turbot vs Hodor (3878 views)

nl JUICY
tr symbol
be GuderiaN
fi Metsuri
fi vokki
de mental
pl IGI
fi hoffa
fi SR
fi olden
fi Ethic
fi caej
17.06.14 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT mental 76 kills
Killing Spree hodor|caezorr 8 frags without being killed
Accountant nabiciek:# 147% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT mental 31 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT mental 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hodor|caezorr 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT Metsu 30 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^BTURBOT GuderiaN 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hodor|IGI busted by n00n 222 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT VOKKI 482 XP
Red Shirt hodor|IGI busted by n00n 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hodor|pete #freeigi 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hodor|caezorr 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor|IGI busted by n00n 6 team kills
Gingerbread man ^BTURBOT GuderiaN 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT VOKKI894826470182571101297636660/01/148/5314/1017213645
TURBOT Metsu683535680923161022289442800/020/16/5430/718310946
TURBOT YCIUJ703515477190099031121611300/12/349/563/816715836
^BTURBOT GuderiaN10642371671406201109493225010/13/158/3816/915613946
TURBOT symbol8739453611402139303104754910/05/543/327/1017617253
TURBOT mental8436076903100713436132003830/03/863/6310/1317714756
TURBOT 83236337444510541672640986386524510/034/8267/6380/1317214445
hodor|caezorr11447874642113811998113383491/05/571/490/616217485
hodor|IGI busted by n00n432523990120618727499045410/04/813/4420/2018711057
hodor|olden8539462729161211733109054621/03/654/4210/1218914954
hodor|J4M3$1304046147160211945588413000/03/257/313/615518864
hodor|ethc8444169821706151163291349870/01/551/4817/1216911146
hodor|pete #freeigi482373980101397759112302590/02/634/536/18199139416
nabiciek:#14712225171013401427461200/00/125/91/616116232
hodor|8123283694528632776638656409830182/018/1305/957/617514856
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI6099915702114181656960/00/05/126/2DDKXDDKDDDKTKDDDT/KDKDKKDKD
TURBOT Metsu85631214301321961482550/06/10/77/2DDKKKD/DD/KKKDKKKDDDK/DKTKD
TURBOT YCIUJ4061615500016692403540/00/06/120/2DDDDDDKKDKDDKDKDKDDDD
^BTURBOT GuderiaN88868910121541159150/10/18/31/4/KTKDKDDXDKDKXKD/DKKX
TURBOT symbol7561912400117052294760/00/08/71/3DDKKDKDDKDKKKDKDDDK/D
TURBOT mental1056119187001245623181550/00/016/153/2KKDDDDDDKKKKDKKDKDDDKDDKDDKKK/KKKDDKK
TURBOT 7643163832704810985117444410/16/243/5618/15
hodor|caezorr1557014950021981170601/02/011/60/3K/KXDDKKDDKKKKDKKKKDKKXD/
hodor|IGI busted by n00n36397192014112818251050/00/11/84/6/D//DKKDTDDDDDKDKK/DDDDKKDD
hodor|olden107951514101327782096850/00/313/43/4KDKK/KKDDK/KK/TKDKDDKDKDDKKDKD
hodor|J4M3$16010016103011254720231400/00/115/92/0TKKKDKKKDKDXK/KKKKDKDKDDDKDK
hodor|ethc1147216143014204915331320/00/09/96/2/KKKDKKDKDKKKX/DKDKK//DDKDKDKTDK
hodor|pete #freeigi5333713001212611802180/00/18/80/3X/KDTDKDD/KDDDKKDDKKDD
