thenerdest vs ROCK (2016 views)

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Crossfire ET 2on2 Tournament
Group C
Week 3

Decider of the Week #3: te_beach

Groups - #crossfire - Rules
26.01.15 21:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cae /nerdest 17 kills
Killing Spree cae /nerdest 4 frags without being killed
Accountant cae /nerdest 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cae /nerdest 3 gibs
...and stay dead! cae /nerdest 18% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Rock.sHERclock 16 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Rock.sHERclock 1 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cae /nerdest 113 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nsd /nerdest 274 damage per frag
What objective? Rock.mAXwell 128 XP
Red Shirt Rock.sHERclock 26 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Rock.sHERclock 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cae /nerdest 142 damage per death
Gingerbread man nsd /nerdest 8 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cae /nerdest100123171730042791276100/03/114/120/016416244
nsd /nerdest62102162600082717320700/00/016/160/217012346
/nerdest772253343300125508596800/03/030/160/216714345
Rock.sHERclock6590172620033526341600/00/316/201/020713147
Rock.mAXwell931281414110324422092400/01/012/101/017413933
Rock.762183140310659685508400/01/028/102/019113545
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest1837311610011636141900/01/010/50/0DDDKKKKDK/KKDKKKK
nsd /nerdest183121100031214141500/00/02/80/0DDDD/DK//KDDD
/nerdest101104131710042850283400/01/012/130/0
Rock.sHERclock604361010021578165700/00/16/70/0KKKKDD/DDDDK/KDD
Rock.mAXwell116597610011256119300/00/07/50/0KKKDDK/KDKDKD
Rock.88102131620032834285000/00/113/120/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest85506720021155134200/02/14/40/0DKDK/K/KDDKKD
nsd /nerdest707171000031503179200/00/07/50/2KD/DDDKK/DKKKK/DD
/nerdest78121131720052658313400/02/111/90/2
Rock.sHERclock544761110011948175900/00/25/81/0DKKDDDKDKDDDDDK/K
Rock.mAXwell100696601021186899400/01/04/31/0KKDKKSDK//DK
Rock.771161217110331342658400/01/29/112/0
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest000400010000/00/00/30/0D/DD
nsd /nerdest14007500020000/00/07/30/0KK/KK/DKKKDD
/nerdest7007900030000/00/07/60/0
Rock.sHERclock10005500000000/00/05/50/0DKDDKKDDKK
Rock.mAXwell5001200000000/00/01/20/0DKD
Rock.7506700000000/00/06/70/0

