CitiZen vs This is the greatest name of All (1879 views)

fi froxe
cz BOBiKA
nl kARMA
de Mabuse
de kitt
de Chordagoth
29.11.14 15:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cTzen/Janne Ahonen 68 kills
Killing Spree Chordagoth 5 frags without being killed
Accountant cTzen/Janne Ahonen 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cTzen/Mikko Koivu 15 gibs
...and stay dead! cTzen/Mikko Koivu 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cTzen/Janne Ahonen 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cTzen/Jari Litmanen 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cTzen/Jari Litmanen 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cTzen/Mikko Koivu 294 damage per frag
What objective? cTzen/Janne Ahonen 423 XP
Red Shirt Mabuse. 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Mabuse. 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cTzen/Jari Litmanen 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cTzen/Jari Litmanen 5 team kills
Gingerbread man cTzen/Mikko Koivu 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cTzen/Mikko Koivu643634671151125979992051880/04/234/419/421312848
cTzen/Janne Ahonen1154236859802211386593083581/03/059/367/620415846
cTzen/Jari Litmanen87374606914052110408105858320/13/551/4011/417315336
cTzen/871160174199371867340722909813781/110/5144/4027/419714647
dp kitt593354271110020912210564900/04/335/443/521714936
Chordagoth743754966401141020111890260/02/446/432/620818056
Mabuse.473614086602159775116181260/01/335/566/13244135212
Mabuse.59107113122321034929098340722420/07/3116/5611/1322315538
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cTzen/Mikko Koivu45981124300732233169540/01/29/141/1/KDDD/K/DDKDKDDDKDDDKDK/KDK/DK/DDK/
cTzen/Janne Ahonen921001314400431302576750/00/011/102/0KKDD/KK/KKDK/KDKD/DKDDDDKKK
cTzen/Jari Litmanen8411816193006236627322120/01/114/101/2D/DKK/KD/DKK/KDDKDDDKDKKDDKK/K/KDKK
cTzen/743164057100017871984773410/02/334/344/3
dp kitt5010481620052328259500/02/26/90/0DKD/K//DDKKK/DDDDDK/KKDD
Chordagoth100100161630043181312100/00/015/101/2KKDKDKKKKDDDKKKDDK/KKD/D/KDK/KDD
Mabuse.72961622200529683003350/01/013/152/2KDKDD/KDDDDKK/KD/KDKDKDKK/KKDK/KDDKDDD
Mabuse.7430040547001484778719350/03/234/343/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cTzen/Mikko Koivu4786919310619502500480/00/08/121/0D/K/DDKSK/K/K/KDDKKDDD/DDDDK
cTzen/Janne Ahonen1069317160016357723161761/01/015/81/3DKKDDDDDK/KDKK/KK/XK/KK/KKDKK/KDDTK
cTzen/Jari Litmanen616911183015239527431400/10/19/103/2KK/KDDKKKDK/DDDDTDD/DK/KK/DDKDX
cTzen/71248375361217792275593641/11/132/305/5
dp kitt92901213400425742455360/00/011/91/1KDKKKXDKK/KDKKDDD/K/KDDD/K
Chordagoth9296131400032274284400/01/012/110/0DD/K/KDDKD/KKDKDKKDDDKKKKKD
Mabuse.501121020201327112623180/00/18/133/3KDDKTDDD/KKDDDDDK/KDKDDDKDK/KDD
Mabuse.7829835476011075597922540/01/131/334/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cTzen/Mikko Koivu11886131150062206161300/01/010/52/1/DDKKKK//K/KXK/KKK/DDKKKD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen1501062114201831451751890/01/019/62/0KKK/KKDK//KK/KKK/KKTKD/DK/KKKKDKK/DD
cTzen/Jari Litmanen7776141830072895235500/01/311/82/0K/KDDKDD/DDDK/KKDKK/K/KK/K/KDDKD
cTzen/115268484310012182465719890/03/340/196/1
dp kitt55591120400322822856360/02/08/141/3DDKD/KDDKDDDDKDKDKDD/KKDK/DKDKD
Chordagoth3573617001118622924260/01/36/120/1DDKTKKDDDDKDDDDDKDDDD/DK
Mabuse.2669519200415752466500/00/05/140/2D/KKXD/DKDDDDDD/DDDDDK/KD
Mabuse.3920122566018571982461120/03/319/401/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cTzen/Mikko Koivu30029311000435154180/00/02/21/0KDKKX
cTzen/Janne Ahonen25024521001807326180/00/05/20/1KKDKK/KXX
cTzen/Jari Litmanen150173220305195584040/00/04/22/0KDDTKKTT
cTzen/233701154031176110384400/00/011/63/1
dp kitt751334000134254400/00/03/30/0DKKK/DD
Chordagoth25414000123849300/00/01/10/2K/DDD
Mabuse.0605000045872400/00/00/50/0DDDDD
Mabuse.332341300021038176100/00/04/90/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cTzen/Mikko Koivu1430171000813104100/00/01/60/1KDDDDDDD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen37453810011328127800/00/02/71/0DDDD/DKDDKK
cTzen/Jari Litmanen15043961000926129200/01/07/61/0DKDKKDKKDKDDKKK
cTzen/67118132130013067361100/01/010/192/1
dp kitt572447000474968400/00/04/30/0/KK/K//KDDD
Chordagoth1576011700031573112800/00/010/41/1KKKDKKKK/KD/KKX/KDD
Mabuse.624058001212891255230/00/16/40/1DKDDKD/KKDT/KD
Mabuse.921242022001936113067230/00/120/111/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cTzen/Mikko Koivu100349920161172728680/02/04/24/1/KD/KK/TK/K/D/KKDKK
cTzen/Janne Ahonen180559500011878106100/01/07/31/2DKK/DKXKKDDKKKK
cTzen/Jari Litmanen116517620131307905760/00/06/42/0K/KDTXD/KKK/KKD
cTzen/132140252040210435726941440/03/017/97/3
dp kitt364541110038471430180/00/13/61/1KD/DD/K/DKDKDDD
Chordagoth25422810021073138000/00/12/50/0DK/D/KDDDD
Mabuse.33384120001774154700/00/13/51/5DDKKD/DDDDKDKDDD
Mabuse.311251031200626944357180/00/38/162/6

