Ganja Squad vs Terminal Illness (4925 views)

ca anim
us Fiz
us ohurcool
us peaches
us ppE
us Sem
us eMERICA
us detdet
us true
us SwizzA
us vodKa
pl meehow

American ET 6on6: Season 1
Grand Final

us Ganja Squad has to win twice!
30.03.15 02:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth toeminal detdet 63 kills
Killing Spree terminal Emerica 6 frags without being killed
Accountant GANJA IPOD >:[ 121% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! toeminal detdet 20 gibs
...and stay dead! toeminal detdet 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! toeminal detdet 41 SPAM kills
Fragstealer terminal Emerica 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! terminal SwizzA 271 damage per frag
What objective? GANJASQUAD jonjon 319 XP
Red Shirt terminal true 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? terminal Molly 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GANJA IPOD >:[ 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz 5 team kills
Gingerbread man toeminal detdet 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
terminal true5822439673047700494583532/04/229/438/1418014156
terminal meehow102297555470219991886161900/07/144/286/718016045
terminal SwizzA71248425841214938684511570/02/538/324/922314347
toeminal detdet1072576359200027899852582560/021/20/2441/71438955
terminal Emerica74232395380221501547031720/00/437/242/41298965
terminal Molly61273365950110743484992980/01/440/432/820714438
minal 7815312743504711198477554498514262/035/4188/4363/817712856
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz582353966101548280100042160/00/937/427/1221214936
GANJASQUAD PPE70182355080511702361694200/012/50/2526/1120112336
GANJASQUAD peaches7626538504001458737523860/10/435/253/815515044
GANJASQUAD Sem70197314470112586265622930/03/426/193/918914935
GANJASQUAD jonjon7131947659129862285053470/00/938/348/1518312934
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER86259485610038773775832000/03/546/382/716113555
GANJASQUAD 7114572383314821658433974634615620/018/5182/3849/718413945
GANJA IPOD >:[121921714200428152495360/11/014/72/316617842
121921714200428152495360/11/014/72/316617842
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terminal true75246810021025130700/02/04/60/1DDKKKK/KDK/DXDD
terminal meehow2165313620141915800760/03/08/33/0K/K/KKK/KKKKXK/KTDDKK
terminal SwizzA1144087101313651264210/00/18/31/0TK/KKKD/KDDDK/KK
toeminal detdet12842973005149757700/04/00/25/0/K/K/KK/KKKD/KKD
terminal Emerica1432170013361604800/00/02/40/1XDD/K/DD/T
terminal Molly20222101002756160300/00/02/80/0/DKK/DDDDDDD
minal 95213394580319691961551770/09/124/269/2
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz1164776200011881156180/00/07/50/3KDKDDKDDKXKXKKD
GANJASQUAD PPE282527000189568100/01/00/51/1KD/DDDKDD
GANJASQUAD peaches120606500019401118500/00/36/20/0/DDDKKXKKKKD
GANJASQUAD Sem202721000128481529730/01/22/20/4DDDDKDTDD/K/D
GANJASQUAD jonjon7037710100112731281180/00/46/41/1D/KDDDKDKKDDKKDKD
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER283827002110111154750/00/14/50/0K/DDDDDTTKD
GANJASQUAD 6423426453036615569192340/02/1025/232/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terminal true10032992020141314371690/01/06/84/1DTDDKDDKKDKKKKDDKKTD
terminal meehow1163076000310731070360/00/07/30/1XKK/KDD/D/KKKK
terminal SwizzA663446200112391044180/01/12/31/2DKDDKKXDK/D
toeminal detdet1113710920041618845400/02/00/28/3K/KDK/KDKDKKK/KDK/D
terminal Emerica3303900010000/00/12/51/2KD/KDDKDDDDX
terminal Molly403325001464501660/00/08/31/2/KKK/TDKD/KDKK/DKD
minal 78166354460313598843964290/04/225/2415/11
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz40184100000720151000/00/02/72/3DDDDDKKDDKKDDD
GANJASQUAD PPE140397520129675131080/02/00/26/1KKDKTK/DK/KKD
GANJASQUAD peaches71455700021237134800/00/05/20/3/DDKDKK/DDKK
GANJASQUAD Sem7042710200314481507760/00/16/51/1/K/KDKDKK/DDDKKDD
GANJASQUAD jonjon3024310000172496300/00/23/40/3DDDDKDDDKKD/D
