Talented vs Golden Gun (2813 views)

nl snick:]
nl Bossah
nl Supra
pl Vi3ri
pl Jaakub
nl WeZep
29.07.14 13:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TALENTED SUVJ 55 kills
Killing Spree TALENTED SUVJ 8 frags without being killed
Accountant TALENTED SUVJ 134% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TALENTED SUVJ 11 gibs
...and stay dead! ^SGolden WEZ^SEP 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TALENTED SUVJ 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TALENTED SUVJ 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TALENTED SUVJ 167 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TALENTED sNICKJe33 314 damage per frag
What objective? TALENTED SUVJ 311 XP
Red Shirt TALENTED sNICKJe33 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TALENTED BOSSAH 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Golden jaakub 291 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TALENTED sNICKJe33 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TALENTED BOSSAH 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TALENTED SUVJ1313115541111115939677523080/05/444/217/217118585
TALENTED sNICKJe33592693864100116950196491340/04/332/423/325015148
TALENTED BOSSAH5220428545012252356944900/01/524/274/1187129512
TALENTED 7678412115926135324132243455320/010/5100/2714/120315568
Golden Vi3ri44252245470111681285441721/03/420/341/528415845
^SGolden WEZ^SEP6426730479001169436666180/03/427/290/3231142510
Golden jaakub91304404310101574376912400/16/242/363/418615745
Golden 658239414426113721192221222301/112/289/364/423415247
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TALENTED SUVJ1457416110003246319341440/02/213/61/0KKD/KKDKDKKKKDKK/K/DKKKDKDD
TALENTED sNICKJe3375851216000327122716180/00/111/121/0DKDKK/D/KK/DKDDKDKDKDKDKDKDD
TALENTED BOSSAH3349515000615472071420/00/35/60/0DK/DD/D//KDDK//KDDKD
TALENTED 84208334200012672267212040/02/629/242/0
Golden Vi3ri606591530031543239300/01/08/110/1DKDDK//K/DKDDKDKDKDDKKDD
^SGolden WEZ^SEP7196101440062025161000/02/18/70/0K/D/DK/KDDD/KDDK/DKK/KKK
Golden jaakub6881111620033153271900/03/18/110/1KDKKDDKDD/D/KKKDK/DDDDKDDKK
Golden 662423045900126721672200/06/224/290/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TALENTED SUVJ7570121610052587263600/01/19/92/2KX/KKDD/KK/DDDDK/KKDDKD/DKDKK
TALENTED sNICKJe3325536240014226733551160/01/15/161/3/K/TDDDKDD/DDD/KDKDDDDKDDDDKDDD
TALENTED BOSSAH214941930061024207500/00/24/110/0D//KDKD//DDDDD/DDDKDKD/
TALENTED 40172225940115587880661160/02/418/363/5
Golden Vi3ri3177516300623022274320/02/12/71/2D//DDK/K/D/KDDD/KDDKD
^SGolden WEZ^SEP13391129200220881594180/00/012/70/0KDDD/D/KDKKKKKDKKKKKD
Golden jaakub01281605109523000/02/122/43/0/K/KSKKK/KKK/KKD/KK/KKKK/KDK/KDKKK/KKDKKKD
Golden 55296332510101749133868500/04/236/184/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TALENTED SUVJ23014323107115380424591460/01/119/34/0KKDK/KK/TDKDKKSKKKKKK/KKDKKKKK/KK/
TALENTED sNICKJe33105102181750063622274500/02/115/101/0/DKDDKKK/KKKDDKKDDK/K/KD/K/DDKDKKKK
TALENTED BOSSAH85681214100816992074180/01/011/60/1/DKK/DXK/DKKDK//DKK/KK/KK/D
TALENTED 1403135341131119912572781640/04/245/195/1
Golden Vi3ri317861910022154303700/00/26/130/2/DDKDDDDKDDKDDDDKDKD/DDDK
^SGolden WEZ^SEP266551920032089261400/01/24/130/1DKD/D/DDKKK/DKDDDDDDDDDD
Golden jaakub47811021200130353474400/01/09/190/1KKDDDKK/DDKDDKKDDDDKDDDKDDDKDDD
Golden 352242159500672789125400/02/419/450/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TALENTED SUVJ10024443002542723180/01/03/30/0DK/KK/XKD
TALENTED sNICKJe33282927500390083300/01/01/40/0KD/DD/D/K
TALENTED BOSSAH11638761012965724300/00/04/44/0KKKK/KDD/TDKDK
TALENTED 81911317901724072280480/02/08/114/0
Golden Vi3ri100324400108138401401/00/14/30/0DDKDKKKTD
^SGolden WEZ^SEP601535100074184800/00/13/20/2DDKKDKDD
Golden jaakub501436100272671900/10/03/20/2DKK/DD/KDX
Golden 706110152012228024071401/10/210/70/4

