bukkake Paradise 69 vs WINNERMANS (2580 views)

05.05.14 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [w1ns] jiN 52 kills
Killing Spree [w1ns] jiN 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [w1ns] jiN 96% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! envy froxe 7 gibs
...and stay dead! envy froxe 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [w1ns] jiN 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer envy froxe 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! envy filu comeback 346 damage per frag
What objective? [w1ns] jiN 343 XP
Red Shirt envy froxe 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? envy froxe 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore envy filu comeback 142 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka 3 team kills
Gingerbread man [w1ns] jiN 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[w1ns] jiN96343525460028905570571120/06/144/242/417413167
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka91283404450320789056711820/01/037/245/019712965
[w1ns] 94626929811034816945127282940/07/081/247/018613066
envy froxe40173276770121503761841340/00/524/374/418792213
envy filu comeback371952363300176189899100/01/222/420/3269143211
envy f383685013010013811226151751340/01/246/424/3228118212
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] jiN65123132020092904197500/01/110/82/2KKDK/K/DKDD/D/KKD/KK//KDD/KK/DKDD
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka94112161740072896207700/01/015/100/0K/DKD/DKD/D/K//K/KKKKKKDDDDKDKKKK
[w1ns] 802352937600165800405200/02/125/182/2
envy froxe6375121940052326269200/00/210/112/1DKK/KDK/KKDK/K/DDDDDDDDKD/KDKDK
envy filu comeback476591910041726310800/01/08/140/1DDDDDKK//KDDDKDKDDKK/K/DKDDD
envy f55140213850094052580000/01/218/252/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] jiN1691232213100930252022180/04/018/40/1/KKD/KKKKK//KK/KK/KKDKDK/KKKKKXK//KD
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka5760814001721171825380/00/07/72/0/K/DKDK//K//KDKDDT/DKKD
[w1ns] 11318330271011651423847560/04/025/112/1
envy froxe2866725200101577208600/00/37/110/1/DD/KK/DKDDD/DD/D/D/DDKDD/K/DK/K
envy filu comeback186042200072270305600/00/14/140/0///D//DDDDDDKDKD/K/DDKDDDD
envy f231261147200173847514200/00/411/250/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] jiN3034413100313051542760/00/04/100/1DDDKDKXKD/KD/DDD/D
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka150596400101320845520/00/06/41/0DKDDKTKKDKK
[w1ns] 909310171013262523871280/00/010/141/1
envy froxe60326101014113414061340/00/05/62/0K/TKDKDDDDDK//K/K
envy filu comeback100408810041253121900/00/08/30/2KXKK/K/DKDK//KDKD
envy f807214182018238726251340/00/013/92/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] jiN16263138200718211518180/01/012/20/0KK/KK/KDK/KK/K//K/KKKX
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka1115210910161557924920/00/09/32/0K/KK/K/KDKDK//K/KDKT
[w1ns] 137115231730113337824421100/01/021/52/0
envy froxe15021300020000/00/02/90/2DDDDKDK/DDDDDD/
envy filu comeback14302141002940160800/00/12/110/0DDDDKDD//DDDKDDD
envy f15304271004940160800/00/14/200/2

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Player Chats
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: #UnbanBobikaFromGTV
envy froxe [Warmup]: You shouldn't be drinking vodka bobi
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: I know
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Countdown]: but Finlandia 42 for free
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Countdown]: highsens for beasts<3
envy froxe [Countdown]: h
envy froxe [11:58]: f
[10:17]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[w1ns] jiN [10:14]: :XD
[9:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [5:30]: this truck
[5:26]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:29]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [4:13]: :D
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [4:12]: :D
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [2:18]: :D
[1:49]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:10
envy froxe [Intermission]: should have been like 5min faster time
envy froxe [Intermission]: u disappoint me bobi
envy filu comeback [Intermission]: since when this game became so hard
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: XD
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: newschool
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: taking over
envy froxe [Warmup]: :DD
[w1ns] jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: highsens for beasts
envy froxe [Countdown]: numbe only true highsenser in ET
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Countdown]: My is betta
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Countdown]: ma uawuhas
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [10:07]: mmm.einrok: minun penikseni on todella pieni
[8:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [8:36]: xddddddddddddddd
[8:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [7:11]: unhit as fuck
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [6:14]: :D
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [6:14]: :D
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [6:14]: :D
[4:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
envy froxe [2:59]: u veri good
envy froxe [2:58]: guys
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [1:47]: nhits
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [1:46]: xd
envy froxe [1:42]: u talk about hits?
envy froxe [0:38]: u know im nading
envy froxe [0:37]: yet u push out
envy froxe [0:33]: u veri braingoot
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [0:12]: that was hs
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [0:11]: :(
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:10)
envy froxe [Intermission]: I underestimated u two
envy froxe [Intermission]: should have taken cony for filu comeback match :s
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Intermission]: :D
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [8:34]: He's helping you
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [8:33]: so much
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [8:33]: xd
[w1ns] jiN [8:30]: :S
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [8:26]: mmm.einrok: minun penikseni on todella pieni
envy froxe [7:39]: xdd
envy froxe [7:36]: like 0.00000001 more
[w1ns] jiN [7:36]: fruits.Apricot: PIECEO GS HIY FOKC OFF I BAN U OYJERTD
[7:33]: The Doors are opening!!
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [7:32]: :D
[4:24]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:35
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Intermission]: You didnt see me?
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Intermission]: or
[w1ns] jiN [Intermission]: why did u take so cancer server :S
envy froxe [Warmup]: hmm?
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: You were down
[w1ns] jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: the other guy was up
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: He was looking straight at me
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: you could get me :D
envy filu comeback [Countdown]: my sight has gotten worse
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Countdown]: :D
envy froxe [4:40]: bobi king of random nades
envy froxe [4:36]: :D
[2:28]: The Doors are opening!!
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [2:27]: wtf
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [2:26]: this
envy froxe [0:20]: ggwp
envy froxe [0:17]: lost vs bobi
envy froxe [0:15]: lost vs all now
[Intermission]: envy froxe disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:35)
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
envy filu comeback [Intermission]: mor publics
[Intermission]: [w1ns] jiN disconnected
[Intermission]: envy filu comeback disconnected
[w1ns] BOBiKA<3vodka [Warmup]: :D

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