Hodor vs cat in a hat (3224 views)

be Azur
pl buggs
nl esSe
pl IGLA
pl BloOdje
fr StrAf
pl topek
fi smak
fi tOMBA
fi Swanidius
fi rsp
nl Freddy
nl woott
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth =^..^== tOMBA 84 kills
Killing Spree t0p3k4nk3r 7 frags without being killed
Accountant t0p3k4nk3r 112% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eAesSe 25 gibs
...and stay dead! hodor. C30-C39! 47% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning =^..^== tOMBA 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =^d.^d= raspberry 33 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^8.^8= Freddy 130 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eAesSe 319 damage per frag
What objective? MINA OLEN EZZE 455 XP
Red Shirt =^0.^0= woott 101 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eAesSe 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore t0p3k4nk3r 163 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eAesSe 5 team kills
Gingerbread man =^..^== tOMBA 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
=^d.^d= raspberry764297810012211711122106612930/033/924/4333/2214310556
=^q.^q= smak5939956951403229507141283170/11/354/434/2317014968
=^5.^5= Swanidius72369729717321210035119091890/00/1162/4510/1813911965
=^..^== tOMBA9443084891701281443110943910/04/772/379/1917212344
=^8.^8= Freddy513294181120519551093252590/13/740/293/1913411548
=^0.^0= woott53305541011811238787107713130/00/734/417/2416310649
= 68226138556390613121593926773714620/041/7286/4166/2415412057
eAesSe99375787825151612298104616771/05/821/4828/13158132414
MINA OLEN EZZE99455777725122511888103813190/013/425/4033/1615413355
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O)6431247731715171020391057141/012/710/3922/921712336
hodor. buggs 8D75393749521441913441104035100/12/556/5313/1618210558
hodor. C30-C39!4312319439139379842944731/05/34/2411/32009839
hodor.StrAf79412728913242011713127213000/04/1160/4412/1016314057
t0p3k4nk3r112442746622021512437107103250/04/456/3218/1116816275
nk8325124415211321025121757786807533183/045/4232/32137/1117712858
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^d.^d= raspberry17212219112014299716921500/04/28/45/1KK/KDKDKKKDKD/TK/KKKDK/KKDKKDKK
=^q.^q= smak575681430062092227700/00/07/61/1///DDK/DK/KDK/KKDDKDDK
=^5.^5= Swanidius15097181221042502170200/00/218/10/2KKSKKDKDKKDKDKKKKKK/KD/KKK//DD
=^..^== tOMBA111992018400103937156900/00/219/61/2DKDKKD//K/KKXK/DDK/KXK/KK/KKKDDD/KK/KKK/
=^8.^8= Freddy142117107502122062266310/11/111/20/1KDKKKDTDDXKTDK/KKKKD
=^0.^0= woott7756141851092472131000/00/07/60/2/KDK///KDKDKDDK//KKD/KK/SDKKDKK/
=^.^= 118547898021233416206108161810/15/770/257/9
eAesSe143232110031567275100/00/23/130/3DKDDD/KDDDK/DDDDDDDD/DDD
MINA OLEN EZZE75641216500422632001360/04/01/103/1KDDDDKK/K/KD//DKKDKKDDDKKDKD
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O)588710172011241934351791/00/09/131/1KDDKXKKDKDDDKKDD/KDTDDDDDDKDK
hodor. buggs 8D273951810071627233400/10/05/100/2DD//KDXDDKD/D/X/DDK/K/DKD
hodor. C30-C39!26486234026101823952641/03/00/124/3D/KDD/TDTDKDKK//DDDXDDDKKD/DDD/D
hodor.StrAf38678210016192232901250/00/35/104/0KDKD//DKDDDK/DDD/KDTD/KDDKDKD/
nk403374411613042710816162066042/17/523/6812/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^d.^d= raspberry508291810041804266500/05/115/74/4KKKKDKDDDDDKK//KDKKKKDKKKKDDD/KDDK/KDDKKKKKD
=^q.^q= smak6055915401316032921200/00/010/80/5KXK/TDXKDDDDDDDKKD/KDKKKD/D
=^5.^5= Swanidius550101801020000/00/18/90/3KDXKDD/KDKDKSKDK/DKDDDDKKDDD
=^..^== tOMBA128103181410032568259300/03/012/83/3KKDKXDKDKKD/KKDDKKDKKDK/KKKDD/KDK
=^8.^8= Freddy30062000260000/00/17/51/7T/TDDD/D/KKKDDDKDDKK//D/DDDD
