Skull Commando Squad vs ofc ofc vent vent (2556 views)

pl jiN
si m1tja
nl timbolina
at DrLagAlot
pl promen
pl upload
29.04.14 17:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ofcofc promen 47 kills
Killing Spree ofcofc promen 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ofcofc DrDLalot 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! sCs.m1Tja 7 gibs
...and stay dead! sCs.t1Mbo 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ofcofc promen 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ofcofc DrDLalot 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ofcofc DrDLalot 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [B] upli :P 312 damage per frag
What objective? ofcofc promen 276 XP
Red Shirt sCs.m1Tja 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? sCs.t1Mbo 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [B] upli :P 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sCs.t1Mbo 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ofcofc promen 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
sCs.t1Mbo29144155150213478172971730/01/216/360/031914328
sCs.m1Tja4820128567211756947339870/01/325/293/820312738
sCs.BrN78256354540012769771611840/04/030/341/022015936
sCs.516017815216234218172217974440/06/071/344/024714337
ofcofc DrDLalot9524941423101570006323690/00/437/214/217114744
ofcofc promen9027647526002588126491580/04/041/262/118712566
[B] upli :P622182133610959855358360/01/218/212/128515833
[B] upli :P8474310912715204921797181721630/05/296/218/121414344
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sCs.t1Mbo275351820051739262400/01/04/130/0/DK/DKDDK/DKDD//DDDKDDD
sCs.m1Tja66771421410826882616360/00/113/101/2/DSKK/KDDKK/KDDKK/KDK/DKK/DDD/K/KDDD
sCs.BrN10011014141005285725441120/01/012/91/0K/KDK/DKDDDKDKKDK/K/KDKKK/DK
sCs.64240335371018728477841480/02/129/322/2
ofcofc DrDLalot12190171411042311238700/00/215/72/1/KKK//DK/DKKDKSKKDKDDKKDKDKKDKKD
ofcofc promen731041419000732772635180/01/013/110/1/DDDDKK/DK/K/DKD/DK/DKDK/KKKKDDKK
[B] upli :P338341210012196226200/00/04/110/0/DDKDDDKDDDKDDKD
[B] upli :P7627735452101277847284180/01/232/292/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sCs.t1Mbo2147419100417112929860/00/14/140/0KD//KDDDKD/DDDDDDDKDDD/
sCs.m1Tja4296921201420183282510/01/28/121/3DD/KDKKDKKDDKDDD/DK/DDDDDDDK/KT
sCs.BrN731061419200533632837720/03/011/150/0K//KK/DKDDKKDKKDKDDDD/DDKKDK/DKDKX
sCs.45249275950113709290482090/04/323/411/3
ofcofc DrDLalot87901416100829022533360/00/213/61/0KKDK/DDDK/K/DDK/KK/KKKK/KK//DD
ofcofc promen9111622244001440072648400/03/017/102/0/////K/D/DKKDDKD/KKKDK/KKK//DKD/KKKDKKK/KK/KKD
[B] upli :P7686101341042139191100/00/210/60/1D/DKKKDKKDDKD/K/KDDK/KDS
[B] upli :P8529246539102690487092760/03/440/223/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sCs.t1Mbo662146200277672900/00/14/30/0DKK/DK/DKD
sCs.m1Tja502036000260763800/00/02/31/1KKDD/D/KD
sCs.BrN502024100154452600/00/02/30/0/KDDKD
sCs.556191630051927189300/00/18/91/1
ofcofc DrDLalot663546100168171900/00/04/40/1DKDDKK/DKD
ofcofc promen601735100344950900/00/03/20/0K/KD//KD
[B] upli :P1333043100176369900/01/02/21/0KDK/DKK
[B] upli :P8682111430051893192700/01/09/81/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sCs.t1Mbo25232800225551015870/00/04/60/0D/TDDDTK/DKD
sCs.m1Tja25828110338180300/00/02/40/2DDDXK/KSDX//
sCs.BrN6220580001933125400/00/05/70/0DDDDKK/KDKDDK
sCs.3751924112618693072870/00/011/170/2
ofcofc DrDLalot100346600021106684330/00/05/41/0/KKK/DDDKKKD
ofcofc promen20039841001107969900/00/08/30/0KKKKKDKK/DKD
[B] upli :P6019350003887486360/00/02/21/0//KDKK/D
[B] upli :P120921715100630721869690/00/015/92/0

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Player Chats
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: why are u not banned then
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: :XD
[B] upli :P [Warmup]: because im awesome person (:
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: DrLagAlot :)
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: glhf m1tja
[11:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
sCs.m1Tja [11:16]: mad niggas are mad
sCs.m1Tja [11:16]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sCs.m1Tja [11:15]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sCs.m1Tja [11:15]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sCs.m1Tja [11:14]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sCs.m1Tja [11:14]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:10]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
sCs.BrN [11:04]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [11:02]: xD
sCs.BrN [9:53]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [9:51]: XD
[9:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[B] upli :P [9:40]: that was m1tja skill
[B] upli :P [9:40]: XD
[9:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
sCs.m1Tja [9:41]: can u merc for us upload
sCs.m1Tja [9:40]: u mean rape?