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Player Chats
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Warmup]: abuuse UUUUURRR SEEEELFEESTEEEEM RUUUUPPPPP
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: auschwitz
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: rup
Chordagoth [Warmup]: cu @ lan bobika
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Countdown]: See you @ FRAGMOVIE
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Countdown]: good own
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Countdown]: easy game easy life
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [11:40]: :D:Djspoadj
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [10:59]: cock magic
[10:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [10:26]: fkin noob
[10:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:06]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:08]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:33]: they try to tk me so hard :s
cTzen/Jari Litmanen [7:07]: TIMPLJER
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:04]: bobi most useless player
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:04]: 2k14
[7:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:03]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [2:52]: fucking truck
[1:31]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:28
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Warmup]: bobika new elviss
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Warmup]: just leaning
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Warmup]: and waiting
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Countdown]: did the obj
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Countdown]: np
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [9:12]: wow :DDDDDDDDDDDD
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [8:44]: not so good own not easy game easy
[8:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:41]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:41]: äääää
[7:41]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:41]: ¨züüüüio¨¨ööiii¨jh¨¨¨g¨¨gff¨¨saäws
[7:41]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:41]: we have no engineer gg
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:41]: my hand hurts
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:41]: we lose
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:41]: :(
[7:41]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
dp kitt [7:41]: ALLAHU AKBAR
dp kitt [7:41]: ALLAHU AKBAR
[7:41]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:41]: he bet 800 on you, so we're sellingit
[7:41]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:41]: :s
[7:41]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:41]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:41]: FIGHT!
Chordagoth [7:10]: :D
[7:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
Chordagoth [6:36]: WTF
[6:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [4:32]: I said
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [4:30]: we|re selling it
[4:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Chordagoth [3:05]: pluz
[1:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:31]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [1:09]: This fucking nerd
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [1:08]: gg losing cuz bad teammates
[0:32]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:56 (original: 10:28)
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [9:58]: shoutout mikko
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [8:38]: kitt best etplayer 2k14
[8:33]: The Doors are opening!!
dp kitt [8:32]: ALLAHU AKBAR
dp kitt [8:31]: ALLAHU AKBAR
[7:41]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Chordagoth [7:16]: gr8 b8 m8 i r8 that 8/8
[7:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: karma busy boy
[7:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: no one calls him for 3months
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: 2phone calls in one offi
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: gg
[7:12]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: No one wants to see ski-jumper play ET
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: wtf
[7:12]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: idd
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: wtf
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: full of hate bra
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: braaahhpo0jasd
[7:12]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: :xDDDDD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: See you @ FRAGMOVIE
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: :8
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: :8
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: :8
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: :8
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [7:12]: :8
[7:12]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: I WANNA TOUCH UR BODYYY
[7:12]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: I AM BARBIE GIIRL
[7:12]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:12]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [7:12]: DI DI DI DI DI
[7:12]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:12]: FIGHT!
Chordagoth [6:35]: NICE GIB
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [6:32]: ofc
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [6:32]: fuck gibs
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [6:31]: frags
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [6:30]: :D
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [6:29]: I am froxe monster
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [4:52]: XD
Chordagoth [4:14]: fucking gay shuit
Chordagoth [3:08]: '
[1:53]: Main blast door opening!
[1:37]: Main blast door closing!
[1:31]: Main blast door opening!
[1:24]: Main blast door closing!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [1:17]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [1:15]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [1:15]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [1:15]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [1:10]: XDD
[1:09]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:50
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: I SUCK
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Intermission]: they closed me outside
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Intermission]: rofl
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: >DDD
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: BOBI SHALL NOT PASS
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Intermission]: :Dddd
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
cTzen/Jari Litmanen [Warmup]: You probably diserved it after NOT HELPING THE TEAM
[8:05]: The Doors are opening!!
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [8:05]: cant
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [8:04]: kill
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [8:03]: kitt
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [8:02]: 2v1
cTzen/Jari Litmanen [7:57]: handgun bra
[7:00]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:50 (original: 8:50)
cTzen/Jari Litmanen [Intermission]: got this
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: lets play ice
[9:16]: The Main Door has been breached!
[7:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:36]: The Service Door has been breached!
[5:37]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:22
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: ava rolling aalal
dp kitt [Intermission]: wanna see these 3hs on lan bobika
cTzen/Jari Litmanen [Warmup]: kitt niggro your hitboxes were made in china?
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: I can roll you in duel easily
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Warmup]: if it's close fight
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Warmup]: rup
[3:32]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[3:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:03]: The Service Door has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:22)
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: GGS
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
cTzen/Janne Ahonen [Intermission]: that hold
cTzen/Jari Litmanen [Intermission]: wonderbar
cTzen/Mikko Koivu [Intermission]: easy
[Intermission]: Chordagoth disconnected
[Intermission]: Mabuse. disconnected
[Intermission]: cTzen/Jari Litmanen disconnected
[Intermission]: cTzen/Janne Ahonen disconnected
[Intermission]: cTzen/Mikko Koivu disconnected

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