LIKE A BOSS vs Hodor (5784 views)

be aNGER
be ChilAx
be eron
be Jerre
be prick
be r4pZ
fi biitti
de damaja
pl IGII
de mental
nl Testi
cz Rifleman
16.05.14 20:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hodor mentalalala 107 kills
Killing Spree hodor mentalalala 10 frags without being killed
Accountant hodor mentalalala 134% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hodor Rifleman 24 gibs
...and stay dead! hodor damaja 49% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning boss zpar 77 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! boss aNGER 35 SPAM kills
Fragstealer boss zpar 131 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! boss Jerreuh 224 damage per frag
What objective? hodor mentalalala 513 XP
Red Shirt boss eron 93 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? boss Jerreuh 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore boss prick 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor igi :U 10 team kills
Gingerbread man hodor igi :U 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor igi :U 7826054691101024572458986610/012/710/2934/71068557
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR1003426060200112962979434340/01/346/3613/1016013275
hodor damaja724514360210112881891114760/16/435/303/1420515256
hodor mentalalala1345131078023001615962109601400/07/473/4927/11149137106
hodor Rifleman11749075632413211262693364020/07/659/309/816814675
hodor Rambotstinat0r86352647415021412666111601980/05/451/4610/1319815165
hodor99240840340611411799654255440823110/038/4274/4696/1316413476
boss ChilAx56359407290477509121861500/02/440/502/1318816937
boss eron69349649323012010302104511120/04/541/5117/1616111236
boss Jerreuh462963882150067663109292040/01/733/462/22202133311
boss zpar10436680775001912280104831660/03/1377/340/1115413666
boss prick442703171100346377123562381/05/726/412/2020617438
boss aNGER65325537817449985282537330/015/43/5235/918610149
boss 6419653064737941265539836465816031/030/4220/5258/918313848
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor igi :U 107128282660512297929233110/02/29/1120/2/KK/KXK/KDKKK//K/KKKKD/KDKTT/D/TK/DKTDDKKDK/KKD/TKKDDKDKDDKK
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR87108212410018351130181840/01/018/123/5/KDDKTK/KK/D/DK/DDDKKKDKK/KDDDDKKKKDKKKXKDD/DK/
hodor damaja9015719219006371435802470/02/116/81/8KDDDKKDK/DDKDDK/DKXKD/DKXKD/KDKKD/KDKKKKK/
hodor mentalalala153197402610005588842411040/02/129/179/4KKKKKKKKKKDK/DKDKKDKDDDKKKKDXKKDDK/KD/KK/KKKKDKKDKKDDKDDDKDKKK/KDDKX
hodor Rifleman62120182961213334932741770/03/412/82/5X/KKD/KD///KKDD/DTXDKS/KD/KD/KK/KDK//DDDKDKKK/DKKDT
hodor Rambotstinat0r6513021321014547647691020/00/221/201/7DTDKDDDKDKDDK/DXKDDDKDKKDKDK/KDDKDKDKDD/KKKKDDKK/DDKDDD
hodor94840147158421948249172180511250/010/10105/7636/31
boss ChilAx531341426601328004410970/01/213/191/3DDDKKDDKTDKDDKKKD/DD/KDDKDDDDDKDDKKDDXDKK/
boss eron621232032801541024155420/02/112/207/7KDDDDDDKDXKXKDDKKD/KDDKDK/K/DKD/DKDKDDKDKDKKTDKDKKD/DDD
boss Jerreuh6013715259001244244191570/00/114/111/10DDKDKKDDDDDDDD/KKKKKDDDKDKDKKDKDDKDDDKDD
boss zpar1031612726300453684719760/01/426/140/3DKKDDKDDKDKKKK/KDKKDKKDKKDKDKDDKDDKDKDK/DKDKDDK/DKKK/
boss prick38981026602026314141630/01/29/172/8DKDDKDDDTDKDKDKDDDDDXDKDDKDDDDKDKTKDDDD
boss aNGER7414323319214446230731440/07/20/2217/2KDKDKKDDDKSDKDDKKK//DDKKDTSKDKKDDDDDKKXDK//DDKDKDKDKDKKD
boss 6579610916641251721805249175790/012/1274/10328/33

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor igi :U 64819142033178116193320/03/10/57/3K/DDKKDDDDKDK/KD/TTKDDKDTK
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR46587152002177317631100/00/15/121/0DDDK/DKDDDXKDDKKDD/DDKK
