turbot vs Steroids (8029 views)

fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
ca bN
us Joker
us TheEnd


Crossfire ET 3on3 Champions bracket
UB - Semi Finals

Play offs - #crossfire - Rules
26.03.15 19:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ROIDS LOLPLAYER 63 kills
Killing Spree ROIDS DNE 5 frags without being killed
Accountant ROIDS DNE 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ROIDS LOLPLAYER 14 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT Hollandius<3woott 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ROIDS LOLPLAYER 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hQ.BRANDON 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ROIDS LOLPLAYER 187 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT Hollandius<3woott 297 damage per frag
What objective? ROIDS DNE 423 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT Hollandius<3woott 84 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ROIDS DNE 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ROIDS DNE 203 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT ^WSTATTI 3 team kills
Gingerbread man hQ.BRANDON 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hQ.BRANDON79373567112012712509111902200/04/346/407/222315834
ROIDS LOLPLAYER80383637914011911386108641040/03/159/552/618113845
ROIDS DNE84423566611122612171103551850/05/051/362/5217155511
ROIDS 81117917521637147236066324095090/012/0156/3611/520715047
TURBOT ^WSTATTI78389587310132212921127183190/02/455/434/322317236
TURBOT VOKKI653544975901119702115272060/02/641/577/419815447
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott4431637841201239786118212380/00/234/554/6264141310
TURBOT 62105914423231155632409360667630/04/2130/5515/622815638
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hQ.BRANDON2003742200192567100/00/03/11/0KDKK/K
ROIDS LOLPLAYER1204465200080366600/01/05/50/0KDKDDKDKKKD
ROIDS DNE6623460002105488200/00/04/40/0DKKKKDD//D
ROIDS 129104141340032782221900/01/012/101/0
TURBOT ^WSTATTI801545000174290200/00/04/30/1/DKDKDKDK
TURBOT VOKKI801845100078488300/00/14/40/0KDDKDKDKD
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott332126000169399700/00/02/50/0KDDK/DDD
TURBOT 6454101610022219278200/00/110/120/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hQ.BRANDON802045000384760600/00/04/20/0//KD/KDKK
ROIDS LOLPLAYER501624000049760400/00/01/31/1KDDDKD
ROIDS DNE752334000069973200/01/02/40/0KKDKDDD
ROIDS 685991300032043194200/01/07/91/1
TURBOT ^WSTATTI1253454100176984400/00/05/30/0DDKK/KKKD
TURBOT VOKKI3327260002454550180/00/01/31/1DKD/KD/D
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott602435100371964900/00/13/10/0DK/K//KD
TURBOT 73851015200619422043180/00/19/71/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hQ.BRANDON755491210041703161500/01/06/82/0DKDK/DDDKKK/KK//DDKKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER100421111100218211994540/01/010/90/0KDKKKD//KKDKDDKDKDKDKD
ROIDS DNE726481110042234170400/00/08/60/1K//KDDDDKK/DK/KDKDK
ROIDS 8216028343001057585313540/02/024/232/1
TURBOT ^WSTATTI100731313300522611972180/00/113/70/0KK/KK/KK/KDDDKDDKDKKD/DKK/
TURBOT VOKKI6672812100118291785180/00/17/91/1DDKDDDDKK/KDKDDKDKDK
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott2563312200312232001500/00/03/80/1DDD/D/KDKDK/DDD
TURBOT 642082437600953135758860/00/223/241/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hQ.BRANDON8850891012223317491080/00/19/70/0DKXD/KKDKDKKD/DKDKT
ROIDS LOLPLAYER6462914201314821549160/00/09/111/2DXTK/DDDKDDDKDKD/KK/KDDKKX
ROIDS DNE2667083112115221394730/00/09/21/1TXDTK/DKKKKKSKK
ROIDS 13918225264146523746921970/00/127/202/3
TURBOT ^WSTATTI6667812101324012104530/00/09/80/1/KKDDKDKDKDKD/KDTKD/D
TURBOT VOKKI553459100113051699180/01/03/91/1KD/KDDKDDXDXKDKD
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott774579101198614341340/00/05/73/1K/DKKKKDKDKDDTDDD
TURBOT 6614620303025469252372050/01/017/244/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hQ.BRANDON909018204001032142956360/02/012/104/0KDK/DKDDK/KDDK/K//K/KK/KKK/K/KK/KDDDKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER1091142321600838893175180/01/022/120/1K//D/DKKK/KDKKDKK/DKDDKDK/KDKKDDKDKK/KK/KKKD
ROIDS DNE1151372219600837312632540/03/018/101/1/KD/DKKDDKDKKKK/D/KKKDKK/KK//KDKKD/KKKDDK
ROIDS 10534163601600261083487631080/06/052/325/2
TURBOT ^WSTATTI761121621301535693680320/00/215/132/1KDKK//KTDKKDDK/KKK/DKDDDDDDDK/DKDKDKKD
TURBOT VOKKI4810012252012264636891020/00/313/200/0D//KKDDDDKDDDDKKDDDDKDKDDTDKKDKDKDDDKD
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott2177628300425483465540/00/16/210/4DDKDX/DK//K/DDDDKDDDDDDXDDKDDDDDKDDD
TURBOT 482893474802118763108341880/00/634/542/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hQ.BRANDON561221323400735873593760/01/212/120/2DDK/D/KKDDDKDDDK///KK/D/DKDDKDKKKDKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER501051224300628942876160/00/112/150/2DDDDDKK//DDKKK//DK/DDKKDKDDDDKD/DDKK
ROIDS DNE4710611233001129313011580/01/010/100/2DDDDDD///DK/KKD//DDD/KKKDK/K//KKK/
ROIDS 513333670100024941294801500/02/334/370/6
TURBOT ^WSTATTI668812182117317932162160/02/19/92/0K//KDKK/D/KKKDDKDK/K/DKDTK/SDDD
TURBOT VOKKI1001031818400526842921500/01/113/124/1KK/KDKDKK/DK/KDDDDD/KKKKDKXKKKD/DKDKD
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott66861624500113617327500/00/015/131/0/KKK/K/KK/K/DK/DDK//K/DKDKDKDDDK/KK/DDDD
TURBOT 772774660111123948094122660/03/237/347/1

