wiSe-guys vs Keyboard Warriors (3455 views)

pl Abject
pl hunter
pl zMk
nl xPERiA
nl MOTiF
nl mize
07.05.14 16:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth aegruS.maSter$0N 117 kills
Killing Spree wiSe THE LAST OF US 6 frags without being killed
Accountant aegruS.maSter$0N 131% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! aegruS.D3M0N 27 gibs
...and stay dead! aegruS.D3M0N 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning aegruS.maSter$0N 110 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy 19 SPAM kills
Fragstealer aegruS.maSter$0N 170 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wiSe hunter 271 damage per frag
What objective? aegruS.maSter$0N 679 XP
Red Shirt wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER 139 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wiSe THE LAST OF US 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy 201 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut aegruS.D3M0N 7 team kills
Gingerbread man aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy 46 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wiSe THE LAST OF US586147012012012117904207511500/02/767/802/14256173612
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER45479631398012414017181492590/04/453/997/12222131410
wiSe hunter574626611512021415618198541820/03/560/855/13237173511
wiSe 53155519937432045947539587545910/09/5180/8514/13238159511
aegruS.D3M0N8958510611927074520946168824180/011/386/6716/719814248
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy816039211316144617784150755400/02/575/6319/419313248
aegruS.maSter$0N1316791178916003020024155822270/04/2110/573/217117558
aegruS.98186731532159111121587544753911850/017/2271/5738/218715048
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US1502332000142338100/00/03/10/0/KKKD
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER2515141001284409180/00/01/10/2D/DKD
wiSe hunter1001811100048231400/00/01/10/0DK
wiSe 925657200211891104180/00/05/30/2
aegruS.D3M0N751234100254138100/00/01/22/0K/K/DKD
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy2001421000040244900/00/02/10/0DKK
aegruS.maSter$0N02030001161359860/00/00/20/0/DD
aegruS.922858100311041189860/00/03/52/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US661623100061050700/00/01/31/0DKDKD
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER33813000141753200/00/01/20/0DDK/
wiSe hunter50412100017334700/00/00/21/0KDD
wiSe 50284820011200138600/00/02/72/0
aegruS.D3M0N66723000036563700/00/02/30/1DKDDKX
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy2009210010362383170/00/03/00/1KDKT
aegruS.maSter$0N3001531100165918000/00/03/00/0KK/K
aegruS.1893175101113861200170/00/08/30/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US90136182020033831405600/02/216/100/5DDKKKKKKDKKDDDDDDKDKDKK//DD/DDDKKKKDKK
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER521091019100319332330180/00/09/161/0DDDDDKD/KDDDK/KDKDK/DDKDKDKKD
wiSe hunter338072120032658357600/00/27/130/3/DDDDDDDDKDDKDKDDDDKK/DDK/KD
wiSe 583253560500984229962180/02/432/391/8
aegruS.D3M0N5472122220062790319000/02/29/131/1/KD/DKDKDKKKKD/DDDDDDKDK/K/KK/DDDD
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy851361720300935132618180/01/09/117/0/KK/DDKDKKDKKK/DKDK/KKD/KK////KDKDDKD
aegruS.maSter$0N1831712212500436592614180/01/021/80/0KKKKDK/KKDKKKK/KK/KK/KKDKDKKDDDKKD
aegruS.107379515410001999628422360/04/239/328/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US56105916100428202991720/00/29/90/2DKDK/DKXDD/KKKDDDDKD/K/DDK
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER405982000051569289200/00/17/111/3DDDK/KKKD/DDKDDK//KDDDKDD/DD
wiSe hunter108931312201122972636670/01/211/92/0KKKKKDTKKDDKDKKDDDKD/DDDKK
wiSe 68257304830110668685191390/01/527/293/5
aegruS.D3M0N1201361815402537542261260/05/013/82/2DDKDD/KDKKDKKDK/TKKKKT/KKKDK/DKKK/D
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy4181717100618411913180/00/15/112/0KD/KDD/KD/KK/DDDDDXK/KD/D
aegruS.maSter$0N92941314200529242512870/01/112/90/0DKKD/DKDKKDKDDKX/DKK/K/KKKD/
aegruS.84311384670216851966861310/06/230/284/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US501361326200537633937180/00/013/210/0KDDDKDD/DDDDKK//DDKK/DDDKD/KDKDKKKDDDKD
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER36981233100629743395500/01/19/222/4/DKK/DDDDKDKDKD//KDDDDD/DDDDKDDK/DDKDDDDKKDKD
wiSe hunter5110315293005352545341080/01/113/221/1KDDDKDDKD/KDDK//DD/DD/DKKKDDDDKDDDKKKDKDDKKD
wiSe 4633740886001610262118661760/02/235/653/5
aegruS.D3M0N82931923700939273726180/00/119/120/1KKDD/KD/DDKKKKD/D/KK/K/KD/KDK/DKDKK/KKDDKD
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy1081282624201124085304590/01/122/94/2D/KK/KKDKKKKK/K/KD/K/KK/KK/K/DKDKK/DKDKDTDKK/D/KKDD
aegruS.maSter$0N150111271820043854349100/01/025/151/0DKKDKK/KK/KDKKDKKDDKDKDKK/KKKKDDKK/KDKDXDKKDKK
aegruS.11333272651101251186610262270/02/266/365/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US601041423301733963872200/00/014/141/2/DDK/KDKDKK/D/DDKKDD/DKKD/KTKDDKD/KKDD
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER781041823401534383457830/02/215/142/2DKKKKDKD/D/KDDDK/KKKDK/KDDDKKD/DKKDDTKKDDD
wiSe hunter9485161720042825318300/01/014/121/3K/D//KDDDDDKDKDKKD/KKKDKKXKDKKKXDKD
wiSe 772934863902169659105121030/03/243/404/7
aegruS.D3M0N7011217247031038503103800/02/016/122/2//KKDTD/K/K/DK//KDDDTK/DDKTK/KKDDDKKKKDDKDK/
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy5911016273108349032053090/00/213/193/0/DDKKXDDKK/KDKKK//KKD/DX/DKDXDDK/KDK/SDKDDDKDD
aegruS.maSter$0N60108142330073172335100/00/113/141/1KDDDD/KDK//DKDK/KKD/K/KDDDDDDDDKKKK/K
aegruS.6333047741313251051296593890/02/342/456/3
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US3373824200025414062400/00/38/190/3KDDKDXKDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDKDDKDKDKDDD
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER2858932000227784379900/01/08/290/1DK/DDDDDDDDKKDDKK/KDKDDDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDDDD
wiSe hunter255772810112698435670/00/08/210/6D/DDKDDTKDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDDDDDDKDKKDKD
wiSe 29188248430138017127971370/01/324/690/10
aegruS.D3M0N140120282050111478528241420/02/020/117/0K/K/KDKKDKK/KKK/KXK/T/KDDKDK/K/KKDK/KKK/KKDKK/KDKDX
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy111111191770210342126901200/00/119/72/0DKK/KK/KKKTD/KKKX/K/K/DKK/KK/D/DKK/KDTD
aegruS.maSter$0N2261423415200745912503180/01/032/81/0KDK/KKDK/KDKKDKKKDKKK/KKK/KDKKK/KK/KKDKDKKK/KKKKK
aegruS.15937381521403281279780172800/03/171/2610/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe THE LAST OF US502136100152094500/00/03/30/2/DKDKKDDD
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER802845100162475500/00/03/41/0KDKK/DDDK
wiSe hunter1202265000096090800/00/06/50/0KDKDKDKDKDK
wiSe 8371131620022104260800/00/012/121/2
aegruS.D3M0N87337810129347601520/00/06/62/0KKDKDKDK/T/DKDKD
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy5014360001670772490/00/02/51/1DDKDXKD/KD
aegruS.maSter$0N133364310011004572180/00/04/10/1DK/DKKK
aegruS.908314172014260821042190/00/012/123/2

