Malibu vs Pornoduo (2709 views)

10.05.14 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mAlibu{ipod >:[ 71 kills
Killing Spree mAlibu{ipod >:[ 5 frags without being killed
Accountant mAlibu{ipod >:[ 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Pornoduo#Joka 13 gibs
...and stay dead! mAlibu{kApot 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mAlibu{ipod >:[ 70 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Pornoduo#Joka 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer mAlibu{ipod >:[ 170 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Pornoduo#Lagz 244 damage per frag
What objective? Pornoduo#Joka 417 XP
Red Shirt Pornoduo#Lagz 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Pornoduo#Lagz 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Pornoduo#Joka 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut mAlibu{ipod >:[ 3 team kills
Gingerbread man mAlibu{kApot 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mAlibu{kApot533374176101025881110767360/01/237/453/721514036
mAlibu{ipod >:[92385717511232512340110201600/03/170/454/617414357
mAlibu{7372211215121335021151217871960/04/1107/457/619514247
Pornoduo#Lagz59324478011012110423105381210/01/142/575/3222132412
Pornoduo#Joka71417567913022311828112352210/02/347/499/521114248
Pornoduo#6574110315924034422251217733420/03/389/4914/5217137410
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mAlibu{kApot316761901031590248100/00/16/120/3D/SKDDDDKDKDDKDKDD/DK/DDDD
mAlibu{ipod >:[55601018410121702348180/01/19/120/3KKDDDDDDDDKDDKSKK/KDDDKDDKDK
mAlibu{431271637420437604829180/01/215/240/6
Pornoduo#Lagz13677151150032369179100/01/011/83/0DKDKKKKK/DDKKK/DDDKK/KKKKD
Pornoduo#Joka154981711200324601969540/01/113/73/0KDK/KK/KK/KKDKKKKDKDDKDKKDKD
Pornoduo#1451753222700648293760540/02/124/156/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mAlibu{kApot1224611920041633178600/00/09/42/2KKD/KK/K/KDK/KDKDKXDK
mAlibu{ipod >:[136691511211620941495350/01/015/40/0DK//K/KKDKSKKK/KKK/KDTK/KKD
mAlibu{12911526204111037273281350/01/024/82/2
Pornoduo#Lagz2640415100413641838540/00/04/100/2KDD/XDDDD/D/KD/KDDKD
Pornoduo#Joka26565191014191718891230/00/13/133/1DK//DTDDKDKDDDDDDDK/DDK/D
Pornoduo#26969342018328137271770/00/17/233/3
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mAlibu{kApot1002433000356952700/00/03/20/0X/KK//XK
mAlibu{ipod >:[502648002013051418890/00/06/70/1TKKDKDDDTDDDKD
mAlibu{7550711002318741945890/00/09/90/1
Pornoduo#Lagz5733471003947930350/00/03/41/0DK/KKDD//KD
Pornoduo#Joka572347300499894400/00/04/30/0DD/K//K/DKK
Pornoduo#5756814400719451874350/00/07/71/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mAlibu{kApot01504000127055700/00/00/20/1DD/D
mAlibu{ipod >:[10000000020000/00/02/21/0KK/DK/D
mAlibu{501504000327055700/00/02/41/1
Pornoduo#Lagz401925200349245800/00/02/20/0DK//D/K
Pornoduo#Joka1502632100152943400/00/02/01/1KDK/K
Pornoduo#9545573004102189200/00/04/21/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mAlibu{kApot48831225500112512307200/00/112/130/0/DDDDDK/K//KDK/DKD/DKD//K/KKK/KDK/DDD
mAlibu{ipod >:[1281302721200113791298900/01/024/102/0KK/KKD/K/KK/DKD/DKDKKKKK/K/KK/KKD/D/KK/KKDKKDKDK
mAlibu{882133946700226303606100/01/136/232/0
Pornoduo#Lagz37901027100527892912180/00/110/200/1D/D/KKDDDKD/DDK/KDKDDDDDDD/DDDDKKDKDK
Pornoduo#Joka581221424500732723391360/01/013/160/1D/KDKK/KDDK/K/KDDDKK/D/DKDDKDKDDDDKK/D
Pornoduo#4821224516001260616303540/01/123/360/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mAlibu{kApot56102916300322372344360/01/07/121/1DKDDDDKDK/DK/K/KKDKDKDDDD
mAlibu{ipod >:[881001517300529802770180/00/014/101/2//K/DDDK//DDKDDKKKKDDKDKDKKKKKDK
mAlibu{722022433600852175114540/01/021/222/3
Pornoduo#Lagz80651215101324622609140/00/012/131/0KDT/DDKDKKKDK/DDKKKDDKK/KXDDD
Pornoduo#Joka8192131610142652260880/00/112/102/2/KKKXKK/K/KD/DDKDDDDKDKDTDDDKKK
Pornoduo#811572531202751145217220/00/124/233/2

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Player Chats
Pornoduo#Joka [Warmup]: I hope there is no error message in game
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: np
Pornoduo#Joka [Warmup]: well there it is
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: its np for me man
Pornoduo#Joka [Warmup]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: i just wanna paly
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: :D
mAlibu{ipod >:[ [Warmup]: just r up joka
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Apricot: paly paly
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: :D
Pornoduo#Joka [Countdown]: hf
mAlibu{kApot [Countdown]: hf man
[11:06]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Pornoduo#Joka [7:15]: :D
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:03]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:56
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: WP
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: gg
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
[6:11]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[5:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:42]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:59]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[1:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:26]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:26]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:56)
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: wp
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[9:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:12]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:39]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:37]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:33]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[6:11]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:57]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:02
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: gg
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: kApot docrun 2k14
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
[3:02]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:13]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[1:40]: mAlibu{ipod >:[ kicked for excess flood
[1:38]: mAlibu{ipod >:[ connected
[1:33]: mAlibu{ipod >:[ Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
mAlibu{kApot [1:28]: gg
[1:24]: mAlibu{ipod >:[ connected
mAlibu{ipod >:[ [1:10]: fuck
mAlibu{kApot [1:07]: :D
[1:05]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:57 (original: 4:02)
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: can u get mappool?:D
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: then we have more suspense
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [10:51]: man
mAlibu{kApot [10:47]: always so low
[8:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:04]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:19]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:27]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mAlibu{kApot [0:03]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [0:03]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [0:03]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: gg
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: who saw my outplays
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: holy shit
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
[10:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:18]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
mAlibu{kApot [9:03]: recap XD
Pornoduo#Joka [9:01]: :D
[8:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:17]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:14]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:00]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mAlibu{kApot [3:38]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [3:37]: wp
mAlibu{kApot [3:24]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [3:24]: :D
[3:02]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:57 (original: 12:00)
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: mAlibu{kApot disconnected
mAlibu{ipod >:[ [Intermission]: ggs
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: GG wp
[Intermission]: mAlibu{ipod >:[ disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.