Hodor vs cat in a hat (2264 views)

pl IGLA
pl buggs
fi froxe
pl SkyLine
pt slapper
nl Ronner
nl Freddy
fi Rsp
fi smak
no Sinche
nl woott
fi Swanidius
09.04.15 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth h{ SkyLine'Hozuf 71 kills
Killing Spree h{ SkyLine'Hozuf 7 frags without being killed
Accountant h{ SkyLine'Hozuf 165% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! h{ Rnnr 21 gibs
...and stay dead! h{ Rnnr 57% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning h{ SkyLine'Hozuf 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! h{ IGLA 28 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Sinche 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LANcat | smak 252 damage per frag
What objective? h{ SkyLine'Hozuf 434 XP
Red Shirt ciah | woott 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ciah | woott 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore h{ SkyLine'Hozuf 224 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut h{ IGLA 5 team kills
Gingerbread man h{ buggs. 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
h{ IGLA812314454130514798762846210/08/22/3728/318211655
h{ Rnnr76249374921015536462145090/02/730/326/514512756
h{ SLAPPER1133475246100210975078732560/02/350/282/618817134
h{ buggs.8227455662013171049672377900/01/135/3720/819110869
h{ froxe802603544140110547071612360/01/529/205/815616346
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf1614347143151110119969029480/03/462/267/316920573
h{ 9717952943029321366510634379824600/017/4208/2668/317214856
Sinche100324595918001587509597760/02/254/303/1114816366
ciah | woott49226347080216564572325290/01/524/373/10166103312
ciah | rsp5222534656009774466812480/012/48/3911/1422810336
eASwanidius #sennheiser68266426212011082149397710/02/135/426/919615257
LANcat | smak57269346030314757895871290/02/432/293/1122316038
Freddy Bitches5828131528139586785691450/03/129/332/818916237
he631591234368551973437985106311980/022/1182/3328/819214148
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h{ IGLA92111252770311433325893140/08/20/1611/0DKD/D/KX/DDKKKKK//DKDTDDKDKKKK/KTTKDDDKDKKXK//K/KK/K/DKKD
h{ Rnnr100122222214012256224413390/02/416/135/3KKDDTK/KDDKKDKDKDKKKKKDKD/KDKKDKKDDDDDDDKKDKD
h{ SLAPPER10014724243017520640051430/01/223/131/3KDKKDKKDKDKKDKKDKK/KK/DXKDDDXK/DKDDTDKK/K/DK/KDK/KD
h{ buggs.10916934318019548230444290/01/021/1911/3DKKKDDD//KDKTD/KKKKKK/DKDKDK/DKK/DDDDK/KKKKKKDKDKKKDKDKDKKKK//DKDD
h{ froxe11011521197016313733382070/00/419/73/3KDK/KDKKKXTDKK/KD/D/KKKD/XKKKDDDK/KKDDKKDKD
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf175211352070045712344100/00/433/102/3KKDKDDKKDDKKXD/KKKDKKDKK/DKKKKKKKDKDKKKKDKKDDK/KKKDKK/KD
h{ 114875161143460739264321885814320/012/16112/7833/15
Sinche66112223380053869523900/01/119/192/6KDDKKKKKDKDDDDKDDDDDK/DDDD/KKKDKD/KDDK/KDKDDKDDDKDKD/KK
ciah | woott4714116343005235339802550/01/214/191/7DKDKKDDK/KKDDDDXDDDDXDDK/D/DDK//KKDKKDDKDKDKDDDDDKDD
ciah | rsp45841533200232673435680/010/30/225/4DDKDD/DKDDDKDDKKDDKDDKDDKD/DDKKDKKKDDDDDDKDKDDDD
eASwanidius #sennheiser561201730401434754743710/00/017/221/5KDKDDKDKTDDDKDKDD/DDDDKDDDDDKDKKD/DK/K/XDDKKDDKKK
LANcat | smak651161929202229424849710/01/417/143/7DDKKKDDKKDKKDDDDT/KKKDKDDKDKKDDKDKDKDKDDDD/KTDDDDD
Freddy Bitches571171526210529524186160/02/112/171/2DDDDKDDKKDDKDKKK/DKDK/KD/DSKDDDD//KDKKDDK
he5669010418521132318858264324810/015/1179/11313/31

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h{ IGLA1105411104012181310071670/00/00/610/2K/K/DDKDTKXKDDKKDKDKDKK
h{ Rnnr57444750007301200700/00/04/70/1DKXKKDDDDKDD
h{ SLAPPER1809695501017721515630/00/110/30/1DKDKTDKKKDKKKDK
h{ buggs.1104811108013248711771250/00/05/77/1DDKKDDKDXKTKK/KKDKK//KD
h{ froxe77717940017471140290/01/04/41/2D/KKDDDDKDDKKKKD
