conquistadors vs Pornoduo (2129 views)

08.03.15 01:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cqs * n3553d 48 kills
Killing Spree cqs * n3553d 5 frags without being killed
Accountant cqs * n3553d 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cqs * n3553d 10 gibs
...and stay dead! /pD/Joka 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cqs * n3553d 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cqs * n3553d 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cqs * n3553d 166 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cqs * VenoM32 260 damage per frag
What objective? cqs * n3553d 322 XP
Red Shirt /pD/Lagz 54 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? /pD/Lagz 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cqs * n3553d 205 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut /pD/Lagz 2 team kills
Gingerbread man cqs * VenoM32 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
/pD/Lagz52205285460212682577142010/01/323/316/9244143312
/pD/Joka6727236548011580428359240/03/131/313/922315538
/pD/Lagz1002133000060054100/00/02/31/020018022
/pD/604986711114032715467166142250/04/056/310/022215937
cqs * VenoM3267241365440119620476961580/01/331/295/317214356
cqs * n3553d1023224847100015104107771510/03/134/2711/521716555
cqs * 835638410114013416614154672090/04/165/2716/519515456
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Lagz753934100187182400/00/12/11/1DDDKK/K
/pD/Joka1333743000169373300/01/03/10/1KKKD/KD
/pD/104767710021564155700/01/15/21/2
cqs * VenoM321119191003659107100/00/10/41/1DDDK///DDD
cqs * n3553d2003842100189849300/01/02/11/0KKKDK/
cqs * 1065751120041557156400/01/12/52/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Lagz3714380000760122700/00/03/30/5KKDDDDDKDDD
/pD/Joka2512280000677112690/00/02/50/3DDKKDDDDDD
/pD/312651600001437235390/00/05/80/8
cqs * VenoM325005451000052347700/00/03/12/0DKKKKK
cqs * n3553d275681141000183096000/00/05/46/0KDKKDDKKKKKDKKK
cqs * 38812216510002353143700/00/08/58/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Lagz25545201012202328141340/00/24/152/2DDKDDDTXDD/DDDDDDD/KDDDKDKK
/pD/Joka57851119301226073018150/01/010/151/3KDKDDK/KXTKDDKKKDDDDDDDDKKDK/DDD
/pD/4113916394024463058321490/01/214/303/5
cqs * VenoM32105761817201922952076640/01/116/72/0KK/KKDDD/K/KDD/KKTK/K/KKK/KK/KDKDK/D
cqs * n3553d1061001716700835372554360/01/014/72/2KDDKK/KD/K/KDKK/KX/K/KK/KDDKDK/KKD
cqs * 106176353390117583246301000/02/130/144/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Lagz89881719401728332446670/01/014/113/1KD//KDKKDDDKDDKDK/KKDD/DKDKKKK/K/KTK/
/pD/Joka8899151750092997253200/00/015/70/2K/KDKDDDK/DDK/K//KKK/K/DK/KDKK/KX
/pD/8918732369011658304978670/01/029/183/3
cqs * VenoM324264819100421492964580/00/08/150/0D//KDDKKKDK/D/DDKDDDKDDKDDD
cqs * n3553d57751221100428292866150/00/110/142/2DK//DDKKKD/KKDKKKDDDKD/KDKDDDDDDD
cqs * 501392040200849785830730/00/118/292/2
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Lagz01003000233840300/00/00/10/0//D
/pD/Joka502024000262553100/00/01/21/0KKD//D
/pD/253027000496393400/00/01/31/0
cqs * VenoM3210022330002268445360/00/03/00/1DK//KK
cqs * n3553d01702000166651800/00/00/10/0D/
cqs * 5039350003934963360/00/03/10/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cqs * VenoM3220615000131066300/00/11/20/1D/KDDD
cqs * n3553d2002442000165038000/01/03/00/1DK/KKK
cqs * 11030570002960104300/01/14/20/2
/pD/Joka661923000144341900/01/10/11/0K/DKD
/pD/Lagz1002133000060054100/00/02/31/0KDDKKD
/pD/8340560001104396000/01/12/42/0

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Player Chats
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: ok have fun
cqs * n3553d [Countdown]: hf
cqs * VenoM32 [Countdown]: hfhf
cqs * n3553d [Countdown]: :X:::X:D:XD:
cqs * n3553d [Countdown]: :X:::X:D:XD:
cqs * n3553d [Countdown]: :X:::X:D:XD:
[8:21]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[7:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:31]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:28
/pD/Lagz [0:31]: this map :D
cqs * n3553d [0:20]: deli?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:28)
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:58
cqs * n3553d [Warmup]: perus :D
cqs * n3553d [8:36]: :X:::X:D:XD:
cqs * n3553d [8:36]: Internetsting!
[7:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
cqs * n3553d [4:31]: :X:::X:D:XD:
cqs * n3553d [4:31]: :X:::X:D:XD:
cqs * VenoM32 [4:30]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [4:30]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [4:30]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [4:30]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [4:29]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [4:29]: :D
[4:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:22]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:25]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:07]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:58)
cqs * n3553d [Intermission]: hi
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: v54
cqs * VenoM32 [Intermission]: hi
cqs * n3553d [Intermission]: : D
cqs * VenoM32 [Countdown]: hfhf
/pD/Lagz [Countdown]: gl
cqs * n3553d [11:30]: I suck, hitboxes didn't.
[10:52]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:48]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:13
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: Allies
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: that **** internet
/pD/Joka [Warmup]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [Warmup]: :D
[1:30]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[0:09]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
cqs * VenoM32 [0:06]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [0:05]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [0:05]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [0:05]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [0:05]: :D
cqs * VenoM32 [0:05]: :D
/pD/Lagz [0:01]: all because of my inet .. gg
[0:00]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:13)
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: wp guys
cqs * n3553d [Intermission]: yes. I suck.
[Intermission]: cqs * VenoM32 disconnected
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: gn8
[Intermission]: cqs * n3553d disconnected

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