Automatic vs POKEMANS (3027 views)

gb Artstar
be eron
us ipod
ca nplane
ch fumoffu
de shady
18.10.14 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth automatic.eron :-D 93 kills
Killing Spree automatic.eron :-D 6 frags without being killed
Accountant automatic.eron :-D 89% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! automatic.eron :-D 21 gibs
...and stay dead! automatic.eron :-D 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning automatic.eron :-D 79 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! automatic.eron :-D 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer POKEMON^GFUMOFFU 192 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pokeshady 260 damage per frag
What objective? automatic.eron :-D 609 XP
Red Shirt automatic.ipod >:[ 115 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? automatic.ipod >:[ 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pokeshady 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut automatic.star :~> 4 team kills
Gingerbread man automatic.star :~> 47 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
automatic.star :~>78503739316044714240135723141/010/059/447/319514647
automatic.ipod >:[46379531157132210717137043260/05/549/876/9202118512
automatic.eron :-D896099310421023918265143553130/05/379/6311/419613869
automatic.701491219312441910843222416319531/020/3187/6324/419813459
pokeshady725697510417023817417164092000/04/866/527/723215849
pokenplane604506811311023313820148622830/11/566/703/620313246
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU60371661106013312295127701900/02/660/635/1018611648
POKE641390209327340510443532440416730/07/6192/6315/1020713548
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.star :~>72901318500820842688680/02/08/93/1//K//DK/DDDDDKDKK/K/K/KDKDDKKKK
automatic.ipod >:[1566426100119883735540/00/34/190/3DKDDDDKDDDDDDDDDD/DKDDDDDDDDKD
automatic.eron :-D24506251006228829381080/00/06/180/1DD/KDDDD/DDDDKD/KD/K/DDKD/DKDDD
automatic.37206236970015636093612300/02/318/463/5
pokeshady14612222152021039192249160/01/121/32/1K/K/K/KKK/KK///KDKKDKDKK/K/TKKKK/KTKKDD
pokenplane10077171720062713217500/01/115/111/1/KKDD/DDK/KKK/KKKK/K/KKKDKDDKKXDDXDD
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU886615173001027291936580/01/012/62/1KD/KK/K////KKK//KD/DKDK/KDKDKKKD
POKE11126554497022693616360740/03/248/205/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.star :~>603661000051309124900/01/05/50/0K/K/KDD/KK/KD/DD
automatic.ipod >:[04340101300120/01/07/41/0//KK/DTKDKKKKKDD
automatic.eron :-D5432611200314811242180/00/05/81/1K//KDXDKDD/KDDKDKD
automatic.3811116213011127902491300/02/017/172/1
pokeshady363641110031418156800/00/14/70/0DD/DDKDK/KDD/KD
pokenplane50535100005656105000/00/04/41/1/DKK/KD/DD/KKD/
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU7255811100416911363580/00/18/50/1D//DKDKKK/DDK/DDKKK
POKE5314417322001237653981580/00/216/161/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.star :~>1061111615300123050204400/00/015/31/1/KK//XKKK/KK/K/D//KKD/K/KKK/K/KD
automatic.ipod >:[521071325000632943741730/01/012/190/1KDDD/DKKKK/DK/DDDD/DDDKDK/D/DKDDKKKXKDD
automatic.eron :-D168166321950210444924861510/02/228/64/1K/KDK/KTKDK/KKKDK/DDKKK/K/K/KKKKK/KDKKKDKKK/DKKDT/KKK
automatic.1093846159802281079382712240/03/255/285/3
pokeshady3698925200732083747180/01/17/171/0KD/D//DD/DK/KDKDK/DKDDDK/DDDKDDDKD
pokenplane46771226300827423476180/00/012/180/0KDD/DDKDD/D/DK/KDDDK/K/DKDKKDDDDKD/KK/
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU33891030000523213570360/01/28/191/4DDKDK/KKDD/DD/KKDDD/DDDDKDDDDDKDK/DKDDDD
POKE38264318150020827110793720/02/327/542/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.star :~>22654180017170422031270/02/02/101/1DTD/D/D/K/D/D//DKDKKDDD
automatic.ipod >:[54931324300528563153360/02/111/170/2DXDDKDDK/D/DDDDK/KDK/DDKDDDK/KDKKDDKKK
automatic.eron :-D448781840072629259700/01/06/111/0DD/DKDKD/K/K/K/DKDD/DD/DKK
automatic.40245256070119718979531630/05/119/382/3
pokeshady1001001616300831742506540/01/314/51/1/KKK/KK/KKDDK/KK/D/K/KKDKKDDXK/DD
pokenplane1009815152027246022962290/00/216/61/0KKTKKDK///TK/D/DDKKDKDKKKDK/KKD/
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU66671015001623192387200/00/010/101/1/KXK/DDKKXKDK/DKDK/DK/TDK/DD
POKE89265414650321795371893030/01/540/213/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.star :~>68801116102924122347600/00/012/71/0D//DKDD/KDKTKD/K//KK/K/TK/DKK
automatic.ipod >:[45709202022257930751510/01/09/161/2//DDDKTDDDKDKDDDDDDDDDDKKTDKKKK
automatic.eron :-D829914174001029642217180/02/112/90/1/KD/DK/KKXDDKK/KX//DDK//KD/KXXK/KKK
automatic.65249345370421795576392290/03/133/322/3
pokeshady70961217500730302874760/00/09/93/1//KKKKDDKKK/KDKDK/KKD///DDDDD
pokenplane4787817300623332776180/00/18/100/0/KKDKDD///K/DDKDKKD/KDDDD
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU700121700040000/00/112/110/1K/DDKKDK/DDDDKKKKD//KKDKDKDDD
POKE6218332518001753635650940/00/229/303/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.star :~>1431212316701636813041591/05/017/101/0KDKDK/KKKTDK/K/KKKDKK/K/KKD/KKKKDKDDKKDD
automatic.ipod >:[500102001050000/00/16/124/1DDKDDKDXK/DD/KKDDDKKDSK/K/KD/D
automatic.eron :-D1921752714500344542875180/00/022/115/0KKDKKKKKKDKKDKDKKKKKDKKKKD/KKDKDK/KDKD/KD
automatic.128296605012111481355916771/05/145/3310/1
pokeshady601171220400326683465360/01/211/110/4DKDKDDD/DK/KDDDKDDK/DKDDDKKDKDKK
pokenplane39581128100129163089180/10/111/210/4DDKDDDDDKDDDKDDDDDKDKDKDDDKDDKDKDDKDDK/
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU55941120200432353514180/00/210/121/2KKDK/K/KDKDDKDDKDDDDDD/DK/DDKKD
POKE5126934687008881910068720/11/532/441/10

