LIKE A BOSS vs wiSe-guys (3922 views)

be ChilAx
nl constan
be prick
pl Abject
pl hunter
pl ridji


ET 3on3 SummerCup '14
Group A
Matchweek 1

Groups - #LIKEABOSS - Rules
10.07.14 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wiSe riddickbowe 48 kills
Killing Spree wiSe riddickbowe 11 frags without being killed
Accountant wiSe riddickbowe 155% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wiSe Abj 12 gibs
...and stay dead! wiSe Abj 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wiSe riddickbowe 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wiSe hunter 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wiSe riddickbowe 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! boss ChilAx anal 481 damage per frag
What objective? wiSe riddickbowe 302 XP
Red Shirt boss ChilAx anal 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? boss ChilAx anal 21 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wiSe hunter 212 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wiSe hunter 4 team kills
Gingerbread man boss ChilAx anal 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
boss ChilAx anal3315622672001461507483360/00/321/431/6280112221
boss jzkr show72241344681011634874841270/01/231/322/118715945
boss prick rape44178245440111544581711110/01/521/312/722715146
boss 485758016714113617943231382740/02/573/315/7231141311
wiSe Abj12328938311201576845999350/07/031/241/320219455
wiSe riddickbowe15530248317014846759442520/02/139/267/3176192116
wiSe hunter147301443012043698760002490/01/139/268/115920094
wiSe 1418921309231061223138179435360/010/1109/2616/117919585
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss ChilAx anal502248000211291013180/00/03/51/0D/DKD/KKDDDK
boss jzkr show1164676110112491075190/00/06/31/1KDKK/SKKKDKDD
boss prick rape57174700036041381180/01/03/40/0/KDKD/DDKK/
boss 74851521110629823469550/01/012/122/1
wiSe Abj5055362002104390500/00/03/40/0DDKDDK/K/
wiSe riddickbowe11437871002125183100/00/06/51/3K/K/KKDDDKDKXXKKXD
wiSe hunter5045361030117512461270/00/15/51/0KDDDDTTKDTKD
wiSe 7113714194034346929821270/00/114/142/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss ChilAx anal334351500031111128000/00/15/90/2D/KDKD/DDKDDDDK/DKDD
boss jzkr show604561000028321278720/00/16/70/0DDK/DDKK/DKDKDKD
boss prick rape504651020031036124200/00/34/20/2K/D/DKKDDDDDKK/
boss 481341635200829793800720/00/515/180/4
wiSe Abj180599530111250832350/04/06/40/0KDKKTKKDKKK/KDD
wiSe riddickbowe11637761000125010861120/01/05/61/0DKKDKKXDKDKKDD
wiSe hunter183561161000130010611040/00/08/63/0KKDKDKKKDDKKDKDKK
wiSe 16015227175011380029792510/05/019/164/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss ChilAx anal60641220200627162715180/00/212/120/0KDD/DDKK/KDKK/DK/DKDK/KD/KDKDDDD
boss jzkr show84771113300421442239180/01/110/80/0DKDK/DDK/KKDDKKKK/DKKDD/
boss prick rape5260917000516832267180/00/08/91/3DDK/DDK/DK/DKK/DKK/DDKDDKD
boss 6520132505001565437221540/01/330/291/3
wiSe Abj817291150002123237000/01/08/110/1DKKDKKDDDDDKDKXDKDKDK
wiSe riddickbowe12510415124010287923871400/01/112/113/0KKDKDKKDDKKDKDDDDDKDDKTKKKKK
wiSe hunter91811112401322191786180/01/010/91/1KK/KDDK/KDKDDDK/TKDKDKXKD
wiSe 99257353513023722165431580/03/130/314/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
boss ChilAx anal42712400031194247500/00/01/170/4DDKDDDDDDDDDDDD//DDDDD/DD
boss jzkr show58731017400421232892180/00/09/141/0DDKDDDDKDDDK/KKDKKD/DK/X/DKK
boss prick rape3055620201021223281750/00/26/161/2KDDDDDDKDKDDDDDDKDDDDTKDDDK
boss 311551761601754398648930/00/216/472/6
wiSe Abj18810317920023268189200/02/014/51/2DKKKKK/KDDK/KKDKKKKDDKKKKD
wiSe riddickbowe30012418610023087164000/00/016/42/0/KKKKKKKKKKKDKKDDKK/KKKD
wiSe hunter31611919660002293190700/00/016/63/0KKKDKDKKKKKKKKKDKKDKKKKDD
wiSe 268346542190048648543900/02/046/156/2