=^0.^0= woott4262921101314632533100/00/28/91/5KDDKKK/TDDDKK/DDDKDKDDDDD/DKDDD
=^.^= 613026110671421743810712300/08/560/469/27
eAesSe40012140105016410816474000/00/210/64/2/KDDK//KKDKDKDKTK/KKDDK//KKKKDKKDKD
MINA OLEN EZZE36594111106112530841550/01/01/88/3DD/KKKDDK/KDKDKD/KKKKSKKKDD/DK/K/X
hodor. buggs 8D636012195104268620321080/00/09/123/1DDK/SDKDKKKKDDK/DKKDKD/KDDDD/KD
hodor. C30-C39!657513205113278018992090/02/34/127/0DDKDKKKDD/KD/DDDKDXDD/KKKDDDKDKKKST
hodor.StrAf73801115100122372556360/01/210/110/1DDKDKKDKDDDDKKKKDKD/KDDKDD
t0p3k4nk3r1001031515400329092354180/01/19/85/2DKD/KKDKK/DDKDKDKDKDKKKDKD/KKD
nk123498959021322315845135729260/05/843/5727/9
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^d.^d= raspberry661212233300131073612340/011/20/1811/9DDDKDKKDDDKDDDKKDKKKDDDD/KKKKDDKKKDDDDDKKKKDDDDDDKDDKDD
=^q.^q= smak501431530201522754383940/10/216/140/8DDDDK/KDDKDDDDDKKDKDDDDD/DDTKD/DKKKDKK/K/KKDDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius621432032600142065000360/00/519/181/6DDKKKDDDKDKDDDKKDDDKDKDDDDKKDDKKDDDKDDK/KDKDDKKDDDKD
=^..^== tOMBA721191622600334653684180/00/215/131/4DKKKDKDDKDDDDKDKDDKDK/KDKDDKDK/KKDK/DD
=^8.^8= Freddy641181625300320024306360/02/113/131/5/KD/DKDKDK/KKDKDDDKDDKKKKDDKDDKDDDKDDDDKD
=^0.^0= woott411121331500320453043390/00/010/162/11DDDDDDDDDKDDD/KD/KDDKDDDKDDKKKKDXDDKK/DKDKDDD
=^.^= 5975610217325011617100240282570/113/1273/9216/43
eAesSe789215198035303522062331/01/15/1310/2/KK/KDDDXKDDDKKD/DT/KDKKXKDKDKKDDK/TKDT
MINA OLEN EZZE13317032241001841052621440/00/421/1112/2/KKK/K/KKKDDKKDKXKKKDD/XKDDTKK/DKKK/K/KKDDDKKKDKDDKDKKKK/KD
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O)75108222991310351928433610/06/31/1512/4DD/KK/STDTK/KDDKKDDDKX/KKDK/DKDKDKKD/DK/K/KKK/DDTXDK/DKXKX
hodor. buggs 8D8212024296234426727992970/01/217/123/10/DDSDKDKXKKDKKDKDKDKKKK/KDTS/DXDDKKDDDKDKKDDKDKDXDKDKDTK/TKX
hodor.StrAf131161292271174294268860/02/324/94/3KK/KK/KKDKK/KKKKKDDKKDKKDKK/KKSDDKKKKDKD//DDTKXDKD/KD
t0p3k4nk3r145171352411027480839432030/03/125/149/2K/KK/DKKKDDDKKKKKKKDKKDTKKKDKDKKD/KKDTKDDDDDKDDK/K/KK/KKKK/KK
nk1078221571475141341240281710011441/013/1493/7450/23

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^d.^d= raspberry668316245105241621471090/08/31/96/5KKDDKKDDDDDKDKDKDDKDKSD/KKK/K/K//DKDDKDD
=^q.^q= smak6810315223014231334191630/00/114/122/3KDD/KDKDKDDTKDDDDK/DK/KKDDKKDKKKKDDDD/
=^5.^5= Swanidius708414207112183828761400/00/39/116/2/KSKDDDKDDDDKTKKDDKKD/KDKKKDDKDDKDD
=^..^== tOMBA115882320401835402255730/00/121/33/9KDKK/DKDKKDKDKKK//DKXKT/DKK/KK/DDKK/KKKK/KDDD
=^8.^8= Freddy23805213006108322951740/00/34/71/5//KDDD/DXKDDD/KDD/DKDKD/DDD
=^0.^0= woott52449174003140817901700/00/32/73/5DKDKKDKKDKDKDD/D/XD/DKDKDDD
=^.^= 664828212426232812598147828290/08/1451/4921/29
eAesSe8267141781112107208540/02/10/913/5DKDDKDKDDSKKDDKKDKDKXKDDDKDDT/KKKX
MINA OLEN EZZE1201201815301224741717840/08/02/85/7DDKKDDKDK/XKKKKDKKDDDKKKD/KDKDKXKKDT
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O)4670715301320231636970/03/20/64/2DKDDDDKKDKDDDTK/DKXDKD//
hodor. buggs 8D1161002118601332321905870/00/115/136/1KKKDKKKKKDKKDKKKKKDKKDKDDDDDDDDTDD/K/K/K
hodor.StrAf947917182013204525171200/01/315/82/3K/KDDKDK/DKDKKTKDDKDKDDDKDDDKK/KDKKK
t0p3k4nk3r1301191713500129012738160/00/116/61/5DDDKDKKKKKDDKKDDKKDDKDDK/KKKKK
nk98555949627151314782125984080/014/848/5031/23
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^d.^d= raspberry832156110279854500/01/00/14/1KKK/DSK/DKD
=^q.^q= smak1144287200212241128400/01/06/11/3DKDKKKK/KK/DDKD
=^5.^5= Swanidius7531680002764116700/00/04/42/1KK/KDDK/KDDKDD
=^..^== tOMBA502148200192184200/00/23/31/1K/DDKDKKDDDD
=^8.^8= Freddy3314131001219458180/00/11/10/0D/KD
=^0.^0= woott1332143100155946200/00/24/00/0/KKDKKD
