POKEMANS vs cat in a hat (2757 views)

pl czk
tr rEINA
be hEADY
fi Swanidius
nl woott
nl freddyb
16.01.15 21:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth kissaHatussa Swanidius 77 kills
Killing Spree PoKeMaNsREINCU 7 frags without being killed
Accountant kissaHatussa Swanidius 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! kissaHatussa Swanidius 28 gibs
...and stay dead! PoKeMaNsREINCU 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning kissaHatussa Swanidius 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kissaHatussa Swanidius 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pOkEmAnczk 141 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! kissaHatussa Freddy 238 damage per frag
What objective? kissaHatussa Swanidius 504 XP
Red Shirt kissaHatussa Swanidius 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? kissaHatussa woott 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore kissaHatussa Freddy 151 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut kissaHatussa woott 5 team kills
Gingerbread man kissaHatussa Swanidius 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
kissaHatussa Freddy61332457410041910237112002020/07/542/471/522715149
kissaHatussa Swanidius89504778628122913931119212030/02/471/527/5181137610
kissaHatussa woott593514882905248640110245840/03/343/577/4180134611
kissaHatussa 701187170242471117232808341459890/012/3156/5715/4196141510
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD50234377490018687875541160/02/332/563/218610235
PoKeMaNsREINCU87407677725022013540114701580/07/259/523/420214975
pOkEmAnczk80368678490426918380681890/04/863/464/51379676
ETP1ayer73100917123543066429601270924630/013/8154/4610/517511665
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kissaHatussa Freddy4064922201625373318660/01/19/141/1KDDDDKDKDKD/K/DKKK/K/DTK/DDD/DDDD
kissaHatussa Swanidius1331612821800946153138680/01/128/100/3KDDKKKKKKDKK/KKK/DDKKXDKDDKKDK/K/DKK/K/KK/K/KDKK/DKD
kissaHatussa woott448911251016220130381800/00/210/172/1DDKKDD//TK/DDDDXK/DKDDK/KDDDK/DDKDDKKD
kissaHatussa 723144868110221935394943140/02/447/413/5
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD3864718100222242756180/00/07/190/0DDDDKKXDDKD/D/DKDDDDDKDKDXKD
PoKeMaNsREINCU941091718150023641364700/01/015/141/2KKKDKDKK/KDKKDDKDDDKDDKKKDDD/DKDKDK
pOkEmAnczk1141732421402537553058970/03/220/153/0DKDDKTDDDDKKD/K/KKKKDDK/KK/DKKDKDK/KDKTKKDKKDKKD
ETP1ayer82346485720029962094611150/04/242/484/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kissaHatussa Freddy93921415501322002459160/05/110/110/0/KKK/KKKDKDTDDKDDDK/DKKKDDKDKD
kissaHatussa Swanidius651251320701525252552830/00/110/154/0DDKDKD/KDD/KDXKK/DDDKK/KDK/DKDDDKKT
kissaHatussa woott731001115201522872266800/00/110/92/2KKKDKDDDTKX//D/KK/KDDDKDDK/KX
kissaHatussa 773173850140313701272771790/05/330/356/2
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD63801219300521222351540/00/211/121/1KDKDDDK/KKDKD/DDKKD/DK/K/DXDKKDD
PoKeMaNsREINCU1001071616101427872227740/04/113/100/1/KDDKDDDK/KDK/KDDKDK/KDKKKKKKTKDD
pOkEmAnczk528691720052368243400/00/39/60/3K/DDDDKKK///KDKKDD/DKDDDDK
ETP1ayer72273375260114727770121280/04/633/281/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kissaHatussa Freddy4293921202427083081660/01/210/140/1DDKD/KDKTKDDDDDDDK//TKDK/KDDKDDD
kissaHatussa Swanidius451141124600727682942180/00/110/161/0DKDDKD/DD//DDDDKDDD/D/DDKK/DKKK/KKK
kissaHatussa woott2959827200720473404720/01/07/220/0/DKK/DK/DX/D/DDDD/DKDDDKXK/DKDDKDDDDD
kissaHatussa 392662872100218752394271560/02/327/521/1
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD80901215500725322447440/02/010/80/1K/DK/D/DDK/K/KKK/KXKK/DDKDDK
PoKeMaNsREINCU1001012121300113835250000/00/120/91/0/K/KKD/KKDKK/K/K///KDKKK//KKDKDDKDKDKD/KKD
pOkEmAnczk1161092118301830602576920/01/120/81/1KK/K/DD/KKKDK/KKKKKKKKDDT/DD/KDKK/K/DKDK
ETP1ayer993005454110126942775231360/03/250/252/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
kissaHatussa Freddy81831316100627922342540/00/113/80/3DDKKXDKDKKDDD/KK/K/KDKD/K/DK/KX
kissaHatussa Swanidius1191042521711840233289340/01/123/112/2KDKSKXK/DKK/KKDKKDDDKD/KDTK/KK/KDKKK/DKKDKK/DD/KK
kissaHatussa woott12010318154036210523162520/02/016/93/1KK/TTKD//DDDDKKKK/X/DKKDKDKKK/KKKKDTK
kissaHatussa 1072905652121420892079473400/03/252/285/6
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD27062200040000/00/14/172/0DDDD/KK/DDK//KDDDXDDKDDDDKDD