[B] upli :P [9:40]: yes
[9:40]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ofcofc DrDLalot [9:41]: I heard m1tja has got big tomatos in his stool
sCs.BrN [9:40]: mitja wanna play with promen :)
[9:40]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
ofcofc promen [9:40]: got drugs?
ofcofc promen [9:40]: i can come
[9:41]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[B] upli :P [9:41]: i have one kill :)
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[9:41]: FIGHT!
[9:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
sCs.BrN [8:39]: :XD
[7:22]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[5:21]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
sCs.m1Tja [5:14]: WHO is boss upli
sCs.BrN [5:12]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [5:12]: tell me pelase
sCs.t1Mbo [5:11]: XD
[B] upli :P [5:07]: no ammo gg
[B] upli :P [4:37]: that map is so cancer
[B] upli :P [4:36]: Xd
sCs.m1Tja [4:24]: YE cuz u dont have good teamamtes
[4:03]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
sCs.t1Mbo [3:42]: nice elviss
[B] upli :P [3:40]: :XD
sCs.t1Mbo [3:39]: XD
[2:48]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:04]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
ofcofc DrDLalot [1:59]: Stop it mitja
[0:02]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
sCs.m1Tja [Intermission]: UPLI Stop it
[B] upli :P [Intermission]: XD
sCs.m1Tja [Intermission]: XD
[B] upli :P [Warmup]: ur welcome my friends :)
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: nice AC running guys
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: nice forfeit anyway
ofcofc promen [Warmup]: ?
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: promen and drlag alot without anticheat
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: but lets finish
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: reporting
ofcofc promen [Warmup]: im on ac
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: ye sure
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: no
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: Internet is lying
[B] upli :P [Warmup]: im the only one clean in this game
ofcofc promen [Warmup]: sims music when launching game
ofcofc promen [Warmup]: is not lie
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: XD
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: kallis gonna bust himself again gg
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
sCs.m1Tja [Countdown]: i fullholded upload
sCs.m1Tja [Countdown]: XD
sCs.m1Tja [Countdown]: sad day for you
[11:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:49]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[B] upli :P [10:34]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [10:31]: XD
sCs.BrN [10:11]: :XD
[B] upli :P [9:18]: :XD
[8:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[B] upli :P [8:43]: dat lags
sCs.m1Tja [8:43]: upload u r trying hard
[8:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
sCs.t1Mbo [8:43]: u guys still nto connected to cgac
ofcofc DrDLalot [8:43]: he's giving his best to use his full potential of upload bandwith
sCs.t1Mbo [8:43]: just saying
ofcofc DrDLalot [8:43]: lol
[8:43]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ofcofc DrDLalot [8:43]: I completely forgot about it, they didn't even send me the match data
sCs.m1Tja [8:43]: he is just saaying
[8:43]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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sCs.t1Mbo [8:43]: just saying
[8:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[B] upli :P [8:43]: steam update
[8:43]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[B] upli :P [8:43]: XD
ofcofc DrDLalot [8:43]: yeah next map we'll get it
[8:43]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[8:43]: FIGHT!