=^.^= 811502835710944854602580/02/518/108/6
eAesSe833256200167895100/02/02/41/1KK/KDDDDKDK
MINA OLEN EZZE12025652003106340800/00/00/12/1/K/DKK/KDKK
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O)71265710011284737340/02/20/33/1DKDK/DDKDKKD
hodor. buggs 8D1004455200069870500/01/04/50/1DDKDDKDKXKK
hodor.StrAf147171110494897130/00/02/40/2SDDDDDTKD
t0p3k4nk3r7526341000385787880/00/03/20/2DDDKKKD
nk7716025349115460244851350/05/211/196/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^d.^d= raspberry8707800010000/04/10/43/2DKDDKKDDKDKK/DK
=^q.^q= smak1401700020000/00/01/20/3DD/DKDD/
=^5.^5= Swanidius57144720117251164130/00/04/21/4KDKTDK/DDDDKX
=^..^== tOMBA4203700030000/01/02/40/0/K/KXDD/KD
=^8.^8= Freddy6003500120000/00/04/10/1//KKDDKDT
=^0.^0= woott451051120048401633940/00/03/31/1DKD//DK/K/DK
=^.^= 5124234540213156527971070/05/114/165/11
eAesSe2031151000803821400/00/21/30/0DKDDDD
MINA OLEN EZZE831756400285855000/00/00/23/2DDK/KDK/KKD
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O)6021352002958454430/01/00/22/1K/K/DDKD
hodor. buggs 8D11630761101931628180/00/26/11/1KKKDDDKSKDKK/
hodor.StrAf1001866200372177300/00/04/22/1KDK/K/KK/DKD
t0p3k4nk3r40234101004143488800/00/13/23/0/DKKDK/KK/K/D
nk701402638111012570541141010/01/514/1211/5

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Player Chats
=^d.^d= raspberry [Warmup]: can we start?
MINA OLEN EZZE [Warmup]: do we have to?
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: do we need it ?
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: no
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: do we want it?
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: yeaaa
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: this
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: is the
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: new
hodor. C30-C39! [Warmup]: shit
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: marilyn manson
hodor. buggs 8D [Countdown]: hf
hodor. C30-C39! [Countdown]: Pussydius <3
MINA OLEN EZZE [Countdown]: gl hf
hodor. C30-C39! [Countdown]: hf
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: GLHF
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:16]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:08]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [9:07]: 8D
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [9:07]: 8D
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [9:07]: 8D
[8:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
=^d.^d= raspberry [8:50]: ??
[8:50]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:50]: Axis team locked from spectators by =^.^= woott
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [8:50]: igieu's mother ragign
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [8:50]: raging
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [8:50]: she's so drunk
[8:50]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
=^d.^d= raspberry [8:50]: igi please
=^0.^0= woott [8:50]: she suits u
MINA OLEN EZZE [8:50]: bloodje died with a dyna
[8:50]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
MINA OLEN EZZE [8:50]: xD
=^d.^d= raspberry [8:50]: let her know you are a professional gamer
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [8:50]: what a retard
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [8:50]: is this bloodje
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [8:50]: really
[8:50]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
MINA OLEN EZZE [8:50]: cant even stand on his feet
[8:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:50]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:50]: FIGHT!