hodor damaja4680715501019282355710/01/07/140/1DDDDDDTKDKKKKDDDKDKDDDD
hodor mentalalala176100231380023552170400/02/111/810/2KDKDKDKDKKKKDK/K/DKKDKKKKKKDKXKKDKDDK
hodor Rifleman13813418138001313327161220/01/016/101/2/KDKKKDDDKKKKKKKDDKDKKDKDKDKDKD
hodor Rambotstinat0r106651615800121992211360/04/18/134/1KKDKDDDKDDDKDKDKDKDKKDK/KXDDKKXKK
hodor9651880853304914366123686710/011/447/6223/9
boss ChilAx6984913102118582426170/00/010/101/3KDDDDDDXKDKKTKDDDKXTKKKDD/
boss eron10074191960041994199100/00/314/102/3KKKD/KKDK/KDDKKDDDKDDKKKDKDKDDXKKDDKK//
boss Jerreuh3857718300213652345180/01/46/80/4DDDK/KDDKDDDDKDKDDKDDKDD/
boss zpar1471162517100838162897540/01/224/60/2K/DKKKKKDKK/KKKK/KK/KDK/DKK/DDDKDKKXKKK/KD/
boss prick5074816201217392618270/01/18/90/4DKK/DKDKDKDDDKDKXDDTDDKDD/
boss aNGER44498183222159620894770/01/13/74/5DKKSKDKKKDTDDDSDDDDT/DKKDDD/
boss 754547610116251912368143665930/04/1165/507/21
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor igi :U 255131230039641356180/02/11/70/1K/D/DDDDKDDDKD/
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR122881195000156016481400/00/010/61/3DKDKDKKDDKKKDDKKDKKD
hodor damaja561039164003145219331110/00/38/51/4KDDKDDKK/DKD/KDDDDK/DKKDD
hodor mentalalala100112212130053005294900/03/016/122/3KKDK/KDDKDD/KDDKKDKKD/DDD/KKKDKK/KKKKKDDKD
hodor Rifleman1581061912701332521799670/02/015/93/0/XDTKD/KKKKDDKDKKKDKK/KKKKDDKKKKD
hodor Rambotstinat0r7576912501322332003420/00/08/72/3KK//TDKX/KDDKDKDDDDDKKK
hodor89536728227021712466116883780/07/458/469/14
boss ChilAx3146516101210452475360/00/16/100/3/DKDDDDKKDK/TDKDDDDDDD
boss eron62471016200518641788180/00/17/83/2K/KD/KK/K/DKDD/KKDDKDDDDKD
boss Jerreuh7059121710022558162870/00/19/141/1DDD/KDDK/KDDXDKDKDDKKDKKDKDDKK
boss zpar112891816100530962867360/00/218/90/0//DKKKDDDKKK/DKKKDKKKKDKD/KDDKDKK/
boss prick464561310018592519180/01/25/80/2DKKK/DDDDKDDDKKDDDD
boss aNGER140771410400122661189390/03/00/810/1/KDKKDKDKKKKDKKDKKDDDKKD
boss 77363658810011611688124661540/04/745/5714/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor igi :U 820141700260000/05/30/67/1K/KDDDK/KKTD/KD/K/DKDDDDK/KKTKKKD
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR17588211230022785151400/00/213/68/2DKDDKKKKDKKDKK/KDKKKDDDKKKKKKK/KD
hodor damaja10011188300317241243470/13/04/31/1/D/KDDKKKKK/DKKD
hodor mentalalala1151042320200435172066360/00/217/126/2DKDKKDKKDKK/X/KKKK/DDDKDKKDKDDKKDK/KDDKKKKDD
hodor Rifleman222130209300428921547360/01/216/33/1K/K/KKDKKKKKKDK/KKK/DKKDKDKKKX
hodor Rambotstinat0r120811815100627582177180/01/114/63/2KKKKK/KDK/DKK/K/KDK/KKDDKD/KKDDKD
hodor136514104811202251367685471370/110/1064/3628/9
boss ChilAx7095121710011806287500/01/111/110/4KDDDKKDDKDKKD/DDKKDKDDKDKDDDK
boss eron571051526700623422517520/02/08/135/4/DDDKKKDD///DKKD/KDKKDDKDDDK/KKDDDKDDDKKD
boss Jerreuh1843422200112982537220/00/14/130/7DDDDDDDDDDDKKDDDDD/KDKDDDD
boss zpar550101800020000/01/59/50/6DDDKDDKDKDDDKDDKKK/KKKDDXD/D
boss prick43537161001114830781301/02/24/70/6KK/KKDDDDDDDDKKDKDDDDDD
boss aNGER4256819101215281902730/04/10/154/1KDDKDD/DDD/DDKKDDDDKTDDDDKKK
boss 48352561181201138122129092771/010/1036/649/28

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Player Chats
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: biitti probably drunk didnt answer even for 10 pokes
boss eron [Warmup]: ego, f3
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: like alwasy
boss aNGER [Warmup]: eron probably gay, didnt watch porn in 10 days
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: ZION
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [Countdown]: :)