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER100358820011605153800/00/18/50/2KK/KKDDKXKDDDKKDD
GANJASQUAD 7520334506019670173791840/02/424/259/13
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terminal true4229614001313881981340/01/06/90/3DDDDKKDKDTDDD/DKXK/KD/
terminal meehow76581013101420122142780/01/09/81/1K/K/KKDKK/KDDKD/DKDTKDDD
terminal SwizzA5741814000319731371870/00/26/82/2KDKDKDDKD/KXDKK//DKDDDD
toeminal detdet158491912100419841114500/08/10/610/1KKKDKKKKK/KDKDK/KKKK/K/KDDDKDKD
terminal Emerica71431014200411501164430/00/18/80/1/KKDKDKDKDK//DDK/KDKKDDD
terminal Molly1001021313200122182205180/00/213/100/0DDKKKDKDK/DKDKDKDKDDKDKKKD
minal 843226680602191072599773100/010/642/4913/8
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz71451014303218072259750/00/411/62/1KDDTKDKDDDDDDK/KT/KDKDKDTKK
GANJASQUAD PPE57308140002157614271150/04/30/64/5DDDKDDDDK/DKKD/KXKDKDKDX
GANJASQUAD peaches9252121310071054111600/00/112/50/0KK/K//KK/KD//KKD/KDKDDKKD
GANJASQUAD Sem836910122001180719421080/01/08/91/2DKDKDDDKDKKK/DDKDKDKKD
GANJASQUAD jonjon33855151103139117241050/00/25/70/3DDDDKDDKD/DDK/D/DKKDS
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER106901615500223422257940/01/014/101/2DKDDKXDKKDK/D/KDDKDKDKDKKKKDKKKD
GANJASQUAD 7437161831213179977107254970/06/1050/438/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terminal true4051615000012242010370/00/16/100/1DDDDDKDKKDDDDDKDKDDDK
terminal meehow533771330041652181800/01/15/51/2K/KKDKDDD/DKKDDD/DK/
terminal SwizzA815291100011718181100/00/09/80/2KD/DDKKDKKKDDKDKDKDD
toeminal detdet694991330061388111800/02/00/67/1KK///DKDDKKKD/K/KDKD/D
terminal Emerica100631212300814391459360/00/111/21/0KKKD//KK//KDDK/KDK/K/KK/
terminal Molly4644715000113521673780/00/07/120/2KDDDD/KDKDKDDDDDDDKKKD
minal 65296507990020877398891510/03/338/439/8
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz3852718110021822133180/00/27/120/3DKKDDDSKDDDDDKDDKKDDDDDKD
GANJASQUAD PPE873678401311337881400/01/00/35/2D/KKK/KDK/KKDDTD
GANJASQUAD peaches100578810021056122400/00/07/61/0DDKKKDD/KKK/KKDD
GANJASQUAD Sem100591212300617591584360/01/110/31/2DK/KDDD/KK/KK/KK/KK/KDKD
GANJASQUAD jonjon140691410200220851555610/00/09/82/1D/KDDKKKDKKDKKK/KKDKXKDKD
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER12256119200116741489180/01/010/60/2DKKKKKDKKDDDKDDK/KDK
GANJASQUAD 983295965131114988987732730/03/343/389/10
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terminal true213031400025161385180/00/02/51/7DDDDDKD/DDDK/KDDD
terminal meehow114628710011311131300/01/07/50/1DD/KKKDKDDKKKKD
terminal SwizzA374638001217101318310/00/04/60/0KK/TDDDDD/DK
toeminal detdet5540594003108980100/01/10/54/0K/KK/DDDDK/KDD
terminal Emerica6231583003922101400/00/15/40/0D//KDK/DKKDKD
terminal Molly100447720001258153000/00/16/51/2DDDKKXKDKDKDKKD
minal 65253315310011168067361490/02/324/306/10
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz1004188001112901713700/00/17/52/2TXKDDDKDKKKDKDK/KD
GANJASQUAD PPE10025551020841556510/01/00/46/1DTDDDKKTKDKK
GANJASQUAD peaches37233820027521195180/00/02/51/2KXDD/K/KDDDD
GANJASQUAD jonjon884789201215561203580/00/07/62/1KKK/KD/KDKDKTKDDDD
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER1164076101311051145130/01/17/30/1/KDK/K/TKKKXXDKD
GANJASQUAD 8817631366058554458122100/02/223/2311/7
GANJA IPOD >:[220511151002181799400/01/09/31/1KKKKDK/KXKKDK/KKD
220511151002181799400/01/09/31/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terminal true1285897001014381338952/00/15/53/1KKKKKDKDTDKDDKKDD
terminal meehow1115710900031955147300/01/08/41/2DKDK/KDKKDKK/K/DKKD
terminal SwizzA8335101211041381164300/01/19/40/3DDDK/DK/KDDKDSKKK/KKK/D
toeminal detdet12240119700514228031660/04/00/37/2KD/K/KK/KDKK/KKKDXK/D
terminal Emerica266638300121143462130/00/09/10/0//KDKKKKKTKK
terminal Molly552859000212051488360/01/14/50/2KD/DXKDDDKK/DKD
minal 128281534981216854472073102/07/335/2211/10
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz3032310401110931233350/00/23/71/0/DKDKDDTDDDDKD
