ufo turtles vs cat in a hat (4351 views)

fi Rapusti
fi homppi
fi andorstia
fi hazz
fi Swanidius
nl woott
29.11.14 22:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth UFOT a n d o Rii 89 kills
Killing Spree WHISKAS GET_RIGHT 7 frags without being killed
Accountant UFOT a n d o Rii 129% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! UFOT a n d o Rii 13 gibs
...and stay dead! WHISKAS hazz 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning UFOT a n d o Rii 83 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! WHISKAS hazz 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer WHISKAS GET_RIGHT 141 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! UFOT rapuuuustiii 213 damage per frag
What objective? UFOT a n d o Rii 486 XP
Red Shirt WHISKAS hazz 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? WHISKAS GET_RIGHT 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore UFOT a n d o Rii 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut WHISKAS hazz 1 team kills
Gingerbread man UFOT a n d o Rii 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
UFOT rapuuuustiii823575060310141047091313200/01/045/444/220915036
UFOT a n d o Rii12748689691311231608710684660/02/283/405/518115366
UFOT homppi7827157731201191011378172820/00/330/492/417710738
UFOT 96111419620228225636670276326680/03/3158/4911/418913747
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT983726161121091073610710720/02/057/512/2176173710
WHISKAS hazz613094775122110860912260830/00/043/585/618315936
WHISKAS woott613503964100110730099581870/02/234/504/318715648
WHISKAS 72103114720034322926645329283420/04/2134/5011/318216358
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFOT rapuuuustiii40109820200027493575580/00/06/202/0KDDDKDDKKDDDDDDKKDDDKDDDKDDD
UFOT a n d o Rii721001622311241653643300/01/116/180/1DKDDDKDKDK/KDKDKDKK/KTKDKDKDDKSDDDDKKDDD
UFOT homppi32691031400224263236720/00/110/270/2DDKDD/KDDDDDDDDDK/KDDDDDDKDKDKXDKDKDDDDKDD
UFOT 48278347391149340104541600/01/232/652/3
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT2691923513900451853644180/01/033/91/1KDKKKKDKKKDKKKDKKKKKKKDKDKDKKK/KDKK/KK/KKKDKK/KXK
WHISKAS hazz1111022018610627622971180/00/020/110/0K/KKDKKK/KK/K/DKKKDDKDKDDKDK/KD/KDDKKS
WHISKAS woott771251418301425072725830/00/013/132/1K/DKKDKDDKDDKDKDKKD/DDD//DKKKKKDT
WHISKAS 15241969491811141045493401190/01/066/333/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFOT rapuuuustiii906110110004224614321500/00/010/60/1DKK/KDKKKDD//K/KDKDKD
UFOT a n d o Rii10074131300032240201000/00/013/80/2KDDKKDKKK/KKDKDKKDKK/D/DDD
UFOT homppi77787910021085119500/00/17/50/1DDDKKDKDK/KK/KDD
UFOT 8921330331009557146371500/00/130/190/4
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT8451111300012133215800/01/09/121/0KKKKDDDDKDKKDDKDDD/KDKDK
WHISKAS hazz667981211021583182400/00/07/101/0DKDKDDDDK/KDKD/DDKKKS
WHISKAS woott45625112003921158900/00/03/82/0KDKDDDD/D/KDDK/K
WHISKAS 65192243631064637557100/01/019/304/0
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFOT rapuuuustiii815613161109184319361120/01/012/70/0/KDK/KDKKKDK/K//KKK//DKDDK//DS
UFOT a n d o Rii16314631192001348352163180/00/029/62/0KD/KKK/KK/KDK/KKK/KK/K/KK/D/KKKDKKDKKKK//K/KK/KKKD
UFOT homppi2569520100101864166600/00/15/90/0//KD/K//KD///DDK/DD/DDDKD
UFOT 90271495541032854257651300/01/146/222/0
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT3570617000317942596180/00/06/140/0DKDDD/DDD/D/KDKDKDDKDDK
WHISKAS hazz386871810011811319400/00/07/160/1DKDKDDDKDDDDD/KDKDKDDDKDD
WHISKAS woott52931019300121602752180/01/19/160/1K/DDDDKDDDDDKDDKDDKKKDDKDKKDD
WHISKAS 422312354400557658542360/01/122/460/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFOT rapuuuustiii2002621000036710000/00/00/12/0KKD
UFOT homppi0126010012971497180/00/00/00/0/
UFOT 1002728110013338597180/00/00/12/0
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT00010000012300/00/00/00/1D
WHISKAS hazz00010000013400/00/00/00/1D
WHISKAS woott100310000010011000/00/01/00/0K
WHISKAS 33312000010036700/00/01/00/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFOT rapuuuustiii12066121000012289149800/00/012/80/1DKKDKDKKDKKDKDKKDDDK/K
UFOT a n d o Rii176129231360053997231200/01/120/62/2KK/KKK/KDDKKKXKDKDKK/KKKDDK/KKKDKK/KD
UFOT homppi41325123014140911031920/00/04/72/1KDDDDDK/DK/TD/K/KD
UFOT 112227403590110769549131920/01/136/214/4
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT6659812310116242189360/00/08/110/0KDKDKDDKDKKDDDDK/KDSD
WHISKAS hazz4548920401118913284250/00/06/164/3KTDDKDDDKKDKDDD/KDKDDKDKDDDDDD
WHISKAS woott6657812100213982222860/01/17/90/1XDKDKKDDD/DK/KDKDKDDK
WHISKAS 5916425448114491376951470/01/121/364/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFOT rapuuuustiii2503952000097659000/00/05/20/0KDKKDKK
UFOT a n d o Rii30037622000850556180/00/05/21/0DDKKKKKK
UFOT homppi4002241200035812000/00/04/10/0KKKDK
UFOT 31798155400021841266180/00/014/51/0
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT2001500000000/00/01/50/0KDDDDD
WHISKAS hazz5012360000562853400/00/03/50/1DKDKDKDDD
WHISKAS woott251014100021456000/00/01/40/0DKDDD
WHISKAS 322251510007761413400/00/05/140/1