hodor|104409757914051611744109854801/02/657/4415/18

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI807412153112247215953470/00/17/115/1DD/KKDKDKKDKXDDKDDTSDK/DKKKKD
TURBOT Metsu615881301011726154800/02/01/115/1KDKDDKKSKDKDDDDDDKD/KX
TURBOT YCIUJ7172101420011282195500/01/08/111/2DKK/KKDDDDDKDKDKDXDKDKDKD
^BTURBOT GuderiaN170891710000523481396360/01/015/51/0/KDKKKK/KK/KDK/DKK/KKKKDKKD
TURBOT symbol81709111022156618042000/01/27/53/2KKDDKTDDDKDDKK/DDKK/TK
TURBOT mental89711719600226012771580/02/113/112/5K/KDKDDKDDKDDKKDDDKKK/KKDKKDKKDDDDKD
TURBOT 92434738212231311995110696410/07/451/5417/11
hodor|caezorr125761512210023932407180/00/115/100/1KKKDDKKKKDKDKXKSKKKDDKDDDDKDD
hodor|IGI busted by n00n30426203033135919112250/01/20/108/4DTT/KDTDDDDDDKK/DDKDDDKDKD/DD
hodor|olden8171911101118482055500/01/19/90/1KDDKX/DDKDTDKDDDKKKKKD
hodor|J4M3$1901061910601121022042590/00/120/80/2DXKKTKKKKDXKKKKD/KKKDKDDKKKDKDDK
hodor|ethc849011134021191213691770/00/06/85/4DKDDKDKTKDDKDTDKDKK/KDKDKD
hodor|pete #freeigi5339713101014552211360/01/17/90/7XDXDDDTDKXKKDKKXDKDDDDDKD
hodor|9442467791718611069119955650/03/657/5413/19
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI1571432214400236562322180/01/016/100/2KKDDKDDK/KKKDDKKDKD/KKKKDKKKDKKKDKKD
TURBOT Metsu8410316191106297620851670/02/05/116/2K/KKKKKDKXDKDKD/D/DKKSKKDD/KD//DKKDD
TURBOT YCIUJ83841518300523922662180/11/113/111/0KD/KKDK/K/DDKDK/K/KDKDDKDDKKDKDKD
^BTURBOT GuderiaN881131618402331552912510/01/014/133/1DTK/DKDKDTKKDKKKDKKDKDDDKK/DDKK/KDDD
TURBOT symbol10612416155004245323541110/02/213/71/2DK/DKKKKKDK/DKDKDKDKDK/DK/DKKKD
TURBOT mental908519211000237232632680/01/314/144/3KKXD/DDKDKDKDK/KKDKDKKKKDDKDDDDDKKKDDKDDK
TURBOT 10165210410527122218355149674330/18/675/6615/10
hodor|caezorr10012819196011260630541350/02/218/170/1KDDKXKDKDDDDKKXKDKKKDKDKKKXKDDTDKKD/KKDDDD
hodor|IGI busted by n00n54571222601418212597580/01/15/146/2DKDKT/KK//DKDKDDDDDKKDDDKKDDK/DDKDD
hodor|olden77961418101225053030221/01/113/120/3DDDTDXKKKDDDKDKDKKD/XDKKDKD/DKDKKKD
hodor|J4M3$781391519100629463582180/02/012/91/3D//KKKDKDD/DKKDDDKD/KKKKD/DDKKKDK/
hodor|ethc6211515245036296227835860/00/314/103/2/KD/DDTDD/KDDKKTDDK/DDTKKDKK/K/KDDDDDKDKKK
hodor|pete #freeigi2869725400421273309320/00/16/151/5KDKXDDKDKDDDDDD/DDDDDDD/DK/K/KDDD
hodor|676048212723062314967183558511/06/868/7711/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI60656101021131516511690/00/06/62/3DDKTTDDDKKD/DXKDKKD
TURBOT Metsu2036315101510531701310/00/00/84/1K/DKDD///DKDDDDTD/D
TURBOT YCIUJ664881230001387226500/00/17/101/1DKDKDKDKKDDKDDDDKDDK
^BTURBOT GuderiaN6039610300410281344320/00/06/60/1DXKK//DDDDK/D/KKK
TURBOT symbol15047961000864124300/00/18/41/2KKKXKDKDKDKDDKKD
TURBOT mental906691030011881208300/00/29/70/0KKKDDD/DKDKDDKKKDKD
TURBOT 7430141631203117528102872320/00/436/418/8
hodor|caezorr775079301017021659490/00/08/90/0KKDKDTDKDKKKDDDDD
hodor|IGI busted by n00n12564108001517268581530/02/04/42/0DKXD/KKK/KKK/KKK/T/D
hodor|olden905391010011725161500/00/09/70/2D/DKKDKKKKDDDKDKDKD
hodor|J4M3$13759118600318601194830/01/010/50/1DKKDDKKKKK/KKKD/X/KDX
hodor|ethc109571211200320861180320/00/09/83/0KK/KKDKDDDDKDKK/KK/DKDK
