POKEMANS vs cat in a hat (3081 views)

de shady
be hEADY
be ViKO
nl woott
nl Freddy
fi Swanidius
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pokeMANSSHAdy 77 kills
Killing Spree PoKeMaNshEADYZARD 8 frags without being killed
Accountant pokeMANSSHAdy 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pokeMANSSHAdy 20 gibs
...and stay dead! pokeMANSSHAdy 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pokeMANSSHAdy 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pokeMANSSHAdy 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pokeMANSSHAdy 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ciah | woott 345 damage per frag
What objective? pokeMANSSHAdy 456 XP
Red Shirt ciah | Swanidius 92 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ciah | Freddy 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pokeMANSSHAdy 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pOkEmAnSSLEEPER 1 team kills
Gingerbread man pokeMANSSHAdy 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ciah | Freddy33228257650021798811757190/00/422/463/7320155210
ciah | Swanidius5536351921111201089511608950/04/447/591/821412538
ciah | woott422723583801247959116472241/00/830/505/122714037
ciah | 4486311125124126526842350123381/04/899/509/125414038
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER833165263120121118389317900/06/143/394/222814846
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD10041056559102294517684980/11/051/284/416913784
pokeMANSSHAdy1264567761200025137239841900/09/360/318/317816166
pokeMANS103118218517941116835012268422780/016/3154/3116/319214965
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciah | Freddy287862100041799342900/00/15/161/1DD/DD/KDDDKDKXDD/DDDD/DDKDKK
ciah | Swanidius371091437401929973623410/00/114/251/2/KDK//D/DDKDD/D/DKKDKDDTDDDK//DDDKD/DKDKDDDDKDKDDDKK
ciah | woott461001328300725793374360/00/410/173/0DD/DK//DKD/KDDKDDDDDDKDD/DKD/DDKKKDKK/DKK
ciah | 37287338670120737510426770/00/629/585/3
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER83861518200433592890180/02/013/130/1DK/KDKDKDKDKDK/KD/K/DKKDDKKKDDKDD
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD1431322316500630951875800/01/021/81/2K/KKDK/KDKK//KKDKKK/KKKKKKKKDKKDDD/KDDD
pokeMANSSHAdy14013228207001139722610360/03/023/72/2KK/KD/KKK/KDKKKKKDKDKK/D/KKK/KKK//K/KD/K/KDKKKDD
pokeMANS12235066541400211042673751340/06/057/283/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciah | Freddy2819270003588110000/00/12/30/0/DKK//DDD
ciah | Swanidius8517671100666111100/00/06/50/1DKDKDDKKSDDKK
ciah | woott141117100274071400/00/11/40/0DD/DK/DD
ciah | 424792121051994292500/00/29/120/1
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER7543341001110063300/01/02/30/0K/DDKKD
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD1005333100157449800/00/03/20/0KK/DDK
pokeMANSSHAdy18044954001125186300/01/07/41/0KKDKD/KKDKKKKD
pokeMANS118140151260032925199400/02/012/91/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciah | Freddy3466823300102771315340/00/26/112/1K/DKDD//D/K/DKK/DDK/DX/K/K/DDDDD
ciah | Swanidius88132222540094646363700/02/120/140/1D/DKDDDDK/KK/K/KKDDKKK/KDKDKK//DK/DKKDKKK/KDDKD
ciah | woott4190102420112248833571120/00/09/122/0K/DDD///KD/K/K//DKD/DKT/KKDDKDD/K/D
ciah | 542884072901319905101471160/02/335/374/2
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER80871721300533423498160/01/115/141/1DKKKKDK/DDDDDKDDKK/DKKDDDDDKK/KDK/K/KK
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD62113101611062914287100/00/010/80/2KD/DK//DSKDKDKKD/KDK/KDDKD/
pokeMANSSHAdy871361416400238913536180/02/111/121/1/KKKKKKDDDK/KDDKDDDDDKKKDKDDKD
pokeMANS76336415381013101479905340/03/236/342/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciah | Freddy3665925200428304075150/00/09/160/5DKDDDDDKKD/DKDK//DDDDDKKDD/DKKDDDD
ciah | Swanidius39105923200225863237540/02/27/150/4DDDDKDKDDK/DDDKKKDDDKD/DDDDDKKDD
ciah | woott45711124200321524202761/00/310/170/1KDKDDKK/KDKD/DDKDDDDD/KDDDDDDDKKDKD
ciah | 40241297260097568115141451/02/526/480/10
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER8510017206011140372296560/02/013/93/0DKK/KKDK/K/KKK//KDD/KK//K/DKK/KDDDK/DT
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD1001122020200928682440180/10/017/103/0KK/KDDDKDDDK/DDKK/KK/K//KKDKKK/K/DKDKKK/
pokeMANSSHAdy13014426205001146092832360/03/219/84/0KKDKK/KKDKD/KD/KKDKKDKD/KKK//KDK/K/K/KKK/DKK/KX
pokeMANS10535663601301311151475681100/15/249/2710/0

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Player Chats
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: Oops I'm not
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER [Countdown]: hfhf
[11:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:26]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ciah | Swanidius [8:07]: fragmovie
[4:19]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
ciah | Swanidius [1:03]: XD
ciah | Swanidius [0:43]: gg
[0:31]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[0:30]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:30
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:22]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[10:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:25]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[7:55]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[7:55]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:36 (original: 11:30)
[11:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [1:10]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Intermission]: swani home map?
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Intermission]: =D
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
pokeMANSSHAdy [Warmup]: michael keaton
pokeMANSSHAdy [Warmup]: or christian bale
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: bale
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: who is keaton
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: lol
pokeMANSSHAdy [Warmup]: gorg clooni
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: george clooney imo
pokeMANSSHAdy [Warmup]: xD
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: dem nipples
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: or was it him
[11:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
ciah | Swanidius [6:14]: freddy i dont evewn know how to insult u after that
pokeMANSSHAdy [6:09]: lol
[4:55]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:40]: Axis have returned the objective!
ciah | Swanidius [2:15]: die:D
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [2:12]: =D
[1:06]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ciah | woott [0:41]: gg
ciah | woott [0:40]: wp
pOkEmAnSSLEEPER [0:38]: wp
[0:26]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [0:01]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNshEADYZARD disconnected
[Intermission]: pOkEmAnSSLEEPER disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | woott disconnected
[Intermission]: pokeMANSSHAdy disconnected

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.