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Player Chats
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: ready up
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: before this faggot
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: plays his music
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: on teamspeak
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: pls
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: swanis mic dont work
ROIDS DNE [Warmup]: im sure he has binds already made
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: that should be a plus
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: tbh
ROIDS DNE [Warmup]: for comms
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: got 3mins left
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: he's trying to fix the mic I guess
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Warmup]: so this is urs?
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Countdown]: ya
[8:41]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:09]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:07]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:52
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[1:32]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:15]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:52)
ROIDS DNE [Intermission]: map?
[10:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:24]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:02]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:02]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[10:02]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[10:02]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:02]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:02]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:02]: FIGHT!
[9:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [9:17]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [9:17]: :D!
[9:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
TURBOT VOKKI [8:25]: XD
[7:10]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [6:41]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [6:41]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [6:41]: :D!
[5:46]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:13
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Intermission]: fragstealers
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: spraying and getting triples
[5:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
ROIDS DNE [1:12]: ROFL
[1:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:13)
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Intermission]: tails
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: damn student flat :D
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: im freezing
hQ.BRANDON [Warmup]: this isnt twitter
ROIDS DNE [Warmup]: ill tell our manager tupc to mail you some blankets
ROIDS DNE [Warmup]: tupac
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: "no need to heat anymore since it wasnt - for one week
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: my hand is shaking
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ROIDS DNE [Countdown]: nervous
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Countdown]: never
[10:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
ROIDS DNE [7:59]: rofl
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:30]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
hQ.BRANDON [1:23]: rofl
ROIDS DNE [0:30]: 30 seconds left
ROIDS DNE [0:28]: really
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hQ.BRANDON [9:58]: jokes
hQ.BRANDON [9:51]: what its liek to be poor
[9:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:38]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [7:51]: lol :S
[7:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:50]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[4:50]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:50]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:50]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:50]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:50]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:50]: FIGHT!
[4:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [4:00]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [4:00]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [4:00]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [4:00]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [3:59]: :D!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [3:59]: :D!
[3:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [1:42]: lol :D
hQ.BRANDON [1:39]: cya
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [1:39]: turbot worst team eu
hQ.BRANDON [1:33]: ur trash lol
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [1:30]: care need to prac with my lanteam
hQ.BRANDON [1:21]: YEA
hQ.BRANDON [1:16]: mayb that 50euros will help ur voice
[1:12]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT Hollandius<3woott [Intermission]: UUH
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:47 (original: 12:00)
hQ.BRANDON [Intermission]: get vocal transplant
ROIDS DNE [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected
[Intermission]: hQ.BRANDON disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT STATTI disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS DNE disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Hollandius<3woott disconnected

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