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Player Chats
[8:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:27]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:32
wiSe THE LAST OF US [Intermission]: zMk power
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: YOU HAVE BEEN BLAAAAAAAASTED BITCH!!!!!
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy [Warmup]: we can go to gold if you want
wiSe hunter [0:26]: OK
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:32)
aegruS.maSter$0N [Warmup]: hf
[11:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:41]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:10]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:59]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:06]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:53
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:38]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:24]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:28 (original: 11:53)
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [10:41]: xd
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy [10:39]: xd
[8:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:18]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
wiSe THE LAST OF US [8:51]: x:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
wiSe THE LAST OF US [8:50]: :D
[8:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
wiSe THE LAST OF US [7:36]: ale lejo
[7:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wiSe THE LAST OF US [4:49]: spierdalaj
wiSe THE LAST OF US [4:49]: :D
wiSe THE LAST OF US [1:27]: ZMK
aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy [1:19]: Gg
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [1:17]: gg mowimy wam
wiSe THE LAST OF US [1:13]: xD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[6:41]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:36]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[6:30]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:29]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[0:01]: Allies capture the factory district!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: :XD
[8:54]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:14]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:05]: The side gate has been built!
[7:01]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:01]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:01]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:01]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:01]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:01]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:59 (original: 10:00)
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER disconnected
[Intermission]: aegruS.FRiTSieBoyy disconnected
aegruS.maSter$0N [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: aegruS.maSter$0N disconnected
[Intermission]: wiSe hunter disconnected
[Intermission]: aegruS.D3M0N disconnected

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