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf316118196710127991606360/02/012/45/0DKDKDKKKKK/KKKKDKSKKKKKKK
h{ 1424316147331371034876454900/03/135/3123/7
Sinche6651812300413111517360/00/17/41/3KKKKDKDDD/DKK/DDKD//
ciah | woott3518514102378712312740/00/21/52/3K/DKKTDDTKDDDDKDDDD//
ciah | rsp313251620041111155600/00/03/42/9X/DDDXKDDDDDKDD/DKKKD//
eASwanidius #sennheiser7658101310021863215300/01/08/71/3/KDDDKKKKKXDKDKK/DDKDDDD
LANcat | smak5057714101313832153580/00/08/80/3TK/KDKKDKDKDDKDDDDDD//
Freddy Bitches3342412200411901738180/00/04/70/1K/DD/DKKD/DDKDD/
he4925839811003207645103483860/01/331/356/22
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
h{ IGLA47668172011184126881400/00/02/157/1KDDDD/KDDDKKDKTKDKDDDKXDDDD
h{ Rnnr558311202003207225731000/00/310/121/1KD/D/KDKDDKDDDDDKKKDDDK/DDKDKKD
h{ SLAPPER1111041917200327722353500/01/017/121/2KDKKDKDKDKXDXKKK/KDKDKD/DKK/DDKKDDDKKK
h{ buggs.405710254115252730162360/00/19/112/4KD//DDDDDDKDSTKDK/DDKKDDKDDK/DKDD/DK
h{ froxe437471630031586268300/00/16/91/3KDKDDKDDKDD/D/DKKDKD/DD
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf1001051717101534853982120/01/017/120/0DKKD/DKKDD/K/DDK/KDK/DKKTKDKDKKKKDK
h{ 664897211214132014283172955380/02/561/7112/11
Sinche2071612914700635702841400/01/028/70/2DKDKKK/K/KXKKKKDDKKKK/KKDK/KDDKKK/KKKKKK/KKD
ciah | woott5967132240082505202100/00/19/130/0KKK/K/KDKD/DD//D/DKDKKDDKDD//KDKDKD
ciah | rsp8710914162003336616901800/02/15/134/1/DKKDKKXDKDKDKKKDKDDXKDDKD/K/DDK
eASwanidius #sennheiser7888151970042876250100/01/110/134/1//KDDKKDKKDKDKKKDKDKDDKKDDKDD//DKD
LANcat | smak479681700093253258500/01/07/70/1KDKDK/K/D//////K/DKDDDKKD
Freddy Bitches8512212144030172526451110/01/013/91/5DDKKDTTKDDKKDKDKDDKKKTDKDKDDD
he946439110224033017295142833310/06/372/629/10

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Player Chats
h{ buggs. [Countdown]: hf
h{ froxe [Countdown]: lupaan olla paska
h{ IGLA [Countdown]: hf
h{ froxe [Countdown]: ei oo vaikeeta
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Countdown]: fun
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Countdown]: gl hf
Sinche [Countdown]: meanwhile
Sinche [14:57]: comms in ts fml
[14:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:17]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[14:00]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:47]: EC swanidius strikes once again
[13:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:10]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[12:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [11:51]: fml
eASwanidius #sennheiser [11:44]: bad at everything
Sinche [11:42]: hahahahb
h{ froxe [11:36]: whaat
Freddy Bitches [11:31]: ncie hits
h{ froxe [11:28]: >D
eASwanidius #sennheiser [10:37]: XDDXDDXDDDDDO:PDPD:PD:PDP:PD
[9:11]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [8:28]: xD
[7:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:13]: fragmovie
eASwanidius #sennheiser [6:20]: WTF
eASwanidius #sennheiser [6:18]: WTF???????????
h{ IGLA [6:16]: ?
eASwanidius #sennheiser [6:15]: WTF????????? GODMODE?
h{ IGLA [6:11]: np
eASwanidius #sennheiser [6:03]: COULDNT GIB U MOFO
eASwanidius #sennheiser [3:35]: :(
h{ froxe [1:15]: took one for the team
[1:11]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Warmup]: I'm Batman
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: sky afk
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: nothing new there
ciah | woott [Warmup]: 1 spec froxe :<
ciah | woott [Warmup]: you oke with the polish?
h{ Rnnr [Warmup]: who
Sinche [Warmup]: hes not even surrounded by polish
Sinche [Warmup]: lol
h{ froxe [Warmup]: yes
ciah | woott [Warmup]: on stream only polish
h{ froxe [Warmup]: merlinator stealing em
h{ froxe [Warmup]: well ye
h{ froxe [Warmup]: polish is very cool
h{ froxe [Warmup]: believe me!
