6:42]: so can i unpause?
WINexe feres [6:42]: yeah
[6:42]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[6:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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WINexe lrd [6:42]: i got an early genital warts removal so pls hurry with this official
[6:42]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[6:42]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
WINexe lrd [6:42]: gotta catch my 6 hours of sleep
[6:42]: FIGHT!
low [6:42]: xdd
WINexe lrd [6:35]: fuck u nickke
WINexe lrd [6:20]: this is watse of time
WINexe lrd [6:11]: mitjas life is watse of oxygen
WINexe lrd [6:07]: and ikeep misspeling watse
WINexe m1tja [4:53]: i'll get new 3rd after thsi round
WINexe lrd [4:49]: no i leave
WINexe lrd [4:43]: waste of time honestly
WINexe lrd [4:39]: cant deny it
[3:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
WINexe lrd [3:35]: easy gaming easy life
WINexe lrd [3:33]: #rekt
[3:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
WINexe lrd [2:54]: im full
[2:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[2:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
NICKKE [2:35]: XD
WINexe lrd [2:33]: idiot team
WINexe lrd [2:32]: soz4ownage
WINexe m1tja [2:32]: idiot
[2:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
WINexe m1tja [2:31]: XD
WINexe lrd [2:13]: 23 acc master race reportin in
[2:00]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
WINexe lrd [1:52]: soz4ownage
WINexe lrd [1:43]: soz4ownage
low [1:40]: yw
WINexe lrd [0:48]: soz4ownage
low [0:42]: YW
WINexe lrd [0:15]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
WINexe lrd [Intermission]: started playing seriously #Rekt #AssertingDominance #SuicideLine
WINexe lrd [Intermission]: #LemmeHearYourCries
WINexe lrd [Intermission]: #periodblood
WINexe m1tja [Intermission]: #YOLO
WINexe lrd [Intermission]: #tampons
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: cya uplkoad
WINexe lrd [Warmup]: hey*
low [11:33]: i trippled upload
WINexe lrd [11:27]: he was 999
[11:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:18]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:11]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
WINexe lrd [11:10]: wb uplad
WINexe feres [11:07]: XD
WINexe m1tja [11:06]: XDDDDDD
low [11:06]: xdd
WINexe lrd [11:04]: soz4ownage
WINexe m1tja [11:03]: right moment
WINexe feres [11:02]: trolled
WINexe lrd [11:01]: :D
WINexe lrd [10:57]: :D
[10:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
WINexe feres [10:15]: this is very fun
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
WINexe lrd [9:48]: we enjoy this offi for the pure satisfaction of rape
WINexe lrd [9:09]: :D
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
WINexe lrd [8:44]: GIVE ME ASSIST
WINexe lrd [8:02]: :D
WINexe lrd [7:58]: hmh
[7:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
WINexe lrd [7:24]: jesus
WINexe lrd [7:00]: chrsit
[6:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
WINexe lrd [5:02]: :D
[4:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
WINexe lrd [4:22]: soz4ownage
[4:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
WINexe lrd [3:19]: 300 now >D
[3:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:59 (original: 12:00)
WINexe feres [Intermission]: enjoyed
WINexe lrd [Intermission]: yep

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.