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Player Chats
pokeshady [Warmup]: doubt itll take longer than 3h
automatic.eron :-D [Warmup]: :D
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: yeah and his gf expecting me in 1 hr!
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: and star in 2!
automatic.eron :-D [Warmup]: she likes to start with small dicks yeah
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: and work her way down to smaller
automatic.eron :-D [Warmup]: almost <
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: so i guess star will be last
automatic.star :~> [Warmup]: i won't be there
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: in b4 ur mom
automatic.star :~> [Warmup]: i'll be with your girl and mum the entire time
automatic.eron :-D [Countdown]: :D
automatic.eron :-D [Countdown]: hf
automatic.star :~> [11:58]: (ipod__): id be good at it
automatic.star :~> [11:58]: (ipod__): if i sucked dick
automatic.star :~> [11:58]: (ipod__): i think
automatic.star :~> [11:58]: (ipod__): yo
[11:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:57]: automatic.ipod >:[called a vote.
[11:57]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:57]: Vote passed!
automatic.eron :-D [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[7:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:03]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:53]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[5:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:03]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[2:58]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[2:58]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:02
automatic.ipod >:[ [Intermission]: the flag struggle was real
[7:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:35]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[4:45]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[4:07]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[4:06]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:57 (original: 9:02)
automatic.eron :-D [Countdown]: hf
[10:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[9:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
automatic.eron :-D [3:17]: gg
automatic.ipod >:[ [3:15]: tailz
pokeshady [3:12]: tails
[2:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:12 (original: 12:00)
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ISA ID IT FIRST SHADY
[11:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
pokeshady [8:18]: xd
[8:04]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:51]: POKEMONFUMOFFU disconnected
[2:45]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:39]: ?
[2:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:38]: Allies team locked from spectators by automatic.eron :-D
[2:38]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: sup
[2:38]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
pokeshady [2:38]: we need merc
pokeshady [2:38]: :<
pokenplane [2:38]: he doesnt wanna play it seems
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:38]: why?
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: lal what
[2:38]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
automatic.star :~> [2:38]: its just 1 more round
[2:38]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:38]: got?
[2:38]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: dt sux
[2:38]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:38]: ok so forfeit we win?
pokeshady [2:38]: no
[2:38]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: izi forfeit izi life
pokeshady [2:38]: xd
[2:38]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:38]: ask igi
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: :P
[2:38]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[2:38]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[2:38]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:38]: FIGHT!
[2:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:38]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: nah
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: u need merc
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: :<
[2:38]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[2:38]: igigigiggigi connected
[2:38]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [2:37]: go
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [2:38]: stop that truck!!!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
automatic.eron :-D [2:38]: hahaha
[2:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:38]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:38]: FIGHT!
pokeshady [2:22]: nice afk merc
automatic.eron :-D [2:18]: :D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [2:15]: nice loosing gold
[2:12]: igigigiggigi disconnected
pokeshady [2:09]: oh god
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:08]: LOL
pokenplane [2:06]: lol
automatic.star :~> [2:04]: :DDDDDDd
pokeshady [1:59]: how could i ask a polak
[1:47]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:12
automatic.eron :-D [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDD
automatic.ipod >:[ [Intermission]: U want fat cat?
pokenplane [Intermission]: surte
pokenplane [Intermission]: sure
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: shaad
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: give me tsi p
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: on irc
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: pass?
automatic.eron :-D [Warmup]: goal?
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: itas asking for pass
automatic.star :~> [Warmup]: xD
automatic.star :~> [Warmup]: that turnspeed
automatic.eron :-D [Warmup]: lets go
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: r up cat
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [Warmup]: cfg
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: cig
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [Warmup]: next round
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [Warmup]: ":D"
automatic.ipod >:[ [Countdown]: did fum get mad?
pokenplane [Countdown]: probably
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [9:26]: STARY
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [9:25]: ?
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [9:20]: gg
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:23]: LOL
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:21]: FUCK U FAGGOT
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [8:19]: :----D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [8:19]: :----D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [8:19]: :----D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [8:18]: :----D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [8:18]: :----D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [8:18]: :----D
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [2:44]: gg
POKEMON^GFUMOFFU [2:39]: ipod getting carried
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:33]: :D
automatic.ipod >:[ [2:21]: owned
automatic.ipod >:[ [0:11]: asdjasjbtat
automatic.ipod >:[ [0:11]: jhashdjah
automatic.ipod >:[ [0:09]: fcuk this game
automatic.ipod >:[ [0:08]: ggs
[0:07]: automatic.ipod >:[ disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:12)
pokenplane [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: pokenplane disconnected
automatic.star :~> [Intermission]: ggq
automatic.eron :-D [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: KPKP~~FaT#reloaded disconnected
[Intermission]: automatic.star :~> disconnected

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