rockit.ET vs Serious Incident Called Karma (6762 views)
chry
koop
M1lk R0SS razz sqzz 
Iron Matias Salaneuvos SQuid
toxic twidi 
13.04.15 21:00 CEST
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | s!ck6 Matias | 2 kills |
| Killing Spree | s!ck6 Matias | 2 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | s!ck6 Matias | 100% kills/killed ratio |
| Lead Poisoning | s!ck6 Matias | 2 SMG kills |
| Red Shirt | sick6 Pelliku | 3 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | sick6 Pelliku | 3 deaths without fragging |
| Gingerbread man | s!ck6 Matias | 1 /kills |
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| [14:48]: | Ri sqZz connected |
| [14:37]: | razz connected |
| [14:16]: | sick6 twidicalled a vote. |
| [14:14]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
| [14:14]: | Vote passed! |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | Rockit this your map? |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | notsure |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | ours is bremen |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | cointoss for grush or supply? |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | supply |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | supply / bremen it is |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | Bo3. Ri has to win twice. Match will not be split. |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | can we defend on our own map frist? |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | first |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | Sick6 can pick side. If they dont mind then you can swap |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | its ok like this |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | nvm |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | ross cant play here |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | admin |
| Ri koop [Warmup]: | REACT |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | admin XD |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | or where this server is located |
| Ri koop [Warmup]: | xd |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | its nl |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | ok well we need a uk serv |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | we need finnish |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | NEED WALES |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | :D |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | :D |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | my routing to NL is obviously screwed tonight |
| sick6 Sally [Warmup]: | ye lemme set up a home host |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | or w/e server this is |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | :D |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | u tried rebooting ur router ross? |
| sick6 Sally [Warmup]: | well ye i agree, that ping is not acceptable |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | just connected to a different and its fine |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | let me pull out my balls and put it in your neck |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | timbo can u request an alternative please? |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | cos i had the same and i rebooted and it is fine now |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | this server is NL hosted. Any of u have UK server with ettv then? |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | did u try reseting router? |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | ofc... |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | u obv cant play like that |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | did u try restarting router |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | did u turn it off and on again? |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | :DD |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | :D |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | ask gav, hes great with computers |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | did u play with the lead |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | hahaha |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | lol |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | no uk server |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | ty |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | lets play on fi server |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | de then? i cant play here |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | why dont u suck my cock |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | u played here fine last game |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | mate |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | DE = GTV server |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | it's ur net this time |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | ofc its my net |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | my routing to NL is obviously fucked tonight |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | lets play without ettv then |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | timbo give other server |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | but its fine on all other servers |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | this is the only gtv server that is good for me |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | others are really bad |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | sure nigger sure |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | not our fault |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | I only have this server or a GTV server guys |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | surely there is another server that isnt this and isnt gtv |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | this isnt gtv server, thats why its good |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | gtv DE is fine |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | man |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | how hard ccan it be |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | Im sure this is, but i have no access to it toxic |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | any german servers? |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | any _good_ server |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | ? |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | i see a GB server in the list of GTV servers, never seen it before |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | but i can try swap it if u want |
| Ri Druwin [Warmup]: | take it |
| sick6 Sally [Warmup]: | i love how easy et is |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | dont agree on gb serv |
| sick6 Sally [Warmup]: | just connect to a server and roll |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | its fine now ross |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | stable 98 |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | matias you dont even need to agree |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | we can always reschedule to another night, we can play vs erase 1st like it should have been done |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | i have packet loss |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | If teams dont agree on server well play 1 map on each server |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | i wont play here, sorry |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | 50 NOW |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | ross |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | wait a few mins then |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | i heard ur prayers just now R0ss, i fixed ur ping |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | np |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | its like mepa vs esrael |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | why so mad guys |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | razz specially |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | why so ugly guys |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | M1lk coming too? |
| Ri koop [Warmup]: | That's what she said |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | oh, chry the model :/ |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | i told him not to till my ping is stable |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | :d |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | man model |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | see i cant play here, sorry |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | its 50 |
| Ri chry [Warmup]: | atleast you know where your girlfriend and mom will be sitting on belgian dick |
| sick6 Sally [Warmup]: | well it's unstable |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | just watch it |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | its not 50 |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | i have packet loss |
| sick6 twidi [Warmup]: | thats the same we have on all gtv servers |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | well I played like that on et-cup final |
| tiMbolina [Warmup]: | sally and razz ill pm u on irc with alternative server, test ping please |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | we have a list of server on ts |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | so u can see howit feelsnow |
| sick6 toxic [Warmup]: | surely one of them is ettv? |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | matias, please stop talking shit |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | im tired of u |
| Ri koop [Warmup]: | That's what she said |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | good |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | coz u wont get enough of me |
| s!ck6 Matias [Warmup]: | mate |
| Ri R0SS [Warmup]: | keep talking |
| Ri sqZz [Warmup]: | LOLOLOL |
| Ri koop [Warmup]: | LOL |
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