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Player Chats
UFOT rapuuuustiii [11:29]: swani vitun nimi kuntoon
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [4:38]: wat?
[4:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
UFOT rapuuuustiii [1:08]: jätkät valinnu jonku ihan paskan servun
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: I'm Batman
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Countdown]: swani se nimi
[11:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:46]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:38]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [8:44]: lol että kilisee
[8:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
UFOT rapuuuustiii [8:36]: en voi sanoa samaa
UFOT rapuuuustiii [8:30]: hipillä on tukka tiellä
UFOT a n d o Rii [8:21]: osuispa suhun
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [8:01]: Mulla on twitchi ja csgo molemmat pääl
[6:13]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:01]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:59 (original: 12:00)
WHISKAS hazz [Warmup]: rupusti
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: rup!
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Countdown]: alkoon ->
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Countdown]: eiku
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:12]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[9:58]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[9:52]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[7:57]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[7:31]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[6:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [5:22]: Sorry surrender voting has been disabled
[5:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
UFOT homppi [5:13]: sorry
[5:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[5:13]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:13]: FIGHT!
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [4:01]: NIP!!!!
[3:01]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
UFOT rapuuuustiii [2:02]: teenage mutant ufo turtles!
[1:05]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Intermission]: d
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: can we just forfeit this map
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Warmup]: sure
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:13]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[11:11]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[11:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:44]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:17 (original: 12:00)
WHISKAS woott [Intermission]: wp!
WHISKAS woott [Intermission]: :x
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Intermission]: aika tollasta
[9:08]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
UFOT a n d o Rii [8:10]: get_rekt
[7:51]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
WHISKAS hazz [7:49]: ditto
[6:46]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:58]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:45]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:43]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [1:22]: XDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: I'm Batman
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: Koittakaas nyt
WHISKAS GET_RIGHT [Warmup]: ihan oikeesti nyt
UFOT homppi [Warmup]: se hakee kolaa :D
WHISKAS woott [Warmup]: could u ready up pls?
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Warmup]: jos sä swani maksat mut laneille
WHISKAS woott [Warmup]: hello?
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Warmup]: ni lupaan tukistaa sun naistas hellästi
WHISKAS woott [Warmup]: rup?
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Warmup]: ;)
WHISKAS woott [Countdown]: f3
[9:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:30]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:02]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:28]: WHISKAS GET_RIGHT disconnected
UFOT rapuuuustiii [7:18]: ollaanko nyt nc skill?
[7:17]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:42 (original: 10:00)
UFOT homppi [Intermission]: gg
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Intermission]: swani epäurheilullista
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Intermission]: aik homo
[Intermission]: UFOT a n d o Rii disconnected
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Intermission]: <3
UFOT rapuuuustiii [Intermission]: woot is nice

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