GANJASQUAD PPE542761110131611220460/03/20/54/1K/KKKXKD/T/KDDDDDD
GANJASQUAD peaches44284900008341522180/10/03/51/3DKDDDKDDDDKDK
GANJASQUAD jonjon905710113010159317791050/00/18/53/6DTDDKDDKXKDKDKDKDKKDKDK
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER36041100000000/00/23/91/0DDKDDKDKXDDDKDD
GANJASQUAD 5114427528034513167381640/13/717/3110/10
GANJA IPOD >:[66416910029981501360/10/05/41/2KDKD/KDKDK/KDDD
66416910029981501360/10/05/41/2

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Player Chats
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: you'll think of something howl
AET#Foreigner [Warmup]: they may have one spec
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: meehow said jons a bitch on ts
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: i sure will
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: shots fired
AET#Foreigner [Warmup]: and he needs to message it to me
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: stopcryin'
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: 'sounds like they're getting pretty close to the docs now'
Pork [Warmup]: yeah
Pork [Warmup]: fuck this nerd
Pork [Warmup]: and hsi shit ass tourney
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: 'oh i think that was a door opening just then'
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: pussies, i hope youboth lose
terminal true [Warmup]: i invited you
terminal true [Warmup]: lol..
terminal true [Warmup]: rup leggo
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: detdet never gets in the ft
terminal true [Warmup]: nvm
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: like a fuckin idiot
terminal true [Warmup]: one dumbass not here
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: swizza droppin an ipod in the toilet
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: JUST SAYING
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: AT 9 I AM GONE
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: I AM NOT KIDDING
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: thats fine
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: doesnt bother us
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: sem no one cares
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: I BELIEVE HOWL IS GONE TOO
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: wow
terminal Molly [Warmup]: fizz
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: this team takes forever to rup
AET#Foreigner [Warmup]: rup please
terminal Molly [Warmup]: feel free to lag out
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: what
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: anim
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: pls
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: stfu
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: is this TURBOT?
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: anim stfu u lost vs igla today
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: TURBOT IS THAT U?
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: new and improved internet no chance
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: bad players dont get to talk
terminal true [Warmup]: *~>Wait, Im not ready!<~*
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: foreigner i think we need a ref force start
terminal meehow [Warmup]: sem if i win
terminal meehow [Warmup]: you give me your cfg
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: how long till fiz lagsout
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: no
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: just rup toe boy
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: half my players using bathroom
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: gotta get up at 4 am
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: kitty can you join allies and do /readyteam please?
