turbot vs zero Points! (3443 views)

fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi Statti
pl jiN
nl Testi
nl GiZmO
02.05.14 16:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT STATTI 53 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT VOKKI 6 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT STATTI 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT Swanidius 22 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT Swanidius 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT STATTI 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT Swanidius 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT Swanidius 188 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 0P BrN 296 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius 443 XP
Red Shirt Tst 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Tst 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT STATTI 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT Swanidius 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT Swanidius 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT Swanidius944435052221120935393592540/02/241/268/318717755
TURBOT VOKKI6632543638201688138186360/03/534/386/320512667
TURBOT STATTI10634453506001394729307900/03/347/333/217918645
TURBOT 87111214616536314927638268523800/08/3122/3317/219016356
0P BrN63303355610011791317915920/03/233/350/226114145
Tst55267366514011078859767660/01/331/455/7219150517
0P GiZmOoO67376436413001298369956720/06/335/442/7229156510
0P 6294611418537023926852276382300/010/399/447/7236149511
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius91115212310001138344012730/01/117/93/2/KKDDK/K/KD///K/KDK/KDKDKK/KDK/KDDKKK/DKKKDD
TURBOT VOKKI4474112540082772323600/00/29/142/1D/D/D/KKDD/DDK/KDK/DDD/KDDDDKKD/KKDK
TURBOT STATTI105118191820063140314300/02/215/102/0/KKKK/KD/KKDK/KDDK/KDKDKKDKDDKKDDK/KD
TURBOT 803075166160025974610391730/03/541/337/3
0P BrN63101142280073510253000/02/112/120/2DD/KK//DKK/K/DKK/DK/DKDDKKKDDDKDKDDD
Tst268083090042909398800/00/16/212/4K/DDDDKDDDDD/D/DDD/DDDDDKKKDKDDDDKDKDD
0P GiZmOoO1181571916800639723228360/03/115/81/1/DKKKDD//DK/KDK/KDDKKDKK/KKKKKDKDKK
0P 693384168250017103919746360/05/333/413/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius90111910600317091799140/01/18/60/0D/D/DKKDD/KKDKKDKKK
TURBOT VOKKI6898111611032482179100/02/38/91/0DKDKK/DDDDKDDDK/DKKDKDK/KSK
TURBOT STATTI6376711100419392064720/00/17/60/0KK/D/KD/DD/KDKDKKD
TURBOT 7428527378101061305654860/03/523/211/0
0P BrN7173101400052454195100/01/19/80/0D//K/DKK/KKKKDK/DDKDDKDD
Tst5348815100513182084580/01/17/80/1KD/K/D/KKDDKK/DKDK/DDDD
0P GiZmOoO726981120031882209500/03/15/70/0K/KDKDDDK/KKDK/DDKD
0P 6519026403001356546130580/05/321/230/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius14210510720032012158800/00/09/41/0//KKKKKDKDKDKKDK/
TURBOT VOKKI537571321031793148800/01/04/92/1DDDDDDDKKKKD//KDDKKS/
TURBOT STATTI14086141020012224214000/00/014/90/0DDDK/KDKKDKKKKDDKKKKDKKD
TURBOT 112266313061076029521600/01/027/223/1
0P BrN2751311101414041701920/00/04/70/0K/D/TD//DDKDKDD
Tst815791120011810192600/00/09/90/1KKKDDDKKK/DKDDKDDKDD
0P GiZmOoO6868111620022002240200/00/110/121/2KKKK/KK/DDDDXDDDKDDKDKDKDDDK
0P 591762338501752166029920/00/123/281/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius8311210124113179819601670/00/07/74/1KDDKDTKKKDDDKSDK/K/K/KD
TURBOT VOKKI15578149100217661671360/00/013/61/1KK/KKKKKKDDKDKKKDDDKK/D
TURBOT STATTI118641311100221691960180/01/011/81/2DKKK/KKDKDXKK/DKDKDKDDKKD
TURBOT 11925437326117573355912210/01/031/216/4
0P BrN88788910011763173300/00/08/80/0KDDDKDK/DDKKKKDDK
Tst1228211920101848176980/00/19/73/1KDDDKKDDKKKKKDTDKDDKK
0P GiZmOoO2382521100119802231360/00/05/170/4/DDDDDKDDDKDDDDKKDDDXDKDDDD
0P 782422439401255915733440/00/122/323/5

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Player Chats
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: better call swiruz and wassabi
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: nah
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: me yokoo swiruz
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: gg
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT VOKKI [Countdown]: wave 2
[9:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
0P BrN [7:20]: :XD
[6:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:38]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:37]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:23]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:19]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:40
0P GiZmOoO [Intermission]: solid first gayme
Tst [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
0P BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Tst [6:50]: :D:D:Dd;
Tst [6:48]: jeez fuck
Tst [6:46]: what a game
TURBOT Swanidius [4:10]: even gizmo cant carry ur low ass testi :D
[4:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:32 (original: 11:40)
Tst [Intermission]: cant compete with your gamestyle
Tst [Warmup]: i guess so, you arent playing
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: Loolololololo
Tst [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: ih
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: oh
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: why the hate
Tst [Countdown]: vs swani
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: tell something about NL skill when they needed u there :D
[10:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
0P BrN [7:51]: XD
0P GiZmOoO [7:02]: WHY
0P GiZmOoO [7:01]: WAIT
[7:00]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
0P GiZmOoO [6:14]: omg
0P GiZmOoO [6:13]: :D
[5:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:56]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:03
Tst [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
0P BrN [Warmup]: roll the bones
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: lets replay this
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: with deli
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: XD
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: Sorry but statti needs to go prac with team finland
TURBOT STATTI [6:41]: boring
0P GiZmOoO [4:17]: idiot rly
0P GiZmOoO [4:16]: xD
TURBOT STATTI [4:06]: boring attack
[4:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
0P BrN [3:47]: :XD
[3:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:41]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:46]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
TURBOT Swanidius [0:03]: easy
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:03)
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius disconnected
0P GiZmOoO [Intermission]: was about time you won sometime again
0P GiZmOoO [Intermission]: xD
[Intermission]: TURBOT STATTI disconnected
[Intermission]: 0P BrN disconnected
0P GiZmOoO [Intermission]: after losing like 10 consecutive times
[Intermission]: Tst disconnected
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: cu in wc
0P GiZmOoO [Warmup]: :D

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