hodor|pete #freeigi30313103112118810221060/01/03/50/2DDKDD/SDK/KDDT
hodor|9531452561513141028775284230/04/043/385/5
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI1006288100010121410360/00/08/80/1DXDKKDKDKKDKDDKKD
TURBOT Metsu604261010011015108200/04/00/92/0KKKDDDDKDD/DKDKD
TURBOT YCIUJ77487930029921231580/00/07/50/2KXKKDDDKD/KD/DKKD
^BTURBOT GuderiaN1204612105023131510332160/01/07/66/1/TKKKTKDKDDKDKKDK/KKK/DD
TURBOT symbol624458100215991597540/00/04/51/0DDKDDKKDDKK//
TURBOT mental775779500016971762720/00/17/70/1KDDDKDDKDKKKDKDD
TURBOT 83299455416028763081154360/05/133/409/5
hodor|caezorr7250811000416511495940/00/18/50/1DKDKK/D/DKDDKDK/KK/
hodor|IGI busted by n00n18242111002603130300/00/21/30/4KDDD/K/DDDDDD
hodor|olden773379311211069561580/00/15/53/0DKK/K/KSDDDTKDKDK
hodor|ethc100529930011563106360/01/07/70/1KKDKKDD/DKDDDKKKKD
hodor|pete #freeigi88238920019861538180/00/16/72/1DKDDKKKK/DKDKKDDDX
nabiciek:#13361129101222061275660/00/013/60/2DKD/KDKKK/KDKDKKKXDKDKT
hodor|812434658101212811576303420/01/540/335/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI87397821011139112900/00/06/61/1K/DKDDKKKDXKDKDS
TURBOT Metsu12251119301012561046270/06/00/86/1KKDDKKDKDKKDKDDTKKDKD
TURBOT YCIUJ88388930011309164500/00/18/70/1DKDKKKDDK/DDKXDKKD
^BTURBOT GuderiaN1205012101013170710461610/00/08/55/2DK/K/KKKKDDKKK/KDKTDKDD
TURBOT symbol554859200411161183500/02/03/40/1KK/K/DK/DDK/DD
TURBOT mental3820513000110781634300/00/14/91/2/KDDDKDKDKDDKDDDDD
TURBOT 852464858111210760576832680/08/229/3913/8
hodor|caezorr275104114501116651017530/01/111/20/0K/KDKDDTKKKKKKKK
hodor|IGI busted by n00n20262100000637141000/00/22/50/4DDDDDKDDDXDKD
hodor|olden80468102023177111531470/01/05/54/2D/KKDDTK/KDDK/DTKKDK
hodor|ethc5455611000010601206540/00/26/60/3DDKDKDKDDDDDDKKKD
hodor|pete #freeigi704271000007421348490/00/24/93/0DKDKDXKDKDDDDKDDKK
nabiciek:#16261138000118081471540/00/112/31/4KDKDKXKKDKDDKKK/KKDKKD
hodor|11033447537035768376053570/02/840/308/13

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Player Chats
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: same year you got your graphic card
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: coincidence?
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: i saw some profile
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: :DDDD
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: hahah fuck you :)))
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: is that true
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: no .D
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: yea right :D
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: hahahaha
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: i dont made it
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: rup
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: sec
hodor|J4M3$ [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT phyZiC!
TURBOT symbol [Countdown]: hf
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Countdown]: hf
TURBOT Metsu [Countdown]: shoutout for my parents
hodor|caezorr [Countdown]: shoutout redcross!!