[8:04]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:35]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:35]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:35]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:35]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:33]: no nade
hodor. C30-C39! [7:30]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
hodor. C30-C39! [7:30]: fin|Swanidius'xD : u black horsecock
hodor. C30-C39! [7:30]: fin|Swanidius'xD : no words
hodor. C30-C39! [7:30]: fin|Swanidius'xD : kickban igla
hodor. C30-C39! [7:30]: fin|Swanidius'xD : riflecam confirmed
[7:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [7:10]: 8D
[7:09]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^q.^q= smak [5:48]: monkey
=^q.^q= smak [5:46]: hiding monkey
eAesSe [5:46]: haha
[5:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [5:06]: -KURWA
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [5:06]: MAC
=^d.^d= raspberry [5:06]: let her know you are a professional gamer
=^5.^5= Swanidius [5:06]: ...
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [5:06]: DDOSY JEBANE
=^d.^d= raspberry [5:06]: TWOJA STARY
=^8.^8= Freddy [5:06]: hi jumping medic
MINA OLEN EZZE [5:06]: where u at smaku
[5:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
MINA OLEN EZZE [5:06]: i lost you
MINA OLEN EZZE [5:06]: :(
MINA OLEN EZZE [5:06]: are you still up ?
eAesSe [5:06]: looking for me around main
=^q.^q= smak [5:06]: :d
[5:06]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[5:06]: FIGHT!
hodor. C30-C39! [3:47]: Swanidius lag swithing hard tonight
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [2:45]: fuck this game
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [2:43]: im laging as fuck
hodor. C30-C39! [1:42]: nice lag switching
hodor. C30-C39! [1:41]: wp
[1:26]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:33
[Intermission]: MINA OLEN EZZE disconnected
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hodor. C30-C39! [Countdown]: gl Swani
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[9:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:54]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.StrAf [5:49]: cD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [5:25]: esse m8
=^5.^5= Swanidius [5:24]: we have it
=^5.^5= Swanidius [4:36]: i have no idea what im doiung
hodor.StrAf [4:24]: 8'D
=^5.^5= Swanidius [4:24]: :D:D:D:D:D:
hodor.StrAf [4:24]: 8'D
hodor.StrAf [4:24]: 8'D
hodor.StrAf [4:23]: 8'D
hodor. C30-C39! [4:20]: :{XD
hodor. C30-C39! [4:20]: :{XD
hodor. C30-C39! [4:20]: :{XD
MINA OLEN EZZE [3:55]: xD
=^0.^0= woott [3:53]: :D
MINA OLEN EZZE [3:51]: what were you doing :D
=^0.^0= woott [3:48]: speccing
hodor. C30-C39! [3:36]: :{XD
hodor. C30-C39! [3:36]: :{XD
hodor. C30-C39! [3:36]: :{XD
[2:11]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [1:28]: so much bugs!
hodor.StrAf [0:06]: 8'D
hodor.StrAf [0:06]: 8'D
hodor.StrAf [0:06]: 8'D
[0:06]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: :D!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:27 (original: 10:33)
[Intermission]: MINA OLEN EZZE disconnected
hodor. C30-C39! [Intermission]: xd
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: lol.
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: gg
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: lollage
hodor.StrAf [Intermission]: lucky luke.com
hodor. C30-C39! [Intermission]: gg
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: we fail too much for that much of luck
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: should have had this 5mins ago
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[14:56]: hodor.StrAfcalled a vote.
[14:54]: *** Match Reset! ***
[14:54]: Vote passed!
=^d.^d= raspberry [Warmup]: ?
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: igla drop
=^d.^d= raspberry [Warmup]: oh
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: nice flik
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
MINA OLEN EZZE [Warmup]: why did u selfkill swani
MINA OLEN EZZE [Warmup]: :[
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: When
MINA OLEN EZZE [Warmup]: just now
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Countdown]: O_o
hodor. buggs 8D [Countdown]: hf
MINA OLEN EZZE [Countdown]: i have to push you all the way agaon
MINA OLEN EZZE [Countdown]: :(
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: glhf
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Countdown]: :D
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [Countdown]: hf
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [13:38]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [13:38]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [13:38]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [13:38]: :D!
eAesSe [13:37]: :D!