h{ froxe [Warmup]: not
ciah | woott [Warmup]: comms also in polish? :P
h{ froxe [Warmup]: :D
h{ froxe [Warmup]: not all
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Warmup]: SUPA MAN IM A SUPA SUPA MAN SUPA MAN MAN MAN
ciah | woott [Warmup]: not all :DDD
h{ froxe [Warmup]: :D
ciah | woott [Warmup]: swani @ toybox
h{ froxe [Warmup]: only the important ones
ciah | woott [Warmup]: skyline why not ac?
h{ froxe [Warmup]: cheater
h{ buggs. [Warmup]: =D
h{ buggs. [Warmup]: =D
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: why u think
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Warmup]: i was on cgac
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Warmup]: but CRASHED
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: Swani why not ac? Swani why u reconnect after every map?
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Warmup]: yes
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: hm
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: hmmm
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: hmmmmmm???
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Warmup]: coz shit config
ciah | woott [Warmup]: tbh
ciah | woott [Warmup]: if im on ac
ciah | woott [Warmup]: then thats his ac
ciah | woott [Warmup]: skyline pls rup
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Warmup]: 30s
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Countdown]: dafuq he is doing
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Countdown]: gege
h{ IGLA [Countdown]: hf
h{ froxe [Countdown]: GEGE
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Countdown]: sry
h{ froxe [Countdown]: swani best
h{ froxe [Countdown]: beast*
h{ froxe [Countdown]: worst*
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [14:38]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [14:37]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [14:37]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [14:37]: :D!
[14:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:44]: H3h3
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:24]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:24]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:24]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:24]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [13:24]: :D!
[12:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
h{ IGLA [12:31]: nice full
[12:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [12:30]: :D:D:DS:D:D
eASwanidius #sennheiser [12:28]: those mains
h{ froxe [12:28]: gg
eASwanidius #sennheiser [12:23]: u dodge all of them
eASwanidius #sennheiser [12:14]: MINES I MEAN LOL
eASwanidius #sennheiser [12:13]: NOT MAINS
[11:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
Freddy Bitches [10:38]: thought u were teammate with that shots xD
[10:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [10:23]: Dont mock ronner:(
[10:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [9:22]: ggXD
[9:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
h{ froxe [8:49]: teen yksi obua tas
h{ IGLA [8:00]: NICE SK
[7:58]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Intermission]: WHY PANZER NO DIE
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:01 (original: 15:00)
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Intermission]: skyline next NC winner
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Intermission]: xD
ciah | rsp [Intermission]: gg wp
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Intermission]: xD
h{ IGLA [Intermission]: no cg ac yes skill
ciah | woott [Warmup]: then stop coming to my country
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: your?
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: you buy it?
ciah | woott [Warmup]: dont hate on nationalism
h{ froxe [Warmup]: my kurwa jar is full soon
ciah | woott [Warmup]: im pretty sure poland is ur pride
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Countdown]: gg ping
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Countdown]: XD
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
h{ froxe [Countdown]: To alko
eASwanidius #sennheiser [Countdown]: normal ping
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Countdown]: fun
h{ IGLA [11:26]: nice hide at truck
[11:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [11:10]: VITTU SHIT LANDMINE
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [10:06]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [10:06]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [10:05]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [10:05]: :D!
h{ buggs. [9:40]: =D
h{ buggs. [9:40]: =D
[8:57]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[7:45]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:45]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:45]: FIGHT!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:26]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:26]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:26]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:26]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:25]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:25]: :D!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [7:24]: HAHA
h{ buggs. [7:22]: =D
eASwanidius #sennheiser [6:24]: :DDDD
eASwanidius #sennheiser [6:23]: gg
[5:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Sinche [5:13]: plz
LANcat | smak [4:45]: gotta play the offi after this round
h{ IGLA [4:32]: map*
h{ buggs. [4:18]: =D
h{ buggs. [4:18]: =D
[2:31]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
eASwanidius #sennheiser [2:28]: :D!
[0:06]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:53
[Intermission]: eASwanidius #sennheiser disconnected
h{ froxe [Intermission]: gigi
h{ Rnnr [Intermission]: GG
h{ froxe [Intermission]: agu
h{ froxe [Intermission]: stino
h{ IGLA [Warmup]: gg
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: ty for game and fu bb
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Warmup]: ?
Sinche [Warmup]: well we gotta bail
Sinche [Warmup]: ty 4 game
h{ SkyLine'Hozuf [Warmup]: XD

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