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Player Chats
Rock.sHERclock [Countdown]: rty
[7:45]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:26]: Axis have returned the objective!
nsd /nerdest [5:37]: Nice aim nsd
[4:10]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:49
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: jesus these warmups
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: en ruppaile viel
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: joku jaksaa ddossailla :O(
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: ip trackkia päälle ja vittuilu viesitöä
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: huah
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: kuka jaksaa oikeesti
Rock.mAXwell [Warmup]: shall we?
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: sec
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: Vituttaa tämmönen nykypäivän unstableus kun ei jaksa omistautua et pelais sekuntiakaan muutaku offeja. Ihan tuuria aimaako vaiei
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: jep aika sama
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: joskus ringailee joillekin
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: Pubitus auttais
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: nyt pitäis vielä pelata ku nostin senssiä 1.5
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: aimi ihan kujalla
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: Eri asia kans jos pelais muita fps:iä
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: voi saatana
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: Mutkun ei pelaa
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: nii
Rock.mAXwell [Warmup]: soel soeik sel
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: sit tällee töistä suoraan, kädet umpi jäässä ja silmät kierossa
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: jep
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: en nää edes kun liikutte
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: se on kyllä paskinta
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: ja kaiken kukkuraks joku surullinen nörtti jolle oon joskus jotai sanonu jaksaa ddossata
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: ite kyllä kans tossa kattelin telkkua jonku tunnin niin ihan väsyneenä
Rock.mAXwell [Countdown]: gl
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
nsd /nerdest [Countdown]: hf
cae /nerdest [Countdown]: tää nyt on iha paskaa mutjoo
[4:45]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
nsd /nerdest [4:45]: aa
cae /nerdest [4:45]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nsd /nerdest [4:45]: 999
[4:45]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
cae /nerdest [4:45]: nyt se nörtti voi oikeesti kuolla
Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: :D
nsd /nerdest [4:45]: 8)
Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: onhan tuo ihan perseestä
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Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: vitun hauska elämä
cae /nerdest [4:45]: jep
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cae /nerdest [4:45]: shady varmaa vihasena
nsd /nerdest [4:45]: Aikaa ainakin tuntuu olevan pikkupojalla
Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: :D
Rock.mAXwell [4:45]: :/
cae /nerdest [4:45]: ku kerroin faktoi gtv:s
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Rock.mAXwell [4:45]: !UNPAUSE
Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: !admintest
cae /nerdest [4:45]: !FU
Rock.mAXwell [4:45]: !help
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Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: Sherclock is level 20 admin (server owner)
Rock.mAXwell [4:45]: !throw Sherclock
Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: !flinga
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nsd /nerdest [4:45]: hello999
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Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: tik tik tik tik
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cae /nerdest [4:45]: joo-o
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cae /nerdest [4:45]: eihän tästä nyt tule lasta eikä paskaa
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nsd /nerdest [4:45]: This life has no value
Rock.sHERclock [4:45]: nii
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[4:45]: FIGHT!
[4:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:23]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Rock.sHERclock [3:23]: hyvä peli
nsd /nerdest [3:23]: jaa ei ihme ettei tullu auttaa
Rock.sHERclock [3:23]: :D
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nsd /nerdest [3:23]: timeouttaa tessustki
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Rock.sHERclock [3:23]: joo
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[3:23]: FIGHT!
cae /nerdest [2:58]: :D:DD
Rock.sHERclock [2:03]: 999
[1:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
nsd /nerdest [1:56]: ei pausei
Rock.sHERclock [1:56]: kk
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nsd /nerdest [1:56]: siis
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nsd /nerdest [1:56]: meil
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Rock.sHERclock [1:56]: aa :D
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nsd /nerdest [1:56]: :D
Rock.sHERclock [1:56]: voi vittu
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[1:56]: FIGHT!
[0:04]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:45 (original: 5:49)
Rock.sHERclock [Intermission]: vitun vittu ku kaverit ei kuole
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: miksei ne mua ddossaa ku en osaa pelata
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: juu
Rock.mAXwell [Warmup]: ..
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: there goes my easy win
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: googlaatte jonku network monitoring toolin
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: microsoftillakin on muistaakseni joku oma settinsä
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: kokeilen nopsaa
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: ku toi on afk
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: mut ei siinä voi ku kattoa paketteja
Rock.mAXwell [Warmup]: sis watching?
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: nytkö loppui
Rock.sHERclock [Warmup]: koitin fiksaa cgac ongelmia ite sillei
cae /nerdest [8:58]: siirretäänkö toiselle päivälle vai haluutteks voiton, ei inspaa yhtää ny
[8:55]: Allies capture the factory district!
cae /nerdest [8:41]: ???
nsd /nerdest [8:39]: Njoo se oli tos 45sekkaa taas pois
Rock.sHERclock [8:37]: joo
nsd /nerdest [8:35]: nyt tuli vasta viestis cae
Rock.sHERclock [8:34]: vaihetaan vaan
Rock.mAXwell [8:30]: with adler still winn?
Rock.mAXwell [8:25]: :d
cae /nerdest [8:25]: iha sama
[8:24]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
cae /nerdest [8:21]: päättäkää ite
nsd /nerdest [8:17]: dont care, if u take it as a win :O)
nsd /nerdest [8:04]: 99
Rock.mAXwell [8:03]: we stp?
Rock.sHERclock [7:58]: gg
Rock.mAXwell [7:54]: bb
Rock.mAXwell [7:48]: wp
Rock.mAXwell [7:39]: replay it tomorrow?
[7:26]: Rock.mAXwell disconnected
nsd /nerdest [7:24]: the day after is fine for me and days after that
nsd /nerdest [7:15]: tomorrow is quite impossible only
Rock.sHERclock [7:01]: i cant do tomorrow either
nsd /nerdest [6:47]: pelataan myöhemmi viikol
Rock.sHERclock [6:45]: joo
Rock.sHERclock [6:42]: ollaan yhteyksissä
Rock.sHERclock [6:41]: irc
Rock.sHERclock [6:40]: tai jossai
Rock.sHERclock [6:39]: moro
[6:37]: Rock.sHERclock disconnected
nsd /nerdest [Warmup]: :D joo kiitti

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