[13:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.StrAf [13:13]: 8'D
hodor.StrAf [13:13]: 8'D
MINA OLEN EZZE [13:11]: [20:00] <Webe> im gonna blackmale phyzic
=^q.^q= smak [13:11]: :D
[13:02]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [12:51]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [12:51]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [12:51]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [12:51]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [12:51]: :D!
hodor.StrAf [12:48]: 8'D
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:30]: esse cu @ cf
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:27]: busted hard
eAesSe [11:24]: haha pls
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:20]: :D!
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.StrAf [8:59]: 8'D
[6:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
=^q.^q= smak [4:19]: >dd
[4:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [4:06]: let me setup ur st in peace
[4:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:24]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:24]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:24]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:24]: :D!
[2:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:22]: xd
eAesSe [2:21]: WHAT U DOING
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:16]: dibbing!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:13]: gibbing even
[2:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
eAesSe [2:09]: almost
[2:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
eAesSe [1:28]: haha
[1:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
=^5.^5= Swanidius [0:17]: xD
MINA OLEN EZZE [0:15]: Xd
=^5.^5= Swanidius [0:14]: stuck
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
[14:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
=^5.^5= Swanidius [14:48]: ei vittu
=^5.^5= Swanidius [14:48]: vitun rillipäänörtit
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=^q.^q= smak [14:48]: esse >(
[14:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:48]: FIGHT!
[14:35]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
=^5.^5= Swanidius [14:33]: :)
[14:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[14:33]: FIGHT!
t0p3k4nk3r [13:55]: fucking shit im kidding
[12:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: rip
eAesSe [12:26]: in pieces
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: who spawned there
[12:26]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [12:26]: w hole team
=^q.^q= smak [12:26]: gg
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: i dont trust you
=^q.^q= smak [12:26]: do cp
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: only smak
[12:26]: =^.^= raspberrycalled a vote.
[12:26]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: hheads
[12:26]: Vote cancelled
[12:26]: MINA OLEN EZZEcalled a vote.
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: heads
[12:26]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: f1
[12:26]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: :[
[12:26]: Vote FAILED! (Coin Toss )
[12:26]: MINA OLEN EZZEcalled a vote.
[12:26]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
hodor. buggs 8D [12:26]: un ?
MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: straf gives good headz
[12:26]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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MINA OLEN EZZE [12:26]: bye bye medic spawn
[12:26]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[12:26]: Vote FAILED! (Coin Toss )
[12:26]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:26]: FIGHT!
[11:47]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
MINA OLEN EZZE [11:45]: xD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:43]: :d
[11:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
MINA OLEN EZZE [11:37]: fuck me and my nades
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:43]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
=^5.^5= Swanidius [10:37]: hahhaha
hodor.StrAf [10:36]: 8'D
[10:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
eAesSe [8:11]: :D
=^q.^q= smak [8:09]: :d
=^q.^q= smak [7:41]: </3
[7:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
eAesSe [7:35]: :D!
[7:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:17]: LIES
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:15]: ALL LIES
eAesSe [7:06]: </3
[5:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:06]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
hodor.StrAf [5:05]: 8'D
=^5.^5= Swanidius [5:05]: gg wh cu cf
=^8.^8= Freddy [4:50]: gg
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [4:49]: tails
[4:48]: hodor. C30-C39!called a vote.
[4:40]: Vote passed!
[4:40]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[4:40]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
eAesSe [4:26]: :D!
[4:06]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:53 (original: 15:00)
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [Intermission]: gg
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[9:16]: The Main Door has been breached!
[7:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:36]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:36]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:36]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:36]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:36]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:35]: xD
=^q.^q= smak [7:25]: :D
MINA OLEN EZZE [7:24]: sorry :(
[6:59]: The Service Door has been breached!
[6:27]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:32
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: gg
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [Countdown]: hf
[3:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
t0p3k4nk3r [2:59]: ???
t0p3k4nk3r [2:56]: fucking unhit
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:48]: :D
[2:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor. buggs 8D [2:42]: :)
eAesSe [2:41]: u scared me
[2:39]: The Main Door has been breached!
[1:38]: The Service Door has been breached!
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [0:20]: Hi :)
=^d.^d= raspberry [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32)
[Intermission]: =^.^= raspberry disconnected
hodor.DRUNKASFUCK :O) [Intermission]: ggs
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: ggs
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: ggg
[Intermission]: hodor. buggs 8D disconnected
[Intermission]: MINA OLEN EZZE disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= woott disconnected
[Intermission]: eAesSe disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. C30-C39! disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= tOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor.StrAf disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= Freddy disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.