bukkake Paradise 69 vs One Way (2586 views)

13.05.14 19:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bP69 froxe 53 kills
Killing Spree bP69 tursas 5 frags without being killed
Accountant bP69 froxe 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 1| cONY<33Tinaa 10 gibs
...and stay dead! 1| cONY<33Tinaa 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bP69 froxe 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 1| I BELONG TO JESUS 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer bP69 tursas 116 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 1| cONY<33Tinaa 213 damage per frag
What objective? bP69 froxe 326 XP
Red Shirt 1| cONY<33Tinaa 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bP69 tursas 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bP69 froxe 142 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bP69 froxe 1 team kills
Gingerbread man 1| cONY<33Tinaa 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bP69 tursas7617839513001450595685360/00/437/252/9130111512
bP69 froxe115326534680117105686519560/01/146/257/319914234
bP69 9550492971101311562712204920/01/183/259/316512748
1| cONY<33Tinaa482033266100020668274821130/01/026/385/8209113211
1| I BELONG TO JESUS5916634578101153377655180/04/123/447/115713248
1| 533696612318103112019151371310/05/149/4412/1183123310
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 tursas3545617100112092500360/00/06/120/4DDDDDDDDDDDDKKDDDDKK/KK
bP69 froxe921031213300324721786180/00/110/72/2/KK/DKDDDKDDDKDKKK/KKDKKD
bP69 641481830400436814286540/00/116/192/6
1| cONY<33Tinaa75611216400622331899950/00/08/84/2KD/KK/K/KDK/KDKDKDKD/KDK/DDD
1| I BELONG TO JESUS10077141420062053178200/01/011/82/0DKKKK/KD/K/KK/KKK/DD/KDKDDKD
1| 8813826306001242863681950/01/019/166/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 tursas1446413920021505143500/00/012/51/2KKDKDD/KKKKD/KKKKKDDKD
bP69 froxe150891812200629911657180/00/016/62/0KDDDKDK/KKKDKK//KK/KKK/KKKDKK/
bP69 1471533121400844963092180/00/028/113/2
1| cONY<33Tinaa405492210061933217000/00/09/130/3DK/K/KKD/DD/KD/DDDDDDDDDKKDKDK/
1| I BELONG TO JESUS2541416400111592326180/00/02/152/0KDDDKDKD/DDKDDDDDDDD
1| 33951338500730924496180/00/011/282/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 tursas88691618000102345175000/00/215/61/1KD//KDKXK/DDDKDK/K/DKK/K/KKK/K/K/DK
bP69 froxe114971614101636582043200/01/014/72/1KKK/DKT/KDKKDKDDKDDK/K///KKDKKK
bP69 10116632321011660033793200/01/229/133/2
1| cONY<33Tinaa3664719300516682456180/00/06/121/2/DDKDDDDDK/KDKKDK/DDD//DKD
1| I BELONG TO JESUS454892021022125354700/02/16/161/1DKDK/DKKK/DKDDKDKDDDDDDDDKSDDD
1| 411121639510737936003180/02/112/282/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 tursas5704700010000/00/24/20/2D/KDDKDDDKK
bP69 froxe100377720021447103300/00/06/51/0KK/DK/KDKDKDKD
bP69 7937111420031447103300/00/210/71/2
1| cONY<33Tinaa442449200384895700/01/03/50/1KDDK/DKK/D/DD
1| I BELONG TO JESUS10007700020000/01/04/52/0DKKDD/K/KKKDKD
1| 72241116200584895700/02/07/102/1

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Player Chats
1| I BELONG TO JESUS [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:01]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:53]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:53]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:50]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:28
[6:29]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:34]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
1| cONY<33Tinaa [3:32]: LUCK
bP69 froxe [3:27]: NOT REALLY
bP69 froxe [3:23]: u just played plain stupid
1| cONY<33Tinaa [3:11]: omg
1| cONY<33Tinaa [3:11]: man
1| cONY<33Tinaa [2:53]: vicc
1| cONY<33Tinaa [2:52]: geci
1| cONY<33Tinaa [2:14]: funny game
[2:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[0:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:28)
1| cONY<33Tinaa [Intermission]: GG
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
1| I BELONG TO JESUS [Countdown]: HF
1| cONY<33Tinaa [Countdown]: gl
[6:12]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69 froxe [4:49]: nice hitboxes cony >D
[1:50]: Axis have returned the objective!
1| cONY<33Tinaa [0:16]: omg
1| cONY<33Tinaa [0:14]: omg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
1| cONY<33Tinaa [Warmup]: thanks bb
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: HMM
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: let us attack?
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: rude to leave middle of war
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: :s
bP69 froxe [Countdown]: hf
[7:41]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:12]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69 froxe [6:01]: gg
[5:59]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: 1| I BELONG TO JESUS disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:00 (original: 10:00)
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: v55
bP69 tursas [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: bP69 froxe disconnected
[Intermission]: low disconnected

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