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Player Chats
boss ChilAx anal [Warmup]: so this and grush
boss ChilAx anal [Warmup]: xd
boss ChilAx anal [Warmup]: you can choose
wiSe riddickbowe [Countdown]: hf
boss jzkr show [11:51]: XD
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
boss jzkr show [10:58]: show
boss jzkr show [10:27]: show
boss prick rape [10:25]: /BUL/Mirage [9:29]: shoutout to prick for NOT being drunk
wiSe Abj [10:23]: :D
boss prick rape [10:18]: kut
boss prick rape [10:17]: kut
boss prick rape [10:17]: kut
boss prick rape [10:17]: kut
[9:13]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:13]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:43]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
wiSe riddickbowe [7:51]: :D
[7:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:49]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:10
boss jzkr show [Intermission]: w
wiSe riddickbowe [Intermission]: aiming by raziel
boss jzkr show [Intermission]: p
boss prick rape [Intermission]: izi
boss ChilAx anal [Intermission]: :D
[3:27]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:27]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:19]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:06]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
wiSe Abj [3:04]: RIDJI show
wiSe Abj [3:04]: :D
boss jzkr show [3:02]: show
boss jzkr show [3:00]: kanker
boss jzkr show [2:59]: xD
[2:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:04]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
boss jzkr show [1:01]: rofl
boss ChilAx anal [1:00]: cmon get flag
boss ChilAx anal [0:59]: u'll win
boss ChilAx anal [0:22]: xd
[0:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:02]: wiSe riddickbowecalled a vote.
[0:00]: Vote FAILED! (KICK wiSe Abj)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:10)
wiSe Abj [11:58]: HF
wiSe riddickbowe [11:55]: hf
[11:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wiSe Abj [10:17]: ooo
[10:16]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
boss prick rape [7:28]: abo
boss prick rape [7:24]: skillboost :s
boss jzkr show [7:23]: show
[4:15]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
boss jzkr show [4:03]: :D
boss jzkr show [4:02]: gg
wiSe riddickbowe [4:01]: :)
boss prick rape [3:57]: WP
boss ChilAx anal [3:49]: wp
boss prick rape [3:16]: will he make it?
[3:15]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:45
boss prick rape [Intermission]: fuq
boss ChilAx anal [Intermission]: :'(
boss jzkr show [Countdown]: hf
[8:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
boss jzkr show [7:21]: :d
boss jzkr show [6:02]: geneukt
boss prick rape [5:58]: kut
boss prick rape [5:58]: kut
boss prick rape [5:58]: kut
boss prick rape [5:57]: kut
boss prick rape [5:57]: kut
boss ChilAx anal [5:56]: <--
[2:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:45]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
boss prick rape [2:09]: :o
boss jzkr show [1:53]: LOL
wiSe Abj [1:25]: :)
wiSe riddickbowe [1:24]: :)
boss prick rape [1:23]: laat u kopke is zien
boss jzkr show [1:22]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
boss ChilAx anal [1:22]: :)
wiSe riddickbowe [1:21]: :)
wiSe riddickbowe [1:20]: :)
wiSe riddickbowe [1:19]: :)
boss ChilAx anal [1:18]: dont try so hard
boss ChilAx anal [1:16]: vs low
boss jzkr show [0:51]: :D
boss prick rape [0:38]: u guys are insane
boss prick rape [0:18]: or we suck
boss ChilAx anal [0:10]: 8min
boss ChilAx anal [0:08]: hold is not bad
wiSe Abj [0:03]: gg
boss prick rape [Intermission]: WP guys
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:45)
boss jzkr show [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: boss ChilAx anal disconnected
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: gg guys
boss prick rape [Intermission]: thx for the game
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: wiSe hunter disconnected
[Intermission]: wiSe riddickbowe disconnected
[Intermission]: boss prick rape disconnected
[Intermission]: boss jzkr show disconnected

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