PoKeMaNsREINCU59901322601332773096840/02/011/191/1DKDDDKK//DDDKKKDDKT/DKXDDKDDKDDKKKDDD
pOkEmAnczk460132800180000/00/214/170/1/KKD/DKDK/D/DK/KK/KK/DDDDTDKDK/DKDDDDDKDDD
ETP1ayer449032726021532773096840/02/329/533/2

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Player Chats
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Countdown]: reina pro trickjumper?
kissaHatussa woott [Countdown]: your third is not on ac
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Countdown]: same reina? :d
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: you it's u
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: :D
[11:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
kissaHatussa Freddy [11:40]: sup?
[11:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: your third is not on ac
pOkEmAnczk [11:40]: WHO
PoKeMaNsREINCU [11:40]: oh:D
kissaHatussa Swanidius [11:40]: YE POLAKO ANTICHEAT ON!111
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: u
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [11:40]: czk
[11:40]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
pOkEmAnczk [11:40]: i am lol
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: no
pOkEmAnczk [11:40]: nvm i will reset
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [11:40]: :D
[11:40]: pOkEmAnczkcalled a vote.
[11:40]: Vote cancelled
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: did u restart it?
[11:40]: pOkEmAnczkcalled a vote.
kissaHatussa Freddy [11:40]: sec
[11:40]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:40]: Vote passed!
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: checking website
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: check the program :o
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: he probably restarted et, then u have to login again
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: you can see who's on on that
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: now its ok ?
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: yes well done
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: I still don't see you :o
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: looks like I'm gonna be benched
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: guys
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: i got to reboot
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: alright
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: i cant connec tto any ts server
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: well
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: I gotta go anyway
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: freddy's coming!
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: to the team
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: swani u see me on cgac?
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: good
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: yes you're on cgac
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: rifle
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: glhf
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: where is your turd?
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: coming
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: got paper? :x
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: the fuck guys...
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: 3rd rebooting cgac
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: crashed again
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
[10:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kissaHatussa Swanidius [5:45]: :D!
kissaHatussa Swanidius [5:45]: :D!
kissaHatussa Swanidius [5:45]: :D!
[5:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [1:19]: gg
PoKeMaNsREINCU [1:13]: ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pOkEmAnczk [0:16]: :XD
kissaHatussa Swanidius [0:10]: cool lags mister anticheat
[0:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
pOkEmAnczk [Intermission]: what?
kissaHatussa Freddy [Intermission]: excuse my friend, hes always bitching when playing superserious
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: ac is again not working for you czk
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: well it was
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: care anymore rup!