boss Jerreuh [Countdown]: do the bind!
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [Countdown]: dont have it anymore :(
hodor igi :U [Countdown]: THEY SEE ME HODOOOOR THEY HODOOOR
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:45]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:09]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:59]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
hodor Rambotstinat0r [8:58]: what a shitty game
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
hodor Rambotstinat0r [7:58]: :D:LD
hodor Rambotstinat0r [7:55]: kanker gamne
[7:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
boss zpar [5:54]: van deze map kom ik ook vies van hoor
hodor Rambotstinat0r [4:57]: :D:D:D
hodor Rambotstinat0r [4:54]: wat een kanker camp
[3:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
boss eron [3:01]: :D
boss eron [3:00]: :D
boss eron [3:00]: :D
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [2:59]: igi crashing servers and blaming others!!!
[2:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
boss eron [0:45]: gg
boss aNGER [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
hodor igi :U [Intermission]: no friends gg
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
boss eron [Warmup]: gogo rifle
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
boss zpar [14:27]: XD
boss zpar [14:27]: igi
[14:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor igi :U [14:20]: np for igi
hodor Rambotstinat0r [12:50]: :"D:D:
hodor Rambotstinat0r [12:47]: echt rapz
hodor Rambotstinat0r [12:46]: ::D
boss Jerreuh [12:45]: XD
boss zpar [12:42]: :D
boss zpar [12:42]: :D
hodor Rambotstinat0r [12:39]: zo rambo
boss zpar [12:36]: ytacds
boss zpar [12:35]: tacs
hodor Rambotstinat0r [12:32]: ja
[11:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
hodor igi :U [11:00]: igi ninja np
[10:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
boss aNGER [9:21]: :D
[9:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
boss zpar [8:19]: :D
boss zpar [8:19]: :D
boss zpar [8:19]: :D
boss zpar [7:28]: GG
[7:20]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:10]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
boss Jerreuh [Intermission]: :D!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:49 (original: 15:00)
hodor mentalalala [Intermission]: FUU
hodor mentalalala [Intermission]: :DD
hodor igi :U [Intermission]: gg :D
hodor mentalalala [Intermission]: gg
boss aNGER [Intermission]: strikesrush! :D
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: :D
boss zpar [Warmup]: nu hebt ge et je eigen aangedaan zenne
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: XD
hodor mentalalala [Warmup]: shoutout to bobika
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: nee rapz, net was meer bedoeld
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: <BOBika> Shut up you noob
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: <BOBika> Shut up you noob
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: <BOBika> Shut up you noob
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: <BOBika> Shut up you noob
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: <BOBika> Shut up you noob
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: <BOBika> Shut up you noob
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: shoutout kApot
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: ik pak je medic op back op full
boss aNGER [Warmup]: bobika watching this?XD no wonder :P
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: en jij pushed uit op jou full
