EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY vs thenerdest (3776 views)

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Crossfire ET 2on2 Tournament
Group C
Week 1

Decider of the Week #1: sw_goldrush_te

Groups - #crossfire - Rules
15.01.15 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth EZPZ h2o 68 kills
Killing Spree EZPZ h2o 7 frags without being killed
Accountant EZPZ h2o 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cae /nerdest 13 gibs
...and stay dead! cae /nerdest 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning EZPZ h2o 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nsd /nerdest 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nsd /nerdest 164 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! EZPZ miNi 251 damage per frag
What objective? EZPZ h2o 500 XP
Red Shirt EZPZ miNi 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cae /nerdest 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cae /nerdest 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut nsd /nerdest 2 team kills
Gingerbread man EZPZ miNi 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EZPZ h2o103500686531020125359872540/01/260/397/318415076
EZPZ miNi51297418050020967610994360/03/235/493/923613757
EZPZ 75797109145810402221120866900/04/295/4910/921014467
nsd /nerdest67421527810021810221113561930/01/344/529/519714636
cae /nerdest7939052651310161064510855770/03/145/444/620516438
/nerdest7281110414323123420866222112700/04/189/4413/620115537
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EZPZ h2o141124171210043004216300/00/013/74/1/DKKKK/KK/KDK/DDKDKKKDKKKKDDK
EZPZ miNi9276131420032220255000/00/012/101/1KKKKKDDD/DK/DDKK/KKKDDDDKKD
EZPZ 117200302630075224471300/00/025/175/2
nsd /nerdest661001218100419592348180/00/010/112/3DDKK/KDKDDK/KDK//DDDDKDKKDDKDK
cae /nerdest3874718410227542876400/00/07/140/2DDDDDDDDK/KKSKDDDDDKDKD/KD
/nerdest521741936510647135224580/00/017/252/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EZPZ h2o60901220100529042978180/00/112/130/1K/KDDKD/K/K/KDDD/DKDKDDDDKDKKDKD
EZPZ miNi356472000061831277300/01/16/120/1K/DDDKK//K//DDDK/DDDKDDDDKD
EZPZ 4815419401001147355751180/01/218/250/2
nsd /nerdest7274131830063010276700/01/111/111/0DDKK/KDD/DKDD//KDKKDKKDKKK//DDK
cae /nerdest114105161440072741196800/01/014/71/0DKK/KD/DK/KKKKD/KK/K/DKKK/KDKD
/nerdest931792932700135751473500/02/125/182/0
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EZPZ h2o22213020910032951173100/00/018/62/0KKDKDKKKDKK/K/KKKDDKKKKKKKDK/
EZPZ miNi436171610042690193200/02/04/111/1KDKDDK/DDDDK/KDDD/KDKD/
EZPZ 133191272520075641366300/02/022/173/1
nsd /nerdest50718160021167528001220/00/19/131/1DDKKDKTDDDK/KDDDTDDKDDKDKD
cae /nerdest5879101710051988284100/00/19/101/3KDDKX/DKD/KKDDDKX/KK/KDDDDK/D
/nerdest5415018331026366356411220/00/218/232/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EZPZ h2o662823010247121100/01/01/00/0S//KK
EZPZ miNi3001631100130619800/00/02/01/0KK/K
EZPZ 1834454110377740900/01/03/01/0
nsd /nerdest0203000115339300/00/10/00/1D/D
cae /nerdest03030000256384190/00/00/30/0DDD
/nerdest05060001409777190/00/10/30/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EZPZ h2o11265980003156398300/00/08/51/0K/KDKK/KDKKKD/KDD
EZPZ miNi2536312000212631479180/00/13/50/4DK/DDD/DDKDDDDK
EZPZ 691011220000528262462180/00/111/101/4
nsd /nerdest4167512100410841495530/00/03/82/0DKDKDKD/DDD///DKK
cae /nerdest2006210530011378133100/01/07/32/1KDKKDKKDK/KKKKD
/nerdest1211291517400524622826530/01/010/114/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EZPZ h2o6163813000316421806360/00/18/80/1DKDDKK/DKDDKKDKK/DDD/
EZPZ miNi4744817100413662062180/00/08/110/2DDDDDKK/DKKDKD//D/DKDDKKD
EZPZ 541071630100730083868540/00/116/190/3
nsd /nerdest127107141150022340155300/00/011/93/0KDKKKDKDKKDKDDDKDKKK/K/KD
cae /nerdest1126798100115281455180/01/08/70/0KK/KDDKDKKDDKDKDK
/nerdest1201742319600338683008180/01/019/163/0