sCs.m1Tja [8:42]: just saying that u should unban me from 3o3
sCs.t1Mbo [8:15]: fuck off elviss
[B] upli :P [8:13]: :D
[B] upli :P [8:10]: fuck this map
[B] upli :P [8:07]: im gonna camp
[B] upli :P [8:06]: hard
sCs.t1Mbo [8:01]: cool story
[7:29]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[B] upli :P [7:25]: who is boss m1tja
sCs.m1Tja [7:22]: xd
sCs.m1Tja [6:13]: i didnt take obj
sCs.m1Tja [6:10]: i missed it
sCs.m1Tja [6:10]: XD
ofcofc DrDLalot [6:03]: cool
[2:48]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
sCs.t1Mbo [0:34]: score
sCs.m1Tja [0:32]: gg
sCs.BrN [0:31]: :XD
[B] upli :P [0:11]: :XD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
sCs.m1Tja [Intermission]: outdamaged upload :)
[B] upli :P [Intermission]: :)
ofcofc DrDLalot [Warmup]: Phil plan-B: I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: 1sec
sCs.m1Tja [Warmup]: rup?
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: rup proman
[B] upli :P [Countdown]: hf my friends and m1tja :)
sCs.m1Tja [Countdown]: Ty:)
sCs.BrN [9:03]: :XD
ofcofc promen [9:01]: :D
sCs.t1Mbo [9:00]: XDD
ofcofc promen [8:56]: well
ofcofc promen [8:55]: almost
ofcofc promen [8:54]: :D
ofcofc promen [8:50]: xd
[B] upli :P [8:50]: :XD
[B] upli :P [8:48]: :XD
[B] upli :P [8:48]: :XD
[B] upli :P [8:48]: :XD
sCs.m1Tja [8:48]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[8:40]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
sCs.m1Tja [8:38]: nice flyi ng
sCs.m1Tja [8:38]: who is this guy
sCs.m1Tja [8:38]: XD
[8:38]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ofcofc promen [8:38]: the flying dutch erm... polishman
sCs.BrN [8:38]: nice shoes
[8:38]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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ofcofc promen [8:38]: Did you hear about polish man who thought his wife was going to kill him?
ofcofc promen [8:38]: He found a bottle of "polish remover" on her make up desk
ofcofc DrDLalot [8:38]: u know webb ?
[8:38]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
sCs.m1Tja [8:38]: we dont care DrLagAlot
ofcofc promen [8:38]: well you don't but my fans do
ofcofc promen [8:38]: on gtv
[8:38]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
sCs.m1Tja [8:38]: I dont think so
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ofcofc DrDLalot [8:38]: rup
ofcofc promen [8:38]: btw if you don't care about my shit, why are you able to writing my capital letters in the name correctly?
ofcofc promen [8:38]: 8D
[8:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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ofcofc promen [8:38]: to write*
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[8:38]: FIGHT!
[8:17]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:51]: The side gate has been built!
ofcofc promen [7:43]: omfg
ofcofc promen [7:42]: xD
ofcofc promen [7:39]: that timing
[B] upli :P [7:19]: :XD
[B] upli :P [7:19]: :XD
[B] upli :P [7:19]: :XD
sCs.BrN [7:15]: XD
sCs.m1Tja [7:11]: this guy is stupid
sCs.m1Tja [7:10]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[B] upli :P [7:10]: xdddddddddd
ofcofc DrDLalot [7:05]: DAT MEDIC
ofcofc DrDLalot [7:03]: xd
sCs.BrN [7:02]: XD
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:59
sCs.t1Mbo [Intermission]: i have highest dmg tho :)
sCs.t1Mbo [Warmup]: this is easy for us
sCs.BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
ofcofc promen [Warmup]: If I smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
sCs.BrN [Countdown]: :XD
[0:50]: Allies capture the factory district!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:59)
[Intermission]: sCs.t1Mbo disconnected
ofcofc promen [Intermission]: g3g3
[Intermission]: ofcofc promen disconnected
[Intermission]: ofcofc DrDLalot disconnected
[Intermission]: sCs.BrN disconnected
[Intermission]: [B] upli :P disconnected

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