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: this is getting annoying
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i was not leaving
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: he didnt reconnect
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: YE
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: so just play
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: so its not my probl
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: we dont care just play
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: so rup then
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: :D
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: it is your problem, how can u say that
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: woott
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: just rup
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i need to talk to admin
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: or sth
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i dont have
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: running_et
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: thats a good idea
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: only login
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: idk why
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: stop typing start rupping
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: stop typing start rupping
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: stop typing start rupping
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: stop typing start rupping
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: stop typing start rupping
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: stop typing start rupping
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: ur the one typing that tho
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: im doing my nails
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: im the one ready tho
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i can reconnect again
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: if u want
[11:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
pOkEmAnczk [9:50]: wtf
[9:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:20]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:46]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
kissaHatussa Swanidius [3:25]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ENGI 1 HP?
PoKeMaNsREINCU [3:22]: 2
pOkEmAnczk [3:10]: gg
kissaHatussa Swanidius [2:29]: :D!
[2:13]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:46 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: pOkEmAnczk disconnected
[10:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
PoKeMaNsREINCU [9:18]: pf
[8:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kissaHatussa Swanidius [7:48]: no stamina no win
kissaHatussa woott [6:02]: guess what
kissaHatussa woott [5:59]: no ac for u again
pOkEmAnczk [5:42]: i am on
pOkEmAnczk [5:40]: idc
kissaHatussa woott [5:40]: no
pOkEmAnczk [5:35]: lol bro
pOkEmAnczk [5:30]: i can give u prts
kissaHatussa woott [5:28]: im not ur bro
[5:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:18]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:18]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:41
kissaHatussa woott [Intermission]: how old are u czk?
pOkEmAnczk [Intermission]: 23
kissaHatussa woott [Intermission]: oke
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Intermission]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: whyu
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: can u pls figure out how to fix your ac
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: SURE but after game
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: i think at the age of 23 u should be able to
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: Dude
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: guess what, how about now?
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: he didnt reconnect so just rup
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: Im gay
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i am on it man
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: its says login
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: and running on my status cgac
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: ur supposed to press that button lol
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: so whats the problem
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: u are not on it
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: what button man
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: is he fapping between every round or what
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: im gay
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: ofc
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: y u type and no rup
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: and whats wrong with that?
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: woot
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: every guy does that!
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: http://eu.cybergamer.com/match/570926/
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: look at that
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: :x
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: what
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: man
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: ?
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: if u dont rup
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: look at it
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: woot ready up
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: for what reason
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: ?
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: swani
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: just readyteam dude
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: ffs
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: to show that you are not online
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: he didnt reconnect hes cgac keeps crashing
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: ffs
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: yes, so we should play without ac?
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: wtf man
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i am on it
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: on my screen
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: fu
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: rly
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: ...
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: if this was jaymod i would totally splat yo ass
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: nice!
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: WTF
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: config crashed
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: ....
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: Does that to me also im like wtf
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: lots of crash
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: .....
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: Now u happy i suppose
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: :p
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: ur by far the biggest retard i ever saw in ET
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: and thats not rly a compliment
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: thanks
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: Have you btw added it to run this program as administrator?
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: am i
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: on it
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: or no
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: ffs
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: yes
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: ur on
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: lets go
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: playing by the rules :x
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: i added
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: so
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: why u dont rup now
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: he 's
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: woot kanker
[8:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:46]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
kissaHatussa Freddy [8:43]: gib me
[8:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:41]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:41]: FIGHT!
[8:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pOkEmAnczk [8:21]: lol
[8:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:40]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[2:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
pOkEmAnczk [1:26]: GG
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [1:13]: gg
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [1:12]: quit
[1:09]: PoKeMaNhEADYZARD disconnected
kissaHatussa woott [1:05]: guess what
kissaHatussa woott [1:01]: u are not on ac AGAIN
kissaHatussa Swanidius [0:57]: :d
kissaHatussa woott [0:55]: :D
[Intermission]: pOkEmAnczk disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:41)
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsREINCU disconnected

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