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Player Chats
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: »ready
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
EZPZ h2o [9:21]: hi
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
cae /nerdest [7:33]: >D
[7:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
nsd /nerdest [4:05]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
nsd /nerdest [4:05]: Internetsting!
[2:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:12
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: »ready
nsd /nerdest [Countdown]: This aim has no value.
[7:29]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:28]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:05]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[0:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
EZPZ h2o [0:11]: wish it was formula 1 truck
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:12)
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: You should still construct the crane
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: Nothing to do with truck's fastness
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: :P
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: :P
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: :P
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: :P
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: :P
EZPZ h2o [Countdown]: even if, decider is goldrush :D
[8:46]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:52]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:32]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:12]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:28]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:04]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:30]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
nsd /nerdest [4:54]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
nsd /nerdest [4:54]: Hail the hitboxes :3~~
[4:23]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:16]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:26]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:25]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:24]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:21]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[0:59]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
cae /nerdest [0:20]: :::DDDDDDDD
[0:05]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: »ready
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
EZPZ h2o [9:01]: LOL
[8:58]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:04]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:55 (original: 10:00)
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: :-D
EZPZ h2o [Intermission]: damn goldrush :/
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: :-D
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: yeahshutup
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: Ok now you know where to watch with your wh
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: Lets go
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: ^^
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: sorry usuck
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: :'(
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: no, u ! :O)
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: rtcw lose
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: Heart is bleeding
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: face is aching
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: »ready
nsd /nerdest [Countdown]: Bored to play against such shitty brains
EZPZ miNi [Countdown]: hf<3
[11:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:34]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
EZPZ h2o [10:22]: i get like 300 ping sometimes :/
EZPZ miNi [10:17]: gdSVR
nsd /nerdest [10:16]: seriouset
nsd /nerdest [10:15]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
nsd /nerdest [10:15]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
cae /nerdest [10:06]: yeah server is bad
cae /nerdest [10:02]: your connection not
[9:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
cae /nerdest [8:21]: good comms
[8:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:19]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
EZPZ miNi [5:55]: nice server
nsd /nerdest [5:52]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
nsd /nerdest [5:52]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
nsd /nerdest [5:52]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
nsd /nerdest [5:47]: never aimed this bad
EZPZ miNi [5:38]: *ualways
nsd /nerdest [5:24]: Nice knowledge! :O)
[5:21]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:38
EZPZ miNi [Warmup]: »ready
cae /nerdest [5:15]: nice nades you throw
[5:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cae /nerdest [3:13]: how did you throw those nades at side even tho you were not supposed to know the map :D
EZPZ miNi [3:07]: stfu
EZPZ miNi [3:06]: fucking
EZPZ miNi [3:05]: idiot
[2:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
cae /nerdest [2:57]: :D
nsd /nerdest [2:56]: Newschooler is mad
[2:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
cae /nerdest [2:45]: pewpew
[2:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
nsd /nerdest [1:52]: Internetsting! 8-)
cae /nerdest [1:45]: you can turn around and keep constructing it
cae /nerdest [1:43]: just a tip
[1:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
EZPZ h2o [0:41]: gg guys :P
EZPZ miNi [0:28]: *ualways
EZPZ h2o [0:12]: gl in cup x)
[CF] Sebhes [0:03]: good night boys well played
[0:01]: [CF] Sebhes disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:38)
[Intermission]: cae /nerdest disconnected
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: bg thanks
EZPZ miNi [Intermission]: nsd get aim
[Intermission]: nsd /nerdest disconnected

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