Forward Momentum vs Steroids (3563 views)

us Foreigner
us vein
cz bobika
ca bN
us Joker
us TheEnd


Crossfire ET 3on3 Champions bracket
UB - Quarter Finals

Play offs - #crossfire - Rules
08.03.15 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ROIDS LOLPLAYER 42 kills
Killing Spree ROIDS JKR 4 frags without being killed
Accountant ROIDS LOLPLAYER 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ROIDS LOLPLAYER 5 gibs
...and stay dead! )>>( Foreigner 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ROIDS LOLPLAYER 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ROIDS LOLPLAYER 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ROIDS End 147 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! )>>( Foreigner 357 damage per frag
What objective? ROIDS LOLPLAYER 315 XP
Red Shirt )>>( Foreigner 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? )>>( Foreigner 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore )>>(ETPlayer 208 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ROIDS End 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ROIDS End 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ROIDS JKR82246313840215861056622040/03/027/223/227814945
ROIDS LOLPLAYER10831542395001971535713180/00/138/174/617014644
ROIDS End67204142120322302035072680/00/032/152/421616734
ROIDS 89765879811055618783148824900/03/097/159/422115444
)>>( Foreigner2212612554001141768144180/00/29/403/2348148212
)>>(Av3kIsuck49118224510019447446782020/00/120/232/220310428
)>>(ETPlayer6222128452001171968115720/01/023/324/225718047
)>>(43465621457004115846209372920/01/052/329/226914439
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS JKR7536340001104049700/01/02/30/0KDK/DKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER7148570003930877180/00/03/42/1K/KD/DKDDK/KX
ROIDS End13334430010776787380/00/05/30/0DKDDKKKT
ROIDS 931181214001427462161560/01/010/102/1
)>>( Foreigner20515000032581000/00/11/30/1DDDKDD
)>>(Av3kIsuck3315260002717795180/00/02/40/0KDK/DDD/
)>>(ETPlayer175477400011119114100/00/06/21/1KDKKK/KDKKD
)>>(76671015000321612746180/00/19/91/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS JKR10035552003123766600/00/03/22/0DDKK//K/KK
ROIDS LOLPLAYER14034751002109563000/00/06/21/1KKKD/DK/KDKK
ROIDS End7530340003626694360/00/03/10/0K/K/K/D
ROIDS 105991514300829581990360/00/012/53/1
)>>( Foreigner143317000037097000/00/01/60/1DKDDDDDD
)>>(Av3kIsuck6015351002666688180/00/02/11/2DKDDK/K/
)>>(ETPlayer33232600019541300360/00/02/50/0KD/DDKDD
)>>(3671618100319902958540/00/05/121/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS JKR7311914191029406027501460/02/013/91/2T/D//DTDDDK/D/KK/KKK/K//KKDKKKKDKDDX
ROIDS LOLPLAYER941151819200113716318000/00/017/81/3XKKDK/DK/KXK/K/KDK/KX/K///KKDK/KDDKDK/KD
ROIDS End09803002163143111220/00/017/42/3DK/KK/K/D/KK/K/KKK/T/DKKK//K///KDKK//DD/DT
ROIDS 56332324130436809062412680/02/047/214/8
)>>( Foreigner2561831300926874866180/00/16/212/0KDDD//K/DDDDD//DDDDKDDDDDD/DDK//KDKD/KK
)>>(Av3kIsuck408892200011309131951660/00/18/101/0/DKK//DDDKDDKDKD/////D/KKDDK/K/
)>>(ETPlayer3389824100829223762360/00/06/152/1//D/KKDKDDDKDDKDDD/DDDK//KKDD//D
)>>(332382577400288700118232200/00/220/465/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS JKR9056910100222731749580/00/09/80/0/KD/KKDDKKDKDKKDDKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER15011812820031412102600/00/112/30/1KDKKKKDKK/D/K/KKDKKD
ROIDS End6342711200313041715720/00/07/70/1KDDKD/DK/DKDK/DDKK
ROIDS 10121628295008498944901300/00/128/180/2
)>>( Foreigner16272121002794149800/00/01/101/0KDDDD/DDD/KDDD
)>>(Av3kIsuck66081200040000/00/08/80/0DDKK/DKK/KDK/DDDDKK/
)>>(ETPlayer10062111110012201191200/01/09/101/0DKKKDDDKKDDDK/DKKKDKKD
)>>(6189213520072995341000/01/018/282/0

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Player Chats
ROIDS End [Warmup]: off
ROIDS BreTt [Warmup]: HAI ERROR
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [Warmup]: my nigga fat backkk
ROIDS BreTt [Warmup]: i dont have a fat back
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [Warmup]: hows the wife nd kids
ROIDS BreTt [Warmup]: i have a fat belly
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [Warmup]: truck flatten you out what chu mean
ROIDS BreTt [Warmup]: good
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: [15:13] <lock> 6on6 now hs (also possible to play on updated cwelac!)
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: UPDATED CWELAC!
ROIDS End [Warmup]: gee wiz
ROIDS JKR [Warmup]: yo
ROIDS JKR [Countdown]: go log on cwelac
)>>( Foreigner [Countdown]: I heard vein is scared of cwelac
ROIDS JKR [Countdown]: vein
)>>(ETPlayer [Countdown]: 1i am
[9:11]: The Main Door has been breached!
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:10]: The Service Door has been breached!
[6:41]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:18
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [Warmup]: Foreigner I noticed on gamestv you got long day of playing ahead of you, I think you should save yaself the rage and just take this first L and sleep it off till tomorrow
ROIDS End [Warmup]: Jesse's girl
ROIDS End [Warmup]: or
ROIDS End [Warmup]: Who let the dogs out
ROIDS End [Warmup]: or I get knocked down
)>>( Foreigner [Countdown]: who let the dogs out is for homos
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [3:08]: who let the dogs out is actually about who letting all the ugly girls in the club
[2:34]: The Main Door has been breached!
[2:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [1:42]: I trained my son joker well, like father like son
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [1:13]: foreigner is by far the worse player ive seen on et
[1:08]: The Service Door has been breached!
ROIDS BreTt [1:08]: yes lol
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [1:05]: nigga got reaction time of a seahorse
ROIDS BreTt [0:57]: arent they fast?
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [0:52]: hell naw
phOkuz #IDGT #COACH [0:46]: well i don't think
ROIDS BreTt [0:31]: im pretty sure seahorses are fast as fuck
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:18)
ROIDS BreTt [Warmup]: those spiders are huge in newyork
[2:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:35]: ROIDS End disconnected
[2:28]: ROIDS End connected
[2:22]: ROIDS End Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
[2:08]: lol connected
[1:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[0:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ROIDS End [Warmup]: 1 round for fun?
ROIDS End [Warmup]: well idk if u guys are having fun
ROIDS End [Warmup]: but 1 more?
)>>(ETPlayer [Warmup]: :D
ROIDS End [Warmup]: rups
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: ruppp
ROIDS JKR [Warmup]: detdet
ROIDS End [Warmup]: cut from the squad
ROIDS JKR [Warmup]: if you're reading this
ROIDS JKR [Warmup]: cut from the squad
ROIDS JKR [11:42]: top tunnels
[10:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ROIDS End [10:39]: IM moving truck
ROIDS End [10:37]: doing obj
ROIDS End [10:35]: take a note
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:43]: )>>(Av3kIsuck disconnected
[5:40]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:19 (original: 12:00)
ROIDS End [Intermission]: ggs
)>>( Foreigner [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: )>>( Foreigner disconnected
ROIDS End [Intermission]: see you in the toilet bowl
[Intermission]: )>>(ETPlayer disconnected

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