TURBOT YCIUJ [Countdown]: ANALRAPE
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
^BTURBOT GuderiaN [12:35]: xd
[12:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:54]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:25]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[8:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
TURBOT Metsu [8:08]: Teleporttasko toi sinne
TURBOT YCIUJ [7:27]: gg
[7:14]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:45
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: sara shafak ihan lorttona taas tuol tv kakkose
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: ruudus
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: studios
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:51]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:51]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:51]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:50]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:50]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:50]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [6:50]: :XD
[4:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
TURBOT YCIUJ [4:12]: ANALRAPE
[4:04]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
hodor|caezorr [3:49]: :XD
[3:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:14]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
TURBOT YCIUJ [0:19]: :XD
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [0:12]: saaatana
TURBOT mental [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:45)
[10:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:13]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT YCIUJ [9:11]: ANALRAPE
TURBOT YCIUJ [9:10]: ANALRAPE
TURBOT YCIUJ [9:10]: ANALRAPE
TURBOT YCIUJ [9:10]: ANALRAPE
[9:10]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
hodor|caezorr [7:38]: homoo
[7:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:02]: Axis have returned the objective!
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [5:17]: :O
TURBOT mental [5:12]: wh
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [5:12]: wtf r udoin there :LD
hodor|caezorr [5:10]: :D:D
[4:54]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
^BTURBOT GuderiaN [4:50]: :o
TURBOT YCIUJ [3:05]: ANALRAPE
TURBOT YCIUJ [3:05]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [3:05]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [3:04]: :XD
TURBOT YCIUJ [3:04]: :XD
TURBOT mental [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: 2 MIN
hodor|caezorr [11:12]: homot
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:57]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:39]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
TURBOT symbol [10:28]: :>
[10:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:02]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT YCIUJ [9:59]: :)
[9:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor|pete #freeigi [7:44]: tapoin itteni omalla miinalla pitkiin gg
TURBOT Metsu [7:37]: gg
[7:17]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[5:30]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:29 (original: 12:00)
TURBOT YCIUJ [Intermission]: :)
TURBOT mental [Intermission]: gg
hodor|pete #freeigi [Intermission]: gg
^BTURBOT GuderiaN [Intermission]: 3rd?
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Intermission]: SUPPLY?
^BTURBOT GuderiaN [Intermission]: v51
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [Warmup]: go
TURBOT YCIUJ [Warmup]: :XD
TURBOT mental [Warmup]: rup
TURBOT Metsu [Warmup]: nabiciek when call placiek?
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: hoffalla meni tunteisii?
hodor|olden [Warmup]: kaatuko taa yks
TURBOT VOKKI [Countdown]: nabiciek pumped up?
TURBOT VOKKI [Countdown]: good own
nabiciek:# [Countdown]: put very much iron pipe and pump
TURBOT Metsu [14:57]: gg too light mouse now
[14:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:01]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:50]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[13:47]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[13:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT YCIUJ [12:29]: :)
[12:15]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[12:13]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[11:32]: The Truck has been repaired!
[10:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
TURBOT symbol [10:22]: :D
[9:19]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:40
hodor|pete #freeigi [Intermission]: free igi
[4:24]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:44]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[3:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:51]: The Truck has been repaired!
^BTURBOT GuderiaN [2:49]: :'D
[2:34]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[2:32]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[2:07]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
nabiciek:# [1:22]: joku vitun paska puolustaa respaa
[1:15]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
TURBOT VOKKI [0:54]: gg
hodor|IGI busted by n00n [0:52]: gg
nabiciek:# [0:51]: sanoin et häviittew heti
[0:47]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:53 (original: 5:40)
[Intermission]: hodor|ethc disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT symbol disconnected
TURBOT mental [Intermission]: wp igii
[Intermission]: TURBOT YCIUJ disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT GuderiaN disconnected
TURBOT mental [Intermission]: you did much here
[Intermission]: hodor|IGI busted by n00n disconnected
nabiciek:# [Intermission]: vihu low
nabiciek:# [Intermission]: gg
nabiciek:# [Intermission]: l2p
[Intermission]: nabiciek:# disconnected
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: 4-0 izi
hodor|olden [Intermission]: XD
[Intermission]: TURBOT mental disconnected
hodor|olden [Intermission]: nobos

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