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: dat is gewoon
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: dom
hodor mentalalala [Warmup]: dunno lol
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: :D:D
hodor igi :U [Warmup]: im sure he watch
boss zpar [Warmup]: beter hou jij je bezig met je eigen team
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: niet nodig:P
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: maar meer verbaasd
boss zpar [Countdown]: wist zelf niet dat hij full was
boss zpar [Countdown]: hier is het de gewoonte om te vloeken ipv comms
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:43]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
boss Jerreuh [8:50]: gg lagg
boss eron [8:46]: stfu fucking fuckface
[8:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [8:07]: XDXD
boss aNGER [7:55]: NERD
boss aNGER [7:51]: xD
boss zpar [7:10]: money money money
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [6:24]: xd
boss Jerreuh [6:22]: :D
hodor igi :U [6:17]: gege
boss eron [6:11]: gege gij gatnaab
[6:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:49
hodor igi :U [Intermission]: gg igi
boss eron [Intermission]: altij low+ war zoeke en degelijke mercs gaan hale
hodor igi :U [Intermission]: they leave me nothing to kill
boss ChilAx [Intermission]: igi stfu
hodor Rambotstinat0r [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
boss zpar [Warmup]: face me curve fever
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: :D!
boss Jerreuh [Warmup]: :D!
boss aNGER [Warmup]: xD
boss ChilAx [Warmup]: igi, why always take carrier 5min before time?
boss ChilAx [Warmup]: hf
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [Countdown]: gg
hodor igi :U [Countdown]: ke?
boss aNGER [8:32]: xD
boss aNGER [8:31]: wtf
boss Jerreuh [7:55]: testi
hodor Rambotstinat0r [7:51]: KAZiM: you can mad?
boss zpar [7:27]: en dan ben ik een rambo
hodor mentalalala [7:16]: jij bent een rambo
hodor mentalalala [7:14]: echt waar jongew
[7:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor Rambotstinat0r [6:40]: het is al zo goed als gespeelt:P
boss ChilAx [6:29]: wrm praat jij zoveel
[6:23]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
boss zpar [6:23]: had toch geen zin om te spelen dus blij dat het snel gedaan is
hodor Rambotstinat0r [6:22]: jullie ook:(
hodor Rambotstinat0r [6:10]: voor de gezelligheid
[6:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
hodor igi :U [3:25]: nice
[2:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
boss zpar [0:29]: GG
hodor mentalalala [0:12]: gg
boss zpar [0:11]: thx for the game
[0:09]: boss zpar disconnected
hodor Rambotstinat0r [0:08]: THX
hodor Rambotstinat0r [0:06]: BB
boss Jerreuh [0:06]: decent lean :d
hodor igi :U [0:06]: gg wp
[0:00]: hodor igi :U disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:49)
GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR [Intermission]: WPS
boss Jerreuh [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: hodor Rambotstinat0r disconnected
boss Jerreuh [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: boss eron disconnected
hodor mentalalala [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: boss ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor mentalalala disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor damaja disconnected
[Intermission]: GRANDMASTERFLASHISHODOR disconnected
boss prick [Intermission]: WP
[Intermission]: boss Jerreuh disconnected
[Intermission]: boss aNGER disconnected
[Intermission]: boss prick disconnected

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