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: and sem has to watch his nerd tv show
AET#Foreigner [Warmup]: emerica check ts
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: not together
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: terminal bladder syndrom
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: using bathroom, but seperate
kitty* [Warmup]: lol
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: uh guys
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: looks like the GUID's are not correct
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: so
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: looks like forfeit
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: guids
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: fix
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: it
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: or
terminal true [Warmup]: console: n00bs
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: ff
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: quit trying to stall you nerds
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: fix guids or forfeit
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: nerds
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: we belive this sem character is trash talking like end would
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: pls check guids
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: foreigner its beyond 8:15
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: force start please
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: your face is beyond ugly
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: are u scared of end detdet
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: 2 minutes beyond
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: swizza molly using the broom
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: molly takes
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: b-room
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: 10 days
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: anim is known smurf
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: pls
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: invite 7
GANJASQUAD peaches [Warmup]: :PP
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: id like to check the GUID
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: 's
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: oh wait
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: forfeit
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: 1 spec per team, rest go ettv
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: kitty is our spec
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: ipod is yours
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: cu ipod
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: bring it home squad
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: no
terminal true [Warmup]: nope
terminal true [Warmup]: get him outta here
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: ipod
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: <tyler> ipod is our spec
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: you're getting in after 9
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: <jon> my dads gonna beat me if i dont win
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: hows it feel to get benched from your own team nerd
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: NICE TRY BUT I DON'T USE THE NAME JON ON TS
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: lolt
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: if im not lagging
terminal SwizzA [Warmup]: sem palms start sweating when someone spec's him
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: good things its from irc
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: ipod benched from roids and ganja squad
terminal true [Warmup]: why do you have that bind
terminal true [Warmup]: i dont get it
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: rup swizza u ugly ass
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: guys really
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: can we start
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: co captain benched off team rolf
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: stfu mollys taking an ipod in the bathroom
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: molly
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: we're ready
terminal SwizzA [Warmup]: fiz you got wong tong arms
terminal SwizzA [Warmup]: nigga
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: wong tong
terminal true [Warmup]: lol match is too important for ipod to play
kitty* [Warmup]: omg can u guys start
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: foreigner team terminal illness has an afk on the server
kitty* [Countdown]: ty
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Countdown]: hf
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Countdown]: holding up the squad molly
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Countdown]: jesus
terminal Emerica [Countdown]: stfu
terminal Emerica [Countdown]: dont hf
terminal Emerica [Countdown]: break your neck
[8:31]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:02]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: Main blast door opening!
[7:04]: Main blast door closing!
[7:00]: Main blast door opening!
[6:55]: Main blast door closing!
[6:32]: Main blast door opening!
[6:28]: Main blast door closing!
[6:14]: Main blast door opening!
[6:01]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:58
terminal meehow [Intermission]: easy
terminal meehow [Intermission]: no pressure
terminal meehow [Intermission]: cmon
GANJASQUAD Sem [Intermission]: meehow you are no match
GANJASQUAD PPE [Intermission]: GO TO BED
[0:31]: The Doors are opening!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:58)
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Intermission]: gg
terminal meehow [Intermission]: cmon
terminal meehow [Intermission]: no pressure
GANJASQUAD Sem [Intermission]: 4 MAPS TO GO
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Intermission]: get some sleep man
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: its not as bad as anim playing with the aussies at 6 am
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: invite 7
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup guys
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: rup
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: this is gay
AET#Foreigner [Warmup]: who won adler?