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Player Chats
[11:58]: Golden Vi3ricalled a vote.
[11:57]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:57]: Vote passed!
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: Broodje kaas
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: Broodje kaas
Golden jaakub [Warmup]: let's dance
Golden jaakub [Countdown]: gl
Golden Vi3ri [10:52]: Sure
[10:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[6:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[6:59]: FIGHT!
[6:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:39]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:20
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Intermission]: WP
Golden jaakub [Warmup]: let's dance
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: Broodje kaas
[5:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:09]: FIGHT!
[3:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:44]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:14]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [1:14]: wp
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [1:10]: tails
[1:08]: TALENTED sNICKJe33called a vote.
[1:05]: Vote FAILED! (Coin Toss )
[1:03]: TALENTED sNICKJe33called a vote.
[1:00]: Vote FAILED! (Coin Toss )
TALENTED BOSSAH [0:58]: ?
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [0:56]: tails
[0:53]: TALENTED sNICKJe33called a vote.
[0:52]: Vote passed!
[0:52]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
[0:52]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
Golden Vi3ri [0:50]: westill
Golden Vi3ri [0:49]: playn
TALENTED BOSSAH [0:44]: ye
TALENTED BOSSAH [0:38]: vote can already be done
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [0:09]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:20)
TALENTED SUVJ [Intermission]: jaakuub sucking dick at erden
TALENTED SUVJ [Intermission]: shooting most dmg now
[9:42]: Golden Vi3ricalled a vote.
Golden Vi3ri [9:42]: fk
[9:41]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[9:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [9:39]: afgk
TALENTED BOSSAH [9:39]: your prob
TALENTED BOSSAH [9:39]: too late
[9:39]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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TALENTED sNICKJe33 [9:39]: gkl
[9:39]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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TALENTED sNICKJe33 [9:39]: gl
[9:39]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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^SGolden WEZ^SEP [9:39]: same
[9:39]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[9:39]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:39]: FIGHT!
[8:41]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:38]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:18]: Main blast door opening!
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [0:19]: darbn
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [0:15]: cant hit any1
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: Broodje kaas
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: Broodje kaas
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: kommeuuu van zwieten
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: rup
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: WELCOME
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: WELCOME
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: ?
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: ?
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: ?
TALENTED SUVJ [Warmup]: cmon man
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: where we waiting for man
TALENTED SUVJ [Warmup]: all the time i have to wait for him
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: FOR HIM
TALENTED SUVJ [Warmup]: this jakuub fuck
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: wezep zeg er is wat van ;)
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: GEEN FLAUW IDEE
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: hij reageert niet
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: kut pole
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: ja idd
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: merc toch alleen maar
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: Ja Ik zag t
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: COME ON DUDE
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: HIJ ZEGT 5 MINS
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: maar dat is allang voorbij
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: ja
TALENTED BOSSAH [Warmup]: dit duurt mij echt te lang man
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: NO PLAY
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: i guess
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: ?
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: give him a moment man
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: misschien heb ik wel een andere
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: iam tired
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: of this game
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: why?
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: fh hurts right?
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: too long
Golden Vi3ri [Warmup]: nope
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: too long? 4 mins erden 4 mins suplly?
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: shortest game ever
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: 8 mins
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: GUYS...
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: where is he
TALENTED SUVJ [Warmup]: where did he go?
Golden jaakub [Warmup]: let's dance
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: ja die kut pool komt niet
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: hahaha
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: hahahaha
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: hahahaha
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: tell vieri
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: come back
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: haha
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: hij komt eraan
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: volgens mij
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Warmup]: weer
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Warmup]: haha vierie xD you reconnect jakub push ready xD
TALENTED BOSSAH [Countdown]: Broodje kaas
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Countdown]: goodluck guys
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Countdown]: ze moeten alles delen
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Countdown]: :)
TALENTED BOSSAH [Countdown]: haha
[9:07]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:52]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: jezus
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: hey stop
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: WHAT EEN MONGOOL JONGE
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: xD
[7:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: just stop playing this game u piece of crap
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: hahaa
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: de tering
TALENTED SUVJ [7:22]: throw yourself out of the window
TALENTED SUVJ [7:22]: seriously
[7:22]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: indeed
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: jeeez
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: shutup
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:22]: its fkcing anyoing
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: what shut up u kurwa
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: ga jij mij killen wezep?
[7:22]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: of is dat vieri
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: is he your buttbuddy?
[7:22]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: als je goed kijkt na console
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:21]: got huge record now...
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: dan weet je het
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:22]: hard to upload
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:22]: 2 gigabtye
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: fuckin angry
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: bitches
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: vi3ri
[7:22]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: no shiut
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: dont kill me :(
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: suck my balls
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: and stoip
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: annoyng
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: no ammo xD
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: me
TALENTED SUVJ [7:22]: in total we waited 30 minutes
[7:22]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: for this son of a bitch
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: *WASTED
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: not waited
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: WASTED
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: because
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: hes
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: retarded
TALENTED SUVJ [7:22]: so unpause
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:21]: you loose anyway
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: ye
[7:22]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: no
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: ull lose anyways
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: so unpause
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: we dont
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: or i throw a grenade
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: ull loose
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: haha
[7:22]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:22]: well atleast we pcik a draw
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: not today vi3ri , not today
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:21]: but we cant loose anymore
[7:22]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: u can
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [7:22]: how
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: nextmap
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: NOPE
TALENTED SUVJ [7:21]: unpause now
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: lol
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: there is not a next map
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: 3:3
Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: is next map
[7:22]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
Golden Vi3ri [7:21]: and 5:3 for meh
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: unpause//
[7:22]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: bcs i have to finish this crap
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:21]: crackhead
[7:22]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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TALENTED BOSSAH [7:22]: wooohoo
[7:22]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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Golden Vi3ri [7:22]: 2v3
[7:22]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:21]: i am gonna uinpause maar
[7:22]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[7:22]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [7:22]: dit schiet niet op
[7:22]: FIGHT!
TALENTED BOSSAH [7:15]: klasse
[7:00]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:59 (original: 10:00)
^SGolden WEZ^SEP [Intermission]: ggg
TALENTED SUVJ [Intermission]: GG WP
TALENTED sNICKJe33 [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: Golden Vi3ri disconnected
TALENTED BOSSAH [Intermission]: Thanks wezep
[Intermission]: Golden WEZEP disconnected
[Intermission]: TALENTED SUVJ disconnected
TALENTED BOSSAH [Intermission]: bye bye mogooool
[Intermission]: TALENTED BOSSAH disconnected

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