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: us
terminal meehow [Warmup]: i do
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: emerica's teammates
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: 2-0 TOEMINAL ILLNESS
GANJA IPOD >:[ [Warmup]: the one day i have a final i lag
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup rup rup
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: i swear to god
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: u guys are the new TURBOT
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: jon mad cause im best engi NA
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: just jokes man
terminal Emerica [Warmup]: and best doc hider
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: rup emerica u 2 dad having toe sucking ass
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Warmup]: rup
[Countdown]: terminal Emericacalled a vote.
terminal Molly [Countdown]: LAME fizz
terminal Molly [Countdown]: lame
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE GANJASQUAD jonjon)
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:01]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:52]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:21]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:54]: AET#Foreignerhas become a shoutcaster
[12:51]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [12:01]: nerd
[11:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:53]: GANJA IPOD >:[ timed out
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[10:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[8:35]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:24
terminal meehow [Intermission]: no pressure
GANJASQUAD Sem [Intermission]: MOLLY CARRYIN THE SQUAD
terminal meehow [Intermission]: anim*
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: smacked
GANJASQUAD Sem [Warmup]: Molly > Meehow benched
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [Warmup]: N1 TRUE U GOOD MAN
terminal Molly [Warmup]: fizz
terminal Molly [Warmup]: kitty told me you like sucking her toes
terminal true [Warmup]: nice try on that revive fizz
[6:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
terminal meehow [3:07]: lol
[3:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
terminal meehow [0:54]: anim*
[0:16]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:15]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
GANJASQUAD Sem [0:13]: dq
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [0:14]: forfeit
GANJASQUAD Sem [0:14]: thats dq
terminal meehow [0:14]: phone
[0:13]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
GANJASQUAD Sem [0:14]: foreigner thats in the rules
[0:13]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
GANJASQUAD Sem [0:14]: thats dq
[0:13]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
GANJASQUAD Sem [0:14]: we win
terminal Emerica [0:14]: we get two pauses
[0:13]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:13]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:13]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:13]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:13]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
terminal meehow [0:13]: u won the map
[0:13]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:13]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
terminal meehow [0:14]: not the game
[0:13]: FIGHT!
terminal Emerica [0:13]: have to use them dont we?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:24)
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Intermission]: gg
terminal meehow [Intermission]: nice gibs boys
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Intermission]: tails
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: maplist
kitty* [Warmup]: fizz
[9:15]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[8:26]: The Main Door has been breached!
[7:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:09]: The Service Door has been breached!
terminal meehow [6:56]: mhm
[5:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:12]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:47
terminal Emerica [Intermission]: alex completely disregards our comms
terminal Emerica [Intermission]: and made the play
terminal Molly [Intermission]: SHAKE and BAKE
terminal meehow [Intermission]: XDD
terminal meehow [Warmup]: alex you are benched
terminal meehow [Warmup]: you didnt listen to us
kitty* [Warmup]: jon <3 :)
toeminal detdet [Warmup]: alex: allies are all slow as shit on hide and seek anyway, they'd never catch me
terminal Molly [Countdown]: alex: wheels are faster than legs
[4:01]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[3:55]: The Main Door has been breached!
[3:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:50]: The Service Door has been breached!
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [1:06]: lmfao
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [1:05]: pussy
terminal Emerica [0:24]: get them nikes on
GANJA IPOD >:[ [0:13]: CONGRATS TI
GANJA^HSQUAD Fizzz [0:03]: GGS BROS
terminal meehow [Intermission]: no pressure
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:47)
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Intermission]: ggs wp
GANJASQUAD PPE [Intermission]: gg
terminal meehow [Intermission]: gold cup is mine
toeminal detdet [Intermission]: foreigner where is trophy
[Intermission]: GANJASQUAD PPE disconnected
terminal Emerica [Intermission]: ggs fellas
[Intermission]: GANJASQUAD peaches disconnected
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Intermission]: thanks for the cup
[Intermission]: GANJASQUAD Fizzz disconnected
GANJASQUAD jonjon [Intermission]: was fun
[Intermission]: GANJASQUAD jonjon disconnected
[Intermission]: terminal meehow disconnected
GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: gr8 fun
[Intermission]: AET#Foreigner disconnected
[Intermission]: GANJASQUAD LOLPLAYER disconnected
[Intermission]: kitty* disconnected
[Intermission]: toeminal detdet disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.